₦airaland Forum

Thanks @ op

chachanga:
Imagine wetin dem dey take console kokolets these days sef?

All these foretelling and divination from scoping the dimensions nyantch?

If you like get perpendicular bumbum, if commonsense no follow-am, na so boys go dey open ur and close your legs like Murtala Mohammed Airport doors till ur destiny nor go hear reset again. On monday morning sef, inside this kain rain? abegi free me !

d rain reach Ur side too

I know I should be minding my biz.. buh seriously ?

Laveda:
Only a stupid boy would do all these..
Seriously if he's my brother, I'll sell him off

this girl self.. your comments ehn







you normally make good points tho

to good to be true.. from a girl

princefunmmy:
Na wa o. You destroy the plan when you drill holes where the manufacturer doesn't ask you drill drill... Like humans drilling the ear, nose, navel... You're destroying the product(your body)

wow.. that's true

WindUpMerchant:
your pretty face looks so heavenly..



Heaven is real.

still searching for da face

Berlynn:

mtchw... any small thing peeps will come n drop dia personal conversations here..





its getting annoying

mjswthrt:
uncle sth is wrong with ur eyes

have you seen any stuff like this done before?


I love her exhibition jor

lastpage:
Things that primary school children abroad have been doing as far back as 2006, without any fuss, is what a full grown adult in a Nigerian University does in 2016....... and it goes Viral!?

Chai! Diaris God o!
Something is wrong somewhere...




Lastpage!

she looks cute jhor.. although her version of Batman na version 1.1

thecatch:
For Me fair dudes aren't my type. It's a total turn off for me...it just doesn't give me the vibes

Auntiiiii.. keep lying oo

Fair guys ti take over

















guys too love light skinned oo.. its natural



I love em light skinned

* black guys be avoiding this thread like

am I the only one?

Ginaz:
O.p, there's only one problem you seems to have, you COMPARE Yourself to others. You compare you self worth or self success with others and you suffer from fear that as the senior in the house your younger ones will soon overthrown you.

Stop that thinking and everything will be clear. Do what you can do and let others do what they can do, It doesn't matter if they do much more.

If they are tired of you it's cos of the mentality you are carrying. Just cos nothing is working for you now doesn't mean it won't work later in the future. You're the senior and start acting, thinking, and reasoning like one.

School is not everything, put your hands in some business and more from there. Life is a race, some move faster than other while some slower, what matters is how you end it.

Moving out is only of temporary relieve cos where you are going, who told you it won't be hell? How do you know they won't only look down on you but step and jump on your dignity as a man

Solve your problem from the house, everything will be fine O.P. Learn to appreciate yourself even when others don't.

took the words right outta my mouth







you smart babe

25?
was expecting like 33




op stay at home n hustle.. zero your mind from praises or rebukes from your parents.. focus only on things that'll make you better and earn you more...


focus greatly on them.. let those things motivate you daily


God will bless every work of your hands

HungerBAD:
Lol

as in ehn... this one na proper comedy

jonaifame22:
U've spoken enough grammar, buh hear dis, gals are full of drama,it's the money that made her follow u like nama,and when u say anything she'll agree nodding head like agama, now u withdrew and she's sick and every one is calln including her mama

Don't worry she'll get well soon, may God give u a good gal

waooooowwwww







nice flow brooo

iLegend:
Badt guy. I go tell ya mummy say you don spoil.

for real.. if you know my mum.. don't oo

thunder fire tecno camera

iLegend:
Ladies, listen... See inside

Some of you think I'm fighting for men and always against y'all. Nah! I'm for everyone, but a higher percentage of my attention goes to men. Most men are suffering in some ladies' hands. I'm only trying to open their eyes a little.

Me, I be nice guy o! But na rejection make crayfish bad

I want I apologize to all the girls I have offended with my posts. I'm like the 'mouthpiece' of many men. I can't hide it.

