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Literature/Writing AdsRe: Download Any Novel Or Magazine U Want (RIGHT NOW) by Ifez: 12:32pm On Jan 11, 2010
@Ifez,
I dont do nigerian authors. I believe U buy CDs (films/music) inside holdups/stores, etc and I wuld want to believe u knw that 90% of them are pirated!! Remove the Log in your own eyes b4 u think abt the speck in mine.
No, I don't "buy CDs inside holdups/stores" and I run far from all kinds of pirated goods.
Anyway, glad you admitted to knowing what you're doing is wrong. Carry-on, if you must. Let your conscience be your judge.

Oh, yes, do you have a conscience? undecided
LiteratureRe: FEDDIE GIRL (The Nigerian Federal/Boarding School Novel By Nona David) by Ifez: 5:08pm On Jan 08, 2010
The novel, FEDDIE GIRL, featured Funke Akindele (as Jenifa) and her comical storming of campus dressed in pyjamas and red boots. This creditable mention of Funke in a novel written by an American author makes critics wonder if the Nollywood super star is not indeed the best Nigerian actress of this decade.

Several other Nollywood super stars including Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jolade, Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha, Rita Dominic, Stephanie Okereke, RMD, Van Vicker, and Ramsey Nouah also featured in this hilarious, nostalgia-inducing novel about a rebellious American teenage girl sent to boarding school in Nigeria to gain a decent education and learn valuable life lessons and reform her ways.

Readers love the book and reviewers say it offers a unique reading experience that is witty, fun, and exhilarating. They call it a must-read and rate the author, Nona David, as one who is destined to get to the top. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Never has an American author represented the valued culture and way of life of Nigerians like Nona David has done in her novel "Feddie Girl."
LiteratureRe: New Or Unknown Authors You've Discovered (not Best-sellers) by Ifez(op): 5:05pm On Jan 08, 2010
Measuring Time by Helon Habila

Everything Good Will Come by Seffi Atta

There was this one I read last year about four Naija ladies that immigrated to the US and the fun lives they led. It read like a chick-Lit but I can't remember the name of the novel and the author. It was a good read sha.
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Ifez: 5:01pm On Jan 08, 2010
I'm giving Tom Clancy's "Without Remorse" another shot. Then I'll dive into "The Fist of God" by Frederick Forsyth.

I paid for these novels so I must read them by force, even if it means applying muscle angry
LiteratureRe: I Have An Idea Of A Great Book, But Am Just Too Lazy To Start by Ifez: 4:57pm On Jan 08, 2010
Pay someone to write the book for you  tongue Many well-known authors do the same anyway. It is called 'Ghost-writing.'
LiteratureRe: Who Loves Sidney Sheldon by Ifez: 4:54pm On Jan 08, 2010
freddie!:
Yeah, sheldon is cool. but i've since moved on to more intriguing writers, like dean, clancy, ludlum, jackie collins, [b]james patterson [/b]etc.
You call James Patterson intriguing? Hah! undecided
LiteratureRe: Are There Any Literary Agents In Nigeria? by Ifez: 4:52pm On Jan 08, 2010
scribesed:
I have been trying to get a novel published and have not been successful in my quest to find a publisher; the kind that do not charge production fees and actually pays authors royalties.

I'm wondering if there are any literary agents around who can help pitch my book to publishers.

Please respond with any helpful information.

Thanks.
You want to know why there are no literary agents and authentic publishers in Nigeria? Check-out this thread and see the reason for yourself:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-188280.0.html
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Download Any Novel Or Magazine U Want (RIGHT NOW) by Ifez: 4:45pm On Jan 08, 2010
I HAVE A LAPTOP/HARDISK FULL OF NOVELS - JOHN GRISHAM, MICHAEL CRITCHTON, ROBERT LUDLUM, DANIEL STEELE, ROBIN COOKE, JAMES CLAVEL,  DAN BROWN, NORA ROBERTS (if u r her fan then u r in luck because i have all her books) , ALL SORTS OF MAGAZINES, READERS DIGEST, ETC, ETC.

