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Politics › Re: Inec Recovers Stolen Machines by Ifebazz(m): 7:34am On Dec 11, 2010
them nor go fit deceive me, let them check the so called recovered DDC machines if it's not the cloned ones, the originally stolen ones still remains stolen. cool cool cool
shame nor go let them talk true or the truth nor go favour who thief am.
Politics › Re: Ddc Machines Stolen At Lagos Airport by Ifebazz(m): 11:08am On Dec 10, 2010
Una funny oh, ordinary DCC machine una dey shout when ship loss wetin una talk eh?? Abeg make i hear word, free and fair rigging for PDP and sundry.
Christianity Etc › Re: Govt Bans External Loud Speakers At Religious Centres by Ifebazz(m): 7:55am On Aug 17, 2010
It is long over due. Hw can u say u`re preachin to a congregatn inside while mountin a public address speaker out, for who? They are all hypocrites, de pastors dat is.
Politics › Re: Wear T-shirts With ‘police’ Inscription And Go To Jail by Ifebazz(m): 5:04pm On Jul 19, 2010
Nigeria police (thank God it's not Force) are so undereducated, i never see. Clothes inscription again, is it bordering them more than the N50 per check point?
Culture › Re: How Do You Define A Nigerian? by Ifebazz(m): 3:51pm On Jul 19, 2010
A Nigerian is anyone who is ready to grease ur palms just to take short cut to riches and fame and fortune. So if she meets these criteria, definitely she's Nigerian.
Computers › Re: Kerpersky Antivirus Current Key by Ifebazz(m): 2:57pm On Jun 22, 2010
Hey all, also this new Kaspersky Pure (9.0.0.192) edition, hw effecient and also the activation key. if any can help me with it, my grandmama for ya! grin grin wink
on a serious note i really need the key cos i'm tired of installing and reinstalling every now and then. thanks any one
Sports › Re: Lukman Haruna Vs Mikel Obi, Who Is Better? by Ifebazz(m): 6:22pm On Jun 14, 2010
they're worlds apart. only chelsea fans would want to copare ém. Mikel is a backwark ever player while Lukman is a forward ever player. the rest is history.
Romance › Re: What Was Your First Reaction When Your First Love Broke Your Heart by Ifebazz(m): 12:24pm On May 18, 2010
^^^ Is dat ur condom(200m race)?

Guess i sulked for days on end cos i knew i was partly de cause tho i thot we had made up. We're still very young den sha.
Romance › Re: My Guy Stored My Number With Bitch by Ifebazz(m): 5:45pm On May 13, 2010
muggle:
Wetin u find for his fone.

singing "when trouble sleeps, yanga go find am"
"wetin he dey fiiiind, PALAVER E GO GET'

His fone is his fone!!!!!!
Make una help me ask am oh. Na dis kin gal no go gree mak im guy touch im fone cos im don save names wit mugu 1 to mugu 13.

Maybe de guy see im name 4 mugu 8 so im com vex, not 4 de mugu nw but 4 im position.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Or Facebook: Where Do You Spend More Time? by Ifebazz(m): 6:51am On May 13, 2010
U kw like de sayin, "all cats are grey in de dark", NL using de anonimity status quo brings out de 'real u' of most of us (altho some get a kick outta giv some preprostrous stories).

My Facebook acct to me nw is like anoda email i just chk to see my new mails or find names i jus came accross.

I luv de freedom given by de 'dark' of NL & thus spend a whole lotta time here. Facebook's for young @ heart while NL is for de 'THICK SKINNED'.

NL rocks.
Romance › Re: My Guy Stored My Number With Bitch by Ifebazz(m): 5:47pm On May 08, 2010
julie009:
why do blame me for checking his phone? afterall he is my boi friend
I'm sure u'd not like him snoopin in ur fone & handbag, would u?

He's ur b/f no doubt, but a mans gotta be wat he's gotta be. He needs space sometimes, respect others also privacy.

Wat u jus did is called invasion of privacy. Did u ask his permission 2 snoop, no!

