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Sicilyjoe:
Oga Amdman abeg kindly change the title of this thread, the initial purpose has been grounded.

Thank you

The indicators are broken seemingly.

amdman:
Hot Sale!

2007 Audi Q7

High mileage

384k miles

N2m

Kindly give a quote for 2005 Toyota Avensis and Corolla. Thanks.

amdman:
2008 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS

No faults reported

153k miles

N1.9m

Definitely autocorrect my friend. I don't think he meant harm though. Peace my people.

peeps4u:
What is the threat all about?
You can correct him without the threat. It could have been an autocorrect or oversight.

I take the warning sharp sharp. Auto-correct nor go kill person for this modern world.

Sicilyjoe:
U better edit the name at once, last warning !!!

Amdman please can I get a quote for 2005 Toyota Avensis and same year Corolla? Thanks earnestly awaiting your reply.

If the entire Kogi people are mad, Nigeria as a whole is not that mad, yet.

streetpaddy:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/12/03/2023-kogi-state-lawmakers-endorse-yahaya-bello-for-presidency/

Spot on this time, Reno.

nwekeugochukwu:
Reno Omokri Blasts Northerners Attacking Davido For Not Speaking Up Against #ZambarmariMassacre


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvB2u5Z0yAc

Reno Omokri has taken to his Instagram page to tackle Nigerians from Nothern Nigeria who came online to bash Davido for not speaking against the Zambarmari massacre, IgbereTV reports.

Over 40 farmers were slaughtered by Boko Haram members in Borno state last weekend.

Northerners took to Twitter to bash the singer for not speaking against the attack.

Reacting to the bashing Davido received, Reno Omokri asked the Northerners to leave Davido alone. According to him, the singer isn't their problem.

His post reads:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CIS0Uxxh7dh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Ole is the stupidest, most ill-advised and ill-informed coach there is in Europe. What on earth were De Gea (injured) and Cavani (played at the weekend) doing in that game? Romeru and Henderson were fit, Ighalo too.
Secondly, why in the name of God did Fred come back in the second half? Just why in any daft man's world would he do that when Pogba has already warmed up, van De Beek was there also? Just why is Ole a coach sef if I can see all these flaws? I am not even bothered about the scoreline, just these glaring frivolous decisions that's irking my being.
Stupid coach of Ole.

potbelly:
1-3

Goodnight...

Fùck Ole...

#Oleout...

He will come, he's waiting for his speech to be completed by Presidency first so he can read it on camera to show how sad he is. It took about three weeks to respond to #ENDSARS, might take just one week for this. Please be patient.

Sabadon:
Reps summon who

Why do i find this funny......which buhari? Mtchewwwwww

But you depend on 'urgent 2k' sha....

saaphiere:
THE FUTURE IS FEMALE AND THE FUTURE IS NOW. WE TAKING OVER!!! GONE ARE THOSE DAYS THAT IF A MAN DOESN'T FEED US WE AREN'T EATING.
TODAY WE SAW A MAN TAKING HIS WOMAN'S CREDIT CARD TO GO SHOPPING AND A FEMALE FLYING Qatar Air TO ABUJA.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THESE AND MANY MORE SHOW THAT WE DON'T DEPEND ON MEN TO FEED ANYMORE. THE TABLE HAS TURNED IN OUR OWN FAVOUR.

Spending a whole three weeks in camp there sef is a worry for me.

SmileDance:
she will be redeployed automatically after her 3 weeks in camp, you have nothing to worry about, all the Corp members posted to Adamawa, borno and yobe are given automatic redeployment after their 3 weeks in camp unless she decides not to redeploy.

Don't mind the naïve coach. Ighalo dey there, now Cavani, yet, he keeps playing a weak man as a top striker. Martial is good in his own right, as a right winger, but as a striker, he is about the worst there is. Reason being that, he lacks the qualities of a top striker which are, doggedness, ruggedness, relentless movement and never-say-die attitude. Martial would never have scored those two goal Cavani scored because, he would have been stationary for the first goal and out of position for the second.
I think Martial is one of our best wingers since Ronaldo left. He should remain there, not as a point man.

potbelly:
And that ole will bench Cavani for Martial...

The matador...

Edison cavani...

Hahahahahaha...If na human, the olosho don near retirement.
But nonetheless, maintenance is of more essence than milage. Some cars with less than 50k milage are no longer driving.

ndidibabe:
280,000 mile? Wetin remain??

You will soon be beated too.

enemyofprogress:
I prefer Super eagles of Nigeria being beated than Manchester United being beated in any march

Execellent!
Queens attracts Kings.

Palema007:
So a friend of Mine posted the above question on his status which i responded to affirmatively. He sent a voice note in response arguing that Most ladies don't. At first i argued profusely, maintaining my stance but along the line I got to see things from his Perspective. One question which threw me off balance was "If you are right Dee, why are ladies always in need of URGENT 2k?" Lol.... While trying to find the right answer to that, another came. Why do Ladies hardly celebrate their Men? , then another : Why are most women dependent? Why do they see relationship as a source of livelihood?. After the long chat I asked myself his initial question , Do women ever consider themselves too broke for a relationship?

"Relationship should be between two people with an agreement to do things MUTUALLY." he said. Everything in a relationship should be reciprocated. Financial expenses in relationship shouldn't be on a person. Relationship becomes sweeter when your partner (the lady precisely) can afford to surprise you, relieve you and be there for you"

Honestly, dude is right. Women hardly ever consider their financial capability before agreeing to date. The average Nigerian lady sees relationship as a Charity home, in her mind all she needs is good face, nice body. She believes she should be taken care of, unfortunately this mentality of hers does more harm to her than good.

