₦airaland Forum

Well said .....

But the truth is like say u get one close relative for abroad wey this scholarship abolition go affect..
I dy imagine the kind *kabashing* we u go dy do.....

That's naija for u...being selfish is our second name...*bone* all these protocols dat are currently observed right nw....if they are to collect the money from the scholarship stuff..I'm pretty such that it will not reflect in the economy..

Forget all these noise making...several *refunded cash* from most abolished projects are never fully utilized,....which is very bad...debt relinquished by the world bank..abacha son refunded money,ibori money,alamasigha etc..with all refunded cash..naija still dy broke....I wan ask na federal government dy give us feeding money for this country ni..

Seeing this topic,first thought "Endtime is here already"....first ebola,nw this...

admist all this temptation and trial....,perilious times will come..bt the grace to surpass all impasse is always available..so no matter what..if God can save us from ebola..hmmmmm
Nothing is really impossible for God to do....

U date married men...and be praying to God to give a husband that doesn't cheat or a peaceful marriage

Just remember "Do not be deceived God is mocked..for watever a man soweth,so shall he reap..

God forgives..but doesn't Forgets..... It aint blasphemy,that how nature works....

So u can date married man..except u'll want remain single..and pray the wife of the man u're dating is not a black belt holder,tout,or has lost one *nut* of her cerebral mechanism....:p

Cpumping:
shee is not fine, d waist sef is nor big

I gree say she no fine...bt Han han guy if that waist no big...abeg tell me ur definition of big waist..

Say fact and talk as the "pomo" thick reach

neduedu:
u no well, why people feel say people way read economics stingy. Take ur time oh

Bt its no news na..na so majority of una dy do..atleast that's the simplest medium to practice ur discipline.

Lol..for all economics students..na the practical aspect the dude dy portray
..Buhahahaha

Oh thou narialanders...buaahahaha...check out this hilarious pic of a dude measuring yam with a ruler..daily rationing..loolz..

williamspaul22:
I can see stretch marks there , y is her body fair nd her face dark? Hmmmmmmmm

Omo see conclusion based on incisive analysis...that means boys are really evaluating this her future or lemme say nkiruka...

Oya gift put off the light

ChinemeOkpan:
The Oba has a right to give instructions out to his subjects.

The Ndigbo community in Lagos are his subjects and he has spoken

Long live Oba of Lagos

I no sure say u think wella..bfore u write that crap wey dy ur mind

MabraO:
Did u think before spewing this thrash from ur head or what!
I think u need a brain check

Sweet jesus...!!!!....abeg pity am na easter we dy so na...

Similarities btw SEX and Drilling
1.There's a hole
2.There's a string


Read and understand(me I no talk bad thing oh)

A productive well is itching to be drilled,let the driller employs his drill string and get down to commence drilling,after cetaris paribus in observing adequate activities sequel to driling of hole.

He will be needing the drilling mud to ensure the drill bit is properly lubricated...

Omotena....mavor...

U no go tell am papa ochuko dy wait for u for haws...
U dy play hard to get..u be concrete wey dem put for sun

In port harcourt accent...;

Aboy ya try withu de post..
Abobi over feedin no fitu lemme read am

If u like read encyclopedia on 100 things a dude can do to attract a woman...

OYO cos owonikoko ..malo nagere...

Someone once said when u concentrate on making more money u get more women....
But when concentrate on getting more women u lose more money......

I don stroll jare

That's no butt....that's just a joke...its not worth committing "lookery"...

I heard someone on NL called "rokiatu" can do better

hatux:
You call this butt ?

My bro I tired oh...why NL dey fall my hand,this flat screen TV,or plasma. Una dy call y*nsh

I was in rivers state through the election,the rigging no be small thing and the APC peeps were most disenfranchised,cased of stolen ballot boxes and card readers,and most places elections didn't hold...

The professor who should be aware of all this was surprised to see magical figures on paper to the extent that he was lost for words.
Thank God heart attack no even hold am

Money and young mind ....have things in common,they are always prodigal

U spend finish u come to ur sense
U rant ur gutters finish,b4 u come to ur sense

Another case of the so-called literate yarning *apata* and saw dust from that dung hole he calls mouth
*smh

heaves..hmmmn..I make FP for the first time
Moon walking on my roof..very soon na FTC

weirdtee:
Idi Araba!

Idi aaraba ko..OSHODI ni.
=idi olosho

That can't be april fool
Guy na normal thing for her to share unclad pic

So who be fool nw..anuofia nmadi

DickDastardly:
Take two tablets of JEGAQUIN, but if symtoms persist after 3days then your name na Orubabe

(In jenifa's voice)
Gbagaun,it af happen..u r a biz kels(girl).u wats to do..

