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Family / Re: Married Men With Experience, Please I Need Your Help. by Ifebaby16(m): 10:26am On Jan 12, 2022
I suggest you withdraw all previledges in a subtle way.

Return home one evening and tell her that you've been demoted in your company.... And you might even lose your job very soon.

The company was defrauded due to your negligence and now you're accountable for the loss.

To pay up, first, sell all the things that makes her comfortable in the house such as the TV, her iPhone (that includes yours too), generator, Big bed (get a smaller one), disconnect your power and don't forget to sell her shop.

Make your close friends call or come to the house to sympathize with you guys.

Make attempt to sell your car and some of your clothes, including hers.

Wake up in the middle of the night and pretend to cry.

Make sure, you bribe the landlord to have his solicitor come to harass you. Also, pay some people to pretend they're from the bank for the loan you got.

Arrange a stranger to see visions for her that her husband is doomed and will never recover.

Once the Mugu packed her items and leave your house, my brother, relocate and leave your new life.

But if she learnt her lessons well, then the ball is now in your court.

For more counseling, brother, contact me

Regards.
Victor

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Business / Re: How To Earn Money Online Without Working For It (earning Proofs) by Ifebaby16(m): 4:04pm On Jan 03, 2022
cheesy
Webmasters / Re: Design My Website And Collect Money by Ifebaby16(m): 4:05pm On Dec 31, 2021
HassieMalcomson:
Seriously? Do you want some web design help through this random thread? It is just looking like that you are circulating money for free. I don't think it is the right way to get web design assistance. You should only consult the right company or person to get any web building or designing service. I will suggest you two platforms in this regard.

The first option is Fiverr, where you can order web design services after analyzing the reviews of sellers. Yes, you can also find it according to your budget. The second suggestion is web design service provider companies like this https://www.wiggledigital.co.za/website-design/website-design-in-johannesburg.html and their plans. You will have to check the client reviews and online reputation of these companies in advance and can consult with their experts according to your demands. I don't think they will charge high. By the way, you can also put your request on UpWork and pick an option from suitable proposals.

Thanks so much for putting all these just to help.

The job has been given out now, thanks again.
Webmasters / Re: Design My Website And Collect Money by Ifebaby16(m): 4:03pm On Dec 31, 2021
RuddyFusion:


Have this been taken?
This is my WhatsApp number I'm available for the job 08077040583

Yes, it has. Thanks for stopping by.

Regards
Webmasters / Re: Design My Website And Collect Money by Ifebaby16(m): 4:02pm On Dec 31, 2021
Emperoo:


How much are you willing to pay?

Sorry brother, the job is taken.

Regards.
Webmasters / Design My Website And Collect Money by Ifebaby16(m): 1:16pm On Dec 30, 2021
I need a creative web designer to help design a spa website for me. I build websites myself but am very busy at the moment to handle this one.
It's already hosted, the contents are ready. All I need you to do is to help me create the WordPress website.

Check down here for my phone number.

Well Done!


UPDATE:

I have hired someone for the job. Thank you everyone for your time.
Business / Re: How To Earn Money Online Without Working For It (earning Proofs) by Ifebaby16(m): 4:28pm On Dec 09, 2021
It's your chance... Start today
Business / Re: How To Earn Money Online Without Working For It (earning Proofs) by Ifebaby16(m): 3:58pm On Dec 08, 2021
Walexy96:
Will you steal the laptop? cool
I don't think so.
Business / Re: How To Earn Money Online Without Working For It (earning Proofs) by Ifebaby16(m): 11:32am On Dec 08, 2021
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Business / How To Earn Money Online Without Working For It (earning Proofs) by Ifebaby16(m): 11:23am On Dec 08, 2021
Today I want to talk to you about how you can make sure that you never have to work another day in your life.

The whole school-work-retire cycle (in my humble, yet always spookily accurate opinion) really sucks.

You have to study for years at school, then go out and finally work for about 50 years and retire when you're too old to enjoy it.

