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Man: Baby, I love you, would you marry me?
Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face)
I have waited more than 12yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went on my way to be nice to specie of marriageble age!
I took up new hobbies, watching football and playstation.
I went to House on the Rock, MFM, Christ Embassy, Living Faith, Redeemed and presently at Winners looking everywhere for you, I went from a size 16 to size 10, so that when you see me, you will love what you see.
I left lagos to abuja, then I left to portharcourt, then I went all the way to kano.
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to facebook, from facebook to twitter, I even had a blog on which I rented, hoping you will show up!!
I uploaded only my best pictures on facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best!!!
I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out from the door directly to me!!
So it was you all dis while??
The neighbor I say hello to every morning!!
Were you trying my faith
You almost rendered my prayer life useless!!
What were u waiting for
What sign were you looking for??
Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?
Now be a gentleman, get down on your kneels and put the ring on my finger!!!
The guy replied, "APRIL FOOL"
If you are the ONE what will you do?

GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve
dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
kissed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, that's no reason to call
him a bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my br**st.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor touched her br**st.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: That's no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had s*x with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
took off her clothes and had s*x with the girl. GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, that's also no reason to
call him a bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: You are a BASTAAAARD!!

GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve
dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
kissed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, that's no reason to call
him a bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my breast.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: That's no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, that's also no reason to
call him a bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: You are a BASTAAAARD!!

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If your relationship is not going well, you better watch this. The 9 secrets of happy couples. Always remember the basics, a great relationship requires time, commitment, communication, trust and of course faithfulness with each other. Without these factors you’ll end up having a rough time.

1. Develop a realistic view of committed relationships.
Recognize that the crazy infatuation you experienced when your romance was new won’t last. A deeper, richer relationship, and one that should still include romance, will replace it. A long-term relationship has ups and downs, and expecting it will be all sunny and roses all the time is unrealistic.

2. Work on the relationship.
An unattended garden develops weeds that can ultimately kill even the heartiest plants. And so it is with relationships. It is important to address problems and misunderstandings immediately. Some people believe good relationships just happen naturally. The truth is that a good relationship, like anything you want to succeed in life, must be worked on and tended to on a regular basis. Neglect the relationship, and it will often go downhill.

3. Spend time together.
There is no substitute for shared quality time. When you make a point of being together, without kids, pets and other interruptions, you will form a bond that will get you through life’s rough spots. Time spent together should be doing a shared activity, not just watching television.

4. Make room for “separateness.”
Perhaps going against conventional wisdom, spending time apart is also an important component of a happy relationship. It is healthy to have some separate interests and activities and to come back to the relationship refreshed and ready to share your experiences. Missing your partner helps remind you how important he or she is to you.

5. Make the most of your differences.
Stop and think: What most attracted you to your partner at the beginning? I’ll almost guarantee that it was exactly the thing that drives you most insane today. Take a fresh look at these differences. Try to focus on their positive aspects and find an appreciation for those exact things that make the two of you different from one another. It’s likely that your differences balance one another out and make you a great team.

6. Don’t expect your partner to change; but at the same time give them more of what they want.
If both you and your partner stop trying to change each other, you will eliminate the source of most of your arguments. At the same time, each of you should focus on giving one another more of what you know the other person wants, even if it doesn’t come naturally. For instance, instead of complaining how your partner never cleans out the dishwasher, try just doing it yourself once in awhile without complaint. Your partner will likely notice your effort and make more of an effort themselves around the house. If you do both of these things at once you’ve got a winning plan!

7. Accept that some problems can’t be solved.
There may be issues upon which you cannot agree. Rather than expending wasted energy, agree to disagree, and attempt to compromise or to work around the issue. Two people cannot spend years together without having legitimate areas of disagreement. The test of a happy relationship is how they choose to work through such issues — through compromise, change, or finding it’s just not that important to stew over.

