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kulyie: gbaaagauuunnn . there is nothing like 'a plate of beer',it's 'a bottle of beer'.Drinks are kept/stored inside bottles,not in a plate. 8-)

dont u undastand wen sum1 z joking? U lukin bookish

Must she put on ironed rhargz?

shegsrules: As student if ur stayin offcampus or on campus wit nough guys armd by 10k condom n b selling at 70 naira per 1 or 50 nairai u go hammer in less dan 2 weeks especially dis raining season since conji go plenty

different pple wif diff mentality, diff. Pple lyk diff. Clothes in Awolowo hall. U fit dey sell garri wif kuli wey get pepper wella

kingingkinging: They look happy.

I like them both.

The lady looks like a wifey material-cool, homely and beautiful

Wizzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!!

wifey material by mere looking@ her. Can't u c she's 1 of those indomie generation kids?

197-Mass.comm. Wat re d requirements?

I think there should be a way of helping candidates dat scored below 200 in the last jamb, and wish to go to a university.Nairalanders should be of help to this people by giving info on universities that can give admission to candidates below 200, like 180 cut-off mark, And courses that can be studied in those institutions, so as for them to knw d skool to choose in their change of course or institution form. Remember Ur info can make sum1 an asset.. Thanks as u support.

@op Azeez, i am d 1 dat called few mins ago{IFE},i need info on Mass-comm, d cut off mark 4 d course if dia's anytin like merit list. And d requirements,cøs i dnt write Math in jamb and hope dat does nt afect my admision and dia z dz rumour i heard dat dia wil'nt be admisn 4 jamb students as they'll only favour Pre-Nd students, i dnt knw ao true dat is anyway. And d tym 4 dia Post-Jamb.I'll like to be replied as soon as u can.Thanks 4 ur info.

RaphaelCollinsidemudia@ya:
U can still upgrade your jamb score to
200 and above and release of witheld results. Call excellent Tech. 08061667433

dem dey cut ur hand na stil dey wear ring, Ur name shud be coruption Rapheal...rapheal kø lauren ni....mtchew.

daporski: Anyone interacting with the average JAMB candidate will wonder how they hope to pass Use of English! As a matter of fact, reading the posts made on Nairaland by Jambites on exam day, I felt sad about the level of education in Nigeria. I just knew that if the standard of questions that we answered when writing Jamb years ago remain the same then there is no hope for a vast majoirity of students writing the exams even if they are allowed to use slate and chalk talk less of computers!

I beg make una free the JAMB Registrar joor!

Uncle Dapø, i dnt xpect dat 4rm u o. Anyway we don c u. UNCLE DAPØ

Jonnysteve: Absolute crap,dey should better find some more important n urgent things that needs their attention like killin @ nasarawa,we all knew y student failed,laziness on d part of student,corruption,n fraud stars so let them leave JAMB alone n go find some thing else do

ur name looks like u gna say sumthin reasonable.U are an 'Oaf' in quote.

Harjibode: And all dis idiots saying students dnt read anylonger,i see why u graduate with a 3rd class,who no knw no go knw,To say education in nigeria as nose dived to is lowest ebb is but to say the obvious,JAMB punish student for their own failure,when u say candidate cheat,how d hell will the question of aN EDUCATIONAL BODY LIKE JAMB LEAK......stop all dis jare i had 38 in chemistry,it's nt possible,i mean even if i dnt read 4 years.....#vexed

i wonder, as big as Jamb z, they cant afford tight security 4 dia questions,dats rubbish... Imagine baba dey score 38 in chemistry wey im sabi pass. Baba no vex. UI Dey collect anybody.no be uni of ibadan o.Na uni of Ile{house}.

Bawss1: You will do well for yourself by accepting the advice to study and improve yourself not whining here on NL in your poorly worded English.

Look at Mr Dictionary, highland of knowledge,Encyclopeadia. Atleast he's bn able to pass msg acros to us. Stop attackin one's personality. U not d only 1 that read d comment and has d write to type or comment.

acidtalk: If this so called House of Representative members have nothing to do, can they just close that chambers, give the keys to Tambuwwal to continue globe trotting with rotimi Ameachi in his private jet. This whole thing is making a mockery of this country.

Is it the Head of Jamb the House of Representative are meant to summon on the Dullards who have nothing in their heads and their parents who no longer scold them to go and read..

U mean all d students dat failed had nufin upstairs and none of them prepared 4 d jamb.Dont be an oaf.

Abegi no blame oga sheun, he don knw say muslims no go tolerate it and xtianz tolerate tinz alot. Peacefull Rel.

Wetin mourinho wan kum do 4 chelsea again? Make i retire myself jawe. I hate disgrace

Rexsul: She is by far richer than me and she is requesting for a gift 4rm me. What do u think I can gv her that she will appreciate ?

Buy her My Oga at the top T-shirt like 1 dozen

Then,where is all d money we used to hear on Radio and Tv And why all dis rubbish in Ibadan. Go meet Ojukwu nau

A better way of controling overpopulation. More Power to ur elbow!!!

Oau 4 be lyk oda skul and Ire Poly 4 b like any oda institution. I rep Oau Headquarter{AWO}

[quote author= anyway back to the topic school without exams could have been a life of bliss.just watching t.v,hanging out with friends,endless parties and shows,eating lots of suya and visiting forks and fingers [/quote]I c u.... New Market and Banwi and atendin all shows in Amphi....

Igboboy59: i dont no too for my side here in osun thier result is very poor .can u imagine candidate scoring 40

dat shud be in 1 subject o

If i hear!Lesbianism or wah?? I dnt think She's dat bad. I Dnt trust her tho.

A freekick 4 qpr in a dangerous position. Looks like a pk.

Qpr gaining momemtum, looks like qpr z gna equalize.

What a boring match and besides, y did it took u{mods} much time to put this on d fp?

QPR 0-1 ARSENAL. First half Live. It took Walcot 21s to score and give the visitors the lead in the game. Though its kind of a boring match...

How e go take inspire me? He go add to my GP? And where z Oau in dat list

9ce 1

Up Gunnerz! We loosing 2day... Up QPR

sam4xadams: Lol are this the sign of end time. How can a parent name a child weird name

why do u pple lyk attachin finz to d end time?Stop scaring pple jooor!

Where is Bance in dat list 2nd 2 com..

HNM TO ALL NAIRALANDERS.