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ShowYourCertificate:
Stupidity is when you are busy chasing rats in a house that's on fire! Our economy is dwindling at an astronomical rate and what is on Buhari's senile brain is too chase after his preceived enemies.

so in otherwords let those who have gained in d sharing of d nation's fund be freed cos ur family members enjoyed from it.
listen! we will probe anything probable and recover looted funds and use it to revive the economy cos d economy is broke..
you are only hallucinating from hangover of Jonathan's defeat and as I see you, you must be an Omo Igbo.
now swerve!!!!

BeeBeeOoh:
I still ask again,

1. Is That The Main Problem Nigeria Is Facing Now??..

2. Will That Revive Nigeria's Economy??..

WTF!! is this a question or an answer so the funds gained won't be used to revive the economy ? you mean the economy doesn't need funds to be managed, it needs just sand ryt ? I wonder how youths think I swear OK what happened to the arms deal ? did dasuki purchase any ? Just swerve pls!!

johnnycrew:
Buhari is a mishit,a scam and a dullard,things are going for the worst in the coming 4 years.

all dese people u are on a long thing
he will rule u for 4yrs and beyond
u are just hallucinating from the hangover of GEJ defeat
you have bn on a long route of pain
4yrs and beyond is still long for u to bear d pain!

ZKOSOSO:
It's one thing to be a dullard and it's another thing to know it. Buhari is not aware of anything ecomonic indicators or performance.
As a fulani cattle herdsman, the country is doing just fine!

Jumping up and down the world to advertise his cool, illiterate, humble and Most Honest Man in the world that he feel he is is what matter!

Afterall the battle to northernise and islamise the entire country is in full gear!

Fighting corruption is all about Dasuki and PDP infidels who have been stopping him since 2003 from been crown the Sultan of Nigeria!

We yet to feel the effect of his anointed ministers who themselves are yet to believe that Buhari could select them at all.
Capturing Rivers, Bayelsa, akwa-Ibom and Taraba is far more important than good governance. Afterall nearly all the judges of the appeal court are fulanis. So going after PDP govs, PDP senators and Rep's is made easy with nullification of everything PDP courtesy of Muslim judges of Norther extraction.

Naija don suffer!! Thank God I never did and will never Vote for Buhari....

be constructive in ur criticism rather Dan taking it personal cos a northerner is ur president
I wonder what u have to say abt d past administration and how they are being caught mismanaging and looting funds
just swerve and go back to sell your spare parts in Onitsha or ALABA market!!!

petux:
Lol i kud remember mine when i was in ss3 d girl was in ss2 buh age factor na prob she was 16 nd i was 15 nd she b butter i be pako...i love her like die being d 1st girl i wuld ever love buh her greind discouraged her coz of age she has to call it quit..i cried cried nd creid....my mom wan dae get BP coz i neva cry like dhat b4 buh i later get on after 1 mnth. Till today if i look her dp wey she dae snap with her new bf am always heartbroken....

man up
get occupied by building urself or if ure alrdy successful ,kp getting more success... let your low self esteem dissapear.
you can be happier than her if you allow yourself
Hang out and be free..you can do it bro!

MrScript:
Islam and jihad... It is well...










No mentions pls...

wasted sperm spotted one abortion pill wld av prevented you!!

bestads:
Another male copper that has been shagging this female copper at Night in the dark will be somewhere laughing in CHANGE Language

f*ck you

sameer1212:
Don't know what to say, Vardy spoil my mood

Lol team united for life!

naija2dabone:
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.
1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.
2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.
3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.
4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.
5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.
6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.
7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.
8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.
8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.
9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.
10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.
11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.
12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.
13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful
14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful
15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful
17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature
18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.
19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful
20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.
21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful
May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always.

fool
just for likes

ephi123:
This has to be the FUNNIEST thread ever!!! lmaooo

Lol aswear d funniest ever
hahahahahahahahahaha

Kalvan:
Typical yeegbo youth. Zero common sense.
This is poverty personified. Who celebrates going to the store?!
South East is a cursed land.

