₦airaland Forum

lilcashking:
[s]Fellow citizens,
I address you once again in the course of our nation's history. I am disillusioned, disenchanted, disturbed and disorganized by the magnitude and intensity of corruption exhibited by the Jonathan's administration. I am bold to say without reservations that the government of Gooduck Ebele Jonathan is the most corrupt in the history of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I give you reasons why any Nigeria who has got blood flowing through his vains and not kerosine should not commit the satanic sacrilage of voting for Jonathan or the PDP. These economic cankaworms, financial scavengers and national devourers have succeeded in rewinding our national life by 20 years. The anointing of Deziani Alision Madueke(Minister Of Petroleum) by president Jonathan as the untouchable, uncrowned Prime Minister of Nigeria elucidates the degree of the looting of national treasury. This massager of Mr president (Deziani) has been indicted by six(6) reports namely:
1- The Farouk Lawal Report
2- The Senate Report on Subsidy
3- KPMG Report on the oil sector
4- The Aik Imuokhode Report
5- The Ribadu Report
6- The NEITI Report
Despite all these indictments, the darling favourite of Mr president is every wednesday immaculately attired and cosmopolitantly fashioned in DIAMONDS attending the Federal Executive Council Meeting under the watchful eyes of an unperturbed and conquered president. Suffice me therefore to explain why the almighty petroleum ministry under Jonathan have niether minister of state or Special Adviser. FCT ministry as small as it is have a Minister of State. The same petroleum ministry under president Obasanjo had four(4) ministers namely:
The substantive Minister, the Minister of State, Minister of State Gas and Minister of State Energy. Yet with a special Adviser ( Late Alhaji Rilwan Lukman) today, Deziani is the alfa and omega in the petroleum industry and the national treasurer of PDP and the presidential campaign. Now with this massive inredeemable and record breaking looting of our common patrimony, who ia that sane Nigerian who support a man who on national TV defended his demented proposition that stealing is not corruption? Nigerians must come out of thier gullible cocoons and operate in an active mileau. Say NO to the man who meet dollar at #119 and today is #225. Vote out the man who petrol at #65 and is today sold for over #90. Resist the party that says 16 is great than 19. Sweep out the man who granted clemency to corrupt Nigerians and villified the honest. In 2010, lagos-Abuja by air is #15,000, today is #35,000 by Arik. Femi Fanikayode, Reuben Abati and Doyin Okupe should all learn from the experience of Labaran Maku. No amount of pacakaging, window dressing, boju-boju and bolekaja politics will redeem or sell rotten eggs. Good rediance to bad rubbish. Mr president, Otuoke by road, safe journey[/s].

[color=#1980BC] Vague deliriums of a half crazed gob suffering from heat stroke.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Isn't Buhari a liar?,Course he is.Fayose is absolutely correct.... [/color]

FarmTech:
Nice one buddy. I suggest you consider rearing some saleable animals that will provide you with plenty manure.

[color=#1980BC] The magnitude of manure to regenerate 10 acres will be humongous...Let's see how things go.Thanx all the same.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] We don't do exercise...but we do Yoga. [/color]

CFCfan:
Hazard don score

[color=#1980BC] PSG done equalize...Chelsae don comot for champions league.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] i'm back...GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLL!!!!! CHELSAE GOING ...GOING....GOOONEEE!!!. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Gaddem it!...Gaddem it!!... Gaddem you Chelsae!!!...c'mon frankie take us outta here. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] At this point we don't see what the fuss is about.We have an equalizer,the momentum is with us and chelsae is flaggin already.We could hold for a shoot out.…especially with a dodgy ref like this. [/color]

beatsbyj2g:
OK now if the match ends 1-1 lik dis wat would happen

[color=#1980BC] Straight to Penalty shoot out....Chelsae no sabi train Penalty shoot out. [/color]

BluePearls:
Bia Ichiplantain, speak pidgin or Jamaican, all join ... but next time don't make reference to my brain

[color=#1980BC] This game and our english pass yah brain...GOOOOOOAAAAALLL!!!! CHELSAE GOING DOWN!!!!.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!! PSG!!!!! from a corner to the front post is a decent one, but this is all about the finish. Luiz attacks it and thunders a magnificent header in off the underside of the bar..GOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!.. GOOOAAAALL!!!. [/color].

