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Politics / Re: The Moment Peter Obi Forgot All He Crammed For The CNN Interview! by ifeatu2011: 7:38pm On Sep 18, 2022
If BAT Cram 3 good sentences, he will enter coma.
Travel / Re: Adzuayi Ewuga’s, 11 Others Die In Plane Crash In Cameroon (Photo) by ifeatu2011: 5:22pm On May 12, 2022
Penguin2:
Africa my Africa…

Even Airport radio signal we can’t even get correctly.

Shey it was yesterday we read how a passenger who has never flown an airplane landed an airplane successfully with the help of airport traffic controllers after the pilot had a medical emergency.

One question I kept asking myself while I read the story was if the airport traffic controller was a pilot himself or they were just trained like that.

Imagine such thing happened in our Nigeria or Cameroun… the kind crash wey that plane for crash eh….

The Colonial Masters left too early.

But oh! I just remembered the Colonial Masters left South Africa as late as 1993 but the country is still in shambles from the few years of leadership by blacks.

Can the African man get anything right?

Something is Definitely wrong with a Black man. They can never get anything right.

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Politics / Re: Have You Collected Your INEC PVC After Registration? by ifeatu2011: 1:44pm On Mar 08, 2022
Lawlab251:
Yeah

Did you receive mail before you collect?
Politics / Have You Collected Your INEC PVC After Registration? by ifeatu2011: 8:00am On Mar 08, 2022
I registered for PVC since July 2021, I was told that I will receive a mail on when to pick up, I have not received any mail but when I check the portal it says completed.


Have you collected your PVC after a successful registration?
Car Talk / Re: The Scam Of 6 Months Nigerian Used Cars For Sale by ifeatu2011: 8:35pm On Aug 09, 2016
nothing is real anymore in this country, God help us

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Politics / Re: FG Yet To Fix Refineries, 14 Months After by ifeatu2011: 8:33pm On Aug 09, 2016
i have nothing to say lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Enjoying Her Swimming Pool ( Sunday Photos ) by ifeatu2011: 8:21pm On Nov 29, 2015
RoyalBlak007:
Alone?


No, he dey with you abi no b you snap the picture? Abi u see am with selfie stick, nkita
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Is Cross River State Ambassador(photos) by ifeatu2011: 8:39pm On Nov 23, 2015
before nko na me dey wan give, is that not his state?
Politics / Re: Nine People Murdered By Suicide Attack In Borno by ifeatu2011: 8:30pm On Nov 23, 2015
ndi hausa, na egbu nu owe unu, tufiakwa

only the biafrans will understand

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Education / Will I Do Any MATHS Course In The University While Studying Psycology? by ifeatu2011: 5:11pm On Nov 15, 2015
I don't really know MATHS but I want to study psycology , pls will I still do any MATHS related course in the university


Pls I need an answers from you guys

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Business / Re: Hackers Steal N8m From Osinbajo’s Bank Account by ifeatu2011: 1:10pm On Oct 24, 2015
zinachidi:
i wan learn hacking oo,

this is not hacking this is called social engineering. pls nairaland make una modify this ASAP.
Sports / Chelsea : Lyrics: Harry Song - Reggae Blues Remix Ft. Mourinho by ifeatu2011: 12:58pm On Oct 04, 2015
Lyrics: Harry Song - Reggae Blues remix ft. Mourinho



After the matches face a boo (the blues,the blues)
Make you do as you do (I do,I do)
Enjoy the matches,chelsea blues (the blues,the blues)
Cause even the blues get a boo (a boo,a boo)
Share the points,share the goals (the goals,the goals)
Everybody wanna win (the blues,the blues)
As far as say IVANOVIC dey play (dey play,dey play)
Wingers pop champagne oo....aaahhhaaa haaaaa
Verse 1....
Bobo see NAISMITH wey dem dey boo (dey boo,dey boo)
He don turn Amokachi the Bull (the bull,the bull)
Mourinho dont know what to do(to do to do)
Oga Abrahimovic just dey look (dey look,dey look)
hahahahaahahahaha........i no get lyrics again,you can Fill in the blank spaces, even chelsea fans the blues
(the blues,the blues).....

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Family / Re: Woman! Know Thyself! You Are More Than A Ring And A Title. by ifeatu2011: 12:58pm On Oct 02, 2015
Just wanna occupy space


Where is lady F
Romance / Re: Beauty Vs Manners, Who Should I Marry? by ifeatu2011: 10:56pm On Oct 01, 2015
Manners jare! Beauty is in the eye if the beholder
Romance / Re: Beauty Vs Manners, Who Should I Marry? by ifeatu2011: 10:53pm On Oct 01, 2015
Manner jare!!! Beside beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Jokes Etc / Re: One Word For Uncle Andy Please!! by ifeatu2011: 8:50pm On Sep 28, 2015
Nice answer Mr Andy but remember law of KARMA exist, u will seek for solution and you receive a stupid answer worst than the one u gave.

Anu ofia cool embarassed tongue

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photos: Rams In Fighting Contest In Lagos by ifeatu2011: 8:01pm On Sep 24, 2015
ndi ara.......................
Family / Re: Woman Pronounced Dead In Edo Found Alive In Aba by ifeatu2011: 2:21pm On Sep 05, 2015
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Politics / Re: Nigerians In London Protest Over Tribal/Religious Killings In Plateau (Photos) by ifeatu2011: 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2015
ruggedboy01:
They should take their protest to plateau angry

is the white man from plateau state too?
Politics / Re: Electricity Usage Status For The Month Of August -share Your Experience by ifeatu2011: 10:39pm On Aug 31, 2015
mmsen:


Which part of Abuja are you only getting 18 hours?

mine is 247 #kado eatate
Education / Re: DELSU Finds ‘exam Expo’ In Student’s Private Part by ifeatu2011: 9:10am On Aug 31, 2015
Read you book. # last tin

Busy following D**k up and down

Now see your life grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Arrested Bokoharam Leaders As Posted By Nation News Papper by ifeatu2011: 9:08am On Aug 31, 2015
See as dem be, ugly people with ugly mind.

Murder dem all sad sad sad
Politics / Re: Buhari : Is This Warning By Yoruba Elders Coming To Pass ? by ifeatu2011: 12:08am On Aug 29, 2015
Una see una life #yoruba's?
I rep BIAFRA
in my next life I will be an Igbo man cool cool cool cool

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo's outfit to 'Dark' movie premiere by ifeatu2011: 11:32pm On Aug 28, 2015
beautiful nonsense lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Chad Sentences 10 Boko Haram Members To Death by ifeatu2011: 5:20pm On Aug 28, 2015
dats good for them, God don dey catch dem..... fools

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