Lol ride on my guy tell dem!!

okechukwu16:
Mumu u self dey snap for inside shoprite. Anu

Lol to show u say na slippers we dy use enta go buy small tinz

igbo mumu boy dy support him Broda
ode

batulakarada:
Lol

Lol bastard u don kill dis guys oo

batulakarada:
Lol

Lol bastard u don kill dis guys oo

loool shoprite wey I dy use bathroom slippers go for ikeja go buy matches n soap... #lagosBoys #

RisMas:
Alhikmah university, ilorin 250k

goodmrninw pls hw genuine is ur source cos I want to enroll my sis there

jejemanito:
They call him M to the I
Mister Incredible
Most Immaculate
Mic Inspector
MC Interrogator
Music Innovator
Mankind Illustrator!

Lol u dy burst my brains #anoti#

Demmocrats:
Even though am a die hard fan of my Sai Buhari, this is the handwork of Ebele Azikiwe Goodluck Jonathan.


Thank you Jonathan!!!

bro u are a Lion in sheep clothing
you were never a fan of change
stop praising Jonathan hiddenly
come out clean that u are a PDP that's all

Kingtim:
Blame APC and Baba. If you quote me, you'll just pass away.

quoting u or nt u will still die sooner or later
so stop acting like u won't die

Chubhie:
You are quite excused.
No, A realist.
We can't tell but will hold him accountable as Grand commander of the Night watch.
SMH at this your thought pattern.
Do you think its hard for over 100 troops to be captured by Boko haram?
I'm only holding this government responsible to a social contract it signed.

stop painting situations to ur taste instead of bn realist
I can see how intelligent your thought pattern is
what do you talk abt d 500+ girls captured by d terrorists
nobody crucified Jonathan
and I voted change but didn't take blame on the clueless one
it was an unexpected attack anyways
so stop sounding pained by calling buhari a terrorists cos in d real truth he is nt
pls get your facts right and stop d unnecessary hating due to the pain u suffered during the election defeat
thank you!

Chubhie:
Under the watchful eyes of an acclaimed General who saw war. This is enough to start impeachment proceedings against PMB. He has failed to secure lives and properties.

excuse me
are u a saddist ?
did he tell d terrorists to bomb ?
wen PDP were in power I guess bokoharam didn't destroy lives and properties
WTF!
do u tink its easy to capture terrorists?
stop pointing fingers cos its neva easy

Alexander001:
what is the difference between you and him now?

he is far better than ur generation
kp supporting evil n it shall follow u

Otenestbestyaho:
Fresh meat for okowo soup.

When I return from work 2day, I will eat plenty fresh meat, seun make sure you rost all the vital fleshy part and store in the fridge, u can take the head,legs and hands but leave the lap, body and other fleshy vital part 4 papper soup and OKOWO soup.

Boko haram thank you very much, may God bless u pple as u embark on the mission of killing ur muslim brothers.

I am very happy with this pic, nothing graphic about this, more heads sud roll.
My day is made up with this news!!!

Less I 4get, when will boko haram hits LAGOS, for there are many Xmas meat over there.

Omo igbo my guy ,hw things na
It shall nt be well with u fool

raayah:
[size=17pt]OP Are you Yakub??[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/2740722/conversation-between-yakub-cheated-him

Lol yakubu from d oda thread

ayexcel100:
thats a good one by confirmation, we are not new into this, check d thread, from d first page till now, d testimonies speaks for us, call or whatsapp 08149643398 for ur requests, if there is any unfair deal, feel free to come here, thanks and waiting for u

OK where is ur location pls

Raiders:
Your man must have a very low self esteem for he to want you back after you cheated on him

vry low esteem nigga

mjconcept:
This is unlike you.send me the mb

bro gudmrn did he reall send ur data cos am willing to buy dnt want to be defrauded

mrnin bro hw genuine is ur source

hedonistic:
Better to beg for sex than to beg for love.

orijin or big fanta ?

GudluckIBB:
Oh you have spoken my mind! Pls send me your account number make I nourish your account.

wallahi its a paid protest ntn more PDP won't just accept defeat dey want opposition to go down with dem smh

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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

bro!
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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

bro!
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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

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owobokiri:
When the gods want to teach you some humbling lessons: The cup will be presented to him by a 5 percenter from a team dominated by 5 percenters and coached by a world class coach from the indomitable land of the 5 percenters! Chukwu Okike Ahbiama is GREAT. Left to the disaster from a dusty Daurra, this team would have been populated in the main by the Abdulrahmans and Abubakars of this world, because according to Buharis logic; the closer to daurra the better. . Ethnic warriors masquerading as vintage nationalists.. It is a phase..

bro!

All I see is a pained group of PDP crying over the election defeat Quote me n die of anger... Ekwensu romancia mammy water!!!!!!!!!