8. Communicate!
Lack of communication is the number one reason even good relationships fail. And here is a useful format for doing so, especially when dealing with incendiary topics: Listen to your partner’s position, without interrupting him or her. Just listen. When he or she is finished, summarize what you heard him or her say. If you can, empathize with your significant other even though you don’t agree. This will take your partner off of the defensive, and make it easier for them to hear your thoughts and feelings. It’s hard to argue when you use this format, and best of all, you may come up with an understanding or a solution.

9. Honesty is essential.
You may share with your partner the things he or she doesn’t want to hear. Better this than to have him or her doubt your honesty. Mistrust is one of the key deal breakers in relationships. And once trust is lost or broken, it can take a very long time to re-establish it in the relationship.The happiest couples are the ones where honesty is as natural and every day as breathing.

1. Your mother carried you for 9 months bearing pain upon pain.
2. During this time, she could not eat because of you! She could not sleep because of you!
3. When you were a baby, she spent every minute of her life looking after you!
4. She only slept when you slept! She only ate after you had eaten!
5. She was patient and loved you even when you cried all night and when you cried all day !
6. She taught you how to walk, how to speak, how to eat, she taught you how to live!
7. When you fall ill, she looks after you!
8. She always cooks and prepared food for you !
9. She buys you whatever you ask for !
10. She loves you unconditionally !

These are just a few things that our Mothers do for us; they do so much more of which we do not know about.
However, one thing that your Mother does for you, that nobody else in the world does, is that she worries about you from the bottom of her Heart.
♥I LOVE YOU MOM♥

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2. Previously Faithful: A serial cheater will most likely remain this way. A person who does not find it difficult to remain faithful in previous relationships is very likely to be faithful to you. Cheating is usually more about a person’s character than it is a reaction to their partner. That is to say, a person who does not naturally have it in him/her to cheat previously will most likely not have a reason to do so now.

3. Role model: We all have people we look up to when we think about our ideal relationships. Most of the times, these relationship role models turn out to be couples in the home we are from, like our parents. So, a person who grew up in a home where infidelity is the norm, will find it difficult to behave any differently when he/she begins dating. They assume this is how all relationships work and they are conditioned to act as such.

4. Friends: Just like with role models, our friends have a lot of influence on the way we behave. We judge who we are and what we do according to what our friends do. So, if your partner is surrounded by friends who are not faithful in their respective relationships, then it is very likely that he/she will not be faithful too.

5. Keeps his/her word: A big sign a person will faithful is if he/she is very good at keeping his/her word. A person who keep promises and pulls through whenever they say they would is usually an honorable person and honorable people are very unlikely to be unfaithful.

6. No ex drama: Is your partner’s ex always in the picture and always finding ways to get back into your relationship? No ex will have the right or opportunity to worm their way into a relationship without permission.
So, if you are with a partner who either keeps talking about his/her ex, or getting messages from them, then it is likely because your partner allows this to happen. This also means, your partner is leaving the door of communication open just in case the right opportunity comes along. It is a sign that he/she is not ready to be fully commited to you.

7. Happiness: A person who is content and happy in his/her relationship is unlikely to cheat as they are confident that they are getting all they want where they are. Relationships are like anything else, once you feel fulfilled and happy in a particular position, it is unlikely that you will want to risk your happiness and neither will you feel the need to be curious about what else is out there.

8. Not greedy: Some people are naturally greedy in character. No matter what they have they are still obsessed with getting what others have. They are hardly ever content as they always believe there is always room to get something more or something better. People with this character trait are will not make faithful partners. No matter how great their partners are, they will always be seeking for something better elsewhere.

9. Secure: Being a secure person means you believe in yourself, with or without a partner. It means you do not completely depend on the opposite sex to determine who you are. These kinds of people are confident, and they know who they are.
To them, a relationship is not just something to boost their egos, or make them feel pretty and wanted. They go into a relationship because they want to join forces and build a life with someone. These kinds of people have no time for insincerity and games. They usually make really good partners.