I have them in PDF, MSreader, PDB, HTML, Lite formats.

Am trying to set up a blog site where u can get to download or request for a particular book (if i don't have it in my archives then you will just give me like 3days to get it for u). All this for free.
You people are the reason that authentic foreign publishers do not like to take on Nigerian authors and publish their works. When you are done down-loading books for free, who will pay the author, publisher and agents for their hard work?
Tomorrow now, all of you will come and make noise on NL about how you can't find a publisher for your book.

Little wonder we don't have any publishers and literary agents in Nigeria.

Una well done o!

By the way, Mr. OP, do you have the copyright, or re-distribution right of these novels you are letting people download from your blog/website for free? Hope you know what you're doing is against the law.

Just imagine if say na your novel people dey download like dis for free. How you go chop the fruit of your labor? "Do unto others as you will want them to do unto you," na pastor talk am for church! And I'll bet most of you here are Christians and read the Bible.

Na like dis una dey take re-brand Naija? Na we dey carry our own hand destroy our opportunity. I don talk my own.
LiteratureRe: Are There Any Literary Agents In Nigeria? by Ifez: 4:36pm On Jan 08, 2010
africhika:
white pple are the best scammers
Talking about scam agencies, has anyone tried out this 'Whitmore Agency' that is being advertised on this section of NL above this thread? Is it also a scam agency like 'Tate Publishing' and 'WL Writer's agency?' (These two are owned by the same scam people lipsrsealed)
LiteratureRe: Life Secret That Rich Men Refused To Tell The Poor Men by Ifez: 4:30pm On Jan 08, 2010
For a moment there I thought you were going to preach "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" by Robert Kiyosaki.

I don't think there's anything in that book that Naija's don't already have at their finger tips. It goes to say that if you want sound business tips, talk to a Naija man  grin
CareerRe: How Important Is It To Be On Your Own? by Ifez: 4:23pm On Jan 08, 2010
oyb:
a friend of mine has a slightly similar story. due finished with a third(civil engineer) bounced around for years on low salary jobs. he then got a job with some one man biz that had projecvts in ilorin. my friend was hired a site engineer. he was basically executing the contracts for the oga in lagos, and being paid peanuts. he noticed that the clients didn't really seem to get on well with his boss - apparently the guy was not settling them properly or some such. after a lot of reflection, he resigned created his company, walked up to the project oga of the client , said i'm on my own now. to wghich the PM replied about bloody time or some such, oya execute this for me - my friend is now a BIG boy, executing plenty projects in ilorin. he go soon become mafia for there.
Oyb, I think I know this guy. Lol! I'm not surprised at his success.
CareerRe: How Important Is It To Be On Your Own? by Ifez: 4:12pm On Jan 08, 2010
Owning your own business is favorable; and so also is having a good job. 

Entrepreneurship is not for everyone. Many have tried and failed, while some have been successful. On the other hand, some people are not team-players and do not function well in a job setting. They prefer to run their own business and make their own decisions.

Both are important for different reasons to different people.

Owning a business is not beans. Basically, to be a successful entrepreneur you have to be purpose driven, innovative, self-motivated, dedicated, industrious, enduring, and very, very patient. It is not easy, it comes with a lot of risk, there is nothing like monthly salary, you are solely responsible for your business and for yourself, there will be loads of competition, and you may fall many times before you finally stand and break even or make a profit. Not everyone has this kind of discipline and liver.

Everything has its own advantages and disadvantages. You just need to figure out where your strengths lie and pursue that path. If you rush into business because your neighbor did likewise, you may just be setting yourself up for failure.
CelebritiesFunke Akindele (jenifa) Features In American Novel by Ifez(op): 3:56pm On Jan 08, 2010
The novel, FEDDIE GIRL, is an international adventure/thriller written by Nona David.

This novel featured Funke Akindele (as Jenifa) and her comical storming of campus dressed in pyjamas and red boots. This creditable mention of Funke in a novel written by an American author makes critics wonder if the Nollywood super star is not indeed the best Nigerian actress of this decade.

