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creamie: Nice day y'all

i see you, have a blissful day

Farouk senior: ..ideology ebi lyk u go pray 4ya guy oo..i don de sick..nd 2moa na my bdae..e wan scuttle my plan 2 flex for toscana..mayb anoda nairalander fit say d grace 4[b] ishan[/b] 4mE..

you can't be sick, its just a feeling and is subject to change.
meanwhile i speak life to your spirit, soul and body, amen

Primary Assignments
At the end of the orientation course, it
is expected that you would have
benefited greatly from the training to
see you through the service year. This
is why you must avail yourself of the
opportunity of the orientation course
which have been carefully put in place
for you.
At the end of the camping program,
every corps member collects his/her
letter of posting to a place of primary
assignment. Your place of primary
assignment is any establishment
where you have been posted to for
the purpose of rendering services to
your fatherland in fulfilment of the
national service.
For the remaining months of your
service year after the orientation
course, your place of primary
assignment becomes your new
environment where you will meet new
faces and cultures, which probably
may be different from the ones you
have been used to over the years. The
interesting thing about service year is
that it tends to break down walls of
prejudices built over time. Tales and
hearsay about tribes that are different
from yours, are usually discovered to
be false during the service year
especially if you are posted outside
your own state of origin.
Your place of primary assignment is
your centre of adaptation, a place
where you will gradually transit from
studentship life into the mainstream
of office working culture. So, you must
be level headed and respectful to your
fellow staff members of the
establishment you are working. Some
corps members in the course of their
service year succeeded in getting
absorbed by their employers after
national service.
So many activities take place within
the service year ranging from
changing from your bad old ways to
good, resourceful, productive and
responsible life style. It is a period
when you take a serious look into
your past and what you want the
future to manifest for you. Remember
that the moment you step into your
place of primary assignment, you
become part and parcel of the
establishment. Every rule guiding the
conduct of members of staff of the
establishment equally applies to you.
Hence you stand to reap any good
thing that may accrue to the staff
members. But if you constitute
yourself a nuisance rather than an
asset, you stand to lose greatly. In
summary, ensure that you comply
with instructions and directives from
both your employer and the National
Youth Service Corps authorities during
the service year. You will have every
cause to smile at the end of the day.
The Dos and Don’ts During Primary
Assignment
(a) All applications, complaints, letters
etc must be routed through corps
member's employer to the Zonal
Inspector.
(b) All applications, complaints, letter
to the State Secretariat must pass
through the Zonal Inspector for
comments/recommendations to the
State Director for consideration.
(c) Corps members must be physically
present at their places of primary
assignments.
(d) Corps members must receive
written approval from the State
Director through the Zonal Inspector
before embarking on any journey
outside the State of service.
(e) It is mandatory for every corps
member to submit monthly clearance
from his/her employer to enable the
NYSC pay monthly allowance.
(f) Every corps member must open an
account with designated banks as may
be directed by the State Secretariat.

Ogezita: Please can anyone give tips for pregnant corpers who intends to serve on how it will be in camp, will they be given preferential treatment?

you will report to camp, but you won't stay more than 2days, you will also be asked to apply for deployment to the state you want mostly where your husband is.

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Uniquexty: I just have to comment, even though i have nothing to say. Guess 'hi everyone' will do 4 now.

sure
hello dear
hope you are doing great!

today can't be over till i wish you a happy birthday, you have come this far by faith trusting in the Lord and leaning on His word, with my hand lifted up and my mouth filled with praise, i declare from glory to glory, it can only get better, stay blessed
#wunmibukola#

Registration Tips
Your one year National Service begins
from the date you are documented
for service at the NYSC orientation
camp. Stages of registration.
(a) Submission of call-up letter (do
not laminate the call-up letter )
(b) Presentation of your last
institutions ID card for screening
(c) Presentation of original certificates/
statement of results for screening
After screening of the above, you will
be issued with
(a) State code number which is
exclusively yours
(b) A meal ticket (card)
(c) A file to house the call-up letter,
photocopies of your credentials and
other NYSC forms you are expected to
complete
(d) Register your name in the “Book of
Life”
(e)Filling of series of NYSC forms
under the guide of NYSC officials
Points to Note
1. Read carefully all the instructions in
every handout, booklet or forms
before filling them. Do not hurry in
completing the forms.
2. Write legibly on all forms to be
completed, preferably use capital
letters especially the certificate format.
3. Ensure that you supply accurate
and complete information on all
required formats
4. Where you are required to supply
any address be it next of kin, home
address or mailing address, you must
include name of street, house
number, name of town in addition to
post office number. This will help
greatly to trace your parents/next of
kin in case of an emergency. It can
also help even after the service year.
5. Always take your turn (queue up)
for everything for the purpose of
orderliness.