If u like & hvn't told him yet, jus pretend u didn't see anytin & ask politely 2 go tru his fone, dat will tell u if he cares 4 u 2 see it or not.
Computers › Re: Best Antivirus To Use by Ifebazz(m): 5:45pm On May 06, 2010
Pls guys does anybody hv eset NOD32 that works on Windows 7? I'm mo comfortable wit eset, but my OS says it requires a 64 bit software whereas eset is 32 bit.

Any 64 bit eset pls?

My email; ifebazz@yahoo.com
Romance › Re: He Says He Wanna Kill Me by Ifebazz(op): 11:30am On May 06, 2010
[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=441950.msg6008157#msg6008157 date=1273136521]I really dont understand girls/women and i am one. How can you be with a guy just for money and be in love and sleep with someone else. Its all so wrong. Yes you need money to live but there is more important things than money, how about she get off her butt and get her own money!!!! Ashamed to be a woman sometimes with girls like this around!!![/quote]sad sad there are galz and there are galz. sad undecided
Romance › Re: My Guy Stored My Number With Bitch by Ifebazz(m): 6:07am On May 06, 2010
Is it not true dat u're indeed 'naugthy'? Browsing his fone wat else do u seek!

Dear don't take it 4 de face value ok, he jus might be expressin wat he felt bout u @ a particular time.

Used 2 store mine wit DEAF! She acosted me & i told her dat's exactly wat she was den cos she never herkened 2 my words.

U see, so u might jus be actin naugthy right nw. Clean up ur acts lady. Wat u've been doin dat he complains bout.
Romance › Re: Who Enjoy Kissing The Most? Guys Or Ladies? by Ifebazz(m): 5:42am On May 06, 2010
@Henri101 A gal kissed DOLLARS 4 30mins wen u 'came back' 2 9ja.

Wen she was 'thru wit u' u said, "God, na my pocket be dis?"
Romance › Re: He Says He Wanna Kill Me by Ifebazz(op): 5:20am On May 06, 2010
@Spyker thnks 4 de vote.

U kw i'v not seen da broad 4 like 1 yr, still some guy is overkillin himself with jealousy. Makes me laugh. I didn't kw i commanded such potentials.

Wen i heard frm her last she was like they've split & guy wanna make sure she couldn't hv me by makin me sore wit her. She was all sisi & whimperin. Even encouraged me 2 'harm' dis guy cos she's not wit him anymo.

Big deal. Jus sore wit 'em 4 mixin me up in dia sordid affairs. Capish. 4 all i kw he'd go back, giv her like half a mila & intimacy her brains out de nxt day & i'm de subject of discuss.

I really don't kw wat drives guys 2 such amount of jealoucy. I don't believe i hv 2 xray my gal all de time 2 shw her i'm a man. Even wen i do thngs 4 'em it doesn't really giv me de right 2 'own' 'em. Like a goods. I'd feel ashamed rather 4 not being de man my gal wants & try 2 beta myself.

Wen i spend 4 gals i do it witout strings attached. So even if turns out i was taken 4 a 'mugu' i don't feel bad cos it was done witout ulterior motives.
Romance › Re: Why Do You Close Your Eyes While Kissing? by Ifebazz(m): 3:18pm On May 05, 2010
It's a sign of mistrust 4 da eyes 2 be open while kissin.

kieryn:
Why do you close your eyes when you sneeze?
Sneezer, try smiling while 'poopin' a biggggg lump frm ya anus den u'd kw why.
U nor go high sch, u can't defrenciate a reflex action frm intimacy action abi?

@Osama10. Thnks dude. Could in anyway be related 2 Frank?
Romance › Re: He Says He Wanna Kill Me by Ifebazz(op): 1:41pm On May 05, 2010
@All thanks a bunch!

I've let her be but i guess she'd pull all de tricks she can muster 2 get right back @ me.

I'm holdin strong anyway & de only reason she even crosses my mind is cos i'v really not hooked up wit sum1 serious.

