₦airaland Forum

MatrixCircle:
My cousins brought a list of compensations that has to be paid to thier family because my grandfather chose my father as the one to be sent to school in the 1940s which they claimed made us to be well educated and successful than them while thier father was left to help out at farm and others.
List
1. Build a compound for them, this we have done
2. The three boys from my uncle must be established businesses, this we have done but they have not been successful.
3. The last one which is causing problem is for us to bring money and send one of them to Canada for Japa. This can cost upto N20M and we say no. This is where wahala dey now.

Wahala

What manner of watery shit is this

Testing, Testing, Charger about to be plugged

Economy don scatter finish

Madness, just to trend

Attention please: Miners and Developers have invaded Bauchi. Warning please, watch your side

MadamExcellency:
The factional Speaker should just declare all their seats vacant and tell them to go to court.

Spot on

This fight go sweet

IMF, leave us alone. Yen yen remove subsidy, it was removed. Things got worse, the leaders are clueless. Nigeria on Autopilot


Next IMF will say , increase taxes. Idiots from the pit of hell. Enough of this mordern colonisation
Bunch of dimwits

Nigeria broke AF

Testiebobo:
Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

Fire on, I dey with you

All this women wey Sabi park luggages go hear am

onlinediva:
As for me, no car brand or model is BAD.

I can point to our roads, mechanics, car parts sellers, economy, maintenance culture, driving habits, ignorance, stingyness, etc. in Nigeria as the ones BAD!!!

Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with me?

If you AGREE, you can point to other things I didn't include up there.

If you DISAGREE, let us see your reason(s).

Have you heard of factory defects, you will run mad if you get lemon car

Nissan Murano, land Rover freelancer have factory defects

Wetin b dis I don't like football

ednut1:
Fishy source of funds. 80m cash, hope kidnappers wont start targeting travellers

But money dey pass international airport road steady

Hmmmm

Onwa December, screaming my ''billionaire friend''

Fight to finish, Fubara must teach wike a lesson before he's given the ambode treatment. Beat and suspend all wike loyalist in the state house of assembly

Smartguyboy:
You for tell her to invite her mama make una do 3some so the bill go reach her .

Bad boy

Barman give him a chilled bottle of origin

Senator Ike Ekewremadu

Ashawo dey their blood, nothing new. Their whoring stage. Big men Wil carry HIV and give them, they pass it to their boyfriend. The cycle continues.'' Abuja big girls'', very shameless and heartless

ImoleNaija:
For weeks, I have lost interest in sex. Even when I try to force the erection, I lose it before mounting, as there's no strength to sustain it at all. All her words of encouragement/motivation hold no water. She's so pitiful.


Experienced husbands, how do you manage your sex drives & financial depression?

BJ

They will use Google for priscription .
All those fresh doctors at JUTH, una papa

Am Hale and hearty, no downfall. God no go shame us

2024 is going to be a great year for his mercy and grace is abundant 😁