NYSC / Prospective NYSC
Batch B 2013 House
by walexy5050 .
page 330
10581 posts &115479 views.
still counting
this walexy5050 we no de see you self

mimitoosh: Hello guys,jst heard 4rm a reliable source dt camp might be shifted 2 18th of june cos of d muslim fasting,a state co ordinator was d one who said it bt dey are waiting 4 FG 2 approve it,so get ready 4 d unexpected.one love*teamB13*

Hahahahaha, then it means posting shd be out this week, no p i can do shopping in a day, they may shift it to 2nd July

Martinho: nice combination...like d style...permission to copy sir

who tell you say no be copy and paste i do, pls copy your tin, but don't copy my name and call up number, Hahahahaha

booqee: you're very funny. So u were joking afterall. Lol

am not sure of any mango tree in camp so i have to change our muster point, Hahahahaha

team Ogun, i repeat due to the cleaning up going on camp the mango tree our proposed meeting point has been cut down, henceforth we will be meeting at the point where the national flag is being hoisted. thanks

NYSC Batch A 2013 House
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what last born where has thou been?
i see all of you, how's your day going?

seundy: mr ideology! More sheets are needed. As I no dey dull myself

pls attempt all questions, Mr martihno pls give my student extra answer sheets thank you

1ST SEMESTER EXAM
Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30
mins
Section A (All questions carry equal
marks)
1. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took,
what is the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money
more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a
boy,who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants
to be a millionaire after you broke
up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national
conference, how many days will it
take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D
Banj has gone ahead to print
wedding invitation cards without
an available bride. Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words
on 'My Oga At The Top'
NO SIDE TALK CHEATING
GOOD LUCK=))

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good morning o o o
11.9 days remaining
but seriously i never shop anything yet

An0nimus: Dettol will nice post btw. God bless you and Samlestic for the info

see as payne_lex wan use english scatter my head sha

@Charles good to see you Chief

@all goodevenin guys, am I the only one thats yet to get white shorts

no be you alone i never buy anything yet. Hahahahaha

NYSC Batch A 2013 House
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12.4 days to go

when last did you hear pound road Aba and Iweka road onitcha as marketers of nollywood movies?

Double post.

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lest you forget
Documents and Photocopies
2 Call-up Letter
3 Statement of Results/Transcript
4 First Degree Certificates
5 School ID Card
6 Passport Photographs
COMMENT
You won’t be allowed into camp
premises without any of them. Go
there with about 10 passports & 5
document photocopies each
TOILETRIES/ESSENTIAL S
7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste
8 Bath soap & Sponge
9 Detergent & Bar Soap
10Toilet Paper
11 Towel
OTHERS
12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons
13 Shower Caps
14 Bleach
15 Disinfectants
16 Buckets & Bailer
17 Body Cream & Lotion
COMMENT
Its ok to buy buckets and non-
essentials at the camp.
CLOTHING/BEDDING/MAKE-UP
ITEMS
18. White T-shirts
19. White Shorts
20. Whites Tennis Shoes
21. White Socks
22. Underwear
23. Bed Sheets
24. Perfumes/ Body Spray
25. Rubber Slippers/Flip Flops
26. Combs and Hair needs
27. Make-up & Accessories
COMMENTS
* You will be provided with 2 pairs
of white T-shirts and shorts in camp
but you can take up to 2 pairs more
along.
* Colored panties will be too
conspicuous under the white tops
and bottoms.
* You can take a 2 – 3 sets of casual
wears/mufti for Sunday and camp
fire night.
* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It
is good to have a white rubber shoe
that is easy to clean (sold at camp
also)
OTHER RECOMMENDED ITEMS
28 Torch lights/Batteries
29 Mosquito Nets/Repellant
30 Food Flasks, Cups, Drinking
flasks & Cutlery
31 Cloth Hangers
32 Wristwatch
33 Padlocks and Keys
34 Waist Pouch
35 Handkerchiefs
36. Face Towels/Kleenex
37. Pegs/Clips
COMMENT
Get a cheap watch. Everyone uses a
waist purse. It’s your camp bestie.
Most of these items can be easily
bought in the camp. So don’t worry
if you cannot get them before
traveling.
OPTIONAL FIRST AID ITEMS
38. Menthylated Spirit/ Rubbing
Alcohol
39. Band Aids/Plasters
40. Robb
41. Bandages
42. Cotton wool
43. Anti-purging pills (flagyl,
tetracycline etc.)
44. Anti-malaria pills
45. Inhaler (for those who are
asthmatic)
These aren’t necessary except you
have something to treat or known
allergies
MISCELLANEOUS
46 .Camera & Batteries
47. Writing Pads and Stationery
48. Novels/Books
49. Pillow
50. Games Equipment
51. Mp3/ iPod
52. Eye pads for sleeping & ear
plugs
53. Surge protectors / extensions
54.Glue sticks & stapler
55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE
MONEY
COMMENTS
*If you have an internet-enabled
camera phone, do take it along.
Camp life can be very boring
without one. You will like to take
pictures and share with your
friends. You only need to be very
vigilant and protective of your
things. If you feel you need a
bulletproof vest or helmet, please
carry it. You know what we mean,
don’t you?
* Never, ever, ever run out of
money! Bring as much as you can
afford.
* Mirrors and forks are known to
be contraband items in camp
* Prices of items apart from fast
consumer goods (Credit, Gala,
Indomie etc) are usually higher
than those outside so it is advisable
you buy the things you can before
going into camp.
PACK AS LIGHT AS YOU CAN AND
MAKE SURE YOUR BOX IS AS THEFT-
PROOF AS POSSIBLE.