If I write posts that'll cater for women — guys will call me woman wrapper.

If I write for men — women will feel ignored and 'may' call me a mysogynist.

So, it's hard to please everyone. Me wey go treat my wife like the only girl in this world, mysogynist? Make thunder fire devil. This is why I'm taking my time to choose the best and the naughtiest. When we fight, we go reconcile for bedroom without going for counseling.

Back to to topic.

I know some of you weren't happy I exposed how girls exploit guys or how guys can take control and become an Alpha Male.

Meanings of the lines I use frequently that got some of you angry.

1. Women have fish brains.
2. Women don't mean what they say and the don't say what they mean.
3. Don't spend on her. Spend the money on your grandma.
4. Don't be nice to women, but be a man.

Everybody will interpret the above lines differently.

Here's my interpretations.

1. Women have fish brain.

Yes, women still have fish brains but I still love them like that.

Having a fish brain does not mean you're not sensible, but it means you can also be exploited the same way most of you exploit nice guys.

Some women have gone past the fish brain level and I know you're one of those. I'm happy for you. Oya kiss me.

It's good when both parties know the game, but keep it aside and love each other as God wants us to. I hate playing games on women, but it's good to know the game should a woman wants to play it on you.

It's just like Mr. Greene saying, "Act like a sucker to catch a sucker."

Women NATURALLY play sophisticated games in the dating arena, so to reduce the effects of the game, men need to learn it too. Any man who doesn't learn pay for it in one way or the other.

2. Women don't mean what they say and the don't say what they mean.

This is a 50/50 thing, so it's true. There's nothing to explain.

3. Don't spend on her — spend the money on your grandma.

This quote is only for nice guys. If you're a good bad boy you can spend as long as it's coming from your heart and not when you're been forced, manipulated or pushed by a woman to do so.

I'm not discouraging men from spending on you, but I'm discouraging nice guys who think spending on you will make you love them. (Now, you get my point).

4. Don't be nice to women, but be a man.

With this, I meant, don't be predictable. Be a mystery and be intriguing. Don't try to please a women for fúck sake. It'll make you appear weak and women don't love weak men. Being nice as a good bad guy is "strength," but being nice a a nice guy is "weakness."

When I was a nice guy girls call me a nice and smile at me, but never wanted anything more than that. Now, they call me an àsshole and blush. Hihi. Me self I be human being o!

I'm gradually hanging my dating boot. I have got other important things to accomplish in life. My books will serve in my absence.

No more being harsh on any girl, even when they make bad remarks.

I have turned on a new leaf.

I miss those girls I had misunderstanding with at the start of my NL posts. I need to hang out with all of them at once. All Bills on me like Gate.

Y'all should look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

It's been a long time coming

Keep safe.

— iLegend™

everyone knows this already

true sha

. you wan ki pesin

FunkyMetahuman:
learn to respect yours

whatever

FunkyMetahuman:
then why not shove your advice where sun don't shine...

It's clear he didn't ask for it.

I have no business with you... learn to respect your age

FunkyMetahuman:
and your God is so weak that he needs you defend his honour

No man on earth can defend my God..

that was just an advice.. for his own safety

Passy089:

Do not attach vain or mundane things to the ALMIGHTY GOD's name..

learn to at least respect yourself

updates guys.. any call up yet.. done with the assessment

I don gehrrit

its a game of the mind



*friendzone her in your mind, that way if there's eventually a rebound, it won't hurt much


*talk to her with swag... not by sounding too corky .. but take everything she says and turn it to a joke..


keep her interested, keep her coming for more

that moment when 2 fellows are busy deceiving us...
I really need to quit NL ,, too much mediocrity

khaymillers:
lol you can't give birth to exactly the same baby again even the man that first gave birth to the child can't do it again talk less of you

bros nothing like that oo.. if he can do it before.. he can do it again..

Take the 10 million naira and adopt her...impregnate her mother to repeat the process...







hu baby EPP sef