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Sisi_Kill:
Worst M&B writer was Betty Neels.

My God that woman (whom i'm convinced is a man) had the horriblest story lines. You know how you are reading a book and feel the urge to reach in and slap one of the characters? Well for me, it was the author. Not only did i want to slap her, i want to kill her. . .She was that bad.

Sisi_Kill, you've just hit the nail on the head for me. God, she (or he) was terrible. And not just Betty Neels, there were some male M&B writers that should have been banned from writing romance. They make the heroines seem so pathetic and needy--like something you can snap into three pieces with just one slap. Lol!

Anyway, you can't talk about M&B authors without mentioning Penny Jordan -- she rocked!

I must have read thousands of M&B's when I was in JSS, but stopped once I discovered the James Hadley Chase novels. Lol! Even Chases doesn't cut it for me anymore.

M&B's are like Indian Movies of those days. They were cool when we were young, but at this age, I'll probably throw up if I come across one. Ugghhh -- Too cheesy!

Morden day M&B = Twilight series. Does anyone agree?

We should probably compare apples to apples instead of apples to oranges.

@Poster:

To back up your claim, you should have listed the various genres and provided male vs. female authors in those genres with at least one title per author for direct comparison.

We have to compare Best sellers in the same genres for the male and female authors, so as to come to a non-biased and fair conclusion.

E.g.  (If you have favorite authors and titles for the genres below, feel free to supply them.)

Children's books: Enid Blyton, Female, (Malory Towers series) vs. CS Lewis, Male, (The Chronicles of Narnia series)

Christian: Francine Rivers, Female (Bleep series) vs. Ted Dekker, Male, (The Circle Trilogy series)

Faction: Bleep xxxx, Female, (Bleep series) vs. Dan Brown, Male, (The Da Vinci Code)

Street Fiction: Bleep xxxx, Female, (Bleep series) vs. James Hadley Chase, Male, (Tom Lepski series)

Romance: Penny Jordan, Female, (Mills and Boon series) vs. Bleep xxxx, Male (Bleep series)

Fantasy: JK Rowling, Female, (Harry Potter series) vs. JRR Tolkien, Male (Lord of the Rings series)

Horror: Anne Rice, Female (The Vampire Chronicles series) vs. Stephen King, Male, (Pet Semetary)

Chick Lit: Jackie Collins, Female (Hollywood series) vs. Bleep xxxx, Male (Bleep series)

Thriller: Bleep Bleep, Female, (Bleep series) vs. Dean Koontz, Male, (Frankenstein series)

Science Fiction: Bleep Bleep, Female, (Bleep series) vs. Micheal Crichton, Male (Jurrasic Park series)

Legal Thrillers: Bleep xxxx, Female, (Bleep series) vs. John Grisham, Male, (The Client)

Young Adult: Stephanie Meyer, Female, (Twilight series), vs. Bleep xxxx, Male, (Bleep series)

Organized Crime: Bleep xxxx, Female, (Bleep series) vs. Mario Puzo, Male, (The Godfather)

Literature: Bleep xxxx, Female, (Bleep series) vs. George Orwell, Male, (Animal Farm)

African Series: Chimamanda Adichie, Female, (Half of a Yellow Sun) vs. Chinua Achebe, Male, (Things Fall Apart)

Military: Bleep Bleep, Female, (Bleep series) vs. Tom Clancy, Male, The Hunt for Red October

Non-Fiction:

Drama:

Text Books:

Poetry:

Journals:

Newspaper Columns:

Etc, etc.

"Voice in a pen" sounds good.

There's one I came across called "Ink in my veins" Lol!

"The talking pen" is another good one.

What about "Scribbles and Doodles"

Death in itself isn't scary at all - it's almost like falling asleep

It's the knowledge of impending death that scares the hell out of people.

Enid Blyton books rock! My favorites were:
1. Malory Towers
2. St Claire's
3. The Enchanted Wood
4. The Five Find-Outers
5. Famous Five
6. Tales of Appleby Fair
7. Up the Faraway Tree
8. Naughty Amelia Jane

Does anyone remember those series in small sizes (square; hardcover) she wrote? E.g. Dame Topple's Buns and other stories; Mike's Monkey and other stories; Tell-tale Tommy and other stories; The Little Humpback Horse; The Adventures of Teddy, etc, etc, etc.