But dis guy really needs some shakin up don't u guys tink so? See he jus feels he can lord over his women (well dat's ok by me) but goin de extra mile 2wads my nose!?!
Romance › He Says He Wanna Kill Me by Ifebazz(op): 8:03am On May 05, 2010
Had dis gal dat we dated 4 quite awhile. She's not frm a very coosy bckgrnd but den i guess she was supposed 2 be ok.

Nw dwn de line i got wind she was not being entirely faithful, but i loved her. I'm dis kinda dude dat likes str84wadness. Of course she was not in dat league cos she never was goin 2 admit cheating.

Heard alot frm guys (even then it really didn't bother my feelins 4 her) & read alot frm her body lang. Still luvd her.

It all began wen she started sayin dat guys are overly 9ce 2 her & i was like it's 'quid pro quad'. She comes by moni, den, as in big big moni presents. I told her den dat (i was still sch'ng), i'd fulfill evry desire of hers except excess moni. Mo over she didn't need as much as was entizing her.

Long story short. I gave her de lovin of her life (care, attention, intimacy till she begged 2 stop) but not enof moni i guess.

So wen 1 faithfull morning (5am) a guy using her own num called me up, i was numplused. He told me she's his gal & i shld kw dat cos she's wit him nw, i calmly told him 2 enjoy cos 'we're cool'. Cos i felt i'd failed her & she deserved beta.

I had dis believe dat galz ar not properties we buy but they're jewels, flesh & blood we're 2 cherish & earn dia love. Don't kw hw correct it is nw.

I was broken but trust me, i did not let it wear me dwn. She rallied her frnds 2 beg & being me, i just 1ted her 2 say 'i slept wit him jus 4 dis or dat' u kw. Ofcourse de innoccent devil is 2 blame.

She came wit all de stories bout de guy being 1 jealous freak blah blah blah.

I accepted her back BUT my mind was never ever totally wit her again, even tho i tot i still luvd her.

Tru thick & thin we were tryin 2 see wat'd com frm us but it seemed dis guy was as @ den an ace & playin a big role in her life so i let 'em be. He saw her tru sch (which i was gr8ful 4) made her comfortable. So we split.

Annoyin thng is dis gal always coms 2 me 4 intimacy. She said de poor guy was der jus 4 moni no feelin 4 him it's me she luvs.

Dis idiot will take her fone read her sms/dialed num & call. He called threatenin fire & brimestone. I'm @ home chillin dis dude calls cursin. Really cursin. Nw he beats de gal silly often, makes her do obscene thngs & she cries her head off. She wants off de reltnshp but dude says no & thnks i'm de reason she's breakin up wit him, so he callz often threatenin. He's married, dis guy dat is. Works in a bank. Married while still datin dis gal.

Cos he's so full of himself he called like 2wks ago want we make up cos de gal is a "w hore" as she put it. I was mad. In fact i 1ted 2 make arrangements 2 hv him badly beaten. I'm still mad.

Pls all wat do i do?
Romance › Re: Why Do You Close Your Eyes While Kissing? by Ifebazz(m): 11:07pm On May 04, 2010
Kissing at times can more connecting dan intimacy proper, so apart frm not wantin specs (hair) in ur eyes, u'd def want de memoirs 4 keeps.
Romance › Re: Who Enjoy Kissing The Most? Guys Or Ladies? by Ifebazz(m): 2:29pm On May 04, 2010
kiss kiss kissHmmm, mmmnmua.

kiss kiss kiss, abi na title of song? the guy like kissing eh, but wait a min, if guys like kissing mo, hu do they kiss, goat or lass?

Obviously we like kissing cause of the heavenly effect it has on galz. u kw na, where ever u kiss or what ever ever, there is supplus reaction, so i guess weda or not guys like kissing, it's cos gals love it mo dat guys like it simple.

i love necking, no ojoro. i can kiss long if i find the right eyes to look into, the perfect dentition (not all those jagged edge teeth) lipsrsealed, lovely, yummy looking, stylishly wink wink shaven pkekus grin grin grin.
grin grin cheesy grin grin

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