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F**K YERIBAS,F**K AWO-OLE! #bunchofcocksuckers#

dayokanu: Ojuku was a useless man

So he dey give woman belle as part of an agenda?

Wetin concern u at least he did not raape a 12 year old like ure grand father would.

how do u post pics? Anybody?

Bibol: I don't think there's much of a big deal in it, so long as you have an understanding fiance. You seriously don't expect a man who will marry you in say, 6 months to always take you to eateries every time you visit. Cooking for him should even be a thing of joy. If you feel he's taking advantage of that, you can politely tell him to help out or just hang around and gist with you. It creates time for bonding. Trust me, no reasonable man will want to settle with a fake girl that only cares about her nails and Brazillian hair. Matured ladies know what to do to make their men happy. True love is not selective. Its high time ladies learnt that when a man loves you, there's no point trying to prove any useless point. If you love him truly, you will go out of your way to make him happy. You stand to gain more when you love and respect a man without nagging or arguing. However, everyone is entitled to their opinions.

NICE ONE THERE. JUST RE_INSTATED MY BELIEF IN NAINJA WOMEN FOR NOW. AT LEAST NOT ALL OF THEM ARE SO FULL OF SH**T. HATS OFF TO U.

Sleek05: Abi o thank u my sister...sweep d compound 2? Wat kinda housegrl job z dat? Personally I'm very neat n I can't stand untidiness but y turn myself in2 a househelp? I could get sm1 2 clean d compound n i'l probably do d dishes n put his clothes in d washin machine...dats if I know hez been very busy n ddnt have time 2 clean up. We do it together if hez around, I will never clean a man's mess while he sits sround n watches tv, never! U can be rest assured dat hez gonna mess it up again n wait 4u 2 clean up cuz uve turned it into ur pry assignment.

THIS IS ALL F**KED UP. SO IT IS TRUE! SO MANY WOMEN AROUND BUT NO ONE SUITABLE FOR MARRIAGE. SH*T!

...No action for hiaaa.oh well i will just hang around.

[quote author=odogwu-x]Una tin god awo was a village champ who couldn't hack it in presidential elections and lost to a school teacher called shagari so what d fvck is your point.as for ojukwu's brother and his wife, U dey there where they dey hump abi u don fantasise about bianca with your jar of vaseline sotay u dey see stars and tings.[/quote]*in shao khan's voice* FINISH HIM!

F**KING YERIBAS. *SHIITS ON THEM*

Ppa is fggc bwari, so tired now that am at home will check the place out on d morrow.

My fantasy ppa. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT GIRLS SECONDARY SCHUL BWARI, as a fego boi now nah catch dem yung tinz.

darefestus: I'll miss the orientatn camp in my own little way, the friends I made and ppl I associated with. It was indeed a nice period, even though I took a while to settle in. That said, I honestly can't wait for the next phase of this service thingy, I want to live my own life and impact my society.
Goodmorning house and wish us all the best placement possible.

ALL THE BEST.

babaearly: Pls someone tell me the best cure for this electric ant bite. Its embarassing me and its bitten me twice. Please its urgent.

SORRY BRO, NO CURE. U JUST HAVE TO ENDURE FOR A FEW DAYS.

WILL SLAP OKRO SEEDS OUT OF HER MOUTH.

Q/final match btw plat 5 and 3 today.As a 'lefty' i wil b Playin left-back for plat 3. At same time i just signed on for the talent hunt show. Wil like to sing 'speed of sound' by coldplay. Really tensed up rite now. I met sbabajay 2day and he was all smiles. He is goin to play today maybe 9 or 5 for plat 3.

Jochuki: Hi am a batch A 2012 corper in FCT.I wnt to wlcum our batch C members.Wlcum to FCT...

Tanx, i appreciate u.

Platoon 3, i dey play 3 for football, we get q/final match wit platoon 5. Really tensed up rite now.

O.M.G! ITS 1 A.M AND WE HAVE JUST BEING FORCED WOKEN RITE NOW FOR A FIRE DRILL! THIS PEOPLE ARE VERY HARSH.

erm, where i go start?! Ok forget that i said i was tired and wanted to go home, forget we sat on d muddy ground on a rainy parade, forget the camp commandant is a slave-driver and a jerk-as5, forget we had so many people faintin from exhaustion and heat-stroke durin rehearsals and swearin in ceremonies, forget the 'forming' by them ladies wit their BBs,pingin and that kind of sh*it.BUT fct camp aint that bad, the food, facilities and infrastructure. I am really learnin a lot up in this modaf**ker, we just collected our bicycle thus morale is very high rite now. Our welcome party was very cool (surprisingly), i rocked enuf a55es, it got to a point that i could not handle the heat, what a night! Ure boi here as been gettin some admiring glances from some delectables even got hitted on a coupla times, since then. Activity,activity evrwhere. So this here is for hopin i find what i am lookin for at kubwa. Gud nyte.

IbroSaunks: It's utter crap for me from Akwa-Ibom. My legs hurt like crazy and i'm not even done with registration!

Oh man. Small small o! U can finish the rest 2mrw.

It was raining during parade,and we we forced to sit on d muddy ground wit our whites. Food sef come finish. I am tired,i want to go home.

So far so good!

Tmany: Saw this ur
post on another tread
pls how Did u go abt the remobilisation really need the info

Go to ure school, ask for the department that handles nysc in the office of the registra. Explain ureself and remobilize i.e if there is a slot next batch. Guud luck.

OMO! I DEY CAMP O! WE DEY UNDER SUN O! MY GOD!!

brownlord: As we go out today 2 begin a new quest in life, my prayer 4 you is dat ur name will nt b group under NYSC falling Heroes(R.I.P) you shall roundup dis 1yr stress free,divine health,strength,favour re urs, you re unique $ outstanding, success OTONDO

AMIN.

Am off.

.....packin all my fela, raskimono and orits wiliki albums into my bag.....and.......

*excitedcantsleep*

kayus james: Wht tym ar u guys goin there 2morow ?

KOOKOROKOOO! DAT KIND TIME.

Cool Kizzy: ok lets do it dis way. . . We all enter camp on tuesday and den find each other and mingle . . Nairaland is a big family. Black beauty hmm, hoping to see ur cute face 2moro. . . ichidodo my man, na u get mouth pass. . . All other protocols duely and respectufully observed.
Datz my digits 08027674802

NO WORRY, NA U B CHAIRMAN.LOLS.

Cool Kizzy: Man i am in town. I arrived yesterday. So how do we connect bro? Got a number?

CHAI! I SAW THIS VERY VERY LATE, ANYWAY, FEEL FREE.08174093005.