₦airaland Forum

ifihearam: Have you ever considered the motive of creating jobs for our teeming youths across the country? And yes tolls should be on newly constructed roads but the idea of job creation is a welcomed development.

Finally you are a punk becos nairaland is the only place I can engage ina conversation with you so thank seun again .

Job creation my nyash! because building tolls is the only strategy left alive in Nigeria to create Jobs? And in response to your last paragraph, who the hell do you think you are? getting employed by the present gvt while being paid peanuts 4d sole purpose of typing&posting comments everyday of ur life on Nairaland is not a profession I admire & not an ideal someone I did like to engage in a conversation with! so, no thanks to Seun. Go get a real life punk!

dedeike: I support the re introduction of tolls on our federal highways. It is the norm globally. But such tollgates must be done under concession arrangements.
If the roads are concessioned, then we are guaranteed that the concessionaires will fix the roads and maintain it accordingly. Then motorists can have real value for their tolls.
What I abhor is a situation whereby govt will erect tolls on bad roads. It will amount to exploitation of the highest order. But I'm sure this govt won't behave that way.

Why are we not surprised? you support any Poo from ur clueless paymasters.

ifihearam: Your father and buhari are fools
Your father,you and buhari are cursed although the curse is taking effect already. Idiot.
When fashola introduced the toll for those in lekki and ajah,are the residents dead now??v
Common it is a room to create employment to idle and jobless youths like you.

Yeah, we know you have a job as long as Seun keeps paying the bills for Nairaland to stay online. My advice, Always put Seun in ur prayers cos witout him, u will equally be jobless. U mentioned the lekki-Ajah express way; dt ws newly constructed! the tolls in question were existent and all of a sudden, a PDP led Gvt invested so much money in2 pulling them down and now a PDP led Gvt again is telling us that they are going to reconstruct them. This is just a waste of resources from a plan-less Government if u ask me.

and all these have been coming from a PDP led Government. Doesn't it ring a bell folks? that these people are clueless? Just asking.

I Like this question by the OP; I think Nigerians are beginning to open their eyes so that these politicians wldn't kp doing "the more u luk, d less u understand". Pls ask these intelligent questions the next time u r abt to vote. meanwhile, I think "username: Ournaija " gave us a valuable insight though not 100%.

Jakumo: The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi.

Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui, curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course, ad-infinitum.


As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet, or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on, allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos liberabit.

Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi !

guy u try, but dont be infected

Sun of god: Madam Patience being taught how to use a mobile phone?

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Abeg no blame DrumDame Patience Jonathan, u knw say she dull well well..

I sure say this mark guy get iD for this nairaland. keep it up guys, the 40 laptop guys are really delivering our message to their paymasters.

ultimatetboy: A
man had only one
daughter.
When
the daughter was
of marriage age,
the father sent
news around town
that all d eligible young men
should come to compete
in a test which
would determine who was fit to
marry his daughter. On dat set
day,
all d able-bodied young men
came
out. Some came with paper and
biro and others with cutlasses
and
swords.
The rich man took them to his
swimming pool
and addressed the men: â
€œAny
of
you
who can swim from one end of
this swimming pool to the other
would marry my daughter. In
addition, I‘ll give him 15
million
dollars, a car and a house so
they
can start life well. I shall b
waiting
to meet my son-in-law at d other
side. Good luck!�
As d young men, all very excited
at
the prospect of winning, started
taking off their shirts, a
helicopter
came over the pool
and dropped
snakes and crocodiles into the
pool. Immediately, all d men
turned
back and started wearing their
shirts again.Disappointed, some
of
them said,
''Thats crazy,.lets who can marry
that girl ,no one will'.
All of a sudden,
they heard a splash in the pool.
Everybody watched in
amazement
as one gentleman struggled his
way
across, avoiding the snakes and
crocodiles. Finally, he made it to
the
other side. The rich
man could not believe it. He
asked
d young man to name anything
he
wanted but the
man was still panting
uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made
a
request saying, ''SHOW ME THE
PERSON WHO
PUSHED ME INSIDE THIS POOL!''
Moral: You don’t know what
you
are
capable of doing, until you are
PUSHED!!. You can still make the
most
out of the rest of the YEAR.
Sometimes it takes going
through
the
bad moments to bring out d
BEST
in us. Trials are raw materials for
Triumphant Testimonies... The
push might take different
dimensions:
some people needed to be
sacked
before realizing their
potentials and reaching their
goals
in life.
I PRAY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
WILL
PUSH U INTO A GREATER HEIGHT
TODAY..
Pls help me
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Ok, even though ur post is off topic, me like the story sha. its inspiring

jmaine: You can worship the cannibal for all i care . .but it will be silly of you to scream your lungs out simply because that ediot got trashed and humiliated at the polls . . .

Disgusting irritant's like your filthy self need not be told that your screams are just a mere waste of time since it amounts to nothing . . .

No amount of bombs can give him or any of his cannibalistic allies power . . .

