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damiloladuke:
Lolzzzz
Check here sir :
http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/02/reason-why-johnny-drille-signed-by-don.html

Thanks for sharing!!! anoda Johnny Drille song added to the playlist and he didn't disappoint!!!!

seriously this guy does good music,something you can actually listen to and play for both young and old!!!....have followed his progress from 2015 when I saw a link on twitter...from "no worry" to "love don't lie" to "awww(cover)" to "hello(cover)" to "wait for me" to "my beautiful love" and other songs where he was featured.....currently downloading "dear future wife'....the guy also produces his songs too.....good music all the way for interested ears!!! really happy for the bro!!!
you like ASA, you like Dare Art Alade, you like Timi Dakolo, Bez, Cobhams,some MI, Vector e.t.c..,you gon love ds guy's songs!!!
#GoodMusicIsGoodChikina

Ahmadgani:
Hypocrisy is when you are as silent as a grave yard when your father's co-workers get sacked on daily basis but suddenly decide to be as noisy as nigerian train when your father gets the axe


All those great men you mentioned were never silent. They treat every government equaly by criticising them non stop.

Yeah I get it,totally get it!!! The issue i'm tryna look at is our perfect ways of shifting goal posts during the match....the post ain't about Tuface,he has his flaws just like we all do...but that he has his flaws shouldn't mean he can't air his views or that we can't freely say our minds even when we might have faltered before.

What is hypocrisy??

If you've been active online you must have seen something about the "online-famous" 6th February #IStandWithNigeria, #IStandWith2face, #NigeriaFirst protest which is organized by EiE and fortunately or unfortunately was supposed to be led by our dear brother, the legendary Tuface Idibia(even though according to his IG post,he doesn't want to go ahead with the protest because of 'security' reasons,but I still hear the protest will hold...but this is not just about Tuface so....). The protest according to Tuface and the organizers is a call for good governance, in his words "this is not about APC/PDP or religion, it is about Nigerians because we all bleed red". The protest has been received as a welcome development in some quarters while it has been bashed and insults rained especially on the front-man,Tuface...and the personality attack is what I don't understand especially with the 'valid' points raised by opposers of the protest.
A professor actually brought up the case of Tuface being promiscuous with 1wife,2concubines(or rather baby mamas) and 7-children as a reason why he shouldn't or rather not qualified to lead such a protest, ok??!! Many young people are writing stuff about the Tuface-David Mark connection where his constituency people have not benefitted anything since the politician's stay in power and Tuface's legendary silence while others are citing the Tuface-Akpabio connection(omo ds guy get conné o) talking about the fact that the past gov. and serving senator lavished state funds during the young man's wedding and reception in Dubai which was so celebrated by Nigerian youths and bloggers alike. There are many other reasons why this youngman has been disqualified from leading a peaceful protest about the hardship faced by Nigerians.
Firstly I'll ask, when did the marital/family matters of a citizen become a yardstick for expressing ones view about a matter in Nigeria?? A prof. talking about Tuface's family life which I think he's handling well though and which is not even near King Solomon's status who is still quoted till this day because of his wisdom...sorry that was going too far....another legend, Fela Anikulapo Kuti(with all due respect)afrobeat king and musical legend was well known for his affinity for women(I think there was a time he married 27 once!!) and I hear his children are like the lost tribe of...sorry(no disrespect meant) but this great man is the face of musico-political-activism and he was so straight with the truth,he is even deemed as a prophet in many quarters....so please what did Tuface do again!!.
Alright about the Tuface/David connection and his legendary silence, I want to ask, how many of us who collected some post and pre-election cash are still in Nigeria and buying kerosine for 400/ltr??How many of us made money online,or as event managers,event compères, DJs,dancers,printers etc during campaigns in 2015 and beyond Please you are not qualified to complain or join any protest o, these saints says your hands are soiled already....Am I saying corruption is good,? No!!! But are we being hypocritical?? Yes!!
Concerning sponsorship of the protest,all the "occupy Nigeria", "the FeBuhari" campaigns...lol...the "March4Buhari" "The TAN movement" e.t.c were not sponsored with public abi stolen funds abi??!! Yeah it should be checked whether its politically motivated or not,though I think Tuface already said something about that and if you don't believe him bring your proof abi na because sey you don take sides already
Going by all the points raised in this case,nobody in Nigeria is qualified to protest or maybe before you lead a protest,we'll all have to check your records,starting from birth to ensure you or your family or anybody you know is not related to any politician since everything is now APC/PDP or rather we'll check to confirm that you are a foreigner.
Let's try and at least tackle issues for once and leave people, we go still free this country for our kids o!!!
Meanwhile #IStandWithBuhari march is also coming up on the same date with #IStandWithNigeria....look at how patriotic we all are!!!
We are really not telling ourselves the truth!! Hypocrisy don kill us!! Who knows what kind of pressure actually made Tuface back out!!
#BeautifulPeople #GreatNation