So sulia kan,ayetor kan

God direct ur thoughts to doing the right thing

autotrader014:
He has not even entered and he is complaining.. Lol
You people tink u ve seen corruption? Just wait and see corruption personified in dis comin administration.. Wit the likes of Tinubu, amaechi, atifku, saraki, obj.. And u tell me he can get rid of corruption!! U guys must be jokin..
Buhari must perform dat magic ooooh, weda he likes it or not..
N1 has to be equal to $1
Fuel price has to be at N30 per litter
He has to provide 24hrs electricity
He has to create employment for over 70million unemployed Nigerians.
We need 24hrs security, no robbery of any kind should take place in dis country.
U need to buy new model 2015 trains as the ones GEJ bought is out dated (according to APC bigots).
U need to provide adequate transportation, reduce air tariff so common Nigerians can afford it.
All federal roads must be 100% completed before 2019.
You said you will pay the unemployed monthly allowance, with Nigerians recurrent expenditure at 70% already, Oga Presido we are waitin for collection of our account numbers.
Boko haram must be conquered within two weeks of ur assumption in office.
And u must make sure none of ur ministers are corrupt or have bank accounts abroad or mansions over seas, any one found guilty must be probed instantly irespective of who dat person is.

Buhari we are waitin and u need do all these tins before 2019.
Sai Buhari
Sai APC

GEJ my hero, we will miss u.. Please go and have some rest let baba take us to the promise land as he has promised..

I smell anti GMB here
Well whether u like it or not,e don win
And hopefully he will try his best
All those list u write for there,guy!!! Awoof dy purge belle oh...na only for dream u go fit see that kind thing
So oh bobs go to sleep.

Mtcewww ...who be that geo bratia..and *coW

NTA and AIT were political pawns all through the campaigning period
Them spoil GMB no be small
They were not professional at all and I stand to say that they are both a great shame to journalism
Cos they made a mockery of the freedom of speech bill...
If buhari disciplines them nw,they will say he's a tyrant..

We really need to be handled with IRON HAND in this country..
Wetin 2years old pikin no go do na him large firm,organization,stakeholders and elder statesmen dy do...

TUFIA...

Going several thread on NL na so so Asari dukubo I dy meet either saying one thing or the other

Gej wey be person involved don take am in God's fate,I just tire for Asari, u dy drink panadol for anoda person Headache


*make I call pope
He needs prayers and laying of legs
Cos him don pass laying of hands

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]GMB may be the symbol of a new dawn in Nigeria but GEJ has forever won my Respect and admiration.

He lived above board by finally making our ballots count. He has proven to any Government after him that the Nigerian Masses still hold the "Key" to governance.

When my story is told,,i'll like them to say I Lived in the time of GEJ. The true merchant of change.

#RespectJonathan
#RespectBuhari.[/color]

Sorry oh..don't wanna sound pessimistic about the whole issue..I respect and support GMB from d on set likewise GEJ...but that doesn't imply that this recently concluded election was free and fair..I beg to differ on grounds that there were massive rigging,peeps were disenfranchised due logistic loopholes INEC created...its no news that elections didn't hold in some areas(nt zones under terror threats),cases of stolen boxes,missing result slips,accreditation and no votes,votes and no accreditation(I'm a witness to all of these)...I can go on and on
Elections were conducted,the only qualities which distinguished the latter from the former is;
Minimal bloodshed
Less violence(no person ready to die for election wey d winner don dy know)
The scare of eruption of violence at polls which is rampant in past elections made peeps retire to their homes.....

If una dy find free and fair election...I don't think we should be counting this present one.....from my perspective,I will say it all portrayed sheer tribal gang up against minority tribe whose candidate has really not been doin well though..

IchieOriginal

Fairgodwin:
hmm .. The Vice President-elect is already enjoying himself. After the hardwork comes the reward.
I like you as an intellectual, Sir. Please [help] guide the President in the areas he might be lost in your journey of CHANGING and transforming Nigeria. I didn't vote for you cuz I hardly ever vote but still I love you guys.
Though I hate APC with passion and I'm a PDP apologist, but I strongly believe in your "change" proposals and I loved the two of you, Osinbajo and Buhari from the very beginning.
I know I do not have the right to make any demands whatsoever, but please my able President and Vice President-elect, FIRE, SACK and DISMISS Diezani Alison-Madueke with immediate effect. Thank You.

Sweet jesus.... ...as for pet minister,its obvious she hasn't really done much to develop the pet sector..PIB enact am dem say no...I be pet engr ..how great it will be if that PIB enter law..I go happy die

If u like go gym hard
Omo yen ko kan wa

If u like get six packs
Omo yen ko kan wa

If u like dy body build
Omo yen ko kan wa

Owonikoko malo nagere
Owonikoko malo nagere