10. Feel free to add yours….

In view of the above, most ladies finds it difficult & challenging to easily identify guys/men who are not serious in r/ships but only want to attain their personal avaricious desiderata after which they’ll flee & thus, bringing to fore heartbreaks & emotional trauma. Some tips are to be adhered to in order to be able to spot & know when a BAD EGG approaches you or probably got caught up with you in a web of daliance. Below are few tips to keep a jealous eyes upon for your own safety;
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1) Any guy who cannot delay gratification but wants everything from you even before marriage needs to be watched. He wants early sex, undivided attention and adoration, he is all over you all the time and is extremely jealous, he disrespects your values in life and your opinion does not really count; he wants you to disconnect from your friends and family members and focus only on him. Such guy is a wrong guy!

2) Any guy who finds it difficult to be open or transparent to you and avoid talking about his past relationships, failures, financial challenges, emotional problems and is very good at concealing negative things about himself to make a good impression, must be re-assessed before you commit. Relationships cannot grow
without transparency.

3) Any man who cannot take responsibility for his life but blames everyone for his challenges except himself is not worth your hand in marriage! He may also not take responsibility for his marriage!

4) A man who is a fault-finder and a
perfectionist is difficult to please. In his
world, there is no room for mistakes of
any magnitude and if you make a mistake, be ready for harsh criticism. On the other hand, if he is good at messing up everything around him, unfortunately he could mess up your life too!

5) Never consider getting married to a lazy man who does not have a realistic vision for his life! A man who is going nowhere will lead his wife nowhere! A man’s responsibility is to provide leadership and direction to his family! On the other hand, when a woman with vision marries a man without vision, she naturally becomes the leader of the home which will eventually lead to conflict or disorder! Believe me; it does not work out well in marriage!

6) Never marry a man who does not have a relationship with God unless you too do not have one. A man who loves and respect the Lord will love and respect you in obedience to the Lord!

7) Be mindful of a man who is hot
tempered, if he flares up because of things
that are not significant or at a slightest
provocation, it might be dangerous getting
married to him unless he changes. Any
man with this trait could be aggressive,
physically abusive and unpredictable in
marriage.
A man who cannot control his temper is a time-bomb waiting to happen!

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HBD Goodluck Jonathan. The symbol of Democracy in Africa.

A man who served his father land with all diligence.

A man under who dey said Subsidy was a fraud, yet they are budgeting 413bn for presently.

A man who brought boko haram to their feet but today just few months, we are counting nearly 1000 deaths.

A man under which Nigeria became the biggest economy in the Africa but yet they say he mismanaged the economy just becos they could not handle what he left behind.

A man under which state governors agreed to pay 18,000 minimum wage but yesterday they said they can no longer pay.

A man who turned our airports around.

Agriculture was revived under him.

He man who conduct a free and fair election that saw him accepted defeat even where there are issues leading to his defeat.

The first african President to show true sportsmanship in an election. He picked his phone at about 5:15pm to congratulate his opponent.

Today I raise my hat for a MAN WEY SABI. A shining light in Africa as he celebrates another beautiful year added to his age.

HBD to GEJ@58.

Akpos visited his friend Johnbull.
Johnbull called his wife and asked her to serve them drinks.
When the wife was done with the serving, she sat down right opposite Akpos with her legs open......Akpos could not control himself so he enjoyed the view.
When Johnbull went inside the house, his wife asked Akpos, do you like what you see?
Akpos said YES
Johnbull's wife told him you can have it, but with only #5,000 and Akpos agreed.
So....
they fixed a time, 12pm the next day when the husband Johnbull, will be at work.
so the next day, Akpos came over at the exact time and they enjoyed themselves then he paid her.
When Johnbull came back, this was what transpired btw him & his wife..
Johnbull : Honey was Akpos here today?
Wife : (Afraid)YES
Johnbull : At 12pm right?
Wife : (Afraid)Yes
Johnbull : oh Akpos, my good friend always keeping time
Wife : honey why do you ask?
Johnbull : He came over to my office and borrowed #5,000 from me, promising to bring it back to you at the house by 12pm, so did he bring it??

