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[quote author=Agwoden post=34294673]No wonder he didnt want to hand over properly. Thank God the virus carrying Judas have been uninstalled in Niger delta. Imagine stealing your people blind just to be clapped for by outsiders.[/quote Don't mind the monkey of Ubima. That 257 Billion can never disappear. If Buhari wants to turn a blind eye it shall go to the international community.

farem:
Frustrated and pain-riddled political worms. I dey cry for their dismantled destiny

the 5th poster after me you are fool!

She will lose.

The fool A.K.A monkey of Ubima is hiding behind the cloth ! Buhari can never be considered as honest until ameachi has been brought to book on corruption charges. The 257 Billion he was given should be audited and accounted. Unless you want to call Nigerians stupid. There can be no change until ameachi's tenure has been transparently audited. What he received is on record. Even if it was 257 Billion Ceddi's we need to check if it's commisurate to what's been judiciously expended in Rivers State! There can be no accountability without that!

Biko Haram should never be allowed to touch Niger Delta oil money! If they want to give them amnesty money give them money generated from Northern farms.

The big fool has packed to Abuja. Time to beg for appointment! MUGU!

slowpoke Emeritus!

Finally, the scales drop from people's eyes concerning Amaechi. Welcome to the reality of Rivers people. This is the side that no newspaper will print. Does Rivers State look like it has seen that kind of money? Use your brains and do the math when it comes to Amaechi. Nuff said.

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I'm a born, bred and buttered Ph boy and believe me. Nothin dey happen for Port Harcourt. The only correct info is that the town is full of Ho's. The roads are bad and there is no light. The streets are insidiously unsafe. It could be better and will be with better security and creative improvement but true to life Ph has lost its game. The correct Ph people are in Lagos, Abuja, Europe and America. There are crowds at night but the question you ask yourself is if you're looking for quantity or quality. Last but not least the Carribean has a nightclub in Ph as they do in Abj. Go to Carribean Abj and compare the crowd in Carribean Ph. The difference is like Coke and Zobo. True story.

Sleeky if this had been your final exam in Harvard you would have passed with Distinction! True talk my brother!

It is impressive and inspiring to read posts such as these. As Nigeria gets older as a nation as a people ethnic divisions should become a thing of the past. A typical example is that I am an Igbo whose first cousins are Yoruba, Hausa, Calabar and Bonny in Rivers State. We have been brought up to love and assist one another. There are no ethnic divisions between us and we enjoy each other's hometown's and cultures. That also includes the VIP treatment when you go to their hometowns. My closest friend in life is Yoruba and he is my mother's adopted son and as good as my biological brother. We should not limit ourselves. A house divided itself cannot stand. We are Nigeria and may GOD Bless us all!

Who are Ubi and Nsoro? Next post.

Nice one! More grease to your elbows and love to all my Nigerian brother's and sisters!

Lol!These Nigerians will not kil :Dl me!

I am also a Virgin.

One Word "slowpoke"

Are you asking a question or just being sarcastic? NO! NEVER! Not today not tomorrow and not ever!!!! NEVER!!!!

Even though I am a staunch PDP supporter I maintain that whoever posted those pictures is a very wicked person (RFLMAO). Chai anything but these pictures. Lol!!!!! Somebody said he's Amaechi looks like he's morphing into a woman!

The truth is that 99% of Nigerians don't give a bleep about Stella and Toyin whatshername? Truth!

Kick her to the curb. Get someone better. You deserve it.

Checkmate

And they call GEJ clueless.

History has it that while Rome was burning Emperor Nero payed no attention and continued playing his fiddle.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! CARDIAC ARREST IN PROGRESS!!!! ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS PLEASE HOLD NAIRALAND RESPONSIBLE! WOW!!!

rigarmortis:
1. The real man pill
Some naija girls try to market and sell the “real man” to some poor unsuspecting dude, any dude that swallows this pill will immediately start acting like some robot, the “real man” is not supposed to do this and that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl you are dating.
Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life, suckered into the myth that all men are supposed to behave in some way, which is infact a bid to control you, you should be pitied more than juddas Iscariot.
The irony is that most of this girls have dated wimps in the past, broke up with them because he behaves like a puppet, meet you, fvkcs you to spite him and then tries AGAIN to turn you into the former BF by selling the pill to you.
Poor souls.
RED FLAG.....watch out for words like.....”your mates out there”....”real men are......” or trying to make you watch some romance movie or telemundo, then she ill hold up the characteristics of the main guy who is soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life and has had 40 divorces....watch at your own peril, if premership season is off, watch NBA, if its off season, plug your playstation, if none is available, give her the remote and take a nap.