[color=#1980BC] Gaddem it!..Gaddem it!!... Gaddem Chelsae!!!. However tis not over yet. [/color]

BluePearls:
No offense, na English u dey talk

[color=#1980BC] No offence but my English pass your brain?..I fit put am for Pidgin or Jamaican Creole if you no understand. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Shame to bad people...shame to enemies of Nigeria....APC maggots will be gnashing their teeth at this news.
Godbless Nigeria
Godbless Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
GEJ4EVER. [/color]

BluePearls:
There's only one thing wrong with dis ur beautiful plan...they're one man down

[color=#1980BC] Which means Chelsea will boss possesion ironically playing to the strenght of a fresh Lavezzi who relishes being on the counter..Matuidi and Motta can both act as Defensive shields and any straggling ball is quickly converted into a counter via Pastore or Maxwell...Maxwell can link up top with Cavani or Pastore can sight Lavezzi,who reminds us of Suarez and his trickery...A drop of the shoulder, a shift in footwork and a shot or a dash into the box...penalty?... Redcard chelsae? Who knows?... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] The advantage is still with chelsae so we expect Monseiur Blance to go for broke at once....take out Veratti-he's a walking redcard- for Lavezzi then chuck in Pastore in that Verrati sized hole with Lavezzi playing off Cavani's shoulder.Ivanovic has always been a dangerous attack extra out let....Lavezzi posted at Ivanovic's wing should see us take a goal off chelsea. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] However this game will be needing some balancing maybe a Costa red or two wouldn't be a bad idea,er..Mr Ref? [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This is fraud..both players went for the ball with studs up.A 50/50 challenge and you give Ibra red?!... The ref is a f**king disgrace. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] You know we don't like chelsae therefore we don't see how chelsae isn't going down, tonighte. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Another false APC propaganda missile launched to bring down the soaring supersonic fighter Jet that is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Transformation agenda and works......Fortunately its highest speed of false hood and height of hypocrisy is Mach 1.5 and 30000 feet while Jona's transformation speed and reelection height is mach 3.0 and 50,000 ft....all in all,In simple pidgin....APC badbelle no dey see Oga Jonah break light... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] GEJ till 2019...!!! [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Mulling stage...
The Dilemma of what to cultivate has always been every farmer's nightmare espcially those with extensive landmass like ours...you think always about the long term vis-a-vis short term goal as regards the vision and the mission of this vocational enterprise.....screw it....We plan to see this to the end therefore we must put down something that should feed people readily,become raw materials for industries or export and allow us to fully exploit the size, true fertility and drainage of Lubyanka to the max.Also we need look at the possbility of restoring back her fertility.......Beniseed....Tomato...Watermelon....Cowpea....On point. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Fi dat happen fi wi...wi ago blackout pon de celebrity like ah dis..."Hallo?? Disya Amber Rose?? mi tink yu gwan bi ma boopsie ca mi lub yu bery much,ya no...wha?...Feget wha dem babylon a tink o wha dem ah say,specially, Wiz khalifa, mi forward backup inna im camp an mash it up.Im nu badder yu no more,c'm hia an show mi ya durty whine pon mi fiyah hose...boom!" [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Shameless people picking on the poor woman...why don't they pick on people their own size?...Like we or Fayose.Wi ah mash dem up.. bumboclats, razzbabylons. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Fayose has been known to be prophetic...wouldnt be surprised if his prophecies come true with Buhari's failure a major highlight. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] In our undergrad days as a Lion...a close friend banged a young married Nsukka regularly and nothing happened.Wouldn't blame the gal though,her husband was older than her ancestor. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Seasonal stream in the middle of dry season... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] More pixes.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] NickName: Lubyanks Farms
Code name:Dodo's Habitat
Location: The wrong end of Abuja
Size:13.5acres.
Amount: 3 Million
Lubyanka's Vision: To make Dodo a ton of money via agriculture
Lubyanka's mission:Doing agriculture the right way as a vocation and a lifestyle

side remarks-"Hopefully with Technology and the best crop practices possible".
Occupants: Four aboriginal farmers...Will be looking to tap their expertise and energy as a fee for their tenancy
Landmarks: Bordered by a seasonal stream to the north,west and south in addition to hills to the east..
Land topography: Predominantly flat with a gradual sloping gradient towards a seasonal stream and lush flood plains .
Soil texture: Mostly sandy loam with heavy presence of river alluvials or river soil especially close to the curving and branching seasonal stream..flood plains soil.
Fauna: Birds and Fulani cattle....thank God,No Snake!!
Flora: Bush....
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[color=#1980BC] Trying to start sesame seed cultivation hoping for a harvest of one tonne.....any information regarding agric exports will be well appreciated. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] **cue in eerie sound track** Aliens have abducted her before. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] We guess this all be good if only they allowed just Dija sing....By the way,her "awww' song is da bomb,drives my baby gurl crazy...crazy in love with me.... [/color]