Really beautiful damsels!!!! but saying all a'dem are shuwa-arab girls might nt b totally true,abi naija don get beta database of only shuwa-arab girls abi wetin?

TunezMediaBlog:
According to a report on NTA, a woman has allegedly delivered a Bible in Osun State.

The midwife who took delivery of the bible and the baby, said that the bible was initially small when delivered but started growing bigger and bigger shortly afterwards.

The baby followed suit shortly after the bible came out of the mother of four.

See more pics below …Then video follows…


https://youtu.be/uZC-8FN9N6UU


http://tunezmedia.com/?p=38757



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*mods help move to right topic

AKÚKÓ NA EGWU!!"

@Op ds did not happen in Lagos,this was in Enugu yesterday prior to d #madeofblack party holdin in cities arnd naija...d Frank Eze is @peterchiman on twitter,a traffic warden in Enugu who is rili #madeofblack....get ur facts right plz!

alexasomba:
The poem below is a condensed version of 'The Chaos' by Gerard Nolst Trenité , written in 1922.
It features a ridiculous number of words that are difficult to pronounce, so don't feel bad if you have to refer to a dictionary. I certainly did!

If you fancy yourself something of a professional linguist, then this challenge is for you. English is notoriously difficult to learn, as the language has so many exceptions to the rules. Even for a native English speaker, this poem presents quite a few challenges! Check it out and see how you fare. If you can pronounce all of the words, you speak English better than 90% of the population.

Here we go!

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

Wow Now this is FP material!!!! lovely

Ifedikaycee:
I vote Sandrahnaub
cc: NLJega

biko na once i vote o!! ntwk failure made me repeat d votin & i nw c it appeared twice!! #OneManOneVote

I vote for Sandrahnaub cc: NLJega

I vote Sandrahnaub cc: NLJega

Wow lovely works!!

Oooh we've heard and thats why you were voted into power!!!

I vote..... TOHPAHZ SANDRAHNAUB TWACI cc: NLjega

their class evn make sense sef so tey dy fit sit down for ground!!! onwebedi ihe unu fuu!!!

Keshi is already gone!

Wow....lovely to see an Fst thread on nairaland!! Though d traffic here is as free maiduguri airport runway!! (so quiet) but its well,maybe cos we ar always too busy as students.
Fst is a beautiful course,challenging,thought-provoking and stressful as any course you can think of on earth!(its worth d stress though)
Been goin thru d rough road of fst since 2010/11 & will be out sooner than later......the analysis,the processing,the engineering,the microbiology,the sensory evaluation,the nutritional aspect,the quality control headache,e.t.c all make d course interesting!! Hope to connect with peeps that will share links to more info relating to this course on this thread....shout out 2 all dem "FST-arians" all ova dem unis' and polys', we dy try jooor!! Jst sabi wetin u study,na we get ds nation finally!! Food scientists are one of a kind,be a good/quality food scientist/technologist and know ur worth cos they will soon come fighting for your services!!!
If them say Fst easy mk dem com try!
Proud fst-arian from Imt Enugu!!

Proudly a food scientist/technologist!! I rep imt Enugu!

Hmmmm its all about the elections, Nigerian authorities especially INEC should watch out for "Importation of northerners" from Niger during the election!! #JstSaying

speedyboi: https://www.jaguda.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Cobhams-Asuquo-680x1024.jpg

This one no get Iron for house?