You can all die while trying to hate GEJ . .cos no one gives a shyte about you or your disgusting ilks on this thread . . . .

As u might want to know, as at this time in 2010 & earlier 2011, I was an ardent supporter of GEJ, I campaigned tirelessly On NL for him. In fact, if their was a 40 laptop squad then, one wld hv suspected that I was part of it. I voted him jst like so many other people on this platform, but wot happened when the man got into office, he turned in2 something we did not know, slow & clumsy bt determined 2mk life miserable for Nigerians. Like the say, you can mistake a fool to be wise when he keeps silent & dts wot happened, even though the guy was dodging debates, we still understood him thinking he was humble bt not knwing that he is a man destined to inflict pain on the masses. my loyalty lies no where but with the masses & anyone who chooses to inflict pain on them is declared an enemy 2d masses & we r going to vote him out jst as we voted him in.

jmaine: LOL . . . . At the gathering of the extremely disgusting and irritating Buhari worshippers . . . .

Your irritating rants on nairaland is a waste cos it's yield's no result . . .

.

I better be a worshiper than an A$$Poo Licker. Disgusting.

Pataki: Are you minding that doofus?! I just ignore it and skip to the next post.

Waste of ej.aculation and education.

Jonathan was voted for, the people even knew he was a member of the party they all love to hate (PDP). The general opinion back then was that: we are voting for a person and not a party. Same Nigerians believed in Farouk to be above all forms of corruption, but today it is clear to all, anything PDP is corruption and destruction.

True talk!

D-Explorer:
Oh nah, I was wrong about you. Anyways, when your boss types, you do the proof-reading job. You get that nerd?

If that's the case then why does your boss keep making a lot of mistakes? which means he employed a bunch of good-for-nothing scumbags in which at the moment is u.

jmaine: On nairaland . . . .Even Satan will acquire saintly status provided he is antagonistic to GEJ

Facrook messed up . .they forgot he was a member of the party they love to hate (PDP), but defended him vigorously

The NASS suddenly become the voice of the people when they engage in some arm twisting contest with the executive . .

The terrible BH sect become their hero provided they are able to successfully carry out their bombing campaigns to the displeasure of the currrent FG

Their rabid & unnecessary extreme anti GEJ stance is not only alarming, but[b] extremely disgusting and irritating[/b] . . .

In summary, Shatap! cos u r not making sense.

D-Explorer:
I like your comportment, it could geared healthy discussion. Keep it on dude.

were u the one talking about English Language today? Mehn, ur English is catastrophic, e fit cause accident; kai! how u manage graduate? abi u graduate sef. Hope say no be ex-militants this GEJ guy carry full for his laptop squad? but Beaf dey try even though him empty too.

ultimate sam: his lecture make a little sense,he didn't mention Adamu Ciroma, y?

im dey fear they guy ugly face.

ifihearam: I have always suspected you to be sensless but had no proof but today and your above post I can confidently say you are a slowpoke and a dunce. Let me educate your ignorance sir,why we all clamour for buhari to publicly condemn boko haram is that he is the most I repeat BUHARI is the MOST respected and influential leader in the whole northern region as at today(I stand to be corrected)I am basing my hypothesis with the fact that he is the most widely accepted person even more than your kings and religious leaders,it will shock you to know that at a point one of your kings palaces was burnt down,this is a king that you muslims and northerners adore and worship.
On several occasions most northern leaders have been faced with stone throwing but not one of these incidents has reached buhari which means they love and respect him. If this same man publicly condemns this devillish act I swear 80% of boko haram who look up to him or got recruited by him will shun the violence act.
Please where did oga presido tell you that IBB is his father.

Then ur master should come out openly and humbly as regards the bolded statement to solicit his support rather than pointing accusing fingers. How do u think Buhari will help him with the sponsored/paid edwin clark comments. Ur guy no even sabi how to play politics. Must we teach him everything? abi na we teach am how to climb on top Patience?

ifihearam: Paying edwin clarkhow dare you degrade his excellency in dat manner, besides he is not pointing accusing fingers we are still gathering fruitful intelligence report and as soon it is concrete he shall spring into action and you will be the first to say its a machinery of political witch hunt. I shall remind you.

If you guys like, you can gather oranges but until ur excellency stands up to his responsibility, he will be degraded.

ifihearam: My broda pls tell me a state the president has visited without paying a courtesy visit to the monarch unless una king nor get level

That is not the point, the point is that Jonathan went to see the Oba of Benin with the sole intention of winning the monarch to his side & probably with Ghana-must-go bags in the boot but unluckily for him and luckily for us, the monarch was neither interested in him nor his ghana-must-go. its shameful for your president or don't u think so?

ifihearam: He has not come up with any concrete ones,we beseech buhari and IBB to please play the role of an elder stateman so we can wipe boko out completely. Thank you

Please you guys should stop looking for excuses here and there for non-performance. Let the man that has the onus use his power to fight Boko haram & stop pointing accusing fingers without facts or paying Edwin clark to spk on his behalf. is he afraid to even say one word of his own

ifihearam: Ohh my God
Have you ever seen a president visiting a state without paying homage to the king That was exactly what he did by registering his respect as a learned and humble president to the mornarch.

