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How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and saw my wife coming out of the landlord’s apartment. When I asked her...

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How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and saw my wife coming out of the landlord’s apartment. When I asked her...

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How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and saw my wife coming out of the landlord’s apartment. When I asked her...

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How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and saw my wife coming out of the landlord’s apartment. When I asked her...

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How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and saw my wife coming out of the landlord’s apartment. When I asked her...

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How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and saw my wife coming out of the landlord’s apartment. When I asked her...

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How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and saw my wife coming out of the landlord’s apartment. When I asked her...
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Dear Dr. Love,

LANDLORD CHASING MY WIFE.
How do I handle this problem? I just got married and have been living in this house for three years. I started noticing that the landlord was paying undue attention to my wife, always asking me about her well-being, asking that we visit him, etc. One day I returned from work and...

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This being an excerpt of what Buhari probably said to Obama at the White House.

Mr. Fresident, thank you por welcoming me to the White House, and not only me but this delegation most of whom never dreamt they would be inside the White House instead of just seeing it on TV. On behalf of this delegation I say this is a dream come true. I also think you have extended your generosity, but not all of it. Tell me, is this how you will have welcomed the Russian or Chinese fresident? Anyway, never mind.

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Dear Dr. Love,

My Husband Impregnated 7 of our Housemaids

See me see wahala! I have been married for just two years and we have had over 30 maids. And this is because I had to change them almost every other week because of my husband. Let me tell you about my husband. If you dressed a chair in a woman’s clothes, he’ll go after it before he realizes it’s a chair...continue on www.penchant.com.ng

Dear Dr. Love,

My Husband Impregnated 7 of our Housemaids

See me see wahala! I have been married for just two years and we have had over 30 maids. And this is because I had to change them almost every other week because of my husband. Let me tell you about my husband. If you dressed a chair in a woman’s clothes, he’ll go after it before he realizes it’s a chair...continue on www.penchant.com.ng

Dear Dr. Love,

My Husband Impregnated 7 of our Housemaids

See me see wahala! I have been married for just two years and we have had over 30 maids. And this is because I had to change them almost every other week because of my husband. Let me tell you about my husband. If you dressed a chair in a woman’s clothes, he’ll go after it before he realizes it’s a chair...continue on www.penchant.com.ng

Dear Dr. Love,

My Husband Impregnated 7 of our Housemaids

See me see wahala! I have been married for just two years and we have had over 30 maids. And this is because I had to change them almost every other week because of my husband. Let me tell you about my husband. If you dressed a chair in a woman’s clothes, he’ll go after it before he realizes it’s a chair...continue on www.penchant.com.ng

I am Japan; I am Adulterous

Harito Koboyashi had assured me that someone would pick me up at the airport. I watched as a beautiful young woman wearing a ponytail alighted from the black sedan and walked over to me. I was among the latest arrivals to Japan, at Narita International Airport. My mission: to conclude a business deal with Harito, a tycoon based in the Chiba Prefecture, Japan.
My relationship with Harito started months ago on Facebook having discovered that our businesses complemented each other. A visit to Japan, we agreed, would give me a better understanding of the people and the culture.
“Are you Chidi?” the woman asked and I nodded. “I am Akiko, Harito’s wife.” She kept smiling as she led me to the waiting car.
“Where are we headed?” I asked. “Home,” she replied. “Harito is waiting.”
“But I should be going to the hotel, “I replied. Hotel Nikko Narita was just ten minutes away.
“Don’t worry. We will come back to your hotel.” We?
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I am Japan; I am Adulterous

Harito Koboyashi had assured me that someone would pick me up at the airport. I watched as a beautiful young woman wearing a ponytail alighted from the black sedan and walked over to me. I was among the latest arrivals to Japan, at Narita International Airport. My mission: to conclude a business deal with Harito, a tycoon based in the Chiba Prefecture, Japan.
My relationship with Harito started months ago on Facebook having discovered that our businesses complemented each other. A visit to Japan, we agreed, would give me a better understanding of the people and the culture.
“Are you Chidi?” the woman asked and I nodded. “I am Akiko, Harito’s wife.” She kept smiling as she led me to the waiting car.
“Where are we headed?” I asked. “Home,” she replied. “Harito is waiting.”
“But I should be going to the hotel, “I replied. Hotel Nikko Narita was just ten minutes away.
“Don’t worry. We will come back to your hotel.” We?
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I am Japan; I am Adulterous