And let's face it, no one really wants to go through all those years of working just to end up where you really wanted to be all along, which is having the time to do whatever you want.

Well what if I told you that you don't have to wait to have what you want? You can have the time to do whatever you want right now and not have to work for years on end.

Sound impossible? Well it's not and I'll prove it.

Let me ask you something.

What do these 3 people have in common?

Stephen King
Isaac Asimov
Steve Jobs

None of them worked for a living

Yes they all had careers, but they didn't have to work.

Why?

Because they loved what they did. And if you love what you do, then it isn't work, it's a pleasure.

Stephen King is a novelist. He writes books. Many of his books have been made into movies.

He also writes short stories (although they are more like short novels). Many of his short stories have been made into movies too (think Shawshank Redemption)

Why have so many of his books and stories been made into movies?

Because they're good.

Why are they Good?

Because he loves writing. He's passionate about writing. That's why he's been writing novels for all his adult life, even though he's so rich he doesn't need to write anymore.

But he loves writing so much that he doesn't want to stop.

Will he retire?

No.

You don't retire from something you love doing because it is not work.

It's passion.

Likewise, the late Isaac Asimov was passionate about writing. He wrote over 400 books during his writing life which equated to about one book a month.

How did he write so much and for so long?

He just loved to write. He was passionate about writing.

And what about Steve Jobs?

We all know he was CEO of Apple Computers.

He too was passionate about what he did and he did it until he became too ill to carry on.

Why?

Again, because he loved what he did. To him, his job was his life. Everyone said he was a perfectionist at what he did. That's because he was so passionate about his work.

Steve Jobs was rich. He didn't need money.

He kept going to "work" every day because to him, it wasn't work.

What if you could do the same too as I did? What if you could find a way to set up your own online business, quickly, simply and start earning money without having to 'work' for it?

Working this way means you can work from anywhere, choose your own hours to work, and your income can be limitless, because it all depends entirely on you. You will be in control of everything working for yourself with no commuting and no boss to answer to.

And that's what Living the Laptop Lifestyle is all about.

It's about choosing something you're passionate about and building an online business around it.

That way, you'll wake up excited every morning and look forward to sitting down with your laptop computer for a few hours and doing what you love.

Can you imagine how great it's going to be when you're living your dream?

And today is the day that you're going to start creating Your own Laptop Lifestyle and start living life on your terms.

Ignore all the online "get-rich-quick" hype that never works. Instead, build your own sustainable blog by first following these steps to start a blog in Nigeria so that you can quit your job and work from home. Isn't it time you were living your own laptop lifestyle? Take the first step right now. Simply click on the link below and get started straight away. Remember, moving closer to your dream starts with just one click.

>> https://blogdevelopers.org/how-to-start-a-blog-in-nigeria/

Career / Re: Can An Employer Be Sued For Paying Less Than 30k Minimum Wage? by Ifebaby16(m): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2021
First, start by involving the police grin

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Webmasters / Blogger Needed For A Tutorial Job!!! Salary Is Attractive by Ifebaby16(m): 1:17pm On Jun 22, 2021
You have to be based in Lagos, Nigeria to work with us.

Our office is at Toyin Street, Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos.

The service of two experienced bloggers is needed for a part-time job.
You won't be blogging, we only need you to share your vast knowledge.

It's going to be a contract. We negotiate, you do your job, then we pay.

Skills that we are looking for:

- Setting up blogs and full customization
- SEO Content writing skill
- SEO skills
- Teaching skills
- Youtube monetization skill (added advantage)
- Digital Marketing skill (added advantage)

It's very important that you call or send a text message to the phone number in the signature area and I will call you.

