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Politics / Re: Pictures Of IPOB Members Released By FG by iconSAGE1(m): 3:01pm On Aug 12, 2016
Fada Fada remix
Phyno ft Buhari. . . .
.
.
Buhari's verse:
"Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo,
.
na spacecraft remain for me baba u know,
.
ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo.
.
E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama.
.
Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo..
.
I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me.
.
right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o.
.
I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o.
(akanchawa)
.
Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o
(akanchawa)
.
Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan)
.
Lai Muhammed where u dey o
(Lie lie man)

Chorus : Phyno
Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege.

Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o.....

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Politics / Re: Northerners Should Not Join Others To Criticize Buhari – Emir Of Katsina by iconSAGE1(m): 2:59pm On Aug 12, 2016
Fada Fada remix
Phyno ft Buhari. . . .
.
.
Buhari's verse:
"Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo,
.
na spacecraft remain for me baba u know,
.
ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo.
.
E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama.
.
Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo..
.
I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me.
.
right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o.
.
I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o.
(akanchawa)
.
Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o
(akanchawa)
.
Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan)
.
Lai Muhammed where u dey o
(Lie lie man)

Chorus : Phyno
Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege.

Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o.....

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Politics / Re: How Buhari Used An Interpreter To Communicate With Wole Soyinka (pix) by iconSAGE1(m): 2:56pm On Aug 12, 2016
Fada Fada remix
Phyno ft Buhari. . . .
.
.
Buhari's verse:
"Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo,
.
na spacecraft remain for me baba u know,
.
ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo.
.
E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama.
.
Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo..
.
I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me.
.
right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o.
.
I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o.
(akanchawa)
.
Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o
(akanchawa)
.
Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan)
.
Lai Muhammed where u dey o
(Lie lie man)

Chorus : Phyno
Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege.

Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o.....

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Politics / Re: International Youth Day: Jonathan Has A Message For The Youths by iconSAGE1(m): 2:53pm On Aug 12, 2016
Fada Fada remix
Phyno ft Buhari. . . .
.
.
Buhari's verse:
"Since I win election, I dey travel go obodo oyibo,
.
na spacecraft remain for me baba u know,
.
ndi Igbo bikonu bia n'ebea take photo.
.
E no easy 2 dey chill with Presido Obama.
.
Na teacher figure the presido e be to me o, since I lost my senses na him e don add up to me oooo..
.
I say gone are the days, the days wen Dasuki dem overthrow me.
.
right about now all of dem go Sidon jail o.
.
I thank AsoRock agu na echemba akanchawa o.
(akanchawa)
.
Na bullet proof cars me and Aisha de take journey o
(akanchawa)
.
Oya Jonathan where you dey o (Jonathan)
.
Lai Muhammed where u dey o
(Lie lie man)

Chorus : Phyno
Imana APC emegokwa agadi zege.

Every day by day Nigerians go dey suffer o.....
Politics / Re: Obiano And Fashola On Inspection Of 2nd Niger Bridge & Federal Roads- Picture by iconSAGE1(m): 10:54pm On Jun 20, 2016
NwaNimo1:
The failure 'Fashola' trying to align himself with the success 'Obiano'.....Hope Obiano washes his hands thoroughly afterwards!


Haba for once try to see beyond your nose..it doesn't hurt

Romance / Re: See What A Guy Was Doing Beside A GirI Inside A Bus Today (PHOTO) by iconSAGE1(m): 10:51pm On Jun 20, 2016
Heinous invasion of privacy
Politics / Re: Breaking: Fayose Rushes To Aso Villa.... by iconSAGE1(m): 10:49pm On Jun 20, 2016
Watching Op and this his Yeye news like

Education / Re: The State Of Public Secondary Schools In Osun State by iconSAGE1(m): 10:58am On May 06, 2016
scholes0:
These one is still looking good na, they even have good lockers/desks and chairs. Just some work on roofing and they will be fine.
You need to see how bad the ones where I served in Enugu are. Students sit on the floor there, and everything has virtually crumbled.