AJUWAIAH!

i beg make una no vex
@to all the beautiful ladies here, me want follow see these beauty in your comments posts and responds.
stop molesting yourselves with wrong words and names, women una suppose de build not destroy, abi no bi so??
12.8 days to go
@ team Ogun, information reaching me is that the mango tree near female hostel have been cut down. so we will henceforth meet where the national and nysc flag is hoisted, thanks

morning pals, hope you had a blissful sleep, saw this on Facebook, thought i shd share it
Status we would be updating on FB
and
Twitter if we lived in Bible times:
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned
into a pillar of salt #Shaking#
2. But Mary... Can't believe she's still
singing the "I'm a virgin" song but shes
pregnant. #RollingEyes#
3. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I
come..
4. Just chilling in first class at Noah's
ark, the view here is fantastic... But this Lion keeps staring at me weird. #Noah's voyage
5. The red sea just parted before my
eyes #Shocked4Days#
6. Judas Iscariot posts: Jesus for sale,
hit inbox if interested
7. Chilling with Moses by Mt. Sinai;
some miracles going on here
8. Eve and hubby got banished, they
ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #Smh#
9. Jacob's status: Things we do for
love, cant believe I served her father. for 14 years just to get her. Love u, Rachel
10. Some people are so cruel, eeh!
Cain how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel
11. One of Jesus' disciples' post: Wat a
long day... Walking and preaching the
gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny.. (LLP) Laughing Lik Pharaoh...happy weekend all

12. Just ate fish and bread
nw.#mountain side#
13. Jeez, stephen murdered in cold
blood!! #endtime tinz#
14. Just left egypt, baba God pls grant
me safe trip.#BabaGodNoni#
15 ·Just killed Lion wit my bare
hands.#Samson#
16. Can't believe that deadly criminal was granted presidential pardon at the expense of Jesus
17. What a world, just heard dat lot's children raped him.
enjoy and add yours
take care, 13days on point

@bukky, there is a sayin that says women first, e bi like say i go allow you to win. o o

Farouk senior: ...Fight oo nd D̶̲̥̅̊ only ting we're D̶̲̥̅̊ mek dis place sweet..hehehe..##I luv U̶̲̥̅̊ all. #dancing τ̅☺ suwe by samklef#...cleaR rd!!!

Hahahahaha why you no join the fight. you just be spectator,
sup which course you study, this one where i see instrumentation and control in your signature

read and pass
comment if you care
like if its interesting
me don check other threads the kind misunderstanding where de here no exist

o boy, i visit romance section, one thread like that see close to 150 people viewing plus guests, me come de reason pals no de sleep

[quote author=booqee]ok na.....make we see. If i beat you to it, what will u gimme?? [/quote
Hahahahaha my eyes don de do like that, but she must not win, no not this one

booqee: hahaha! Ideology shey make we bet on it?? Lol

52mins to go, have prepared what am posting already.

bones101: calm down guys,this is just a forum where we have fun chatting , everything goes as a joke.

anyway, but some jokes are not funny