chatinent:
The only reasonable artistes I know are Johnny Drille, Adekunle, Simi, and that dude wey sing Thunder Fire You.


Others sing trash.

Yemi Alade go just dey shout.
Zlatan has potentials in bus-stops.
Naira Marley is a special kind of tout.
Wizkid sings trash.
Davido ...another trash.
Burna...another trash with one tune.


No meaningful lyrics. Trash upon trash. You cannot even sing a song again close to kids!

Pls listen to brymo and cavemen. Thanks.

PAtoGCFR2034:
I am posting this here incase you know anybody who takes this drug. If you actually know what goes into making (cooking) crystal methamphetamine, you will likely not touch it unless you've thrown caution to wind and hellbent on ruining your system. Meth is not a natural substance from plants like marijuana. It is completely artificial.

This is for educational purposes , to inform the youth who may, out of ignorance, be lured into consuming this substance. This is not intended for use by any misguided individual for nefarious purposes.

meth is the solidified form of methamphetamine. They are usually white like ice crystals, hence the name crystal methamphetamine. Or crystal meth. There's an active ingredient in the meth which is used in medicine , but the process of creating the meth itself requires the addition of dangerous substances.

The components of meth are as follows:

1. Pseudoephedrine (the medicinal active ingredient used in cough/cold medicines )
2. Lithium (from car batteries)
3. Red phosphorus (from matchboxes , fireworks, flares, or explosives)
4. Sulfuric acid (found in toilet/bathroom cleaning fluid , it is highly corrosive)
5. Anhydrous ammonia (used in fertilizers)
6. Toluene (found in car brake fluid)
7. Acetone (used in nail polish remover)
8. Sodium hydroxide (caustic soda, used for making soap, dyes, explosives etc)
9. Hydrochloric acid (chemistry students know not to mess with concentrated HCL acid in the lab)
10. Petrol ( needs no introduction )

All these dangerous substances have a certain effect on the system . For instance , have you ever tasted or inhaled petrol while transferring from jerry can to car using a hose ? You noticed a certain lightheadedness like a high feeling, right ? Some people found a way to mix all these substances together and it turned to solid form. (That's if they did not die from explosion while boiling it).

You don't have to be told what these substances can do to your body.

Now that you know what crystal meth is made of, would you knowingly go ahead and ingest it ? Warn others and save a life.

https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/addiction/crystal-meth-what-you-should_know#2

https://www.justice.gov/archive/olp/methawareness/

https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/meth-addiction/dangers-methamphetamine-ingredients-made/

Eyin ore mi ni 'ilenaira'. E je ki a ma promote meth yio. Moma make sure pe ma try e ni next week.

insidenaijasblog:


https://newspremises.com.ng/man-utd-in-talks-with-valverde-to-replace-solskjaer-after-zidane-pochettino-snub/

Ah! Won gbe oloriburuku jade won wa fe gbe akoshibero wole. Ti Man U yio ta ni season yi o.

etokhana:


https://leadership.ng/breaking-air-nigeria-to-take-off-april-2022-sirika/

Hmmn!!!! Nibo lo tun ja si bayii.

Timekeeper:
Advice Needed. I Have An Issue Bothering My Soul And Life..

I am based on the mainland and I recently came back from akwa Ibom where I did my youth service... I stay with my brother on mainland hoping to get a job and move out..

By God grace, there is possibility of me getting a Job on the island even though it is not yet concluded... Meanwhile the job will be on probation as I am currently being trained on it.

I have a lady Frnd Dt I met since last year, no sexual stuff btw us. We have just been friends. She stays on the island (ajah) and her rent is expired, though she didn't plan to continue living in That house. Our plan is Dt she is moving out and I will pay but recently she had some financial issues and wunt be able to move out again. So she suggested that we should pay another 1 year rent.

My concerns:
1. She is not really troublesome but sumtyms she is very stubborn. Anyway she is a Good lady sha.

2. Possibility Dt her sis will stay with us. I don't know much abt her sis and I don't want trouble.

3. a. The house is located in a ghetto like area in Ajah where the bathroom has no door and even the next person bathroom and people outside will know u r the one bathing. (bathroom fence not tall and no roof)

3.b. The toilet fence are so short that the next person can see u and u can see him/her while pooing . I love privacy and this kind life is not what I wished for..

4. The environment is notin to write about but I can cope...
.

What should I do? I don't intend rejecting this job due to lack of a good place to stay and I can't stay In mainland to be working in island which of course is still a probatory stuff.

Nairaland family, I am so confused right now......

Oro gidi ni o so. Nkan gidi lo wole to e wa yi. Lo ba arabirin oun gbe ni irepodun. Sugbon nkankan dami loju 'e shi ma dora yin ni kikan kikan ti yo si di oyun. Sugbon mafo oremi atata. Gbobgbo wa patapata ni 'ilenaira' yio ba e wa se ikomo re.

drizslim:
A Twitter user has revealed how a family in Eleme, Rivers state, paid back a man who helped them financially in hopes of marrying their daughter.

The man reportedly built a house for the family of his lover and shouldered their financial responsibilities.

However, when it was time for marriage, the girl decided that she wanted to be a model and eloped to Paris, France, with a white man.

The distraught man allegedly threatened to demolish the house he built for the family, but they pleaded with him and asked him to marry his ex-lover’s younger sister instead.

