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Eeeeeeyah c wetin oyinbo kill wey dem dey apy, i don kill d 1 wey reach x3 of dis 1 nau. Just dat fone neva reach 9ja den. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Dat 1 na small issssshhh jawe

dannyfillz: Drop your utme score nd course for advice

is d putme form out? And are we gna write dsame subject we did in jamb and lastly is it cbt or written?

Emylexray: If there's one school i would advise anybody not to chose, it's Uniuyo. Pardon my comment! Tribalism is the bane of that school. I'm from akwa ibom. So quash every thought of me being delibrately biase. I know what i'm saying. Politics reign supreme in uniuyo. Well, i wish all the uniuyo aspirants success!

ar u encouraging we aspirant or wah? Stop this pls

Can i get more info on mass comm pls and is d putme form out, if yes when is d closing date?.

Is dia mass comm in oye?

Tolexander: very obvious this is a chelsea fan!
What is Luiz?

he is a defensive striker dat puts on jersey num. Pour 4 chelseafc.

joseph1013: Assignment: Go check out the list of Bayern's central backs.

NOTED!

According to the dictionary meaning, Maturity is the quality of thinking and behaving in a sensible, adult manner: which to me i'll like to add that maturity is the ability to stand up for any responsibility anywhere u found yourself. I'll like to here 4rm d great Nairalanders ur best way of defining 'Maturity'.

My Rainbow

When wil d putme form b available pls need a quick reply@mikery41

chiwuike20: I strongly believe dat those jobless men dat carried out d protest r teachers, candidates and parent dat gave expo, participate and sponsor malpractices. I glad Jamb was successful enough in curbing malpractice in dis yrs exam. Gbosa to dibu

DINDINRIN AGBA

joseph1013: This team is an advantage to the opponents. If we face this team, there is a 50-50 chance of winning.

I feel for Ramires sha.

Come, where is that Alex of PSG? He should be in this team na.

Luiz better forget about first team. Dante and Thiago are monsters. He will do well to cheer them on the bench.

But seriously, I want us to play this team.

i'l also like d super eagles of Nigeria to play dz team but i think Luiz is beta than Dante.

Chanchit: I love this squard die, @least if we get to meet them our bois won't have to fear any big name. I just hope Ronaldinho carry injury before that time, cos I still fear that guy.

i stil consider Oscar as a more dangerous player.

Manchester United defender Rafael and Chelsea midfielder Ramires are the surprise omissions from Brazil's Confederations Cup squad.
As well as the Premier League pair, superstar names Kaka and Ronaldinho also miss out, though the form of both means their particular snubs are unsurprising.
Coach Luiz Felipe Scolari also overlooked Alexandre Pato ,
Snub: Premier League pair Rafael and Ramires have both been left out of Brazil's Confederations Cup squad
Eng of a legend: Kaka and Ronaldinho have also been left out of the squad for June's tournament
FULL BRAZIL SQUAD
Goalkeepers : Julio Cesar (Queens Park Rangers), Diego Cavalieri (Fluminense), Jefferson (Botafogo).
Defenders : Daniel Alves (Barcelona), Jean (Fluminense), Filipe Luis (Atletico de Madrid), Marcelo (Real Madrid), David Luiz (Chelsea), Rever (Atletico Mineiro),Dante (Bayern Munich), Thiago Silva (Paris Saint-Germain).
Midfielders : Paulinho (Corinthians), Fernando (Gremio),Luiz Gustavo (Bayern Munich), Hernanes (Lazio), Oscar (Chelsea),Lucas (Paris Saint-Germain), Jadson (Sao Paulo).
Forwards : Neymar (Santos), Fred(Fluminense), Hulk (Zenit), Leandro Damiao (Internacional), Bernard (Atletico Mineiro).
'We could lose out in terms of experience but we will make up for that with the enthusiasm which the young players bring,' the boss said.
The team does include Santos' Neymar, Ramires' team-mate Oscar, Real Madrid's Marcelo and PSG duo Lucas and Thiago Silva.
Scolari had said he would likely choose between Ronaldinho and Kaka for the tournament, which starts on June 15, and the former apparently was set to secure his place after playing well recently and receiving widespread praise from fans, local media and the boss himself.
And while Kaka was struggling to get a chance to play with Real Madrid, Ronaldinho was making the most of his matches with Atletico Mineiro in Brazil.
The former Barcelona man's remarkable performance in a highprofile Copa Libertadores match last week, helping his team rout Sao Paulo 4-1 and advance to the quarterfinals, only heightened expectation he would be included.
Brazil will play only two matches before the Confederations Cup, against England on June 2 at the new Maracana and against Francein the southern city of Porto Alegre on June 9.
The national team is coming off a disappointing 2-2 draw with Chileat Mineirao Stadium last month, when Ronaldinho and the rest of the team left the pitch under loud boos by nearly 50,000 home fans.
Scolari has called up 44 players forfive matches since retaking Brazil's reins in December. He had a difficult start, losing to England 2-1, drawing Italy 2-2 and Russia 1-1 before beating Bolivia 4-0 for his first win. Whats ur take on this@faithful Nairalanders? Can the newly crowned African Champion stand this squad??

bigtt76: Hmmm hooe they don't near the stadium during Nigeria/Kenya match o!