Harito Koboyashi had assured me that someone would pick me up at the airport. I watched as a beautiful young woman wearing a ponytail alighted from the black sedan and walked over to me. I was among the latest arrivals to Japan, at Narita International Airport. My mission: to conclude a business deal with Harito, a tycoon based in the Chiba Prefecture, Japan.
My relationship with Harito started months ago on Facebook having discovered that our businesses complemented each other. A visit to Japan, we agreed, would give me a better understanding of the people and the culture.
“Are you Chidi?” the woman asked and I nodded. “I am Akiko, Harito’s wife.” She kept smiling as she led me to the waiting car.
“Where are we headed?” I asked. “Home,” she replied. “Harito is waiting.”
“But I should be going to the hotel, “I replied. Hotel Nikko Narita was just ten minutes away.
“Don’t worry. We will come back to your hotel.” We? continue on www.penchant.com.ng

I am Japan; I am Adulterous

Harito Koboyashi had assured me that someone would pick me up at the airport. I watched as a beautiful young woman wearing a ponytail alighted from the black sedan and walked over to me. I was among the latest arrivals to Japan, at Narita International Airport. My mission: to conclude a business deal with Harito, a tycoon based in the Chiba Prefecture, Japan.
My relationship with Harito started months ago on Facebook having discovered that our businesses complemented each other. A visit to Japan, we agreed, would give me a better understanding of the people and the culture.
“Are you Chidi?” the woman asked and I nodded. “I am Akiko, Harito’s wife.” She kept smiling as she led me to the waiting car.
“Where are we headed?” I asked. “Home,” she replied. “Harito is waiting.”
“But I should be going to the hotel, “I replied. Hotel Nikko Narita was just ten minutes away.
“Don’t worry. We will come back to your hotel.” We?

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This being what an excerpt of the President’s reply to critics who accuse him of time-wasting would look like.


Pellow Nigerians and countrymen, it has come to my notice that certain feofle in our society have chosen to sfread rumours against my ferson. These are feofle who would not have dared to ofen their dirty mouths to talk if this was military era, but no froblem; this is a democracy.
These feofle claim that since I took over as fresident I have done nothing. But let me correct that imfression. I have been going round to meet with poreign fartners. I have sfoken to many fresidents, walahi, I have even sfoken to Obama. I have been sfeaking to them about Boko Haram, NEFA, corruftion- you name it. But my critics think I am too slow. Me slow? Walahi, what would they say about Jona who competed against snails and lost?
These critics say they exfect me to hit the ground running, and I ask, run to where? Have I not run as Fresident and won? Gaskiya, is it not when you meet money in the national coppers that you can hit the ground running? Or do they exfect me to run with emfty coppers?
They porget that flanning takes time and like the adage says, ip you pail to flan, you flan to pail. Flanning can take...continue on

This being what an excerpt of the President’s reply to critics who accuse him of time-wasting would look like.


Pellow Nigerians and countrymen, it has come to my notice that certain feofle in our society have chosen to sfread rumours against my ferson. These are feofle who would not have dared to ofen their dirty mouths to talk if this was military era, but no froblem; this is a democracy.
These feofle claim that since I took over as fresident I have done nothing. But let me correct that imfression. I have been going round to meet with poreign fartners. I have sfoken to many fresidents, walahi, I have even sfoken to Obama. I have been sfeaking to them about Boko Haram, NEFA, corruftion- you name it. But my critics think I am too slow. Me slow? Walahi, what would they say about Jona who competed against snails and lost?
These critics say they exfect me to hit the ground running, and I ask, run to where? Have I not run as Fresident and won? Gaskiya, is it not when you meet money in the national coppers that you can hit the ground running? Or do they exfect me to run with emfty coppers?
They porget that flanning takes time and like the adage says, ip you pail to flan, you flan to pail. Flanning can take...continue on www.penchant.com.ng

This being what an excerpt of the President’s reply to critics who accuse him of time-wasting would look like.[b][/b]

