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Romance / Re: Pretty Lady Gets Married To Herself On Her Wedding Day (pix/video) by IfGodbeforus(m): 8:38pm On May 13
Results from fake feminism and masturbation. No matter how she can never run away from a dickk.
True. nlfpmod
Fashion / Re: Mary Magdalene Massive Implant Bursts In One Of Her 22lb Boobs (graphic Photos) by IfGodbeforus(m): 9:51pm On Feb 05
Ayeeee wetyn con be this one? This one too na still breast?
This on nawa.Nlfpmod
Health / Re: Oyinbo Woman Spotted Barefoot And Looking Unkempt In Ajah, Lagos (Photo) by IfGodbeforus(m): 8:40am On Jan 22
I just hope all this desperate boys have not used her for ritual

That is a bad one. Nlfpmod

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Gayright Activist, Chiloba's Partner Confesses To Killing Him (Photos) by IfGodbeforus(m): 8:54pm On Jan 09
See how the devil is gradually reducing human below animals

The devil is a very wicked man aswear!
Very wicked indeed. NLFPMOD
Religion / Re: Only Fools Say There’s No God, Jesus Turned My Shame To Celebration –Ooni Of Ife by IfGodbeforus(m): 12:22pm On Jan 08
Absolutely. NLFPMOD

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Blames God For Her Pain And Failure (photos) by IfGodbeforus(m): 12:16pm On Jan 08

You always argue blindly, it seems your mental state needs to be checked
Politics / Re: Antichrist Arrives, World War III - Nostradamus' Predictions For 2023 by IfGodbeforus(m): 2:53pm On Dec 29, 2022
Jesus is coming soon.
2023 maybe
But my best guess is

Nevertheless prepare, repent, pray and watch.
It is well.
Religion / Re: GOD Of Chosen Mysteriously Frees A Young Man From Prison After 2years (Pix, Vid) by IfGodbeforus(m): 11:42am On Dec 25, 2022

I found these hilarious. cheesy God have mercy on me.

Hungry man wey dey request selective food.
Very funny. Nlfpmod
Family / Re: IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS GUYS, WOULD YOU WEAR THIS OUTFIT? by IfGodbeforus(m): 8:13pm On Dec 22, 2022

No be small. Everything is just tending to immorality. No invention of great ideas. Only trash
True. Nlfpmod
Sports / Re: Antichrist Will Be Introduced And Ordained On Final Day Of World Cup - Mummy GO by IfGodbeforus(m): 8:15pm On Dec 19, 2022
Maybe it's not this world cup
Crime / Re: Do Y'all Notice This Too? by IfGodbeforus(m): 5:18pm On Dec 17, 2022
Why is it every time that maid abuse and child abuse news come out,the culprits are always Igbo women?

Did you also notice that whenever human Head is harvested, it is always Afonja?


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Crime / Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by IfGodbeforus(m): 7:30pm On Dec 10, 2022

Tiktok na bad influence to teenagers..
Very true.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zixiyouii by IfGodbeforus(m): 4:01pm On Dec 05, 2022
These noise makers disturbing this thread have suddenly gone dumb and off. You can't keep the thread alive, yet you disturb and derail the thread. What kind of stupidity is that?


Foreign Affairs / Re: Zixiyouii by IfGodbeforus(m): 10:41pm On Nov 24, 2022

The guy always sound stupid sad

And you flock down here all the time to enjoy 'stupid post'. Can't you see your stupidity is on steroids?


Foreign Affairs / Re: We Need A Single Global Order” Says Macron ( Video) by IfGodbeforus(m): 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2022
Humanity is designed by nature to Complements One Another not to Conflict nor Compete with One Another ....

The Only way we can achieve such is for All Nations to Subscribes to One Single Order under God(Good and Peace) of Sciences and Humanities....

That's the Future of Planet Earth and from Earth, Human shall Unravel the vastness of the Universes as Encompassed in our Algorithms...

We can't do that if we keep fighting one another Destroying Resources and setting ourselves back by 10years every Blessed Year..

We also need more Populations to create more Wealths under One Global Single Order of Peace and Good!

Religion / Re: Mummy G.O At It Again! As She Names 7 Popular Nigerian Churches That Won’t Make by IfGodbeforus(m): 7:50pm On Nov 06, 2022

Where’s he now?