Igbophobia, as usual u must look for a way to refer to the Igbo's wey this thing no concern.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 9:04pm On May 03, 2016
Small thing Griezman take escape dwarf buh the guy sabi score like werey..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 8:59pm On May 03, 2016
;DATletico get BB charger..Bayern and Barcelona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 6:51pm On May 03, 2016
Man of the moment

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 6:48pm On May 03, 2016
#Friend of Leicester .. kiss

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 6:44pm On May 03, 2016
Rianeri Right Now

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 6:43pm On May 03, 2016
Lemme celebrate. Leicester first..

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Dismisses Calls For IMF Solution To Nigeria’s Economic Challenges by iconSAGE1(m): 3:45pm On Apr 16, 2016
For the first time in my life Sai Baba and #istandwith buhari on this one, The useless West with their IMF scan loan has rendered enough countries poor..Ndi Ara

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Literature / Re: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by iconSAGE1(m): 9:50am On Apr 14, 2016
Tiffany dear you dont disappoint your readers, God bless you and this great Talent of yours.The first story i read here on Nairaland is A man to call her Own since Then i began to try out other peoples stories and was even judging them Based on your own skill of wrinting, You're just exceptional dear, Have always Had a crush on female Writers wink

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Education / Re: Abu Here We Come 2016/2017 by iconSAGE1(m): 9:36pm On Mar 26, 2016
Pls does Abu accept Ijmb please
Events / Re: Photos From Two Nairalanders' Introduction Ceremony. by iconSAGE1(m): 1:10pm On Mar 26, 2016
See as all these girls invade thid thread, Una no de Use ear hear marriage, Despirado's undecided


Oga Explorers Happy married life jawe, Remember the ceremony is nothing, the union is the Koko.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 6:25pm On Mar 25, 2016
Nigerians the egyptian you see today, you shall see them no more

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And Fiancé JJC Having Fun In Bed (see Photos) by iconSAGE1(m): 10:42am On Mar 25, 2016
Oh Lord if it's true please bless the union and make it last.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: The Pains Of A Godfather By Remi Oyeyemi by iconSAGE1(m): 6:00pm On Mar 18, 2016
Reminds me of house of cards..for the people saying that tinubu has something up his sleeve, plesae who will tinubu run to for conspiracy this time, the fulani's has already use him and dump him, Ondo and ekiti is Pdp. And ofcourse he wont dare turn to the south east, so if the Jagaban is planing something he better do it will only dry poverty stricken osun, oyo and Ogun, south south is waiting for their own pond of fresh for betraying and conspiring in removing their Son.

Meanwhile here is Tinubu watching PMB's administration grin

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Politics / Re: PDP AND APC Blame Each Other For The Killings In Rivers State- See Tweets by iconSAGE1(m): 10:22am On Mar 18, 2016
Those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable..Wike and Amaechi should stop thid political thuggery for the sake of the poor massse
Properties / Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by iconSAGE1(m): 9:20pm On Mar 17, 2016
seunny4lif:
I dey come make I ask my landlord grin grin

Lolx if u de go. Remember say u never pay house rent oo..no go cause Gbege for yourself oo
Properties / Re: 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by iconSAGE1(m): 9:19pm On Mar 17, 2016
ckmayoca:
OP is this ur house?

Yeah u like it wink
Properties / 12. Funny Question People Who Live In Face-me-face-you Ask by iconSAGE1(m): 8:54pm On Mar 17, 2016
Face-me-I-face-you houses are in almost every city in
Nigeria and the things that happen there are sort of
peculiar. In a face-me-I-face-you house, the occupants use
the same kitchen, bathroom and toilet therefore it is
almost impossible not to interact with co-tenants. Apart
from the back-biting and quarreling, which are very
common features in face-me-I-face-you house, there are
some questions people there ask, that are funny and as
well annoying. INFORMATION NIGERIA has put together
some of these questions in this piece…