Pellow Nigerians and countrymen, it has come to my notice that certain feofle in our society have chosen to sfread rumours against my ferson. These are feofle who would not have dared to ofen their dirty mouths to talk if this was military era, but no froblem; this is a democracy.
These feofle claim that since I took over as fresident I have done nothing. But let me correct that imfression. I have been going round to meet with poreign fartners. I have sfoken to many fresidents, walahi, I have even sfoken to Obama. I have been sfeaking to them about Boko Haram, NEFA, corruftion- you name it. But my critics think I am too slow. Me slow? Walahi, what would they say about Jona who competed against snails and lost?
These critics say they exfect me to hit the ground running, and I ask, run to where? Have I not run as Fresident and won? Gaskiya, is it not when you meet money in the national coppers that you can hit the ground running? Or do they exfect me to run with emfty coppers?
They porget that flanning takes time and like the adage says, ip you pail to flan, you flan to pail. Flanning can take...continue on www.penchant.com.ng

This being what an excerpt of the President’s reply to critics who accuse him of time-wasting would look like.[b][/b]

Pellow Nigerians and countrymen, it has come to my notice that certain feofle in our society have chosen to sfread rumours against my ferson. These are feofle who would not have dared to ofen their dirty mouths to talk if this was military era, but no froblem; this is a democracy.
These feofle claim that since I took over as fresident I have done nothing. But let me correct that imfression. I have been going round to meet with poreign fartners. I have sfoken to many fresidents, walahi, I have even sfoken to Obama. I have been sfeaking to them about Boko Haram, NEFA, corruftion- you name it. But my critics think I am too slow. Me slow? Walahi, what would they say about Jona who competed against snails and lost?
These critics say they exfect me to hit the ground running, and I ask, run to where? Have I not run as Fresident and won? Gaskiya, is it not when you meet money in the national coppers that you can hit the ground running? Or do they exfect me to run with emfty coppers?
They porget that flanning takes time and like the adage says, ip you pail to flan, you flan to pail. Flanning can take...continue on www.penchant.com.ng

We cannot as yet understand it but humans are gradually morphing into animals. How else can we explain that a mother kills her two children and feels no remorse? Instead she refers to them as ‘those little demons.’ How do we explain that two employees would turn against their employer and kill him? Or the fact that a human would walk up to sun-bathers at a beach and gun them down. Not stopping there, he laughs as he takes photographs of the dead. Or that a group would waylay innocent women and children and kill them. Or that a young boy enters a church, worships with the people for an hour and then kills them. Thousands- perhaps, hundreds of thousands of such cases abound. Of people killing people without the slightest aggravation. People they had never met before. Who did them no wrong. Someone’s father, mother, son, daughter, brother or sister.
In each case, they were normal-looking people. I repeat- normal-looking. Dressed decently, sometimes educated, able to hold intelligent discussions. The kind of persons you would invite home to dinner. The kind that is sitting right beside you in the office. Normal-looking is not quite the same as normal. And this is why you should look at the guy next you right now. Assess him. See if he has some unusual tendencies like:
a] talking to himself
b] smiling at you for no reason
c] gesticulating wildly
d] always complaining of how the world has let him down
e] always blaming successful people for his situation
f] always putting down their success to luck
g] given to conspiracy theories
i] holding grudges for weeks on end
j] follows a particular person/persons to the bathroom consistently, and many more.

Perhaps humanity has to become paranoid before it can become safe.

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We cannot as yet understand it but humans are gradually morphing into animals. How else can we explain that a mother kills her two children and feels no remorse? Instead she refers to them as ‘those little demons.’ How do we explain that two employees would turn against their employer and kill him? Or the fact that a human would walk up to sun-bathers at a beach and gun them down. Not stopping there, he laughs as he takes photographs of the dead. Or that a group would waylay innocent women and children and kill them. Or that a young boy enters a church, worships with the people for an hour and then kills them. Thousands- perhaps, hundreds of thousands of such cases abound. Of people killing people without the slightest aggravation. People they had never met before. Who did them no wrong. Someone’s father, mother, son, daughter, brother or sister.
In each case, they were normal-looking people. I repeat- normal-looking. Dressed decently, sometimes educated, able to hold intelligent discussions. The kind of persons you would invite home to dinner. The kind that is sitting right beside you in the office. Normal-looking is not quite the same as normal. And this is why you should look at the guy next you right now. Assess him. See if he has some unusual tendencies like:
a] talking to himself
b] smiling at you for no reason
c] gesticulating wildly
d] always complaining of how the world has let him down
e] always blaming successful people for his situation
f] always putting down their success to luck
g] given to conspiracy theories
i] holding grudges for weeks on end
j] follows a particular person/persons to the bathroom consistently, and many more.