Ministries and prayer house?
Religion / Re: "No Pastor Is All-knowing" Pastors Niyi Adebayo And Mike Bamiloye Admit by IfGodbeforus(m): 6:34pm On Nov 06, 2022
They are very right... unfortunately, many believers tend not to realize that
Properties / Re: Don't Bother Building A Family Swimming Pool If It Is Not Like This (PICS) by IfGodbeforus(m): 9:51pm On Nov 01, 2022
Better to avoid having one at home if you have kids less than 15 years old.

If they want to swim, they can do so in public swimming pools where there are adults watching them.

Cos my my restless daughter will climb that fence somehow somehow.

Kids are very unpredictable and dumb.
Family / Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by IfGodbeforus(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2022
modern generation. He even allow you buy land. Na wah oo.
Is there a problem with that? nlfpmod
Family / Re: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by IfGodbeforus(m): 8:39pm On Oct 23, 2022

I am married and nobody can try that shit with me. My mother in law dares not move into my house without my express permission.
Religion / Re: The Gospel Was Clear On Monogamy: Late Pa Josiah Ekundayomi by IfGodbeforus(m): 11:07am On Oct 09, 2022
Very true. Fp nlfpmod
Religion / Re: Is Hot Leather Jeans Right To Wear To Church? by IfGodbeforus(m): 8:55am On Oct 02, 2022
Fp nlfpmod
Foreign Affairs / Re: Queen's Guard 'watered' Amidst Heatwave (photo) by IfGodbeforus(m): 11:44am On Jul 20, 2022
Water is one of the greatest things given to humans. Lalasticlala, mynd44 .


Romance / Re: Does The Clitoris Get Bigger & Does Size Really Matter For Women Pleasure? (Pix) by IfGodbeforus(m): 9:34pm On Jun 22, 2022
Which kain topic be this sef, lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: Fayemi Asked Me To Commit Electoral Fraud But I Refused by IfGodbeforus(m): 9:10pm On May 16, 2022
Baba rest. What kicked you out of power was your greediness. You wanted to be a tinubu in edo state, unfortunately it backfired as edo no be lagos.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Order: Sowore Asks Osinbajo To Resign by IfGodbeforus(m): 4:52pm On May 11, 2022
Osinbanjo was not appointed , he was elected, so that does not pertain to him.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mystery: U.S Congress To Hold UFO Hearing Next Week (Pics) by IfGodbeforus(m): 10:30pm On May 10, 2022

This is coming from a fully-developed adult male with multiple personality disorder, how ironic! grin cheesy
I have gone through your posts and I noticed that it's on righteousness post that you masturbate on.
I hope you don't hang or kill yourself on top righteousness. Depression and suicide go hand in hand. The symptoms are very clear on you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mystery: U.S Congress To Hold UFO Hearing Next Week (Pics) by IfGodbeforus(m): 9:41pm On May 10, 2022
It is certain something is wrong with you.
Move on and find solution to your problems. Depression is real.

You had to slander me with one of your numerous alternate accounts. grin

Only you: Righteousness2, Uprightness, HonNL, Holinessforever, Holiness2100, Gospelpreacher, yet you claim to be upright? You open topics with either HonNL, Holinessforever or Gospelpreacher, then you comment on your own topics with your Righteousness2 account so that people won't know that it's you that is sourcing for these doomsday topics yourself. You don't want people to see you for the fraudulent doomsday-obsessed freak that you truly are! Shame on you, man!


Foreign Affairs / Re: Mystery: U.S Congress To Hold UFO Hearing Next Week (Pics) by IfGodbeforus(m): 9:30pm On May 10, 2022
Bros you sound depressed. shut up and move on. If you don't like what he put out, pass by .Abi are u forced?
Instead of this idiot above me to concentrate in science class, he was probably sleeping. Now, he concludes that anything his fickle mind does not understand or cannot process must be supernatural. Brandishing ignorance and contaminating nairaland with conspiracy garbage. His dull followers dishing out likes and shares like the illiterate that they are. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. Righteousness2 is their king in this case because he has access to articles from Daily Mail where he goes to handpick sensational stories that he could pass off as "supernatural" and create doomsday theories out of them. On most occasions, the reasons and explanations behind most of these phenomenas are broadly explained at the end of these articles (if you're not too lazy to click his source link and read the article from its original authors at Daily Mail), but out dear Pastor cleverly crops out those parts. Using deception to preach the word of God just makes you as demonic as the so-called "New world order" that you're obsessed with.


Politics / Re: “Polygamy Is Not A Sin” – Reno Acts To Yul Edochie’s Second Marriage by IfGodbeforus(m): 7:41pm On Apr 28, 2022
Reno is confusing himself here. Lalasticlala

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