₦airaland Forum

BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope, I don't have one.
BOY: Gen 2:18 The Lord God said,
It is not good for a man to be
alone. I will make a helper suitable
for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 Whoever does
not love does not know God, because God is love."
GIRL: & how do I know you mean
those words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34 For out of
the abundance of the heart the
mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that
you're loyal & honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot
of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you
like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You
are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful, you're exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes?
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore
man shall leave his father and his
mother & hold fast to his wife, &
they shall become one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the
scriptures this much?
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of
the Law shall not depart from
your mouth, but you shall
meditate on it day and night, so
that you may be careful to do all
that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success."
GIRL: Wooow! I can see you really
love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and
see that the Lord is good! Blessed
is the man who takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: Mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally
brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is
pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any
excellence, if there is anything
worthy of praise, think about
these things."
GIRL: Oww! I love you already
BOY: Rev 22:21 " Amen"

adebagbo: Am also in patigi LGA, the town of thousand mile to Ilorin, may God guid us@idiology

am at Lade-Patigi, but don travel

WinnieDPooh: The time table should be out by 1st or 2nd wk of next Month.


@CSO welcome back ooooo

camp shd open on 17Oct

An0nimus: make una see person PPA first. for here if the words 'academy', 'college', 'community', 'secondary' or 'school' no dey your PPA name then you're wrong
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mine is community secondary school, Lade, Patigi, kwara state

am serving in community
Secondary school, Lade-Patigi,
Patigi, kwara. this is would be ok if,
there is light and a good number
understand English, water not too
bad, no PPA alawi, no LG alawi, no
state alawi, our inspectors no de
hear word, hmmm
they indigenes mostly speak Nupe,
very few understand English, there
hand writing na story, the
mosquitoes are agro- allied, the
stories are endless will keep you
posted

An0nimus: Words cannot explain how I missed you guys. Ever since my phone fell in a bucket of water its life has not remained the same. To make issues worse, last night the charger come blow. I read all the tales here mehn and don't even know where to start telling mine from. I'll try and paint a summary sometime when I hit home as from tomorrow.

so much love to all my peeps; the adorable bunch of Uniquexty, Booqee, Creamie, beau49, Funmi, and all the other pretty ladies. abeg no vex if I forget your name . to all my AkwaIbom peeps: what happened to Uniportplaygyal? abi una no roll with her? una know say swag dey ooze for her body ;D8)

all my mehn them I greet yall. Charles, Sensual, Ideology, Tuk, Tojah and every other person. trust me if I have my way I'll quote all your monikers . una too much. I belive y'all had fun

special greetings to CrazyMan and Ogbeche for keeping it locked on this joint . Una dey find new mod ni? you two are good to go

This our thread don go places for Nairaland C in C to pay us courtesy visit . We remove helmethairdress for you Seun

make I dey go before I kill this small charge for this phone. light no kukuma dey this place

God bless Nairaland,
God bless 13B Corp members,
God bless Kogi state (and the place them shift me go)
God bless Nigeria.

P'rade will retire for now

thanks, am serving in community Secondary school, Lade-Patigi, Patigi, kwara. this is would be ok if, there is light and a good number understand English, water not too bad, no PPA alawi, no LG alawi, no state alawi, our inspectors no de hear word, hmmm
they indigenes mostly speak Nupe, very few understand English, there hand writing na story, the mosquitoes are agro- allied, 4hrs from town, 2k to and fro, the stories are endless will keep you posted

booqee: @beau. Its a girls grammar school. No payment, but there's accommodation(one old school corpers lodge like dat) av to rent house ni o

if the place is close to town, pls stay, mix with corpers there and make yourself happy. am serving in Patigi, in kwara state, desert during dry season, no light, speak nupe, few understand English, you can keep listing . . ., 4hrs from town.

hello people, prepare, your camp opens 17 June

The flint: bro sorry oh! I 4 answer u since oh, but network 4uck me up my lodge dey godiwa, u fit enta my side 2moro or 2day if u lyk, which side u dey?

am posted to. community Secondary school lade

my patigi bro, i de road, pls i go flex your house, till i get place stay flint are you there,

maybe he's not the one, but who could order the withdrawal of security attached to government house, they even removed the armoured tanks. only the state security service are the one protecting the government house

Nicklutz: Am serving at moro local government near illorin east,its a nice place to be,beta than illorin sha,life is ok sha.

we go soon join you guys its 5.7 days to go

ger_gemam: U guys are enjoying ooo.... U dey collect 5K from state government una no dey Happy... E pele ooo, where we whey dey Ilorin zone no dey collect #1 talkless of #5K. good for una

am a batch B corper, we are still in camp, and have not heard that the state is paying anything just heard flint mention 5k for the first time.

beau49: I dnt knw abt oda pple buh as 4 me,i av had enof of camp 2 last me a lifetime.....

Hahahahaha
counting days 6.7 days to go
camp life not funny at all

The flint: dem neva still pay us june alawee 4 patìgí lga o! Dese people wan kill man pikin...we use 5k transport collect 5k state alawee...kwara una funny die...and these idiats chop may state alawee wen dem be promise us...Nigeria's system is messed up

hi pls am currently batch B, how is patigi ? in terms of infrastructures and business are there churches around?

WinnieDPooh: yea i'm so tired too i'v been on the cold since morning i even have carttarh now. Thank God i'm browsing on my phone sha i can still manage to type before i sleep off

hi dear hope you are gettin better

Nicklutz: i can imagine the count down,yes am serving in kwara.

wow, where's your PPA?

Nicklutz: Been a while guys,trust all is Gud...ideology hws yikpta camp na?

we are coping, 7.3 days to go
are you serving in kwara

ger_gemam: U don't even know where U'll be posted to for your PPA...

all the same but its better to prepare na

anyone serving in kwara. pls we will soon leave camp,pls drop clues and advise, and ideas on purchasing small house property

moneybag4411: Hello everyone ...Corper wiiiiiiii oo...such a long time...how una dey? Hw time flies ....im enjoying my service year big tym...wld gist u guys d info later........church things

wow which state ?

attention all gentlemen corp members on nairaland, in YIKPATA camp there will be a very important general meeting tomorrow near the mango tree opposite OBS
pls note the time and a more comfortable venue will be announced later, pls pass the info around. thanks
pls if there is any female among us, i would really love to meet her

uriel20: *
Ao n whr r we goin to meet z d main finz. Ur idea z gr8.

lets decide na
tomorrow is Sat, little bit free, we can meet at a known spot that can be easily identified

WinnieDPooh: Na wetin be all this?

no vex o o
na play i de jokes o o

WinnieDPooh: Hahahahahahahha laff don make me piss for pant....Looolzzz

pls for the records winnie maybe single but she's not free, so mine the jokes you get her involved thanks you all

pls all those in yikpata camp, kwara let plan to meet, thanks

pls all those in yikpata camp, kwara let plan to meet, thanks

i heard they don't allow waist pouch na true

received text since last weekend and have replied, yet no alawi

Niel baba: Reportin live frm yikpata camp just landed. Cnt bliv I can meet pple here .under a tent. Waitin for d rain to stop b4 we r gven temporary accomodation till tomao B3 loww. Will update after chargin

am at olu ola, will be in camp tomorrow

[quote author=hepheyemmy][/quote]not at all am ajase junction

hepheyemmy: you are almost there still hav about 2 hrs + to get to ilorin depending on ur driver tho.

ok, am now in ekiti