Check on this conversation and comment afterwards..
Boy: Hello babe
Girl: (Seen 3 minutes ago)
Boy: Hey please answer me
Girl: (seen 2 minutes ago)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that?
Girl: (Seen 3 minutes ago)
Boy: Ok goodnight love, I just wanted to tell you that I've recieved my salary worth 80k and have reserved 20k for your shopping in this new month.
Girl: Wow, sure? that's great, when shall we go..
Boy: (seen 3 minutes ago)
Girl: Please answer me dear, I was off last time, when shall we go darling?
Boy: (seen 2 minutes ago)
Girl: I know you are there and you are reading my message, just answer me sweetheart, I love you..
Boy: (seen 3 minutes ago)
Girl: Anyway Goodnight, tomorrow am coming at your place to visit you!!
DROP ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS GIRL..

Few days ago, it was reported that 128 people were massacred in Paris, ISIS terrorist group has claimed responsibility for the attack. The news & publicity is Ballyhoo on social media platforms, electronic media & so on. Its over two years our Chibok girls were captured in Nigeria, not much talk on it anymore, yet no hopes of rescuing them which is lugubrious.
Barely 72 hours of the strike in Paris, there have been so much talked about it, making it Crinkum-crankum even softwares has been designed to pass a message across the world, thereby condemning the act & also calling for the perpetrators to be apprended & brought to justice. The sad thing is that majority of Nigerians have been the one championing & creating more awareness about this massacre. Mostly on some social media platforms like facebook, we find profile pictures & cover photos changed to a customized French Flag.
This brings us to the question why was there not much campaigning & talks about Our Girls (268 Abducted Girls), if Nigerians & the world can propogate about the massacre in Paris barely 72 hours of this act. A country where the leaders are not concern about it citizens in terms of protection rather embezzeling & stealing public fund to satisfy their selfish interest. Leaders who are corrupt, self centered & can go every length using the law to their advantage to cover their corrupt practices. Am not supporting what happened in Paris, it should be condemned but as an activist who believes that every life is important, no matter your tribe, ethnicity, religion. We should cherish & defend our own. A country that talks & says it practice democracy. What is Democracy without the people (citizen)?. I therefore call on Patriotic Nigerians not hyprocrite let's continue the race on championing the campaign of getting our abducted Chibok Girls rescued & returned to their families. Long Live Nigeria, Long Live Nigerians.
Destiny Ify (Human Right Activist)

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Let me start by saying, every individual has one or two gifts bathed in them, some are good speakers, writers, artist, motivators, counsellors etc. but all of this gifts mentioned aboved will not materialize if it is not discovered & harnest @ a tender age. This brings us 2 d question of Parenting. We all came 4rom a family, when am talking of family, consisting of Father, Mother, Brother, Sister etc. As Parents it is very key we pay sensitive attention & observation to our kids from there tender age. By doing this we will observe certain things our Kids does & enjoy doing. Take 4 Instance, a child who at a tender age loves drawing (art), clearly watching, observing & encouraging that child will help that gift to blossom with time.
This tender age is very crucial in the aspect of Parenting, coz u will find kids who are extremely gifted in so many areas, some have more than two gifts. Early discovery is key, as Parents or one aspiring to be, we can also help them by giving & creating a platform for them to eventually sharpen, build & discover themselves better. Having said a lot about 'Gifts', this brings me to the question of Purpose. Purpose in my own simple definition is reason for which something exist or is done, made or used. As human we exist for a reason. Back to our main subject of discussion, there is a strong connection between 'Gifts' &
'Purpose'. Just like we have a military personnel who has been given a rifle, granade, catridges, all this items are to equip him inorder to face his enemies. Literally that what our 'Gifts' is meant to do for us, by helping us actualize our purpose. One interesting thing about knowing our Purpose, it helps us have a sense of direction. As a result all efforts & attention will be channeled towards building & harnessing our Gifts so as to actual our Purpose & Impact our world. No wonder it is said, the grave yard is where you will find the most gifted & talented people. Discovering our Purpose early helps us struggle less & saves time, thereby helping us focus more on developing our Gifts. We are here to impact our world, some are just existing while some are living. Living is all about adding positive value 2 the lives of people & our world @ large. I challenge us today to go & make our world a better place, we are here for a purpose. What would be remembered of us while we are gone? Is something to ponder on.

Thank You.

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