Luckily, my sister and I collected and stored most of her books right from when we were little. We still have them today and in good condition for a rainy day. Lol!

@dominique,

Don't blame me for being excited about the book (Feddie Girl by Nona David). I am an ex-feddy babe after all and I relate well to the characters and events in the book.

Book Reviews for "Feddie Girl" by Nona David

Posted by Wayne Hurlbert to the blog site "Blog Business World"

Thirteen year old Carlotta Ikedi didn't like attending her American schools, and was in constant trouble, and was often expelled for her behavior. Seeking a solution to Carlotta's problems, her parents enroll her in a private girls school in Nigeria. Carlotta faces a culture shock unlike any that she has ever known, and faces the challenge of succeeding on her own in a strange environment. In the wonderful coming of age novel Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School, author Nona David weaves a fine story of character, friendship, and triumph over adversity.

Nona David develops several important themes in the book including the interaction of the girls attending the West African school. As an American, Carlotta is termed a Feddie Girl by the other students, and as such occupies a special niche in the school. The students do not always treat one another well, and as a result, friction does take place. Carlotta must learn how to navigate the unfamiliar customs and rigid rules and punishments practiced in the school. Her recognition that she must take care of herself, and not depend on others helps her to cope with the different culture. At the same time, she develops important friendships and shares mutual support with several other girls.

Carlotta begins her Nigerian school career with her bad attitude firmly in place. Over time, the spoiled American girl becomes independent and reaches out to others. Her character grows along with her acceptance of the school and its students, mores, and rules. The story follows the evolution of Carlotta from her beginnings as a troubled youth to responsible young woman. Her initial concern is only for herself, but as she gets to know and understand Nigeria and its people, she changes her opinion from intense dislike to one of understanding and love.

I highly recommend the memorable and intriguing book Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School by Nona David, as a coming of age tale that takes on fairy tale proportions. In the exile of Carlotta to her father's home country of Nigeria, leaving her parents and their troubled marriage behind, Carlotta is transformed as a person. She starts her journey of self discovery with bitterness and disappointment and becomes one with her new surroundings and the people of Nigeria. The scenes in the book are memorable, and the characters stay with the reader long after the book ends.

Read the fascinating and enjoyable adventure novel Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School by Nona David, and transport yourself in both place and time to a private girls school in West Africa. Become entwined in the main plot and in the many interwoven subplots that give this novel its richness. Spend some time with Feddie Girl Carlotta, and share her sorrows and enjoy her triumphs as she becomes part of the school social fabric.


Posted by Wendy Hines to the blog site "Wendy's Minding Spot"

FEDDIE GIRL is an adventure that will have you laughing until tears roll down your face, gasping in shock, or shaking your head back and forth, unbelieving what is happening.
It's an adventure you won't want to miss. I really enjoyed watching Carlotta mature and learing about how boarding school operates in another country. I had some trouble with the Nigerian dialect, but it leads credence to the story.
The ending leads one to believe there is a sequel, and I certainly hope there is!
Character building, world development, and seamless writing have Nona David on the path straight to the top.
I really enjoyed myself.


Posted by Jill Page to the blog site: "Frugal Plus"

Feddie Girl by Nona David Review

Carlotta Ikedi being a thirteen-year-old teenage girl, that should be a tell-all right there! Can you say rebellious and frustrated inside?
You will find out that a lot of it stems from her home life. Her father, a prominent doctor going through several crises of his own, and her mother, a college professor with little time for Carlotta, and add to that a not-so recovering alcoholic. Her father is at the end of his rope with Carlotta and ships her off to a Nigerian boarding school.

It is interesting to learn of the different cultures and behaviors, especially of teens. However, you will find there are more similarities than realized. Feddie Girl is a bit of a heavier read than I expected due to the author’s syntax. However, it does have an amusing side to the story (as long as Carlotta isn’t your teen to deal with) As a mother, I had to throw that in there :giggle The colorful characters will keep you turning the pages, and I enjoyed the very fitting ending.

Stay tuned as there is another Novel due out that follows a parallel story of one of the characters in Feddie Girl!