– It is obviously raining, for some reasons you decide to go
out in the rain, then a co-tenant sees you and asks, Are
you going out in this rain?
– You have just woken up in the morning, grabbed you
toothbrush and cup to go brush your mouth outside. You
bump into someone and they ask; have you woken up?”
– It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and you’re all dressed
and stepped out with your bible clutched to your chest and
someone asks: Are you going to church?
– Someone barges into your room and sees you sleeping
then he/she asks : Are you sleeping?
– A co-tenant hasn’t seen you in a while then he/she sees
you one day and asks: Is this your face?
– Someone sees your kids in their uniform and they go
like: Are you going to school?
– Someone comes into your room and sees you watching a
football match, then they ask: Are you watching the
match?
– A lady stands by her door doing her makeup and
someone asks: Are you making up?
– They see you eating and someone asks: Are you eating?
– Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood
shouts ‘up Nepaaa!’ then someone asks ‘Is that light?’
– A pregnant woman in the house gives birth and someone
asks ‘You don born’?
What is the silliest question someone has ever asked
you

Politics / Re: 6 Things Nigerians Do That Gets Under The Skin Of An Average Nigerian Police Off by iconSAGE1(m): 8:27pm On Mar 17, 2016
No4: Speak too much English: An average police hates it when
you turn into an emergency English professor on them
when they stop you or you have cause to interact with
them at the station. Most of them love pidgin English too
much and it’s their easiest way to communicate. Speaking
‘big big English’ sort of throw them into a state of confusion

No5: Taking a photo: They hate it when you bring out your
phone camera to take a photo of them when they are
doing something illegal or embarrassing. And in this era of
camera phones, many police officer have lost their jobs
while some others have be demoted.
Excuses: An average policeman hate

No6: Excuses: An average policeman hates excuses and many
Nigerians are the kings and queens of giving excuses.
When caught in the act of doing something wrong, they try
to wriggle their way out of police net by giving unfounded
excuses. Either settle or go with them to the station,
enough of your bloody excuses (LOL).
What do you think

Politics / 6 Things Nigerians Do That Gets Under The Skin Of An Average Nigerian Police Off by iconSAGE1(m): 8:21pm On Mar 17, 2016
This is funny but True here is 6 thinhgs nigerians do that get an average Nigerian police man Angry.

People always have bad stuff to say about the Nigerian
police. They love bribe, they are never there on time when
you call upon them, they can never help you for free and
some of them are trigger happy. All these complainers
most likely do not think about the welfare of these police
officers, how small their salaries are or whether they are
well equipped. Okay, you don’t complain about them in all
that, but too are also likely to get on their nerves and
without you even knowing it. INFORMATION NIGERIA has
put together 6 things you do that also makes a policeman
angry…

No1: Calling a superior officer: The policeman hates it when
they stop you during stop and search, and there is
obviously something wrong with your vhicle – like your
papers have expired, and instead of corporating with
them, you pick up your phone and start calling their ‘oga’.
To make matters worse is when the phone has to be
passed to them.

No2: Driving an officer’s car: Some Nigerians do this a lot.
They put a military official’s stuff (like baret and horse
whip) in their car or they drive their car and when they
stop them, they instantly let them know the car is a ‘staff’s’
or say they know a superior officer.

No3: I’m a lawyer: It is known fact that most police officers do
not like lawyers and the reason is simple; lawyers act like
they know the law too much, making an average police
officer look totally dumb and stupid. No one likes to be
reduced to nothing, not even the police.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal : UCL (3 - 1) On 16th March 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 9:53pm On Mar 16, 2016
Ferdinand and Gerrad be like arsenal if you want the champions league you can come and collect oo.. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal : UCL (3 - 1) On 16th March 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 9:37pm On Mar 16, 2016
I repeat Arsenal is the greatest problem of themselves..even if they are the only contestant. In the ucl contesting against theirsef, they wont still win it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal : UCL (3 - 1) On 16th March 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 9:33pm On Mar 16, 2016
U mean to tell me that juve is beating Bayern 2:0

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal : UCL (3 - 1) On 16th March 2016 by iconSAGE1(m): 9:05pm On Mar 16, 2016
Goal Neymar..no1

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