2. The “need to be taken care of” mentality
You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff like...i need a guy who can take care of me....well, nothing is wrong with that, but they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll whenever i hear that shiii and should be surprised when they are treated as such, what happened to striving to get yours, the days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its equal rights now...of cos there wil be occasions now and then when, but don’t act like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name.

3. Potential boyfriend profiling
Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes darting around, all over you, searching for a clue.
Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then what happened to meeting a person first and knowing him then seeing if you like him or not.
When i meet such girls, i can sight them a mile away, but usually when i am drunk enough or just unfortunate to cross their path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel like just cutting it short and walking away, but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse about how my phone battery is flat, collect their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest dustbin, .
4. Some things are not sexually transmitted
Success, wealth, smartness.....what do they have in common.....they are not sexually transmitted, so next time you are in a car and feel like the world is your, when you get kicked out you will end up with nada, so get yours, the fact that you are fvkcing each other doesn’t mean shiiii.

5. The victim mentality
Guy meets girl, they start fxking, guy spends heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy, girl leaves guy........guy is hurt bad, everybody tells him he is a man, to move on.
Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with phatter ar53, guy dumps girl, girl screams blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in the eye of the public, that is so nija girl, its unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup, hook another one, thats the spirit.

6. Extreme neediness
No need to explain, naija girls seem to need one thing or the other, some see it as a way of testing your love.

Quite insane

7. Shallow mind and ignorance.
She knows BB10, iphine, mercy Johnson, kim, k, ,,...thats the end, go deeper and you jam a brick wall, without a helmet you might get migraine for life, some of these girls are dumb as a doornail,, keep it up, keep steve jobs family rich and complain whne you are 50 and single.

It gets no realer than this!

Both Ken Nnamani and Babangida Aliyu have admirable oratorical skills.

ephraim omu is the cso of RSUST in Port Harcourt. He has been stealing from the students,taxi drivers and vistors to the university since his inception as the cso of the university. His level of theft and shamelessness has reached its peak.ephraim now tells students, visitors and taxi drivers on campus that they should pay him 35-40k for issues as simple as wrong parking, because it is a university policy.If it is a university policy eprahaim should show his accused a university account which is authorized for such reprimands. This man can steal food from baby. That baby may be yours or mine. He has injured people using a variety of weapons while robbing them believing his voice will always be heard first since he is a retired policeman. He has stolen from many. A proper unbiased investigation on this man can easily be done and provide the true results. ephraimis dirty along the main gate of RSUSTback gate, Eagle Island Gate and Ilaobuchi back gate(within and without). The only way ephraim's exploits can be missed is by plucking out your eyes.His name stinks worse than the Garden City dump. He is a retired asp of The Gallant Nigerian Police Force. This man is an epitome of corruption being what both PDP and APC would like a distance themselves from. It is alleged that ephraim works hand in hand with the Mile 3 police station in Port Harcourt providing them with ample victims for bail while collecting kickbacks. This is story we tend to find unbelievable. The Mile 3 Police Station have never had such a reputation. They have always been Gallant! What has been investigated and can be analysed by even a 2 year old is that ephraim has collecting people's money on his own. This should be stopped especially under Governor Ameachi who is known to be an epitome of integrity,entrepreneurism and innovation. ephraim has stolen from many people. his exploits are no longer hidden. We are challenging the our Gallant Police Force, the SSS, DSS and our Distinguished Inspector General to look into this THEIF'S issues. There is no possibility of concealing it anymore. ephraim still looks wretched and sick being proof that evil dividends can never be put to good use.An investigation on this criminal can be done on and off campus. His reputation stinks! But a lot of innocents are suffering from theft by an appointed thieving cso of a university.This is the point where enlightened security operatives come in. Seasons Greetings and may Nigeria continue to be United! By the Grace of the Almighty! Amen!

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