Several other Nollywood super stars including Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jolade, Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha, Rita Dominic, Stephanie Okereke, RMD, Van Vicker, and Ramsey Nouah also featured in this hilarious, nostalgia-inducing novel about a rebellious American teenage girl sent to boarding school in Nigeria to gain a decent education and learn valuable life lessons and reform her ways.

Readers love the book and reviewers say it offers a unique reading experience that is witty, fun, and exhilarating. They call it [B]a must-read[/B] and rate the author, Nona David, as one who is destined to get to the top. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Never has an American author represented the valued culture and way of life of Nigerians like Nona David has done in her novel "Feddie Girl."

[B][U]NOVEL BACK BLURB:[/U][/B]

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.

[B]Author: Nona David
Publisher: Bernard Books Publishing (Ohio, USA)
[/B]

The novel is available on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html
and on Amazon.com, eBay.com, Barnes & Noble.com, and Froogle.com

The novel is also available in [B]NIGERIA[/B]. https://bernardbooks.com/news.html

Chapters 1-3 and reviews of this novel are also available for online reading at the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/gpage.html
LiteratureRe: FEDDIE GIRL (The Nigerian Federal/Boarding School Novel By Nona David) by Ifez: 1:39am On Jan 07, 2010
I love this book cos as an ex-feddy babe, I can relate with the characters and events on a personal level. Lol!

This book is a must-read! I recommend it to everyone.

Preview chapters and reviews are provided on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/gpage.html

You can also get this book in NAIJA. See the publisher's website for details on where to get it: https://bernardbooks.com/news.html

This book is a must-read, I tell you! wink
LiteratureRe: A New Romance Novel By Myne Whitman by Ifez(op): 1:13am On Jan 07, 2010
More info about this book (plus book cover) is given in this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-369433.0.html
LiteratureRe: Who Is Your Favourite Character In The Book You Are Currently Reading? by Ifez: 1:06am On Jan 07, 2010
Slap1, the recent posts and links in this thread should answer your questions. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-265100.0.html

slap1:
Can I get it anywhere in the east?
There is also information on where you can buy the book in Nigeria (Onitsha, Enugu, Nsukka, Owerri, Aba, etc, etc)

slap1:
Can i see the synopsis/reviews?
The reviews, back-blurb, and sample chapters of the novel are on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/gpage.html

slap1:
It seems the book is either interesting or over-hyped!
Did you say over-hyped  huh Is it the hype you created you're worried about abi which one? Who else except me is hyping the book on NL?  grin undecided

Please, forget hype and read any book you're interested in. If you're waiting for Nigerians to create hype before you read a book, then you'll only be wasting your time. I don talk my own. lipsrsealed
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Ifez: 12:56am On Jan 07, 2010
Once I'm done with "Feddie Girl" by Nona David, I have "A Heart To Mend" by Myne Whitman lined up. Hmmmmm can't wait! cool
LiteratureA New Romance Novel By Myne Whitman by Ifez(op): 12:54am On Jan 07, 2010
If you love romance novels, you probably want to grab a copy of this novel:

"A Heart To Mend" by Myne Whitman.

Book is Naija romance through and through, no kidding!  wink

I think the it's written by a Nigerian lady by name of Nkem. It is currently available on Amazon.com and on Authorhouse.com

Don't miss this hot Naija ROMANCE by a Nigerian writer. Lol!
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Ifez: 10:39pm On Jan 06, 2010
oyinda.:
White Oleander by Janet Fitch.

very very dreamy book. haven't read a book like this before.
I agree. The movie is equally good.
LiteratureRe: New Novel by Nona David (FEDDIE GIRL) by Ifez(op): 10:37pm On Jan 06, 2010
Currently re-reading this novel. And not because Josh Greinbach (one of the male characters) is so hot.  I just love Josh the storyline cos as an ex-feddy babe, I can relate to the whole scene on a personal level  smiley

Go get your copy: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

To buy in Naija: https://bernardbooks.com/news.html

Author is Nona David.