Every woman wishes to be treated like Queen but do not know How to be a Queen. When the lady vith no value but with the dreams of a queen gets what she deserves, she starts jumping from pole to pole screaming "Men are Scum" little does she know that she gets what she could offer.

Be a Woman of value and you will never be replaced, Queen attracts Kings!...

What do you think of this?

Have you met or surpassed all records you set your eyes on?

javaguru:
na 37 goals be the record? your not yet ready to challenge yourself, even in our local league games our striker scored as much 18 goals in 20 appearances. with that form in just 2 seasons the record is cleared
*modified
am not saying he's Target is poor
but he should set his Target to that of c7(102)
that way he can beat that of yekini with ease, he's quite still young, there will be plenty of time.
*na d gingering*

Thanks a lot, I just changed it and viola! I am good for it. Benefits of scanning before assuming.

weyreypey:
Move the coil around. If the error follows the coil..... Change it!

Good morning folks. I just went for routine scan of my 2006 c280 Benz and the only error that came up was 'voltage from ignition coil 6 is low' something like that. I have noticed that the car has been stuttering of late like fuel is not being sucked well and hence not revving up well. Please could the 'ignition coil' be the issue as the scan returned virtually a clean bill of health and nothing relating to fuel pump or line as I have been suspecting initially?
Please I await your usual precise and prompt feedbacks. Thanks.

Good morning folks. I just went for routine scan of my 2006 c280 Benz and the only error that came up was 'voltage from ignition coil 6 is low' something like that. I have noticed that the car has been stuttering of late like fuel is not being sucked well and hence not revving up well. Please could the 'ignition coil' be the issue as the scan returned virtually a clean bill of health and nothing relating to fuel pump or line as I have been suspecting initially?
Please I await your usual precise and prompt feedbacks. Thanks.

Please who are these Nigerians? I need one for my house but have not been able to procure it since 6+ years now.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=95694795]Read President Buhari's statement on free 1,000,000 PHCN Meters.



https://twitter.com/MBuhari/status/1324065896143400963?s=19[/quote]

A new battery did the trick. I bought a new one and the boy has been A-okay. Thanks guys for the assistance or improved knowledge.

chukel:
fuel pump is beginning to fail

Waoh, really? One mechanic is of the opinion that my battery is weak, so I intend using my other car battery to run it tomorrow to acertain that. If it persists, I will ask them to check/change the fuel pump. Thanks for the suggestion bros.

chukel:
fuel pump is beginning to fail

So, logically, the 10+ women that just one man cheats with are not counted as cheats, right? Because if they're counted, logically, women cheat a whole lot more than men. Simple logic.

nwaezeemmanuel:
Yes! A woman is involved

This doesn't take away the fact that the man cheated though

The voltage from the battery is normal (12+V) and alternator is working (13-14V) from the readings and an electrician confirmed it independently too. What I seem to have noticed is that, it has never failed to start when it is cold, only when hot and the annoying issue is, all the time I was at a workshop, it started so, they couldn't lay hands on the exact problem. The scan came in clean, not a single light on my dashboard nor any serious error message apart from the ones still there (License plate light sensor even though it's working!).

shortgun:
Did you get the Battery/alternator warning light before the problem?
Have an experienced mechanic look at the seat control modules( driver side and passenger side)
Also, the overhead control panel will drain battery if it starts to fail.

No battery warning, only engine warning light came up a few weeks back. Plus there's this light sensor error message, specifically license plate light but all lights are running well to the best of my knowledge.

shortgun:
Did you get the Battery/alternator warning light before the problem?
Have an experienced mechanic look at the seat control modules( driver side and passenger side)
Also, the overhead control panel will drain battery if it starts to fail.

Not at all.

dicksonadams:
Do you have a battery icon displayed on your dashboard?

Good evening fellas, I trust we are all safe whereever we are at the moment.
My car (2006 C280) refused to start today at the filling station this evening after toping up fuel. It has actually done similar thing some months ago when I had to leave it be while I went for the shoping I went to do ab initio. When I called a Kazim and explained to him the situation, he just asked me to use another battery! Behold, that was exactly what I did and it jumped back to life.
Please, what could have drained the battery or could it be that my alternator is failing or the battery is? What other issues could have caused what happened today? Thank you, I hope I get solutions as Saturday is only free day I have to fix it against future occurences.

Good evening fellow Benzers, I trust we are all safe whereever we are at the moment.
My car (2006 C280) refused to start today at the filling station this evening after toping up fuel. It has actually done similar thing some months ago when I had to leave it be while I went for the shoping I went to do ab initio. When I called a Kazim and explained to him the situation, he just asked me to use another battery! Behold, that was exactly what I did and it jumped back to life.
Please, what could have drained the battery or could it be that my alternator is failing or the battery is? What other issues could have caused what happened today? Thank you, I hope I get solutions as Saturday is only free day I have to fix it against future occurences.

Men are cheats, men are cheats, who do they cheat with sef, dogs?

Jemiwizzy:
I don't know why men have this habit of cheating. Why must you cheat when you have a wife?

My big sis left her husband's house today because she caught her husband with another woman in her matrimonial bed.

Sometimes I think being single is the best way. All this cheating here and there is too much, can't believe my sister has to go through all this pain now.

Good evening car gurus, does anyone know much about Ford Flex, in terms of reliability and durability and parts availability in Nigeria? Thanks in anticipation.

They are not 'HUMANS' anymore, just beings.

DaddyRochie1642:
What's wrong with Human Beings??,

Instead to show intention to Help the man First, instead all man just stand dey snap Picture