The Twitter user, @MaverickThamani, who shared the story online wrote,

“A guy in Eleme built a house for his girl’s family. Carried the whole family on his shoulder. Time for marriage, she said she wants to become a model. Left him and followed one white guy to Paris. Baba said he will demolish the house. Family pleaded and gave him her younger sis”.

Hmnnn!!!! Oro nla!!!! Agbara obo ni e n wo yen o. Eyin ara mi 'ilenaira' . Ki olourun ki o wa pelu wa o. #obosuggests

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nut.s. Please I need help on this matter.

In essence o fe do obo ti ki se tire abi
Iru omokomo wo nie bayii? Olorun ma je ki obo pa e o. Ki oluwa wa pelu re.

Vinnie2000:
Watching Football as kids was Fun! Emotions attached were not that strong!
Most only watched out for Goals and the Star Players!
Players like Rashidi Yekini, JJ Okocha, Michael Owen, David Beckham, Gabriel Bastituta, Luis Figo, Zinedine Zidane, Didier Drogba, etc..
These are Too Players Kids idolized Way back!!

So Who's Yours?

MINE IS
SUNDAY OLISEH..(can't forget his France 98 Bullet)
HERNAN CRESPO OF INTER MILAN
THIERRY HENRY OF ARSENAL..

Cossy Orjiakor and Iya Ofiliganga.

ogunboi:
Everyone calm down, body nor be firewood. Even for the video, Tiwa was also fingering herself as the guy dey lash am mama wan cum fast fast!
Even the entire video show say na just one of those fast-a-fost-o wey konji Dey cause. E be like say na inside Uber or Bolt ride the thing happen self. The only f-up na the video recording. Madam nor need all that kin thing.
Abeg free my Tiwa. Me self I Dey lash some strange babes around — and I be good choir master for church and happily married man. And every busy guys here know say na stranger prick and Toto Dey sweet pass. We Dey need to cool stress. #freetiwa for Twitter

Silly old man nie

Adejoke123:


Source: https://kikiotolunews.com/car-coach-explains-how-they-beat-super-eagles/

O MA SHÉ O. HOW ART THE MIGHTY FALLEN. THE GREY BEARDED ELDERS WILL SAY "IF BIG WAHALA FALL PERSON DOWN, SMALL ONE SEF GO DEY JUMP UNTOP PERSON"

Offpointng:
The Empathy a rat has towards a cat can only be translated into the common love a road has for a Gold fish that result to it singing songs of praise. then when a shark decides to copy the golden fish and blast off a tortoise off the road in it's habitat. surely ghastly can only be used when the tortoise die, not when he stand up again to steal some porridge or tell tales but most times its something to be happy about

Intellectual masturbation re o. You are hilariously psychotic amigo. Keep up the chaos mon frere.

Juliusmomoh:
Mine is womanizing.

Voting in APC encore to snuff out the remaining breath of Nigeria.

TheUndercover:


Maybe you didn't include sex in your terms and conditions with her when you signed up for the relationship. Don't worry, wait few more years, she will consider you. Probably 4 more years.

LOL "Past experience" huh? What type of drug did the girl give you? It's very potent, like very potent. 4 years relationship? Damn! Is this the new format?

NwaEzefuNaMba:
This people don't have shame, imagine looting alcoholic drinks? Application for extension of wretchedness!

supported by a 12 paragraph affidavit in which all statements of facts inherent will be heavily relied on and a written address to wit.

kingmill:
Everything we wrote was self taught, the Council of Legal Education neglected this set of students nothing was done to protect the interest of students.
About five weeks into lecture, the pandemic started in 2020, there was no externship, no court attachment, no communication to keep students abreast of their plans. Till late December 2020 when they said Law school will resume lecture and From January to match there will be revision (January 2021) they further postpone the resumption till first week of February . Despite the alteration of their plans exams was held in March.
Two hours of lecture for more than 4 topics in a day .... Coupled with a plethoral of drafts, sections cases , principles you need to get a grasp of ? The only excuse the lecturers could come up with was , we assume you have been taught online when a good number of persons have no access to it ( quite a good number of persons could not afford it)

Which campus you attend bro? Mine was Yola. It was hell. We did 3 to 4 topics per day.

GeneralPula:
Not surprised... Naso some directors self failed recently... Most of them secure the admission based on I have connections..

Real people with law knowledge hardly get admission..

People with money and influence in this country have destroyed almost everything..

General the general!!!!

RichDad1:
Why won’t they? When they’re busy ranting and trending frivolities on social media all day.
Lazy yoots

This must be one of those moments for you..... Everyone has it at some point in time of their lives. Respect and love bruv.

Mitsurugi:
I've never seen an exam that's so easy but difficult. Congratulations to the new wigs... for others prep for the resit like your life depends on it

Class of 2008

Senior colleague in the bar. The Legal collosus!!

Amotolongbo:
Make Dem give us the State breakdown of the results

Amotolongbo it will make no difference . The beauty of Nigerian Law school is passing and moving onto better and greater things.

Romanoff:
Bar exam wey many go write, pass out come end up as make up artists, bakers and hair vendors on IG.

Wow!!

I am beginning to get exasperated with all these 'they found me /fortune smiled on me theatricals'. No beefs with the olatoyan man but i just dont feel all of these 'stumbling upon and rescue operations'. My own 1 yen on this matter though.