Thanks bro, we miss your daily updates. I hope all is well

MrsChima:


true. Some people do grow out of marriage and don't want to be married but it seems like the man wants a younger woman who may be more attractive and less rigid.

Na now you talk my mind

BiafranNigerian:


I use vasoprin and I have my blood pressure apparatus that I use to check my bp daily. I have high blood pressure and its genetic. Trust me, when my friend told me sex is the natural cure i disbelieved, cos I actually find sex as a job since it takes me atleast 2hrs to cum. But I had to start womanizing, believe me, my blood pressure is over-stable. It is funny but true. Nature makes no mistakes.

Am not disputing the fact that sex reduces or normalizes blood pressure, but it's not the real reason why this man wants to divorce his wife. He should just come clean and tell his wife that he wants to marry another woman. How can you throw away twenty five years just because of sex? After all the woman has agreed to seek help to improve her performance. It's not just right.

Lol! Some men sef, sex na amlodipine, vasoprin or lisinopril? Instead of him to say he is tired of his wife, he is using high blood pressure as an excuse! Mr man go and seek proper medical advise and stop falling your hand.

Thanks for the good work bro. Please send today's devotional, we are expecting it...... thanks

Na so I see am o

I saw this on a friend's wall on Facebook...

@Op.. It's obvious that you've not seen real cheats. In my school back in the days, there was one guy who wrote 'exam expo' on the blades of a ceiling fan! Nigerians are too much.

@Op.. It's obvious that you've not seen real cheats. In my school back in the days, there was a one guy who wrote 'exam expo' on the blades of a ceiling fan! Nigerians are too much.

@Op: The swamp boogie is Dredging too close to the bridge. There is a minimum distance or clearance permitted by the law when Dredging close to a bridge and am very sure that these guys are not complying.
Am happy for Abia people for this development though but safety standards should be maintained at all times.

Carlcaresophia:
Maybe you can try to take your phone to our Carlcare Service Center and ask our colleagues to check the problem for you. If you need us to send you the contact information of our service center, pls tell us the city and country you're living in now. Thank you!

I will be glad if you can send me the contact of your carlcare service center, am living in Portharcourt, in Rivers state, Nigeria

Carlcaresophia:
Hi! You can try to long press the folder or icon you want to delete, and then there will appear a dustin bin, move the folder to the dustin bin, the folder will be deleted. Thank you!

I have tried that but instead all the icons are highlighted and there is no bin to throw them into. With other tecno phones that I have used it was possible but this one is stressing me out.

Please how do I remove unwanted folders and icons from the home screen of tecno P9

I Saw This On A Friend's Wall.....

EVERYBODY BOLA AHMED TINUBU

jerrywool:
[size=18pt] Again, another internet propaganda against the Igbos. The one about a restaurant in igbo heartland selling human meat is yet to pass on. Such name combination is impossible in the igbo tribe. Whoever made this up clearly thought of two igbo name combination but unfortunately, got it wrong. It seems to me that the point of creating and spreading this rubbish is to create enemity between the igbos and thier Niger Delta brothers. This is hard to believe, Scammers are clever, The Niger Deltans are wiser. So the originator should go back to the drawing board[/size]

What's your point exactly?
This scenario happened to me today and I thought it wise to share it and you are making a propaganda theory out of it, nna na wa o!

arshavineering:
if u have his phone number provide it..I can disclose his real name

Look at the snap shots of the conversation and you will find his phone number

A few days back I became friends with a guy on this FACEBOOK who was impersonating our governor Barr Nyesom Wike. His name is Chief-Barr Ezenwo Nyesom Wike and after 'gisting' with him for less than a full day, he offered to give me a contract. I played along knowing fully well that he would ask for money. He did not disappoint, he sent me account details as follows:
Name: Ifunanya Obinna
Bank: Skye Bank
Account Number:3026084925
He instructed me to download the contractors form that he sent to my mail box which I have also attached to this post go ahead to pay N62,000 into the above account.
Even if I have a tree of money in my backyard, as a Warri guy, I no go fit fall this kind mugu, I can't fit!
Please be wise, share this post and let the Police help us track down this petty thief that is trying to rubbish the good name of our governor in the mud.

Some of these so called ex-militants have first and second degrees. I was privileged to relate with one of the generals one time in the creeks and was amazed at his level of education and sophistication. That they are militants does not make them idiots or illiterates.

