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So very happy to be CATHOLIC.

John Onaiyekan for Pope.

John Onaiyekan for pope.

IL NUOVO PAPA!

Ivynwa: That's sweet of you Ichidodo, you are already apologising for him. Good gents we've got here.

*blush*

missblanche: This is one of the reasons i never get to share my feelings with anyone especially when i'm down because instead of the help you look forward to,all you get are harsh words and insults hauled @ you,can't believe i have tears in my eyes already,that just hurts more..you all have a nice day.

Baby-doll, please dont cry, if u cry i will cry o! As a sweet beautiful and sensitive lady that u are you should realize that he made a mistake of which am glad he did because i was beginning to think he was super-man. Nobody is perfect and we all make mistakes the least u can do is to forgive and forge ahead. Now tell me you are not crying *big teddy bear huggs*

@simayanki. The thread is basically for the ladies but the fact that they allowed us to flex a little does not mean we should disrespect them. They are our babies,sisters,wives and mothers. As a 'baba' u definitely gat skills,that last thing i want is for u not to be involved here,u just have to be humble that is all. So please on behalf of simayankibaba the OGIDIOLU II of all feminine issues conflictin man,i would like to apologize for hurtin the delicate sensibilities of any dollander involved especially to blanchiedoll, carmidoll,metchetra and etchetra. So, baba u suggestin i keep it cool as regards to the issue at play?. Aight then i will, thanks for everything.

I just thought they had a bad case of tummy-ache which resulted into a swollen tummy and voila!

simayanki4real: However i can, i will try. Please share...

sorry taking this long bro. Some dude scratched my vehicle and am hoppin mad rite now. Well, its about this lady,she is very attractive,friendly and i like her. The problem is am not the only one who wants her, but the edge i have got is that am around her most of the week days and we talk sometimes. I feel uncomfortable competing for a woman's attention,but i d'like to make an exception and i need ure help. Tanx bro.

simayanki4real: Yea bro! It could be fun when your love is also your best buddy...

I'd give an arm,a head and a leg for that kind of buddy. lol. Can you help me wit a lady problem?

simayanki4real: Tnx @ichidodo...
D ladies want a thread, let's give them a thread!

The day i will get a woman that will not squeeze face but enjoy one round of PES or FIFA with me that wil b when hell freezes over. I think you have touched a sensitive nerve as far as NIGERIAN SINGLE LADIES are concerned. Its not all about quantity but quality.

Fantastic.Simayankibaba

Dumb Lion.

ISLAM. The cankerworm of our civilisation.

@carmidol. Its alright and i promise to stay in line. You the best.

@carmidoll,first of all this here is nairaland and i believe we are all here to learn and share alike. Secondly,this here is ure thread and i understand the need for u to stick to the objective as far as ure thread is concerned, but i refuse to be slandered by you as i am not teachin anybody how to flirt and i am not a novice when it comes to that, phinal said he was comin wit somfin on that and being the sanguine dude that i am i told him to bring it on. He did, i and some others gave him a pat on the back for that. You dont have to single only me for the 'hair drier treatment',that is not fair.Good mornin.

candygosh. I see u. Hi.

@phinal, fantastic bro, from now on am a call u smackdaddy.@carmidoll, lighten up boubou. Being single should be fun and not all gloom and doom. About ure question, hell no, my sister cant fall for that. A brother has to hold sumtin down before thinkin bout settling down, if he tries to do otherwise then he is a dumb nigger and i'll be damned if my sis gets down with that.

Phinalphantasy: a discussion on a very necessary art and tool for men and women in hooking up;FLIRTING, coming soon by me..stay tuned and don't change that dial

Hurry it up dude,bring the smack down on motown.

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candygosh: The thoughtof yoga sounds nice. I have to saaaay, I don't like football.
And music, I just go with the flow. Not a fan of any band.

Go with the flow,cool. I understand u like chocs, my earliest choc treat was gongo and baba-dudu. Lol. U must be gettin tired,tomorrow is church, u need to catch some rest. U have been such a wonderful sport, enjoyed chattin wit u even though i burnt my food while doin so. Catch u tomorrow that is if u nt busy. Nite.

candygosh: Naah, am not fascinated about cars.
And I don't do fitness stuff. Lol
I consume more, chocs do d trick for me.
Tho mates tell me am adding weight lately.
I have a big story, like big. Lmao
Tell urs too!

Am a buff, a yoga buff, am a car-freak, i love being inside a well-stocked kitchen because i have a sweet tooth, i play football for fun and fitness.. I also love music, am a crazy rock fan.U like rock?

candygosh: Lol. I like trad. And its a must for me.
And yes my man must come begging, cheque in hand lol. Lying till my pops says yes.

Cheque in hand, lol that caught my attention. Yeah i guess u r worth the trouble and a lot more. So what is ure story, do u like cars, a fitness buff or are u into sports? I know its a dumb question but just humour me.

Come on 190.Be civil, man.

No offence but i sensed a lack of enthusiasm as regards to the aspect of trad wedding in ure culture u like, sorry maybe i am asking for too much but there was this 9ice musical video i saw. It was about his guy that was gettin married traditionally,the presentation was very colourful and culturally rich. I like the aspect where they were 'begging' at first it started wit some kow-towing but the bride's father was adamant then they started prostrating until they were flat on the ground even the groom slept off on the floor. Lovely. I am sure u like the idea of grown men beggin ure dad for ure hand in marriage. Wouldn't u?

yeah makes things so much easier. I love that but u seem indifferent to the it. Y?

candygosh: Well I don't think there's any one who doesn't like weddings. Its something everyone prays for or look forward to.
Personally, am looking forward to mine. And I so like weddings

yeah. Was expectin that. Let me confess, i do like the trad aspect. The part where the bride takes a glass of wine to the groom. This one time i actually was part of a bride price 'negotiatin' team for my kinsman. We knew the bride was priceless but had to negotiate terms, i learnt a lot about my culture that day. There was so much wheeling,dealing,arguement and staged walkouts by us. At end of the day we had to meet the bride's people midway which made them happy includin the bride and groom. Me? A hot plate of Akpu and goat meat-filled egusi soup washed down wit pammy was all i cared for. I so love traditional marriages. Any part of Trad weddin u d'like to share?

candygosh: Aaawww

Yeah. Aaw.So d'you like weddings?