A Special Thanks goes out to Joan over at Bernard Books Publishing for the opportunity to take a peek into those turbulent teen years within a different culture!


Posted by Evie Alexis to the blog site "Long Live Chick Lit"

Review for Nona David’s Feddie Girl:

“The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School,” is the summary provided for the readers at the bottom of Feddie Girl’s eye-catching cover. The humor was more dark than lighthearted, and at times the book had a tragic feel.

Carlotta Ikedi is a thirteen-year-old girl suffering from teenage rebellion. While that scenario is practically typical of every American teen - poor, middle-class or otherwise - Carlotta seems to suffer from teenage punkitis to a greater degree. Right from the story’s onset we find the heroine up to no good, cutting class and smoking a joint with a group one could not classify as friends; her vocabulary would make a drunken sailor blush.

Carlotta’s father, a prominent doctor going through several crises of his own, is fed up with his daughter’s bad-backside attitude and ships her off to Nigeria. Her mother is a college professor and a recovering alcoholic who has found her way back to the bottle. She readily complies to Dr. Ikedi’s forceful plan. Can we wonder at the young girl’s rage and lack of discipline?

Nona David has created a well-written and entertaining work of fiction, with the story taking wild and complicated turns. The readers are transported from Carlotta’s hell-on-Earth during her time at the boarding school, to Richard Ikedi’s entanglements with the mob, to Shelley Ikedi’s very bad life choices. This is a very dysfunctional, broken family, each separated by more than just mileage.

Feddie Girl is categorized as Women’s Fiction/Adventure. This reviewer found herself pulled in more by the sub-plots than the central focus which was of Carlotta’s plight. Perhaps older female readers may find themselves doing the same as that is the target audience whom the book is aimed at.

Overall, Feddie Girl was unique with its multicultural blend, offering many readers a glimpse of another world many would rarely see. While not the light romp expected, it definitely provided insight into the teenage mind.


Posted By Wendy Wallach on the blog site "It's Really Only a Purple World"

My Review of "Feddie Girl" a Great New Novel by Nona David:

I couldn't put it down! Really, who would have thought that a book about a Nigerian boarding school would be so interesting? Yet as you start to read about Carlotta and her bunk mates at the school, you get engrossed not so much about how they are different then typical American teenagers but instead by how similar they really are! The language and syntax was a bit hard to follow at times, but it still read well and I could not wait to get to the next chapter to see what happens.

According to the book, there is another novel due out that follows a parallel story of one of the characters and I cannot wait to see what she does with that character arc!

You can purchase this book from the publisher https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Or from Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259873309&sr=8-1

Also available in Nigeria. See https://bernardbooks.com/news.html for details.

[size=14pt]Book Reviews for "Feddie Girl" by Nona David[/size]

Posted by Wayne Hurlbert to the blog site "Blog Business World"

Thirteen year old Carlotta Ikedi didn't like attending her American schools, and was in constant trouble, and was often expelled for her behavior. Seeking a solution to Carlotta's problems, her parents enroll her in a private girls school in Nigeria. Carlotta faces a culture shock unlike any that she has ever known, and faces the challenge of succeeding on her own in a strange environment. In the wonderful coming of age novel Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School, author Nona David weaves a fine story of character, friendship, and triumph over adversity.

Nona David develops several important themes in the book including the interaction of the girls attending the West African school. As an American, Carlotta is termed a Feddie Girl by the other students, and as such occupies a special niche in the school. The students do not always treat one another well, and as a result, friction does take place. Carlotta must learn how to navigate the unfamiliar customs and rigid rules and punishments practiced in the school. Her recognition that she must take care of herself, and not depend on others helps her to cope with the different culture. At the same time, she develops important friendships and shares mutual support with several other girls.

Carlotta begins her Nigerian school career with her bad attitude firmly in place. Over time, the spoiled American girl becomes independent and reaches out to others. Her character grows along with her acceptance of the school and its students, mores, and rules. The story follows the evolution of Carlotta from her beginnings as a troubled youth to responsible young woman. Her initial concern is only for herself, but as she gets to know and understand Nigeria and its people, she changes her opinion from intense dislike to one of understanding and love.