Thanks for committing yourself to this great work of making this devotional available for all on this platform, may God bless and rewards you richly in Jesus name, Amen!

I live in Portharcourt, considering the huge resources at Amaechi's disposal, he is the worst governor in the south-south while governor Adams Oshiomole of Edo State is the best because of his prudent management of resources.

Dear Nairalanders, can anybody help me by suggesting to me how I can block these GLO numbers from calling my phone line? They seem to have so many of them these days and they keep calling you non stop and when you pick, its about one promo or the other, some of these numbers are:
07056832706
07056832695
07056832811
07056834856
07056832797
I have tried blocking them but my phone can only block five numbers at a time. I have called GLO customer care but they have promised to do something as usual but they have done nothing about it.
Please how do I stop these numbers from calling me?

Men and brethren, I know that many of us pray before eating but while eating and you are not satisfied and you go for another round of food, how many of us pray on the second or third round? .
As for me, I don't pray on the second or third round of food, is it necessary? Have you ever done that?
Do have a pleasant evening and don't forget to pray for someone during tomorrow's service.

Mine was a terrible one. I always dreamt that I was playing football, then I felt pressed, only for me to go to a corner of the field to pee but lo and behold; 'guy man don piss full house'. . Chai! See embarrassment!
I finally stopped bed wetting when I got to secondary school.
You need to see the way I react when my children bed wet these days as if no be me dem take am resemble. Even when I shout and spank them, deep down in me I know what they are going through and I know they will stop when the time is ripe.

Nice list, but the question I want to ask you is this: How do you know where this oil deposit or oil field is located without the help of a HYDROGRAPHIC SURVEYOR? How do you position your drill equipment and barges without SURVEYORS? When it comes to sub-sea engineering, how do you position your sub-sea structures and locate where they are without a SURVEYOR? Guy! NO SURVEYOR, NO OIL/GAS INDUSTRY!

Could not help laughing when I saw this video. These guys are good.
What do u think?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_BE0tw5q98

If you mess with the bull, then get ready to play with its horns.

Pix below:

The Bayern Munich winger won a spot-kick in injury time to enable Klaas-Jan Huntelaar to score the winner but admitted going to ground too easily earlier in the match

By Robin Bairner in Fortaleza

Arjen Robben has apologised for diving during Netherland's dramatic comeback victory over Mexico in the World Cup round of 16 at Arena Castelao on Sunday.

Robben tormented the Mexican defence on numerous occasions with his pace, skill and direct running, and had several penalty appeals turned down before finally winning a spot-kick in the second minute of injury time when he went down under a challenge from Rafael Marquez.

Substitute Klaas-Jan Huntelaar converted from 12 yards to send the Oranje into the last eight of the tournament, after Giovani dos Santos' opener had been cancelled out by a late Wesley Sneijder equaliser.


After the match Robben insisted the incident which won the game was a justified penalty, but admitted going to ground far too easily on one occasion in the first half.

"I must apologise," he told NOS. "The one [at the end] was a penalty, but the other one was a dive in the first half. I shouldn't be doing that."

Robben also revealed why he entrusted Huntelaar with the responsibility of the penalty rather than taking it himself.

"Usually I am comfortable with taking a penalty, but this time I was the one who was tackled," he explained. "I felt comfortable that Huntelaar would capitalise.

"It was his moment, he deserved this. I'm almost crying from the emotions. The feeling is so strong, we want to win this, to fight together. These youngsters ... I am so proud."


Source: http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3841/world-cup-2014/2014/06/29/4924021/robben-apologises-for-diving-against-mexico?CMPID=TWUK_140629_RobbenDiving

The story keeps changing. From the report, it is clear that it it's all about "sharing and allocation". I only pray and hope that
APC does not end up like Bank PHB that foresaw cars running on water but never saw it's end even when it was so obvious.
APC: Another Problem Coming

Bad belle! If he wants Keshi's job, let him try harder instead of talking maliciously...... Eye service chief!

Success in marriage is not automatic."Living happily ever after" only happens in the movies. For your marriage to work, you will have to work hard at it.
You will have problems with your spouse, but try to resolve it with her without involving a third person.
All will be well, even in the well!

Abeg, who won in the match between Eyimba and Bayelsa united? Abi no be the topic?