I look forward to meeting you soon smiley.
Business / Re: I Need Business Ideas Urgently Please!!! by Ifebaby16(m): 6:49pm On Apr 25, 2021
@poster: If you're male, you leave in Lagos and have good computer skills, contact me. You won't regret it.
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Start With N60,000? by Ifebaby16(m): 6:44pm On Apr 25, 2021
Start filling Station business. I heard that there's a lot of money in oil & gas. cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Require The Service Of 2 Persuasive Copywriters For An Ongoing Project by Ifebaby16(m): 3:26am On Oct 24, 2020
Still open.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Require The Service Of 2 Persuasive Copywriters For An Ongoing Project by Ifebaby16(m): 10:54am On Oct 23, 2020
Still open smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Require The Service Of 2 Persuasive Copywriters For An Ongoing Project by Ifebaby16(m): 9:56pm On Oct 22, 2020
Still open
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: #endsars "I Lost Over 35 Million Naira" Says Apo Car Dealer To The Burnings by Ifebaby16(m): 7:55pm On Oct 22, 2020
Too bad! cry

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Jobs/Vacancies / We Require The Service Of 2 Persuasive Copywriters For An Ongoing Project by Ifebaby16(m): 7:44pm On Oct 22, 2020
We need 2 persuasive copywriters for an ongoing project.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR GENIUS

- We need experienced individuals that can write persuasive marketing copies capable of driving actions like signups, clicks, or sales.
- An individual that will write adverts, products and services landing pages, tutorials, etc. with easy-to-read English.
- An individual that can use facts, stories, analytics, statistics and other various means to convince his/her audience.

BEFORE YOU APPLY

Now, this is very crucial. I know the fact that we have lots of self-acclaimed ‘professional’ content writers with exceptional talents in Nigeria but what we are looking for is more than just skillful writers. We are looking for an expert copywriter whose incontrovertible genius dwarfs our own meagre talents.

Please, don’t apply if:
- You can write generally, but you are not a copywriter
- You don’t have marketing skills
- You don’t have samples to show us.
- You’re not comfortable with video call

HERE’S HOW TO APPLY

Our rep shall schedule your interview via WhatsApp video call. First, kindly indicate your interest via WhatsApp (Check my signature for WhatsApp number).

No sending of documents like CVs please, until you are asked to do so.
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Perfect WRITER For A Project by Ifebaby16(m): 1:52pm On Sep 22, 2020
I need the service of a copywriter for a website I'm developing for a client. No need sending your CV to me, just contact me via the contacts in my signature. The payment is at least, very okay.

Thanks.
Romance / Re: Which Matter Dem Dey Setttle Now ? by Ifebaby16(m): 7:59pm On May 28, 2020
paulolee:
hear say angel Gabriel don sell trumpet wey him supposed blow for world to end...we de try gather matter settlers to go settle am
2..motor jam who de go settle matter and dm don hold d driver..na d matter we de try settle since under rain
3..one guy use fake alert pay bride price n d family neva see alert for 2 months now and the bride don already carry belle, we de station like this..
4..student call lecturer baby for online class..na d matter the lecturer wife and the girl with d.p.o de settle like this
5..wife see husband with sidechick de enter hotel and sharply call d.p.o to go arrest the bea n the d.p.o kum c say na him wife be d side chick...na d matter we de settle since last nite

cheesy grin
Romance / Re: After Marriage, Wat's the Numba Of Kids That's Seen As Appropriate & Okay? by Ifebaby16(m): 7:46pm On May 28, 2020
Naturally, I love kids. I'd prefer to have 8 or 9 after marriage when the economy stabilize.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million To Make 5k Daily? by Ifebaby16(m): 5:50am On Mar 10, 2020
I have ideas for you only if you'd be humble enough to call me.
Webmasters / Re: Backlink Available With A Reputable Site. DA 41 PA 36 by Ifebaby16(m): 8:08am On Feb 12, 2020
Please drop price here. I'll contact you if the price is friendly.

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Webmasters / Re: 80k followers Instagram accounts for sale by Ifebaby16(m): 3:27pm On Aug 20, 2019
How about adding the price range for each account. If the price is pocket-friendly, trust me, you will sell it faster.
So, how much?

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