₦airaland Forum

Onwa December

Dem go dey scream, ''my billionaire friend "

2024, my year of Greener Pasture


Bishop feeling the heat too: Clergys sponsor lots of students under scholarship

Spreading STDS upandan. HIV gang

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

Be sincere with your self, you won't pay that money. Village people and entitlement mentality, my uncle uncle has more than enough. No need to pay back. Borrowing money breaks relationship

chukwuma234:
Only 40% of local consumption is made in Nigeria. The balance is imported.

Wahala. The media telling us bonny exports LPG

Koko Master

Princewill1:
All genes are not the same.

Quit If it's not good for you.

There are people in Gambia and Scandinavia that are naturally immune to HIV.

Interesting

Zanzibar1:
Men need to stop dating poor women.

Your mind dey there 💯

vybzkartel:
I intend marrying her
But she has a little problem
She often leaves her lips ajar
She always has to be told to close her lips

Apart from the dentist, what steps, games, tricks etc can make her conscientious of this habit so she can keep her lips closed?

Yes, her front teeth are a little slanted, but she is still able to close her lips when she is asked to

Please help

Mods, please frontpage this for me for experts advice

Thanks

Na slowpoke and slowpoke b dat, which kind babe b dat. Run for your life B4 you give birth to mumu

Price difference won't be much

greenie77:
It better crash the price!

But it's still sold in dollars, exchange rate All time low. It's made at bonny but sold at international price

Phantom233:
Air force agents

Wuna don come. No b only airforce,na Edo airways

Cultural shock, we over price over used pussies

Naso one idiot told me to put her mother on Monthly salary. Fear who no fear this gender


My Guy in UK told me he avoids Nigerian girls there because they export their excess baggage attitudes and character
They worse sef na the fugly idiots doing shakara. God punish konji, aswearugad

Oja :emzolin, parkalin, tramadol, Arizona, loud, coke, mkpuru miri

Benwallt:
Liver pass liver.

Aswearugad, my grand dad smoked till his death @ 96.
My uncle died at 64 and never smoked. He died of lungs cancer.

Life get as e b💯

Padre, another werey in disguise

APC, E no go better for una

Sorrow Tears and Blood
Song by Fela Aníkúlápó Kuti



Hey yeah
Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Someone nearly die
Someone just die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere
Hey yeah
Seven minutes later
All done cool down, brother
Police done go away
Army done disappear
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
(Them regular trademark) them regular trademark
(Them regular trademark)
That is why
Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Someone nearly died
Some people lost some bread
Someone just die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere
Hey yeah
Seven minutes later
All done cool down, brother
Police done go away
Army done disappear
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
La, la, la, la
My people self dey fear too much
We fear for the thing we no see
We fear for the air around us
We fear to fight for freedom
We fear to fight for liberty
We fear to fight for justice
We fear to fight for happiness
We always get reason to fear
We no want die
We no want wound
We no want quench
We no want go
I get one child
Mama dey for house
Papa dey for house
I want build house
I don build house
I no want quench
I want enjoy
I no want go
Ah
So policeman go slap your face
You no go talk
Army man go whip your yansh
You go dey look like donkey
Rhodesia dey do them own
Our leaders dey yab for nothing
South Africa dey do them own
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
Them regular trademark (them regular trademark)
Them regular trademark
Regular trademark (them regular trademark)
That is why
Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Somene nearly die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere
Ah, na so
Time will dey go
Time no wait for nobody
Like that: choo, choo, choo, choo, ah
But police go dey come, army go dey come
With confusion
In style like this
Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Someone nearly die
Someone just die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere
Hey yeah
Seven minutes later
All done cool down, brother
Police done go away
Army done disappear
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark (them regular trademark)
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
That is why
Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Someone nearly die

Songwriters: Fela Anikulapo Kuti

kokakola:
If you are close to him or opportuned to have visited or stayed in Jos while he was still a governor, you will know the best bet for him is to remain a Senator because of his flaws as a person. He will fail woefully if he remain a Minister, something that has been manifesting already.

Tinubu will soon sack him, he better go to Senate. He won't win another re election

Islamabad leaves thread

Nigeria is collapsing at the speed of light. Tinubu begging multinationals, forex all-time low . Next year na die

Officialgarri:
HON. JUSTICE JUMMAI HANNATU C SANKEY OFR

So she graduated from the university at the age of 20.
This is quite uncommon back in the days. Especially the days when your hand has to go across your head to the head as a criteria to be enrolled in school.

Although I have no evidence to back my claim, but I strongly believe she has a falsified age

I believe you know who Lt Col yakubu Pam. At least, she did nursery in London.

Norsemann:
After snatching running away with the people’s mandate you’re now begging


You’re begging while your online dimwits are saying companies can leave, that others will come


Dimwits wey Aso Rock animas chop pass


Ebola create an enabling environment for foreign investors then you won’t need to beg rather na them go dey rush you


Nobody wan plunge his capital into a failed economy


Cocaine sniffer

Nigeria is collapsing

NL e warriors 30k gang

Which kind of motivational Talk b dis

Yeye loan companies terrorising Nigerians. Rest Abeg

seborrhic:
Here we go again!
Do u know what 50,000 shops look like and the expanse of land it will take to occupy 50k shops?
Do you even know what 10k shops look like?
I always say Nigerians like throwing figures in the air without thought.
Even if you say there are 50,000 human traders in Ariaria I doubt.Then you are here talking of 10k,not to mention 50k shops.
Ariaria may have anywhere between 2k-3k shops at most and that's being generous.
For you to have a better understanding of how to arrive at a reasonable figure,do this:how many streets constitute Ariaria market or better put what's the total area of Ariaria market and using the smallest shop size,how many shops can fit into that area.
Stop throwing up arbitrary, exaggerated figures.

They are coming for your head

He was not the one who impregnated her

Samantha124:
Why expect me to cook for your family if you want nothing to do with my family?

Isn't that selfishness?

If my family members visit, our kids won't eat

Buy pressure pot and rest

Acidosis:
Ah.....That is a criminal right there. You dodged a bullet.

My brother, she's always talking about her mom. That she will make sure her mum enjoys. Her aunt will be telling her to tell me to buy roasted fish. The father is a great man but the women ehhhhhh

Hooke's Law

Toto obeys this law. Vaginarians won't like this