Na dat 1 go tough pass o.

Care to put this in d Fp.@semid4lyfe

La Liga Team of the Season: Messi, Ronaldo & Falcao make up all-star frontline
Goal runs through the finest footballers in the Spanish top flight in 2012-13 andpicks out the top 11 players over the course of the campaign
May 14, 2013 9:00:00 AM
ronaldo and messi Barcelona were crowned champions of La Liga at the weekend as Real Madrid could only draw at Espanyol, while Atletico lost at home to the Catalanclub on Sunday but have already confirmed Champions League football for next season.
Below them, Real Sociedad, Valencia and Malaga fight for the final Champions League berth, while a number of teams scrap to avoid the drop at the foot of the table. So as the action draws to a conclusion, we reveal Goal 's La Liga Team of the Season.
GOALKEEPER
WILLY CABALLERO
MALAGA
APP: 34 CLEAN SHEETS: 13
TOTW APPS: 7
Malaga's side is built on strong foundations and goalkeeper WillyCaballero is the last line of defence. The former Elche shot-stopper has been in fine form this season, putting in a number of match-winning performances in La Liga, including13 clean sheets for Manuel Pellegrini's side.
DEFENCE
INIGO MARTINEZ
SERGIO RAMOS
PIQUE
REAL SOCIEDAD.REAL MADRID
BARCELONA
APP: 30 GOALS: 4
APP: 26 GOALS: 4
APP: 25 GOALS: 2
TOTW APPS: 5 TOTW APPS: 6
TOTW APPS: 5
Inigo Martinez is blossoming into an accomplished central defender and has been a big part of Real Sociedad's success in 2012-13, providing solidity at the back and also chipping in with important goals, as in the 4-2 win at home toMalaga recently.
Meanwhile, Sergio Ramos has impressed in defence for Real Madrid. The club's vice-captain hasassumed an important leadership role in the absence of benched skipper Iker Casillas and also contributed several goals, notably the winner in Madrid's 2-1 Clasico win over Barcelona in March.
Champions Barcelona have had their problems at the back this term, but they can usually rely on Gerard Pique . The Spain star has been below his best, but has had to line up alongside numerous different defensive partners in 2012-13 and has helped the Catalans remain solid in La Liga.APP: 34 GOALS:8
APP: 29 GOALS: 10
APP: 28 GOALS: 2
APP: 31GOALS: 3
TOTW APPS: 6
TOTW APPS: 7 TOTW APPS: 10 TOTW APPS: 5
Isco stepped up for Malaga following the summer sale of SantiCazorla to Arsenal and is now the undisputed leader of this team on the pitch. The youngster's eight goals have helped the Andalusiansstay in the race for a European place, even though a Champions League return now seems unlikelyin 2013-14 - especially as the teamnow face a European ban for financial irregularities last year. Should he be on the market, Isco will be a man in demand.
Few players have been better this term than Andres Iniesta . The mild-mannered midfielder has enjoyed perhaps his finest season in La Liga, racking up an incredible15 assists, including three in the 4-0 win at Levante back in November. Iniesta, Spain's best player at Euro 2012, carried that form into the Primera Division campaign and has proved even more important than Xavi in 2012-13.
Iniesta's Barcelona team-mate Cesc Fabregas has come under fire lately following his disappointing display against Bayern Munich in the Champions League semi-final second leg at the beginning of this month, but the former Arsenal captain has shone in La Liga, scoring 10 goals and assisting 11 more in the club's title-winning campaign, his first since returning to Camp Nou in 2011.
The midfield is completed by Koke , who has been in fine form for Atletico Madrid, scoring three times and setting up eight more ina very successful season for Diego Simeone's side, who have already secured Champions League football for 2013-14.BARCELONA ATLETICO MADRID
REAL MADRID
APP: 32 GOALS: 46 APP: 32 GOALS: 27 APP: 34 GOALS: 34
TOTW APPS: 23 TOTW APPS: 12 TOTW APPS: 17 Cristiano Ronaldo has had his troubles in 2012-13. The Portuguese forward complained of'sadness' earlier this term and also missed out on the Ballon d'Or in January, but he has been at his brilliant best since then and has hit34 goals in as many games in La Liga this season. He has also contributed 10 assists in La Liga.
Meanwhile, Lionel Messi has been ever more prolific. The Argentine was unable to convert on Sunday as he picked up another injury, ending a run of 21 league games in which he had struck at least onegoal and usually more. Overall, he has hit 46 in 32 Primera Division fixtures and assisted 12 others.
Atletico Madrid's Radamel Falcao completes the line-up. The Colombian has been key to his side's success in the current campaign, contributing 33 goals inall competitions this term for the capital club, including 27 in 32 Liga appearances.

