₦airaland Forum

[color=#1980BC] We need money up in this motherf**ker,abi na hot we go chop!??...give me Linda Ikeji anytime anyday.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Peeling onions is what we dread,most times we forgo cooking altogether and order chinese take-out...... if only there was a remedy but chow-mein is my main chow these days. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Amaechi will be foolish to not accept the position of Driver General...at all at all na winch. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] 4 [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Use toothpick and toilet paper...but remember to wash your hands first. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This also confirms the regular helicopter flybys over the past few days...thought something was about... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Ladies,ladies,ladies...its always all about them on Fp..?? why not men? why not me? Ok, after a haed breakup i go into phase one that is a depressive fit cluttered up with binge eating, extreme console gaming and projectile vomiting...then phase two where i get to have angry s.ex with asian hookers which takes us to phase three after which i brush up and get back on my feet again. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] I'd prefer World Bank,Unicef or WHO....who or what the hell is CNN?.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] We can hope thieffnubu's propaganda machinery pay these people very well for this one-sided biopic. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Op lets be friends.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] We yoga up thrice weekly..that should help,innit?. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] I believe we are witnessing the end of a political era in Rivers.....that of noisemaking and drug or greed induced rantings..Amaechi has just become a political case study in the field of Use and dump or "chop and clean mouth" [/color]

[color=#1980BC] EJO (Yoruba for snake)...from my initials emblazoned on every thing i ever owned on my sojourn through boarding....the name then evolved into Python,i guess, everyone in the hostel quadrangles where we bath in the open couldn't disagree any less given the burgeoning size of my ding-dong at puberty... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This is voyeurism....a favourite past time of sex
ua.l perverts... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] We need prayers in NFA... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] I prefer my gf soak me in a bubble bath.. [/color]

customized13:
Your analyses are very laughable, Nigeria isn't a country where all electorates will be found in their region of origin. For example the likes of me, dozzy, ichidodo etc will vote for GEJ outside our region of origin, the likes of me are part of the southwest and northwest figures to a very substantial level.

[color=#1980BC] Gbam... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Let us observe a moment of silence....for the repose of Amaechi's political career and Rivers State's money. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] So this here is a stalemate?? One wants to be VP but the other is refusing yet would still like the VP be chiefly influenced by the former perhaps fearing treachery of some sort... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Big deal...We can assemble one on the internet,fly and take an aerial selfie. [/color]

danjumakolo:
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Hear another dumb nairalander who thinks it's only those in Lagos who use nairaland...lmao....wonders they say shall never end[/s]

[color=#1980BC] For someone who readily presumes the political perspective of a locality hundreds of kilometres away that should be a new level of imbecility.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] If not for that innocent kid i'd say " fuucck 'em"... [/color]

danjumakolo:
Middle does not exist....we have 19 northern states.. btw we in niger,kogi,kwara,nasarawa are for APC...I gez benue and plateau people will vote apc if they leave sentiments out

[color=#1980BC] We? Who?! Who is we? Who are you? ? You cannot be in Lagos and speak for those in the affected region... [/color]

ellechrystal:
It's harmful u just don't know.
It's a harmful Covent that keeps going from generation to generations. The whole generation of that family is taken over by an idol. God 4bid

[color=#1980BC] What are idols but things we worship..your phones,your dresses, and basically materialism are idols too…A whole society taken over by crass materialism and idolatory..God forbid. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] South west will be cleaved in two therefore the battle ground will shift to the middle belt or North Central.Plateau,Kogi,Nassarawa,Abuja Benue,Kwara,Niger et al will determine the winner... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Wia iz his Afro?.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This will be bad for morale..junior officers parachuting their seniors will only cause mutiny,guardroom disobedience and misconduct never mind backstabbing and base jumping. [/color]

ellechrystal:
God 4bid.. That's a terrible ancestral covenant with an unknown idol. Wat if u don't want to b d lucky one after ur chosen? I tire o

[color=#1980BC] Christianity has diluted things a bit so we don't get much initiates... those days our grandfathers would regale us with tales how these ceremonies were rites of passage to manhood for young boys..but not anymore regardless the totems still choose their incarnations thus they have been able to take care of themselves through out centuries....an incarnate cannot refuse his destiny christianity or not. One way or the other he or she will come to see reason...albeit mysteriously these days...You can say 'it is a call to serve or to be".Most totems serve as guardians to the community.All are generally harmless to the innocent and their belongings. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Nothing to be on about....she's just a figure head,nothing else. [/color]

ellechrystal:
Jesus Christ..r u serious? Really scary.

[color=#1980BC] Not scary really..just cultural rites passed down from generations just like native healers but you must be initiated (ikpa akpa agwu) though and your family tree must represent a symbolic totem in some areas we hear families adopt Python,Elephant and Lion as their totemic symbols. Most times after the death of the an age old 'family leopard' the totemic prana chooses fresh initiates to possess or develop a lifetime partnership with and you just might be the lucky one.Each nocturnal transformation session can be likened to a dream, nightmare or just plain astral travelling from the state of a human being to that of a totem..in our case...a leopard..others; Python,Elephant,Babbon or some forest creature. [/color]