Publisher is Bernard Books Publishing (Cincinnati, Ohio USA)
LiteratureRe: Get An American University Education Without Paying A Dime by Ifez: 10:34pm On Jan 06, 2010
Please move this topic to the EDUCATION section. This section is for literature only wink
LiteratureRe: Who Is Your Favourite Character In The Book You Are Currently Reading? by Ifez: 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2010
Josh Greinbach, of course! (Book title: Feddie Girl)

He's so hooooooot!!!!!! Lol!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
LiteratureRe: Read This, And Ur Troubles Are Over by Ifez: 10:31pm On Jan 06, 2010
Read it, but still have troubles tongue
LiteratureRe: Are There Any Literary Agents In Nigeria? by Ifez: 10:30pm On Jan 06, 2010
Naija *shakes head* na we dey carry our own hand kill ourselves. Why we no dey like to dey read book sef? lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~ BlueSpice Voted The Literature/writing Section Member Of The Year*~ !! by Ifez: 10:28pm On Jan 06, 2010
I love you, BlueSpice. You're awesome! kiss tongue
LiteratureRe: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by Ifez: 10:26pm On Jan 06, 2010
BlueDiva:
Robert Ludlum and Tom Clancy.
Can't get past their first 5 pages.
I have same problem with Tom Clancy, I force myself to slug through the first 100 pages before giving up.

Grisham, I tolerate better, but lately his books have been hugely disappointing. Stephen King I don't even bother to read anymore. He was a classic once, but it's like he's not even trying now. Thank God he's decided to retire from writing.
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Ifez: 10:21pm On Jan 06, 2010
I'm re-reading "Feddie Girl" by Nona David. I just can't get enough of this great new novel cool

A must-read, if you ask me.

LiteratureRe: New Or Unknown Authors You've Discovered (not Best-sellers) by Ifez(op): 10:17pm On Jan 06, 2010
sauer:
Please, drop Nigerian names!!
The Abyssinian Boy by Onyeka Nwelue

Nine Lives by El Nukoya

Love's Lie by Seye Oke

A Heart To Mend by Myne Whitman

Goodbye Lucille by Segun Afolabi
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LiteratureRe: Are There Any Literary Agents In Nigeria? by Ifez: 2:44pm On Jan 05, 2010
If you're trying to publish the book in Nigeria, your chances of finding a traditional and honest publisher are very slim.

However, if you've written a great novel, then you can try pitching it to literary agencies abroad. There was this link to good literary agencies that someone posted here a while back. If I find it, I will come back and post it here.
LiteratureRe: How Can I Make Money From Writing Poems by Ifez: 2:39pm On Jan 05, 2010
hector:
i have a lot of good poems that i will want to sell or publish, but i dont knw hw 2 go about that. Pliz can someone help me with what i can do? my no is 08065130886
One good way is to contact authors that write on related areas your poems are based on and see if they would be interested in using your poem/s in their works. They will pay you a commensurate royalty as the books are sold.

I assume that is what one Debbie Anaga or somebody like that did as her poem (Titled: Lagos) was used as the heading for one of the chapters in the American novel "Feddie Girl." I think it was chapter 2 or 3, the chapter that had to do with Lagos, Nigeria.

Another way is to enter contests as someone previously mentioned.

However, all these are long shots.
LiteratureRe: New Or Unknown Authors You've Discovered (not Best-sellers) by Ifez(op): 2:31pm On Jan 05, 2010
@ dominique,

Maybe Steve Thayer wrote only that one novel. Lol! I do the same with new authors I enjoy. I hope Nona David writes a sequel to "Feddie Girl" or another novel soon.

In the meantime, I'm seriously looking out for "The Poker Legend" it appears this one is gonna be a thriller that follows a parallel story arch to the sub-plot in Feddie Girl.

Did you read any new books this xmas hols? I started on one of the many Tom Clancy novels I stored up a while ago. I'm also gonna read the latest releases by Orson Scott Card.

By the way, have you read the Twilight Saga series? Did you enjoy them? undecided

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