I highly recommend the memorable and intriguing book Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School by Nona David, as a coming of age tale that takes on fairy tale proportions. In the exile of Carlotta to her father's home country of Nigeria, leaving her parents and their troubled marriage behind, Carlotta is transformed as a person. She starts her journey of self discovery with bitterness and disappointment and becomes one with her new surroundings and the people of Nigeria. The scenes in the book are memorable, and the characters stay with the reader long after the book ends.

Read the fascinating and enjoyable adventure novel Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School by Nona David, and transport yourself in both place and time to a private girls school in West Africa. Become entwined in the main plot and in the many interwoven subplots that give this novel its richness. Spend some time with Feddie Girl Carlotta, and share her sorrows and enjoy her triumphs as she becomes part of the school social fabric.


Posted by Wendy Hines to the blog site "Wendy's Minding Spot"

FEDDIE GIRL is an adventure that will have you laughing until tears roll down your face, gasping in shock, or shaking your head back and forth, unbelieving what is happening.
It's an adventure you won't want to miss. I really enjoyed watching Carlotta mature and learing about how boarding school operates in another country. I had some trouble with the Nigerian dialect, but it leads credence to the story.
The ending leads one to believe there is a sequel, and I certainly hope there is!
Character building, world development, and seamless writing have Nona David on the path straight to the top.
I really enjoyed myself.


Posted by Jill Page to the blog site: "Frugal Plus"

Feddie Girl by Nona David Review

Carlotta Ikedi being a thirteen-year-old teenage girl, that should be a tell-all right there! Can you say rebellious and frustrated inside?
You will find out that a lot of it stems from her home life. Her father, a prominent doctor going through several crises of his own, and her mother, a college professor with little time for Carlotta, and add to that a not-so recovering alcoholic. Her father is at the end of his rope with Carlotta and ships her off to a Nigerian boarding school.

It is interesting to learn of the different cultures and behaviors, especially of teens. However, you will find there are more similarities than realized. Feddie Girl is a bit of a heavier read than I expected due to the author’s syntax. However, it does have an amusing side to the story (as long as Carlotta isn’t your teen to deal with) As a mother, I had to throw that in there :giggle The colorful characters will keep you turning the pages, and I enjoyed the very fitting ending.

Stay tuned as there is another Novel due out that follows a parallel story of one of the characters in Feddie Girl!

A Special Thanks goes out to Joan over at Bernard Books Publishing for the opportunity to take a peek into those turbulent teen years within a different culture!


Posted by Evie Alexis to the blog site "Long Live Chick Lit"

Review for Nona David’s Feddie Girl:

“The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School,” is the summary provided for the readers at the bottom of Feddie Girl’s eye-catching cover. The humor was more dark than lighthearted, and at times the book had a tragic feel.

Carlotta Ikedi is a thirteen-year-old girl suffering from teenage rebellion. While that scenario is practically typical of every American teen - poor, middle-class or otherwise - Carlotta seems to suffer from teenage punkitis to a greater degree. Right from the story’s onset we find the heroine up to no good, cutting class and smoking a joint with a group one could not classify as friends; her vocabulary would make a drunken sailor blush.

Carlotta’s father, a prominent doctor going through several crises of his own, is fed up with his daughter’s bad-backside attitude and ships her off to Nigeria. Her mother is a college professor and a recovering alcoholic who has found her way back to the bottle. She readily complies to Dr. Ikedi’s forceful plan. Can we wonder at the young girl’s rage and lack of discipline?

Nona David has created a well-written and entertaining work of fiction, with the story taking wild and complicated turns. The readers are transported from Carlotta’s hell-on-Earth during her time at the boarding school, to Richard Ikedi’s entanglements with the mob, to Shelley Ikedi’s very bad life choices. This is a very dysfunctional, broken family, each separated by more than just mileage.

Feddie Girl is categorized as Women’s Fiction/Adventure. This reviewer found herself pulled in more by the sub-plots than the central focus which was of Carlotta’s plight. Perhaps older female readers may find themselves doing the same as that is the target audience whom the book is aimed at.

Overall, Feddie Girl was unique with its multicultural blend, offering many readers a glimpse of another world many would rarely see. While not the light romp expected, it definitely provided insight into the teenage mind.


