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Politics / Re: One Of The 'Bishops' At Shettima's Unveiling Contested As APC Youth Leader by IDEJIMBA1(m): 10:08pm On Jul 20, 2022
okeyumez:
Everyone of us commenting here are hypocrites. Those who hate Tinubu are doing so cos of hatred.
I am a Christian from Abia and I will support Tinubu. I belong to APC.
Haters should go and die
See how you just cursed your entire generation from South Wãste.

Politics / Re: Portable Mocks APC, Tinubu After Oyetola’s Loss After Being Paid. Sings & Dances by IDEJIMBA1(m): 6:05pm On Jul 17, 2022
Tibubu is yet to experience the most heartbreaking betrayal in his life. He thinks Boko Haram and Muslim extremists will embrace him for choosing Shettima, but what will hit him next year may be stronger than a heart attack. Majority of northerners are piling up their PVCs for Atiku, and a handful for PO.

Shettima may be able to persuade his faithfuls to vote for APC but since the north want to retain presidency, most will vote for Atiku. It won't be a matter of party again next year. And these miserable, dead-brained urchins will again blame "IPOB" for their loss.
Politics / Re: Portable Mocks APC, Tinubu After Oyetola’s Loss After Being Paid. Sings & Dances by IDEJIMBA1(m): 5:49pm On Jul 17, 2022
Kagd10:


Says the unintelligible ipob miscreant. No wonder Peter Obi graduated with D pass. Like principal, like disciples.

Only unintelligible ipob miscreants like you would think Tinubu would suddenly develop magic at accounting to work for international companies... Meanwhile, Tinubu's first class certificate has been severally verified by Chicago university.

In fact, that's another thing Tinubu needs to incorporate in his campaign. The fact that he's first class graduate. Brag about it...
Buckeyemedia, a known Buharist and Igbo hater is now an "IPOB miscreant"? All this because your shaky shaky drug lord failed to secure Oyetola's incumbency? See how foolish and brainless most of you can be. I believe Portable is also an IPOB member pretending to be Yoruba? Stupid sore losers!

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Politics / Re: ISWAP Bans Movement Of Farm Produce With Trucks In Niger State by IDEJIMBA1(m): 11:19am On Jan 15, 2022
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Boko haram ban farm produce, ipob ban cow meat.

Like Boko Haram terrorists , Like Igbos terrorists.

Devil kill all of una terrorists terrorizing this our darling nation.

Along with all the online animals supporting your crimes against humanity.
Non of y'all will escape the great calamity coming your way for supporting and cheering on the killings of innocent Nigerians all over the country.

(If you wanna be fortunate, quote this comment to say rubbish)

May all Buhari's supporters die miserably like Boko Haram victims. Amen.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Agrees To Send Urgent N10k To An Instagram Follower For Christmas by IDEJIMBA1(m): 8:19am On Dec 24, 2021
I wish all zombies and Igbo haters terrible and untimely death before the end of this year.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Sentinel Forensic Refutes Sensational Reports On Lekki Shooting Finding by IDEJIMBA1(m): 7:08pm On Sep 11, 2021
Buhari and his body odour have threatened them to retract their initial statement.
Politics / Police Kill Innocent Man In Detention, Claim He Was IPOB Member by IDEJIMBA1(m): 6:04pm On Sep 11, 2021
As shared on Facebook.

Celebrities / Re: Did The Crime, The Past Don`t Matter – Sauce Kid by IDEJIMBA1(m): 1:38pm On Apr 30, 2018
A close look at this forehead will tell you he's a Yoruba Muslim.

Politics / Re: Pics Boko Haram Alqaeda Insurgents Capture Loads Of Weapons From Nigerian Army by IDEJIMBA1(m): 8:55pm On Oct 08, 2017
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vedaxcool:




Hatred has robbed some of the ability to read and comprehend... start from in Niger...

kai so sad some live in wait for something bad to happen to their country.
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Start from "The Al-Quaeda affiliate..."

We live to rejoice over the killings of those who rejoice when we're killed. Karma is a sexy bitch!

The Al-Qaeda affiliate said over a dozen Nigerian soldiers were killed in the cross-border attack which saw the army barracks overwhelmed and a handful of military vehicles torched. With other troops fleeing the military outpost, JNIM seized anti-aircraft guns, rocket launchers along with plenty of ammunition and light armaments. The militants later abandoned the site.

