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Bad predictions.. Filled with pessimism

IamRotimi:
I think they are still compiling the results.
I just hope it won't be higher than the previous days results.

E wan be like election

I can't shift my standards for anybody

Profayo:
Making a Facemask is beyond just sewing clothes together,there are specific materials that must be used, there are quality control checks it must be subjected to

Like what and what.

How sure are you those checks were not already made ahead.

gloriaunobi:
It should not venture to area where my brothers are staying oooo or else it will end in Pot

In case you feel like sharing. I can also send my account number too

dangoteinlaw:
so you may think but this is the internet, once my opinion is here it will be here for life and you can't control how ppl interprete whatever they read and comprehend. Long as it is well backed up qith facts reasonable ones will deduce conclusion base on it. Geman cars and toyota took years or hardwork to get where they are today, they were not bribing their way through safety tests and compromising quality and today lexus is competing head to head with even benz and audi. Until you ibos start taking responsibility for all your actions you will always be undervalued. You will need those juju and fraud tactics to sell your product because no one with their clear eyes will ever patronize it. I could go on and on just to expose you criminals.

Can you go on.. When was the last time an igbo product produced less value than the money you paid for?

Maybe other igbos can see the mistake they're making in this country.

dangoteinlaw:
The bus itself issa casket, ibos can't trade electronics successfully without no fault inside it let alone a life line vehicle. It wil be 20years before Nigerians start buying their coffins, their past reputation will ruin them

Your opinion has no value

bareface:
Dear Nairlanders,

I have been a follower of this forum but as a guest. something happened this morning so I decided to open an account.

I have this friend who I met online we have been friends for like 11 months but we have never seen each other. we talk on phone video calls etc.He is into girls and alot of time I try to advise him onthe evil of keeping so many girls. He cannot date a lady without sex while for me it is the other way round. I romance but not sex.

Today at about past 4am, he chatted me and said "I'm going crazy and I don't know why on earth I will see a woman in my dream I have never met, this is unbelievable"

when I woke up at past 8. I asked what happened? the chat was slow in dropping so j called him he didnt pick, called him again he didnt pick. That just got me angry and I said what nonsense chat did u send to me. If you know you dont want to talk then why did u chat me. immediately I sent that message a call came in it was his call with another number.

He said what were you doing in my dream yesterday? I was like really what was in doing in the dream. then he said I was the one he saw yesterday. That I visited his place that I spent the night that we romanced but nothing happened aside that cos he was drunk. Then, two days later, I came back to visit him. Thay since he was with his right sense, he tried sleeping with me then he passed out.

I told him to go and pray about it. But he replied no, rather i should be the one to pray about it. I told him if he feels uncomfortable about it that he should pray. I now told him anybody's face can be used in a dream. That I dont what it means. Nairlanders please can you help with what it means.

Konji na bastard.

Misleading topic

divinepen:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The biggest driver for technological disruption is upon us.After this lockdown,there will be major paradigm shift in the way and manner businesses are run.
Fact- Not all employees at home will return to their jobs.
Fact-Not all businesses existing on January 1,2020 will continue the brick and wall model.
Fact-Some businesses are running from home now.After the pandemic,they will so love the online model and continue with it.
Fact-Cloud computing will spread like fire after the pandemic. Professionals with certifications in Microsoft Azure,Amazon Web Services etc will be in high demand.
Fact-Businesses implementing ISO 22301 will surge after the pandemic.
Fact-Changes in business service delivery model will hike the need for Information Systems Auditors with specialization in Business Continuity Management and Cloud Technologies.
For you to get your slice of the emerging windfall in IT Auditing/Security,you have to get the Certified Information Systems Auditor(CISA) certification administered by the Information Systems Audit and Control Association (ISACA).
CISA has five domains:
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Governance and Management of IT
Information Systems, Acquisition, Development and Implementation
Information Systems Operations and Business Resilience
Protection of Information Assets
To pass the CISA exam,you can join our Online CISA Boot Camp.
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Note: Trainer is one of the expert reviewer of the 27th CISA Review Manual.

4 days training.. With entry level security certifications in Microsoft, firewalls and networking.. And about 2 years experience on the job.

How likely am I to pass the cisa on first attempt.

Steady259:
Possibly because you still on gen for him, I for shaperly go off the generator or remove light switch



BTW how did you discharge him/her

Gen ke.. I say e no gree go house for life again

E carry bag come. From just one weekend to how many months now.

Dollywood:
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Refused to go

yanabasee:
OP, you have no moral standing to claim that a man with the name E. I. Joseph is a Nigerian....


We the NCAN will never accept this report.....

You're getting too old for this.

Wickedfacts:
Actually, armed robbery originated from Igboland. After the war, conquered Biafran soldiers took to armed robbery as all they had were their rifles.

They learnt robbery from Ojukwu. During the war, Ojukwu ordered the robbery and looting of CBN branch in the East where he got tons of currency notes. He hoped to use the stolen notes to finance the war. Unfortunately for him, Gowon was smarter. Gowon changed the currency and what Ojukwu stole became useless.

That was the beginning of his defeat.

Looool... You don't mean it

Done

Astark:
Hausa, fulani and those igbos needs to leave Benin.

Very useless people that bring nothing but pain to the place they are.

You just had to mention igbos

viccipedia:
countries on lockdown are far from recovery due to late implementation of the lockdown process. It will be an error to lift the lockdown. Logically though, things will definitely get worse in terms of hunger and crime. This is were the governments preparedness comes in. We all know Nigeria is a reactive state and not a proactive one so we should all braze up for the times to come.

Then how come countries like Sweden have been able to manage the crises without ever instituting a lockdown...

They don't even understand the meaning of lockdown there.

Yes please

xcabczyxabczzzz:
Personal protective equipment

How come no one thought of this?

Imagine going out with your gas mask, leather gloves and protective googles..

This could actually the spread.. But does the government even think?

viccipedia:
Who no go no know!

What do you think?

xcabczyxabczzzz:
We should encourage the mandatory use of PPE before stepping out.

What's the meaning of PPE

Misleading topic

Let's gather around and have a collective discussion of the issue on ground.

Should the government lift the ban on movement by tomorrow evening?




I'm of the opinion that the government should lift the ban, people who want to work should please go ahead and work and live their normal lives and stand the risk of getting infected.

While those who don't like the risk should stay at home and nurse their fears, probably till everything boils over (at least you can't get infected on your bed)



What do you guys think?

This is both interesting and confusing at the same time.




This too will pass

Varys:
Hi guys,

I am recruiting good PUBG players for my squad. I have been playing with some annoying guys of late and would like to have a squad with Naija guys only.

The only requirement to join my squad is to be on Platinum Tier at the minimum.

My ID is Clipperxhantos

Thank you

call of duty ia better na.. why don't you switch

Derby is 100 times more competent than the lifeless one.