Chelsea captain defender John Terry,Playmaker Eden Hazard and holding midfielder John Mikel Obi are part of a 25-man travelling party to take on Benfica in the Europa League final in Amsterdam on Wednesday.
Both Terry (ankle) and Hazard (hamstring) were withdrawn due to injury during the 2-1 victory over Aston Villa on Saturday but joined the squad that will train at the Amsterdam Arena on Tuesdayevening.
Terry missed last season's Champions League final win in Munich through suspension and his injury means he faces further continental disappointment.
David Luiz, Gary Cahill and Branislav Ivanovic have all been preferred to the 32-year-old Terry in central defence in most of Chelsea's big games by interim manager Rafael Benitez.
Mikel has missed the last four matches with a hip problem while left sided player Ryan Bertrand is also included on the trip despite a recent knee injury.
Frank Lampard is included in the squad, in all likelihood as skipper, after becoming the club's record goalscorer by netting twice in the win at Villa.
Lampard could be deployed in a deep midfield role alongside Luiz, with Ramires pushed further forward alongside Juan Mata and Oscar.
Oriol Romeu, who has not featured since rupturing his anterior cruciate ligament in December, also flew out with the Blues, along with Nathan Ake who did not play in Monday night's FA Youth Cup final second leg.
Senegal forward Demba Ba is cup-tied having played earlier in the competition for Newcastle so Fernando Torres should start again up front.What do u think about tommorow's Final? In the absence of Hazard Eden.

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Why una like to dey disgrace ibd nau? And @op wetin be 'for mor news and trending stufz in ibadan? I no like am o

Melancholy: This means that lagos state truely the central excellence where intellects and hardwork is recognised in public position.So you OGA that think favouritizm is the only way to that position u eyeing, remember when u get there lagosians will test u.

wetin dis 1 dey talk nau? Agbalagba to nsø katakata lenu.

buklan4real@yah:
Before nko, where u want make him resume tele? he blongs to does states

does states??GBAGAUN!!! must u comment? If dia's nufin in ur upstairs,OLODO{APE}.

pro01: Very good news.
Oyo State would suit him nicely.

you are a p{f}oo{l},I mean compound 1<OAF>

sexymoma: That Where fit him... atleast if he commits an error in Contructing simple English they wont understand or they would manage it

what do you mean?No abuse Oyo state o

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.I dey suspect am since, L**bo finz...

I can not categorically gv u d definition of development and my oga at d top says development iz d situation of nigeria unda jonathan...Dats all.

Da Mayor: Dear Op, your assessment is slightly skewed. It is obvious you have not considered some social characteristics of human nature; emotions and the concept of love. Your assessment is a straight jacket scientific suit that doesn't fit into most of human society where emotions and other things play a part. Much as you may disagree, love which is a strong emotion, constrains you to make sacrifices. Therefore what you may considers as abuse is seen as sacrifice by another.
It is no news that most women in love are more emotional and more likely to make these type of sacrifices. Now i in no way condone any form of abuse, but fear is an integral part of love and respect in any society. This is visible in the family, school, military, society and even religion.
So Op, good as your post is (and i strongly encourage people to ask themselves your questions), it is not applicable in all cases that where one or more of these arise, an outright case of abuse exists.
Cheers :-)

Ciaman, u no kum geh any like eeyah

Da Mayor: Dear Op, your assessment is slightly skewed. It is obvious you have not considered some social characteristics of human nature; emotions and the concept of love. Your assessment is a straight jacket scientific suit that doesn't fit into most of human society where emotions and other things play a part. Much as you may disagree, love which is a strong emotion, constrains you to make sacrifices. Therefore what you may considers as abuse is seen as sacrifice by another.
It is no news that most women in love are more emotional and more likely to make these type of sacrifices. Now i in no way condone any form of abuse, but fear is an integral part of love and respect in any society. This is visible in the family, school, military, society and even religion.
So Op, good as your post is (and i strongly encourage people to ask themselves your questions), it is not applicable in all cases that where one or more of these arise, an outright case of abuse exists.
Cheers :-)

Ciaman, u no kum geh any like eeyah