Perhaps humanity has to become paranoid before it can become safe.

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We cannot as yet understand it but humans are gradually morphing into animals. How else can we explain that a mother kills her two children and feels no remorse? Instead she refers to them as ‘those little demons.’ How do we explain that two employees would turn against their employer and kill him? Or the fact that a human would walk up to sun-bathers at a beach and gun them down. Not stopping there, he laughs as he takes photographs of the dead. Or that a group would waylay innocent women and children and kill them. Or that a young boy enters a church, worships with the people for an hour and then kills them. Thousands- perhaps, hundreds of thousands of such cases abound. Of people killing people without the slightest aggravation. People they had never met before. Who did them no wrong. Someone’s father, mother, son, daughter, brother or sister.
In each case, they were normal-looking people. I repeat- normal-looking. Dressed decently, sometimes educated, able to hold intelligent discussions. The kind of persons you would invite home to dinner. The kind that is sitting right beside you in the office. Normal-looking is not quite the same as normal. And this is why you should look at the guy next you right now. Assess him. See if he has some unusual tendencies like:
a] talking to himself
b] smiling at you for no reason
c] gesticulating wildly
d] always complaining of how the world has let him down
e] always blaming successful people for his situation
f] always putting down their success to luck
g] given to conspiracy theories
i] holding grudges for weeks on end
j] follows a particular person/persons to the bathroom consistently, and many more.

Perhaps humanity has to become paranoid before it can become safe.

more on www.penchant.com.ng

We cannot as yet understand it but humans are gradually morphing into animals. How else can we explain that a mother kills her two children and feels no remorse? Instead she refers to them as ‘those little demons.’ How do we explain that two employees would turn against their employer and kill him? Or the fact that a human would walk up to sun-bathers at a beach and gun them down. Not stopping there, he laughs as he takes photographs of the dead. Or that a group would waylay innocent women and children and kill them. Or that a young boy enters a church, worships with the people for an hour and then kills them. Thousands- perhaps, hundreds of thousands of such cases abound. Of people killing people without the slightest aggravation. People they had never met before. Who did them no wrong. Someone’s father, mother, son, daughter, brother or sister.
In each case, they were normal-looking people. I repeat- normal-looking. Dressed decently, sometimes educated, able to hold intelligent discussions. The kind of persons you would invite home to dinner. The kind that is sitting right beside you in the office. Normal-looking is not quite the same as normal. And this is why you should look at the guy next you right now. Assess him. See if he has some unusual tendencies like:
a] talking to himself
b] smiling at you for no reason
c] gesticulating wildly
d] always complaining of how the world has let him down
e] always blaming successful people for his situation
f] always putting down their success to luck
g] given to conspiracy theories
i] holding grudges for weeks on end
j] follows a particular person/persons to the bathroom consistently, and many more.

Perhaps humanity has to become paranoid before it can become safe.

more on www.penchant.com.ng

We cannot as yet understand it but humans are gradually morphing into animals. How else can we explain that a mother kills her two children and feels no remorse? Instead she refers to them as ‘those little demons.’ How do we explain that two employees would turn against their employer and kill him? Or the fact that a human would walk up to sun-bathers at a beach and gun them down. Not stopping there, he laughs as he takes photographs of the dead. Or that a group would waylay innocent women and children and kill them. Or that a young boy enters a church, worships with the people for an hour and then kills them. Thousands- perhaps, hundreds of thousands of such cases abound. Of people killing people without the slightest aggravation. People they had never met before. Who did them no wrong. Someone’s father, mother, son, daughter, brother or sister.
In each case, they were normal-looking people. I repeat- normal-looking. Dressed decently, sometimes educated, able to hold intelligent discussions. The kind of persons you would invite home to dinner. The kind that is sitting right beside you in the office. Normal-looking is not quite the same as normal. And this is why you should look at the guy next you right now. Assess him. See if he has some unusual tendencies like:
a] talking to himself
b] smiling at you for no reason
c] gesticulating wildly
d] always complaining of how the world has let him down
e] always blaming successful people for his situation
f] always putting down their success to luck
g] given to conspiracy theories
i] holding grudges for weeks on end
j] follows a particular person/persons to the bathroom consistently, and many more.

Perhaps humanity has to become paranoid before it can become safe.

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