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ask AKON what he used to cure his loneliness

am a doctor BUT i hate repeating presriptions

hmmmmn na waoh here !your friend as not met the girl in person and wants to start the traditional rites i hope he doesnt come here or send you to ome here when the yahooze marriage starts running problems.

to answer ya question ,YES i can marry someone i meet online but not without meeting physically,have normal courtship and know ourselves very well. don't forget its a life long affair _{supposed to be} and people sometimes tend to portray an image of what they are not online.advice ya friend to get to know the girl first before rushing into anything please.

me too 
MTN is just same everywhere

hey folks lets give them a little patience.no one is 100%¨efficient

i took fried yam this morning.ma lunch is gonna be pounded yam and dinner is gonna be yam porridge.hope its the right step to haing twins spoilt?

i love twins

hmmmmmmn fhm***, ,,,,,,,,,,hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,******hmmmmmm,,,,,,,::::::: fiakwa buko between pres,ikomi na otele onye nwuru ahuru nga?hmmmmn,,,,,,,,,tufia ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::::::::hmmmmmn;;;; na waoh unu richa akwa rere na okpa 9th mile unu abia emebi mmadu nose here.

unu achoghi ikwu eziokwu abi?ok maa gbajite mkpisi aziza now.onye o bula d ting mara eeeeeh,hmmmmmn imi muooooo

umu igbo hello and hi.[b]hmmmn ahuru a ka na esi kwa[/b]anyway bukonu later,ndia ji ahuru mebie here.lol

nke anyi diri anyi ooooooooo

rofl.

things are happening here oooooo
partly single and doubly single.

Blak whats up?tis exams no fit kill me lai lai i did have some grooving during the weekend jare.half a pint wont kill anyone hope you are ok dearie?

nice4babes na you sabi?why i no go do?i be stick or what?lol

@alll have fun .you live ya live just once!make the best out of ya status !

am singly engaged,doubly single !

haaaaahahah eeheeeeeeehhhheh ochi front and back seat teeth egboula m
gini mere na some ppl a naghi ekwu eziokwu?gini mere eziokwu ji ama some ppl ura na nti?ie i likeri,e jiri ya mara gi bukonu umu igbo o bunu njo eeeeeeeeeeeeh?

mbara ya ndi awo
ijiji ya ndi singing
bookruman ya ndi honorable

o huru nwanyi juu nri 1 of igboland a na m ekele gi ooooooo

pres o gaghi a work.am going to bed now.biko ura abiala agadi nwanyi and moreover oga is getting uncomfortable down below.ma ga hazie ya jare.pres pres na you sabi.

ikomi gud nite.keep ya confession to yaself ok

nwando ka chi foo.

umu igbo gudnite.

nwando:
Eziokwu?
Ikomi ra kwaa nsi mmiri mmiri

o buru m,hmmmmn o buru m,o nwa anwa buru m ka mmadu gwara okwu aaaa,hmmmmmmn infact m nme wonders here.ikomi so so mmadu gwara gi okwu a i gba nkiti?chai eyaaaaaaaa dimkpa a kala nka thats why boys ji aputa agwa ya okwu anyhow,i can understand          

babyo they can only kill the body but cant tamper with our soul. wellcome back !

mba mba buko,a chorom inu the remainig part of ikomis confession.
things like that na atom ka shugar ma o bu mmanu anwu sef.

ikomi am all ears and eyes too.who knows i might learn something ka abara m uru na abali a  

nwando so so o gi bu babyosisi chai ngwere a gbala aji ocha      

nwando wellucome.ije gi ije kpoms mana buko i si na ikomi mere gini?bia tam aru na nti buko       echekwa m ma ha asi na ya si na wilderness ?now ka m hotara d type of wilderness ha si puta,chai ikomi,even you       uwa nke a sef,no one to trust again !

nna men its getting late and cold now.ma gaa mee d something important in a special way.anyi ga ahu echi site na ike chukwu .

Ikomi:
So wats been happening, Presido oyi ga egbu nu gi this year. lol. No one to hold, there is this teddy bear I saw yesterday and I remembered u. lol.

The teddy bukwara ibu.

hahhahaahhahaahahah heheheheheheheheheheheh chei lekwam ikpom shoe buko.so so o nwere ndi i na ahu cheta teddy or the other way round?hahahahahh . lol

anyway a dighim sure na oyi na atu d bad boy though i really wish na oyi ga atugbu ya sef!o nweghi ihe o na emere anyi jare.pres pres i lakpoula?ngwa talk now,ole udi ugbo nky ji abia akwukwo?onye asi oku !

if you really know nky,tell me which type of car brings her to school?agadi my fine ass.

ikomi is that so?chai i guess na i ga e need fried eju na soaking garri now after bouts of honeylicking and c**t eating hahahahahhahahahaha ikomi the wilderness man !deeje

Ikomi:
Umuigbo how una dey?

we are fine buko .dont mind the papa.agadi abiala ya nke ojoo.

ole ije ikomi?iole maka amuazu?udo di ,i hope?

pres pres i can see that you are trying to get me confused.exactly ihe onye ukochukwu gwara m na ulo uka tata.hahahahahahahahha so nnenne a hola nkechi now?pres pres buko koro june 12 gi gawa buko.a choghim imazi again,inula.i have gotten a gud contact to otu onye n'ime ha and i beieve i wud hu ha niile soonest


pres onye amumaa ugha.ma bia lakpuo sef.nooro nga nani gi buru fake news agaghari.lol


umu igbo ka chi foo nu

that chetas me,buko pres ole maka nnenneigbo?lol.i do hope shes ok.

o buru na o bughi okwu ka i na acho mu gini mere i jiri tinye ya MILLS AND BOOM?stella m mara bu m nyere ya di name mills and boom n'ihi na o na ewetara m ya na ulo akwukwo mgbe o bula.pres i na acho m okwu ooooooo.infact i na akpam aka nga ojoo.

o buru na o nwere onye na ime my friends i like ri,jiri style gwam,i nu.hapu i bokasi ihe e liri na ala buko.a maghim ihe i bu na obi?

a gara m uka buko.o gi ka m kwesiri iju ma i kawara uka,nka i na achoghari panti stella agaghari .lol

umu igbo abali oma nu 

child actors
dwarf actors
seems same to me

ck4u:
I am one of the onitsha indegine , my name is Chukwuma Atuona if you want to cotact me my email is domatuonah@yahoo.com. I wish to here from you soon.

hahahahahahhaha see serious applicant here.but bros you came late,the babe it seems has gotten for herself another bros in the name of debosky and they are busily enjoying theirselves now.but come to think of it is that why you joined nairaland?_{as na your very first post} lol

hmmmmmmmmmmn ole ebe ha gara?o buzikwa so uka o hu ka o nwere ihe ozo eeee?ha e sila na nkpota utaba ba ime ahia? hahahahahahahha unu e chefukwala na a gbacha , oso a MUST guola miile.   beta anu beta extra kilo bu kwanu na ahu nama.

nke onye na eme,uche ya dikwa ya.

izu uka o huru a ga aburu anyi niile izu uka of many joys,untold victory and bountiful blessings for ndi kwere nu 

what is good for the goose is good for the gander !

dead men dont bite.

hmmmn i love twins

cuuny man die,cunny man bury am jare

you are what you think.PERIOD .