Cobhams is blind for God's sake!....evn if his ppl didnt iron his cloth i dnt tink u shud mk a joke out of it!

peterphd: Oya no shout. When the white men were learning science and opening their minds, your ancestors were killing cocks for gods.we must continue to accept science from the west because we turn our schools to religious houses instead of teaching science.

smh @ur level of ignorance!

king94: Wow
Having a human being confined 2 a mental institution because she refuses 2 discriminate against her fellow human being.How wuld it be if most of u dat criticize gays end up in hellfire with d gays u ar criticizin.
Judge not so dat ye also may not be judged.

judge not indeed, while u've already confined d disgusting gays 2 hell already.....oga wat r u sayin?

mikolo80: BOTH.MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS MENTALITY AND ITS EASIER TO CONTROL HUNGRY PPL

yea u r right wit dat,dy r jst flexin wit "our" money while dy confuse d populace wit bags of rice/fertilizer or few thousands of naira every festive period

I had the opportunity of watching a programme on Ait a few weeks ago and these was this issue about corruption;i took special notice of an analysis by a guest in the programme & he said<i also confirmed it> that it is a fact that if one has 1Billion naira in his/her account & decides not to work again but to spend 100,000 naira on a daily basis,the 1billion will last 27years & about 3months!! So i asked myself,these people that steal billions of naira & even dollars,do they have mental problem or is it just done out of wickedness??.....#jstThinkin

dazzling d: We shall beat u in your own very country

i love ur faith!! Hop u r backin it up wit fastin o!

haulagehandlers: Life from united ohrob eminrayti...

Nigerias four goals have been cancelled by FIFA,the match would be restarted in the next five minutes....reasons given are unclear yet meanwhile the goal scored as we report this would stand that makes it nig 1 iraq 0.

brain-check plzzz!!

spaq: This thing is spreading fast oo..

Tnk God i dont eat out..

I'v always knwn 'Abacha' is a very bad thing..

Abacha a very bad tin??....wat is ur point exactly sef...abeg use d head b4 commenting!

Onlytruth: Oga Jona put on your thinking cap.
We Ndigbo believe that our daughter is being ganged up on. She is a victim of never do wells in Nigeria, people who want your failure in office.
Leave our daughter alone to do her job. The people behind her travails are the trouble with Nigeria.
If you go through with the wishes of haters and witches in Nigeria, do not be shocked if we Ndigbo dump you too!
Nuff said.

wat r u rili sayin?..."we ndigbo" 4 wia??....all hail our spokesperson!!...i'm igbo n can relate 2 al d supposed gang-ups but in ds issue;she shud face d music if guilty nt minding weda she is frm my LGA...dont u knw she is givin d world d more rizn 2 beliv dt we all<igbos> ar corrupt n greedy!?...nonsense!!

wman: Funny how so many would love watching lesbians perform in por.n films & enjoy threes.omes with 2 girls involved yet they say they are anti-gay.
So many have watched Pirates & have other por.n movies with girl to girl acts on their phones & computers yet dem dey claim anti-gay.

Yes same sex marriage should be prohibited but anyone should feel free to sleep with whom he likes in his private room.

I'm not gay not do I support it but I feel what two consenting adults do with their d.ick & asse.s in their private room is no ones business but theirs.

But I'm against accepting it publicly & joining them under the holy matrimony called marriage.

The 15 years jail term is wrong. 2 guys/girls wishes to do it & its no ones business.

I think everyone should have a right to a private life regardless of what others think so far his/her private life affects no other person negatively & he/she is willing to bear the consequence of such.

#nohomo.

wat r u sayin?

Hmmmm...ma view/explanation is dis; The concept of d trinity can b likened 2 d Sun....u can't seperate d Sun frm its rays and its heat...so i'll take God d father as d Sun,God d son as d rays of the Sun and the Holy spirit as d heat dat comes frm d Sun....#myView....
Buh i'll say "search d scriptures for more understanding"

young-dude:
yes. thats the fun!!! same happened here

yeah its rili fun especially wen 9ja finally wins!