When did that become a yardstick or responsibility of every President? like u hv all their itinerary. cover ups here & there, abeg we knw y he went so dnt even try to cook up one thing.

D-Explorer:
LOL. We have fun doing what we do. Supporting GEJ is the real deal bro. Come on board and escape this long-time severe living. Besides dude, you know the winning team, don't you? GEJ till 2019, sing along.

Well, even the devil tempted Jesus with riches but Jesus knew which side he was on. Bros, u can't tempt me, I have chosen the side of truth & not deceit.
@ d bolded, dt reminds me of the devil telling Jesus to bow to him & enjoy the riches of this world. My guy, I just hope u hv not sold ur soul to d devil?

truth4meal: Abeg wait will condemnation do? Leave dis rubbish talk abeg and tell jonah to arrest Buhari and IBB if truly they ve a case to answer. I am sick of all these insinuations and accusations, Jonah was nt elected so pple can condemn on his behalf he is thr to condenm and act. Sebi he enjoyed an overwhelming vote in d North like d vote claim den he shld be a resonating voice of condemnatn nt Buhari who he edged out unless GEJ's popularity is in figures and not in reality. I love Buhari and I beg jonah no pls help clean d name of dis man or otherwise by arresting him if truly he is found waiting. I am sick of dis govt, act my president act.If GEJ arrest Buhari and he is confirmed to be a sponsor he will win some of us who are Buhari's disciple over bt not just politics of slander that is obtainable now will make me leave the general.some of u say Buhari shld do like Jonah who went to the creek, I laff in Hebrew; Jonah was the vice president then. The last I chkd the general is a fmr head of state.if anybody shld do dat it shld be sambo who on paper rep the North.least I forget happy birthday Oga sambo am sure NOI wuld ve released money for ur party even dou she culd nt release money for projects that will benefit we the masses.if u chk the figures released so far u will c hw much jonah govt released to tackle BH and hw much released to d militants in Niger Delta. Sai Buhari

I thought I read an article sometime linking one of those BH boys as a former campaign leader to sambo just as Beaf is to Gej. what happened to that story? If Gej is sure that buhari is guilty, then no need to pay Edwin clark to come & spew rubbish. They guy likes paying sha, dts why d likes of Beaf, Bingonaire, D-explorer & co can still feed their families.

ifihearam: What happened in edo state was the handiwork of GEJ,it seems you people still don't understand even osho baba went and paid "thank you"visit because of the support he offered technically to him during the election,don't get it twisted if GEJ were interested in edo state,he would have gootten it by all means. He only went there to campaign as a solidarity to the party and not the pdp candidate.

No, he was not interested and he went himself to see the Oba of Benin. so, by ur so-called "handiwork", he now helps other parties gain victory over his party? Did u read ur post after u typed it? this work must be getting pretty difficult for u guys.

ifihearam: I had wanted to insult you but I remembered my creed for today! So am gonna be very punchy with you. GEJ went to the creek because he does not want further bloodshed for his people and most importantly the people were bold enough to expose themselves before the government and made their demands,in other words they had FACE but boko haram r faceless and we need the help of buhari and IBB to give us the names of their recruits so we can either kill them or grant them amnesty.

Shatap dia! when he said he knows them, was he on top of that DrumPatience or was he high on ogogoro?

D-Explorer:
You dare come on board to know dude.

Have they given you money to come and buy over Nairalanders for your clumsy master? sorry, we are not a$$ lickers.we r wiser than u. tnx

ifihearam: Who is "WE"in this context?
GEJ is leaving aso rock hale and hearty with his family both nuclear and extended come 2019.
But I am very sure of one person that can NEVER occupy that position from generation to generation and this is the BUHARIS why becos they are VAMPIRES,TERRORISTs,WIZZARDS and FOOLS.

Dreamer, keep on dreaming, I hope you were alive during the last election in Edo?

D-Explorer:
Yeah and i still earn your 12months salary in one day. Bow to your boss, nerd!

Mumu! wait till we kick out ur master and see if u wouldn't rot in jail. a$$ licking thieves.

I just think that the reason why Jonathan is so inept and heavy-handed is because he too is neck deep in corruption! He has Skeletons, so many skeletons and thats why he chooses not to act. Tell me wot u can say about a president who chooses not to declare his assets and even advises others not to.

Who cares!?

Billyonaire: What a decayed way of life you live. Seriously I do not understand a word of what you tried to pass across here. Please summarize it without those insults. You are a very unhappy person and it shows in your emotional out pour. When next you want to respond to my post, please respond in English.

We have seen you o! happy person, happy licking a$$es, thats ur definition of happy abi?

D-Explorer:
You won't last on a marathon. Just a friendly warning dude!

Considering that you work on Nairaland full time, I think you might be right.