Posted By Wendy Wallach on the blog site "It's Really Only a Purple World"

My Review of "Feddie Girl" a Great New Novel by Nona David:

I couldn't put it down! Really, who would have thought that a book about a Nigerian boarding school would be so interesting? Yet as you start to read about Carlotta and her bunk mates at the school, you get engrossed not so much about how they are different then typical American teenagers but instead by how similar they really are! The language and syntax was a bit hard to follow at times, but it still read well and I could not wait to get to the next chapter to see what happens.

According to the book, there is another novel due out that follows a parallel story of one of the characters and I cannot wait to see what she does with that character arc!

You can purchase this book from the publisher https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Or from Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259873309&sr=8-1

Also available in Nigeria. See https://bernardbooks.com/news.html for details.

I nominate "Feddie Girl" by Nona David for the first category

You can get from Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259873309&sr=8-1

naliakar:
Will order my copy from amazon right away

That's the spirit!

While you're at Amazon you may also want to check out "Feddie Girl" by Nona David. Wonderful piece of fiction!

PEACE!

Dan Brown takes the ace.

No hype = no book reading in Nigeria? I'm seriously confused! 

So gone are the days when people go to a bookstore and pick up a book they haven't heard of previously? So now we need to hear "hype" before we read a book, even those authored by our own country men?
Imagine if Americans or the British behaved like that, too? Who would have mustered up the courage to be the first to read Grisham, King, Brown, Rowling, Meyer, and the rest of today's big names?

Well, God bless the first person who read "The Potters Wheel"; The Concubine"; "The Bottled leopard"; "Jagua Nana"; "No Longer at Ease"; "Purple Hibiscus"; "Half of a Yellow Sun"; "The Abyssinian Boy"; "Everything Good will Come"; "Feddie Girl"; etc. etc. etc.

If Nigerians keep maintaining this attitude of "A book must win an award before I read it," then I'm afraid our book industry has a long way to go.

semid4lyfe:
Have they run out of novels by Nigerians to use as literature texts that they'll now use Feddie Girl?

Shakespeare, Mayor of Casterbridge, Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies, etc,
Are they all written by Nigerians? Did you not read some or all of them in sec sch?
Versatility is the key, my brother.

Just keep it simple, shey u get?

Please does anyone know if there is any truth to this gist?

I heard secondary schools (Federal & Private) are now contracting this book (FEDDIE GIRL by Nona David)

It's a great book, sha. I guess our youths and Young Adults will benefit from it. 

The author really did a marvelous job! KUDOS to her!

The book is an Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259009936&sr=8-1

It's also available in Nigeria. See details at https://bernardbooks.com/news.html

I heard secondary schools (Federal & Private) are now contracting the book. Is that true?

Do you think they're thinking of using it as a literature novel? Lwkmd!

It's a great book, sha. I guess our youths and Young Adults will benefit from it.

The good African novels are very good while the bad ones are utterly deplorable.

But the problem of bad command of English and poor grammar is not just a problem for writers--it's a problem for many Africans.

Too bad.

However, I love the fact that some Americans are taking interest in African culture and making it the theme of their novels. A good example is the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. While reading the novel, you'll know it's written by an American, but at the same time, you'll be wondering which Federal School in Nigeria she attended. The research and syntax employed in the book are that good!

The novel is on Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0982452608/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&qid=1257359162&sr=8-1&condition=new


You can also get it from the publisher. Bernard Books Publishing https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

I hear it's now available in Nigeria. https://bernardbooks.com/news.html

queenesthr:
Can i have an idea who Nona David is?

Nona David is the author of "Feddie Girl" I believe she's American. She's also on Facebook.

Title "Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School"

The book is about this spoilt & wayward American babe that her parents send to boarding school in Naija as the last resort, so that she would learn a lesson in life and shape up her character. The 'omo-oyibo' get's to boarding house and has some interesting adventures and experiences,
I can't stop laughing o, lwkmd!

Anyway sha, the book is on Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608

And also available from the publisher's site https://bernardbooks.com

You can also get the book in Naija. See the location and phone # at https://bernardbooks.com/news.html

this novel is a must-read for anyone who attended secondary school in Niaja. it brings back fond memories of those good old days!!!!! Grin

Finally, this novel has come to naija!!! For those of you who have been waiting for it, the details are on https://bernardbooks.com/news.html

This books is a must-read!!!!!!!