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Travel / Re: 4 Interesting Facts About Nigeria You Probably Didn’t Know by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:08pm On Jul 14, 2017
Another fact:

Afonja cone heads poop inside bowls at night

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Family / Re: Kenyan Man Presents A Range Rover To His Wife Inside Traffic (Photos) by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:05pm On Jul 14, 2017
safiaapussy:


I will hunt you down,mine your skull and rape your sisters. Bloody Biafrat grin
Well, good luck with that. Just pray an unknown Evans doesn't kidnap your family before then. cool shocked

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Family / Re: Kenyan Man Presents A Range Rover To His Wife Inside Traffic (Photos) by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:03pm On Jul 14, 2017
safiaapussy:
How is this one kenyan, he has cone afonja head like me, we claim am grin grin
But Afonjas are only good in skull-mining investments, raping underage girls and sleeping with married women.

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Politics / Re: Jihad Has Been Launched In Nigeria – Danjuma, Others by IDEJIMBA1(m): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2017
Yoruba Muslims with tribal marks will celebrate this
Properties / Re: How Do I Tackle My Stubborn Tenants Who Has Refused To Pay His Phcn Bills by IDEJIMBA1(m): 7:53am On Aug 18, 2016
Tobium1:
Hello nairalanders, I really need your advice/comments on this. My tenant has been a thorn in my flesh, in the sense that, he has been accumulating his phcn bill for quite a long time now (7months to be precise, amounting to about N127000). Pls, i'ld like to hear from folks in the house on how to deal with such stubborn tenant.
Btw, the Last tenant cleared all his bills before vacating the house.

Dear mods, please do the needful for an enraged nairalander
That's approximately 20k per month. Would you pay such amount for electricity if you were him? Wicked landlord.
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Saudi Arabia For Drug Trafficking by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:13pm On Aug 17, 2016
Burger01:
I can bet my left scrotum that those guys na eebo undecided
You're impotent, so betting with your scrotum makes no sense. Bet with your cone head instead grin

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Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Saudi Arabia For Drug Trafficking by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:08pm On Aug 17, 2016
The cone-headed Wasterners don't have shame at all. See how they're still trying to pin it on Igbos even when Kwara State is clearly stated. grin

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by IDEJIMBA1(m): 3:25pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote Mimzy biko
Cc NLJega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by IDEJIMBA1(m): 3:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
Dygeasy, take note. Two votes in one day

Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:48pm On Jun 21, 2016
I vote Mimzy, Ivvy, Missgdope
cc NLJega

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Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Storms Out Of Court, Judge Fails To Appear by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:46pm On Jun 21, 2016
What has Biafra got to do with FFK and his Igbo fiancee? Yeye people
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Storms Out Of Court, Judge Fails To Appear by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:45pm On Jun 21, 2016
Yoruba people are full of hate
Car Talk / Re: How Do You Verify Prices When Your Mech Gives You A List Worth 70k by IDEJIMBA1(m): 8:06am On Jun 19, 2016
Onyenna:
Simple....

....take the list.....
.....go straight to the market....
.......buy all the required parts yourself.....
.......then give them to fix.....
.......pay for labour.......

C'est fini.....


****modified****

My brother's mechanic once charged him 12k for a particular motor part that he needed to change.....my bro simply went to mechanic village, got the required part for 2k and then gave it to the mechanic to fix it...
You never jam mechanic. They would tell you you bought the fake one and insist until you give them the money to buy by themselves. I think it's even better that way cos they might possibly do a bad job for you if you try to play smart with them.

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Politics / Re: Probe Obasanjo’s Administration, Waku Tells Buhari by IDEJIMBA1(m): 7:57am On Jun 19, 2016
APC the devilish party.

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Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria Pageant Finalists by IDEJIMBA1(m): 7:55am On Jun 19, 2016
Miss Benue beats all.
Health / Re: Boy With Cancer Reaches Out To Kaduna State Government For Help. Graphic Photos by IDEJIMBA1(m): 7:35am On Jun 19, 2016
Is that cancer or tumor? Use a kitchen knife.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Electrocuted By Street Light Pole While Crossing The Road At Kosofe by IDEJIMBA1(m): 7:27am On Jun 19, 2016
Sacrificial lamb.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:11pm On Jun 14, 2016
senibo1:
nwnne kee way?
Nwanne, anom ofuma. Udo di.
Romance / Re: Your Girlfriend Cheats On You And Sends You This Money & Note by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:10pm On Jun 14, 2016
Twaci:
Naija guys no go fall hand na! They can not be bribed grin

Once them vex, them don vex cheesy

Guys is it not true?
Mtttcheew! You don't know what you're saying. For ordinary girlfriend!
Romance / Re: Your Girlfriend Cheats On You And Sends You This Money & Note by IDEJIMBA1(m): 4:08pm On Jun 14, 2016
For real? shocked
Come on, baby, keep cheating on me and never stop. You can fxck my friends too.

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