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uzeba: AHEAD OF VALENTINE: Special Report
Urgent Message From Naija Boys To Women. Dear Women,
*Valentine died for love,
*Romeo also died for love,
*Jack in titanic died for love,
*Samson in the Bible died for love,
*Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love,*And even Jesus Christ died for love
... Wetin?! Haba !!!
where are the women?
Una no sabi die?
Abi na only gift Una sabi collect?
After Una go talk say boys no dey try. No Gift again this valentine unless una give us 10
names of women wey die for love.
Oya! We dey wait...!
Start Listing

oya na. Confirm. Let we men go on love strick till women answer the question

1)If you tell a girl you are a teacher,she go flee like the devil before you toast her because she no go fit measure yam with ruler.
2) Bankers always frown their faces because they always see money they can't spend.
Lets add more to this to delight ourselves

I have money but don't have someone so dear to my heart to buy something special for. I know funful places to go but have no body to accompany me there. What should we singles do on Valentine day?

Mine is Idriswhite. Idris is my name. It's a name of a quaranic prophet whose deeds and life styles are emulatable. White stands for the prophet's good life. Idriswhite means an impeccable person

Koko Master at his best. I am proud of you

If you know the actor very well,you wouldn't doubt the fact that he and Burkina Faso star play,Bance looked alike

Lets see how good you are at your local language. What do you call indomie in your language?

God is able. He does what people think are impossible. I know you must have experienced God's miracle in your life. Lets share the miracle God did for us as a means of encouraging others to be steadfast in him.

Do you still remember been treated like this in school? If you,what was the offence you committed that warranted your teacher to flog you in this manner?

When the game started i was neutral because i strongly believe our current super eagles would do anything. I began to support Burkina faso when Ghana began to do their cheat. They denied them penalty and a goal

williams20: †ђξ Bible Passage That Won Us †ђξ Game Against Mali by oluomad(m): 6:27pm On Feb 06
And After Elderson the son of Echejile harkened to the voice and opened the flood gate of goals against the weak Malian Army, Keshi the leader of the troop knelt down in his heart and cried unto the heavens, saying Jehovah grant unto thy Army victory this day!

And the Lord said unto Stephen, the son of Keshi, "I know thy works. I will grant you victory over thy adversary this day. Do as the spirit says."

And Stephen the Big Boss knew it was the voice of Yaweh! And he spoke unto Brown the son of Ideye, go into the goal mouth and await further instructions. And Brown obeyed the command and a through pass was laid across his path and he headed in nicely to the glory of God for Nigeria's second goal!

And it came to pass that 10 idle jegudugera gominas sitting in the VIP stand, were happy and they said let us boast the moral of the rampaging Eagles by donating a huge chunk of shekels to them in order to boast their moral.

And when they relayed the message to Keshi, the Big Boss, he said unto the thieving Gominas; "Get behind me agents of Satan for I am in the spirit! And indeed Stephen the son of Keshi was truly in the spirit and he received further directives from the spirit and passed same to Emmanuel the son of Emenike, saying "Go forth and take the free kick." And Emmanuel went forth and took the short which resulted into the 3rd goal for the Eagles!

And there was great jubilations across the length and breadth of Nigeria, and the people were happy

lol

Can you give this man a lift in your car?

Most of Timaya's songs have the lyric 'Dem Want kill Me'. I wonder what made this great artiste to use this words often in his songs. Is it that he always involved himself in bad things,or people are envious of him or he is just fond of telling the world all sort of things

Lets compare and contrast our past childhood play to the childhood play of nowadays children. Which one do you think is more interesting. Is it yours or theirs? Lets mention our different childhood plays for them to know that we adult also have our own childhood experiences

Communication is the life blood of a nation and the binder of people. God never collect a dine for giving us organs of speech which are the paramount pre-requisite of communication. In the same vein,if communication auxiliaries are made free am sure our world would have experience successes in all ramification of life. How has the lack or insufficient funds affected your communication style?

Gone were those days when people believed that when you graduated with first class in a university such person(s) wouldn't suffered in life. In our present society,where books have little contributions to people's life, only few first class graduates achieve success in cash and imparts. This is because our society thrives on things that are not formally taught at the university and which the second and third class graduates are fortunate to learn while playing about in school. It's good to read books but studying life around you makes one a success in our competitive world. Whats your take on this?

After three decades of active public service, 65 year old formal US first lady,Hilary Clinton has stepped down as Secretary of state at US Department after four years. Senator John Kerry succeeds her. Hilary battled ill health in the last few months. From a nasty stomach virus to exhaustion, severe dehydration,fall and a concussion that led to brief hospitalization when doctors discovered a blood clot near her brain. Can any Nigerian public servant and politician bow out of office as a result of brief illness without being forced?

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Everything has an end except Fam(ILY)...it has (I LOVE YOU)
Family is the only thing you can have to be happy on earth and hereafter

I'm terribly broke. And i have million of things to cater for. Am tired. What do you do when you are terribly broke maybe i can do the same to be happy

In the morning and night,he is always on the street of Lagos,cooperately dressed looking for work with his second class upper degree from a prestigious university. He bought countless newspapers not because he wanted to keep abreast of the current happenings in society but to see job opportunities. One afternoon,having done his usual street walking he sat under a big tree shedding bitter tears. He threw his documents to the flood, and used his legs to kick it here and there simultaneously muttering 'i spent inestimable amount of money to pay school fees,buy textbooks,and other expensies to procure this certificate. Had i know,i wouldn't have spent that much. I would have saved all the money and used them to start up a business'.

For a country to move forward its needs ceaseless prayers by its citizens. When last have you prayed for your country wholeheartedly

The above question was what we discussed in throughout the first half of the on-going match. Lets hear your views.

Most People believe the black people in their surroundings are bad. They want to leave their environment for a foreign country inhabited by white people that symbolize angel and perfection. White people are not angel. They have their own flaws. Lets use this thread as an opportunity to discuss our ugly experience in the hands of the foreigner especially the white folks.
I wouldn't have graduated from school if not for the neutral intervention of a black man. He confirmed the authenticity of my documents which were formerly rejected by a white woman who was lazy and not knowledgeable as she looked.

Why do many people engaged themselves in drinking of wine ,beer and smoking? Is doing that an act of enjoyment?

A young man came to me this afternoon with a puzzled look on his face to ask me the above question. I sighed and asked him what made him to ask such a question. He said he wouldn't chose his parents because they don't respect his opinion and never supported him in his career. And has for Nigeria,he wouldn't chose any black nation because they never enabling environment for youth success. When the boy has his point. If you are in position to choose your parents and your place of birth,will you choose your parents and your country?

I know you love your partner. Valentine day is a day to show him/her much of love. What are your plans for her or him?

Computer has influenced most of the things we do. We now unconsciously write and use words disregarding the situation we found ourselves. Kindly tell us how text messaging style of writing has affected you in your formal activities?

Life will be richer and sweeter if there is nothing like death. If i were to live longer on earth, i will spend billion of years loving and adoring my wife. What will you spend thousands of years doing if there is nothing like death?

Boy must chop. Men must eat. When the rich go to the eatary,the others go to the local shop to quench hunger. Whichever you go to eat,lets praise or condemn our food salers judging from the food they sale.
Iya Basirat food needs Nafdac imprisonment while God go bless Iya giga

My greatest regret is not involving myself in exam malpractices when i was in my first higher institution. I ended up having a not-too-good-result. If i had cheated,i might have had a very good result.it may be funny but thats my regret