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Fada Fada remix Phyno ft Buhari. . . . . . Buhari's verse: "Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo, . na spacecraft remain for me baba u know, . ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo. . E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama. . Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo.. . I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me. . right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o. . I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o. (akanchawa) . Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o (akanchawa) . Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan) . Lai Muhammed where u dey o (Lie lie man) Chorus : Phyno Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege. Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o..... |
Fada Fada remix Phyno ft Buhari. . . . . . Buhari's verse: "Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo, . na spacecraft remain for me baba u know, . ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo. . E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama. . Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo.. . I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me. . right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o. . I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o. (akanchawa) . Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o (akanchawa) . Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan) . Lai Muhammed where u dey o (Lie lie man) Chorus : Phyno Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege. Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o..... |
Fada Fada remix Phyno ft Buhari. . . . . . Buhari's verse: "Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo, . na spacecraft remain for me baba u know, . ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo. . E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama. . Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo.. . I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me. . right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o. . I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o. (akanchawa) . Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o (akanchawa) . Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan) . Lai Muhammed where u dey o (Lie lie man) Chorus : Phyno Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege. Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o..... |
Fada Fada remix Phyno ft Buhari. . . . . . Buhari's verse: "Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo, . na spacecraft remain for me baba u know, . ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo. . E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama. . Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo.. . I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me. . right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o. . I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o. (akanchawa) . Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o (akanchawa) . Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan) . Lai Muhammed where u dey o (Lie lie man) Chorus : Phyno Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege. Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o..... |
NwaNimo1:Haba for once try to see beyond your nose..it doesn't hurt
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Heinous invasion of privacy |
Watching Op and this his Yeye news like
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scholes0:Igbophobia, as usual u must look for a way to refer to the Igbo's wey this thing no concern.
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Small thing Griezman take escape dwarf buh the guy sabi score like werey.. |
;DATletico get BB charger..Bayern and Barcelona |
Man of the moment
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#Friend of Leicester ..
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Rianeri Right Now
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Lemme celebrate. Leicester first..
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For the first time in my life Sai Baba and #istandwith buhari on this one, The useless West with their IMF scan loan has rendered enough countries poor..Ndi Ara |
Tiffany dear you dont disappoint your readers, God bless you and this great Talent of yours.The first story i read here on Nairaland is A man to call her Own since Then i began to try out other peoples stories and was even judging them Based on your own skill of wrinting, You're just exceptional dear, Have always Had a crush on female Writers ![]() |
Pls does Abu accept Ijmb please |
See as all these girls invade thid thread, Una no de Use ear hear marriage, Despirado's ![]() Oga Explorers Happy married life jawe, Remember the ceremony is nothing, the union is the Koko. |
Nigerians the egyptian you see today, you shall see them no more |
Oh Lord if it's true please bless the union and make it last. |
Reminds me of house of cards..for the people saying that tinubu has something up his sleeve, plesae who will tinubu run to for conspiracy this time, the fulani's has already use him and dump him, Ondo and ekiti is Pdp. And ofcourse he wont dare turn to the south east, so if the Jagaban is planing something he better do it will only dry poverty stricken osun, oyo and Ogun, south south is waiting for their own pond of fresh for betraying and conspiring in removing their Son. Meanwhile here is Tinubu watching PMB's administration ![]()
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Those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable..Wike and Amaechi should stop thid political thuggery for the sake of the poor massse |
seunny4lif:Lolx if u de go. Remember say u never pay house rent oo..no go cause Gbege for yourself oo |
ckmayoca:Yeah u like it ![]() |
Face-me-I-face-you houses are in almost every city in Nigeria and the things that happen there are sort of peculiar. In a face-me-I-face-you house, the occupants use the same kitchen, bathroom and toilet therefore it is almost impossible not to interact with co-tenants. Apart from the back-biting and quarreling, which are very common features in face-me-I-face-you house, there are some questions people there ask, that are funny and as well annoying. INFORMATION NIGERIA has put together some of these questions in this piece… – It is obviously raining, for some reasons you decide to go out in the rain, then a co-tenant sees you and asks, Are you going out in this rain? – You have just woken up in the morning, grabbed you toothbrush and cup to go brush your mouth outside. You bump into someone and they ask; have you woken up?” – It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and you’re all dressed and stepped out with your bible clutched to your chest and someone asks: Are you going to church? – Someone barges into your room and sees you sleeping then he/she asks : Are you sleeping? – A co-tenant hasn’t seen you in a while then he/she sees you one day and asks: Is this your face? – Someone sees your kids in their uniform and they go like: Are you going to school? – Someone comes into your room and sees you watching a football match, then they ask: Are you watching the match? – A lady stands by her door doing her makeup and someone asks: Are you making up? – They see you eating and someone asks: Are you eating? – Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts ‘up Nepaaa!’ then someone asks ‘Is that light?’ – A pregnant woman in the house gives birth and someone asks ‘You don born’? What is the silliest question someone has ever asked you ![]()
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No4: Speak too much English: An average police hates it when you turn into an emergency English professor on them when they stop you or you have cause to interact with them at the station. Most of them love pidgin English too much and it’s their easiest way to communicate. Speaking ‘big big English’ sort of throw them into a state of confusion No5: Taking a photo: They hate it when you bring out your phone camera to take a photo of them when they are doing something illegal or embarrassing. And in this era of camera phones, many police officer have lost their jobs while some others have be demoted. Excuses: An average policeman hate No6: Excuses: An average policeman hates excuses and many Nigerians are the kings and queens of giving excuses. When caught in the act of doing something wrong, they try to wriggle their way out of police net by giving unfounded excuses. Either settle or go with them to the station, enough of your bloody excuses (LOL). What do you think ![]()
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This is funny but True here is 6 thinhgs nigerians do that get an average Nigerian police man Angry. People always have bad stuff to say about the Nigerian police. They love bribe, they are never there on time when you call upon them, they can never help you for free and some of them are trigger happy. All these complainers most likely do not think about the welfare of these police officers, how small their salaries are or whether they are well equipped. Okay, you don’t complain about them in all that, but too are also likely to get on their nerves and without you even knowing it. INFORMATION NIGERIA has put together 6 things you do that also makes a policeman angry… No1: Calling a superior officer: The policeman hates it when they stop you during stop and search, and there is obviously something wrong with your vhicle – like your papers have expired, and instead of corporating with them, you pick up your phone and start calling their ‘oga’. To make matters worse is when the phone has to be passed to them. No2: Driving an officer’s car: Some Nigerians do this a lot. They put a military official’s stuff (like baret and horse whip) in their car or they drive their car and when they stop them, they instantly let them know the car is a ‘staff’s’ or say they know a superior officer. No3: I’m a lawyer: It is known fact that most police officers do not like lawyers and the reason is simple; lawyers act like they know the law too much, making an average police officer look totally dumb and stupid. No one likes to be reduced to nothing, not even the police. |
Ferdinand and Gerrad be like arsenal if you want the champions league you can come and collect oo.. ![]()
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I repeat Arsenal is the greatest problem of themselves..even if they are the only contestant. In the ucl contesting against theirsef, they wont still win it |
U mean to tell me that juve is beating Bayern 2:0 ![]()
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Goal Neymar..no1 |



