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*i spy animals*

Toto Licker: Usually when she kneels down if front of me, I fight this urge to put it in her mouth....Lol!!!

i prefer putting on her bossom*winks* u know dat a he-goat cannot stop being a he-goat

free2ryhme: when u fool ya sef finish .. u will go and lick your bottle of big stout u left on the table

A man should not sound as shrill as a woman.

free2ryhme: old papa i greet... beer parlour talk

if an adolescent does not behave like an adolescent who is going to?

Idowuogbo: i shud ask u o! shebi na u dey form rambo.

When d man talking rubbish is allowed to lead d villagers out on the road and doesn't complete the lead-through,he becomes a waste to the society that crowned it.

My chi did not provide me wit superhuman strength else i would have stopped the sun from shining and since i cannot stop something as surely as the shining sun, then i cannot stop the ranting of a deranged woman.

Idowuogbo: continue deluding yourself u hia! You probably don't know that you are up against the oraclemama badosky, lol

anyways....its daft to enthrone a man who talks rubbish because he will only talk rubbish in the palace.

if he talks rubbish and is still enthroned, what is ure own? Does a man spit out the food morsel his chi places in his mouth?

free2ryhme: wetin u dey talk no make sense at all... #beerparlourproverbs

Of course the language of the elders is mere gibberish to the ears of a child.

Idowuogbo: i blame u? the child brought up by a chimpanzee behaves like a chimpanzee. msteww!

two machetes at the house of the unfortunate, one with a handle dat is not sharp, and the sharp one has no handle. do d maths!

The pot will always call the kettle black, but the eagle never has the chance to gaggle wit fowls, it flies away to a chore far more dignifying

Idowuogbo: one more MR! when a monkey wants to see the face of the hunter,he shld be prepared for the hunters bullet too.

true,true but the hunter should be prepared to face wrath the monkey's kinsmen. The rainclouds should know when its asz has been whooped by sun and scurry away into oblivion.

free2ryhme: well u position nvr raises dust .. so who care

And who r u to judge if my position raises sh**t. Does the cricket pronounce judgement on the lion? Pls dont be like tortoise who overestimated the efficacy of its shell and dived into the crocodile's jaws

Idowuogbo: If one requires explanation for a proverb directed to him,his mothers dowry is a waste!! EOD! next!

No dowry is a waste if it is promptly paid and has not been returned for the past 25 yrs. But of course it is only the son of a properly married wife that is ignorant of the term 'bastard' much more than the daughter of a prostitutte. U dont fear the rain when u r inside a house.

free2ryhme: when has kneeling become an act of humilation ... Ibo man don start ooooo

it depends on how u look at it, but from my point of view .....it is a gory sight.

Idowuogbo: Smh! urs case is no different to the native doctor dat said bring the tortise for sacrifice, the tortise replies no problem catch me first.

Can a man with his chi lose the earth and the sky in a fight against an adversary? Wat is the loss if the tortoise runs away? Does he not have cousins and relatives?

Idowuogbo: msteeew... u call one wolf and the whole pack shows up.

if u r wary of the wolf and its pack, then y poke finger into its eye? Its only a fool that sees the leopard approaching and stays put.

Niiade: lol orisirisi oooooo, kai dude wants food and sex in bed regardless of the wife's condition at that point. once u point one finger u get three more point back oooo

If i want food and sex, is it not my right as a husband and if my wife is attentive to my needs y should she humiliate (kneel) herself in public becuz of me or her culture. The water from the broken water pot does not find its way back to the stream.

free2ryhme: no disrespecting but dont your culture own womens as properties and ...when the man gets angry calls her bungalow. why because the money for her bride price is enuff to build a bungalow.

Does the water pot asks to be taken to the stream? #stillcoolwityorubaculture#

Idowuogbo: ur point is?

mr differentiator! answer me now.. msteeeeeew!

Its only a deranged rat that laughs in the face of a cat.

free2ryhme: how is kneeling down a medieval show of public respect...


it is their culture ... respect it..

Kneeling is stil a MS of R, if the yoruba ladies are cool wit that what is my own? #iamcoolwityorubacultureo!#

These yoruba people and their culture self..... A real yoruba woman should kneel anytime,anywhere. As an igboman i dont require any form of medieval show of respect in public,just cook mi delicious meals and allow me to have my way in the bedroom, Ogugwo.

hello. is anyone there?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Some pple here probably sleep under bridges but they are blubbering nonsense [/quote]honestly, i cant stop laughing.

erm, does it include using a condom?

bad idea. Send a killer squad instead.

correct piece,op. Will save this page #thumbsup#

CrazyMan: Sorry bro...those greedy politicians have kept your allawe in their fixed deposit accounts. They're concerned about the interest it would yield to them and not the service you're rendering to the nation.

That's Nigeria for you.

tanx bro. I just recieved my alert just now, it was as if the politicians r nairalanders as i just dey halla for this forum the money just enter fiaaam! Now i am ready to pay the 'supreme sacrifice' for my country.lolz!

omo! C dat flying last ditch tackle from dat defender fernando tando!

up nepa!

The cape verdeans are fantastic; excellent wing-play, mid-field saturation and defensive work. Their keeper wit d little action he has seen has got razor-sharp reflex and cat-like agility. Even their targetman dey play like target-man, he holds up the ball very wel, allowin his wingers to feed off him, also has a couple of shots on target, thanx to ejide 4 keepin scores level. Our targetman no get liver o! The chicken dey run go wing. For what?! Mid-field na expressway tins, defence? Kaput! Make i watch 2ndhalf.

wait o! What is emmanuel emenike doing at d rite wing, abi is he not our targetman? Targetman running into d wing to cross for who?!

y nainja no cal mi make i come play mid-field, c as them cape verde just they build oshodi'- apapa expressway for dat side.

hthem dey play us half-field o! Choi! Their keeper get wonderful reflex.