ajanma2:
How this story still rings in my head.
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys..

gaburiel:



lol "caught "









I just came to caught those that book space

djblue007:
I used to respect this forum before but I think it has no good to offer as per MMM of a thing.
Why are u so particular about MMM alone? There are other schemes out there. You don't go after them.
Dear MMM participants, it is high time u people stopped panicking. Pls be positive and encourage others. Of course you all understand MMM ideology.
Nairaland is being used to spread panic among participants.
All you just have to do is be strong and patient.
In Sergey's opening message to us at MMM resumption last Friday he made it clear that the poor and economically disadvantaged people (partipants with little GH requests) will be attented to first and that the richer can wait a bit while the system normalizes and the new sustainability measures being implemented.
He told us there will be panic at the resumption but we shouldn't mind and go about our normally life. He said they will gradually make paybacks.
We seem to ignore several points in his write up and listen to our media who are being sponsored against MMM progress.
Pls stop the panic and encourage others. People with little GH request are already being paid in my structure.....just be positive and patient and MMM will stand.

gaburiel:












I just came to caught those that book space

Bj5all:


This is the reason i said i won't drag words with you. It's of no need. I'm not even a participant of MMM.

Okundaye4:
Lolz.

Na when them never shut down portal be this?

Many mad people go full road when them shut am down o.

Am a participant, but as far as am concern, MMM is buried and my money gone. I just have to be wiser next time by shunning Ponzi schemes.

Smooyis:


The management of MMM is daft and unintelligent. Once back, they should simply have placed a limit for withdrawal and allowed for pH and gh accordingly. As it is now, all trust is gone.

djblue007:
I used to respect this forum before but I think it has no good to offer as per MMM of a thing.
Why are u so particular about MMM alone? There are other schemes out there. You don't go after them.
Dear MMM participants, it is high time u people stopped panicking. Pls be positive and encourage others. Of course you all understand MMM ideology.
Nairaland is being used to spread panic among participants.
All you just have to do is be strong and patient.
In Sergey's opening message to us at MMM resumption last Friday he made it clear that the poor and economically disadvantaged people (partipants with little GH requests) will be attented to first and that the richer can wait a bit while the system normalizes and the new sustainability measures being implemented.
He told us there will be panic at the resumption but we shouldn't mind and go about our normally life. He said they will gradually make paybacks.
We seem to ignore several points in his write up and listen to our media who are being sponsored against MMM progress.
Pls stop the panic and encourage others. People with little GH request are already being paid in my structure.....just be positive and patient and MMM will stand.

Emilo:
We active participants in MMM know that as long as we continue to PH.....even Lucifer and some of his cohort here cant stop us. Talk is cheap.

PearlStreet:
It's already clearing from their eyes.

I so remember this quote

kingmekus:
I wan mess abeg!

Bj5all:
Pple trying to gain relevance from MMM matter, i was already thinking nairaland is coming back to normal but when i saw this again, i just shouted Seun please grow up and stop derailing your forum with MMM.

The front page needs more relevant updates not MMM all the time

kingmekus:
I wan mess abeg!

megrimor:
Your quest for the downfall of MMM is more than your quest to make Heaven.

Repent now

inemani:
I laugh in Ikwere, kwekwekwekwe

9jakohai:


My, my..... how much did you lose to MMM?

Take heart, Mavrodi will soon answer your prayers to him.

Superman7:
MMM HAS NOT CRASHED AND WILL NOT CRASH!!
PEOPLE WILL ONLY GET ANNOYED AND LEAVE, BUT THE SCHEME REMAINS AND CONTINUES WITH OTHERS.

THIS POSTER AND OTHER POSTERS, WHO ARE WISHING IT CRASHED SO THAT THEY CAN MOCK OTHERS WILL WAIT FOREVER.
YOU WAITED IN DECEMBER, NOW JANUARY IS ALMOST ENDING,
YOU WILL CONTINUE TO WAIT UNTIL TO JOIN!!

Mujtahida:

Let me ask you a question since you seem to celebrate so much on this MMM issue. What would you say if you hear that people commit suicide, run insane, become depressed as a result of this MMM thing?

kingmekus:
I wan mess abeg!