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Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic In A Stunning Black Dress In NewYork by ifyalways(f): 10:20am On Sep 12, 2013
FLYGERIAN91: anyone notice d white abaya wearin a black gown too but with sporting trainershuh damn...... whites mostly dont care what pple think of some certain things.....
lol
Rita is cute kiss
Family › Re: Please I Need Help!!! by ifyalways(f): 10:16am On Sep 12, 2013
Romance › Re: Do U Seek For True Love Ladies Only by ifyalways(f): 10:15am On Sep 12, 2013
chiboy1928: Hi am tochi by name a graduate base in lag fr enugu age 31yrs.need a responsible lady for a serious relationship btw the age of 27 to 30 dat will lead to marriage she must be caring,loving,humble,a graduate, educated and dwn to earth no flings,no cheating,no clubbing just a gud girl.if u feel we can blend u can ping me on bbm 22AFBC88 or 08062251431 for watsupp chat.no student pls tanx.
Business › Re: Urgent Help For Loan Of 25k For School Fees B4 Friday by ifyalways(f): 9:25am On Sep 12, 2013
How can you repay with interest in 2 months time? Don't start with promises you cannot fulfill.
Does it mean that none of your fellow students,people living within your locality can lend you 25K and keep the Laptop as a collateral undecided

I pray God meets your need. smiley
Business › Re: Charcoal Production. Investors Needed. Pics n Vids of my farm inside. by ifyalways(f): 9:20am On Sep 12, 2013
abvkollections: @Blink182, sombody I know invested 250k,but now they are no where to be found.the guy said he still want to give them some time after that he will take it up.So am safe to say, I know one of the investors...
Did the person visit the said charcoal farm(Bush LOL) ,make inquiries discreetly from the locals before parting with his or her money?

What do you mean by "They are nowhere to be found" ? The charcoal farm disappeared over night,their phone numbers are switched off/they dont pick,they dont update the person anymore or what undecided

Na real wao for dis kain bush bending corner business cheesy
Family › Re: Sucide. by ifyalways(f): 9:11am On Sep 12, 2013
@OP,You need to visit the Vacancy/job section often.You are wayyyyy off better than many of the regular posters there and none of them have given up or thought of suicide. That your family,friends have disappointed you is not enough reason to disappoint your maker,who created and made you for great exploits only if you will tarry for a little while.
Keep checking the job and business sections for opportunities and updates.There have been positive testimonies from that side.
What did you study in school,what can you do?
Have you thought of being self employed? Put an advert here on nld (It's free) and offer your services to the public.(It could be private home lessons for primary school kids,weekend house cleaning and laundry gigs etc)

This life toooooo sweet for anyone to think suicide. Get up and push it. smiley
Food › Re: Why Do Nigerians Cook Their Stew So Much? by ifyalways(f): 7:37am On Sep 11, 2013
I only fry my stews say once a month the other times,I do it the Ghana style.
Fresh tomatoes paste,fresh pepper paste,sliced raw onions,a little shitto and sardine : delish.

Omo tuo for life kiss
Business › Re: Charcoal Production. Investors Needed. Pics n Vids of my farm inside. by ifyalways(f): 7:21am On Sep 11, 2013
abvkollections: undecidedSomebody I know who invested in their charcoal buz did nt hear from them again,all their Numbers are nt going.SCAMMERS SMH
sorry but I'm amazed at how people believe just anything and throw away their money.
I mean,it won't cost me anything to locate and visit a real site where charcoal is produced and with 5K dash to those laborers and promise of getting them clients,they'll make me lots of videos of their day-to-day activities.
Now their partner,Charcoalblaq is on another long thing scheme and folks would STILL throw in yheir money. Na una sabi.

I remember OP claiming s/he was gonna take a nlder that called them out for what they are (scam) to court,post pictures here,bla bla. All na wash cheesy
Culture › Re: Chief Kingsley Okehie Ichie Chukwu Debelu 1 Of Umudioka by ifyalways(f): 7:11am On Sep 11, 2013
A ga-awanyelu ya ji?
What's next?
Family › Re: Pls Do U Have An Empty House To Share With A Homeless Person? by ifyalways(f): 7:03am On Sep 11, 2013
Sorry baby but the days are evil. Accommodating anyone you don't know very very well is risky.
Which part of Abuja are you guys currently staying? I suggest you guys move to super low cost areas eg Maraba,Zuba, Suleja etc. If all fails and assuming you are religious, try telling your pastor or Imam.

Ndo.
Family › Re: Am Getting Married......yea! by ifyalways(f): 7:39am On Sep 10, 2013
Amelian: Haute couture? huh....Not me, babe...

Am not into couture... Guess again correctly..

Am not madam vivi, pls o....

Lol....James Bond girl , thinking she's knows one.... grin

U make me laugh.. grin

DREAM On.
I am a dreamer and james bond because I thought you were Vivi,someone I know?
OK. Youwin
Family › Re: Am Getting Married......yea! by ifyalways(f): 9:21pm On Sep 09, 2013
Hmmn
Who runs the couture,haut couture @ Onipan? . Not you?

Anyways,congrats !
Family › Re: Am Getting Married......yea! by ifyalways(f): 9:06pm On Sep 09, 2013
Madam Vivi, Congrats !
I'm super happy for you kiss Your life,struggles,building up your business is an inspiration.
May your marriage bring you lots of happiness and may the love you share with your man last forever.

When the time comes,I'll be at Onipanu to pick my IV , wear and pre-wedding amala . Lol
Business › Re: Charcoal Production. Investors Needed. Pics n Vids of my farm inside. by ifyalways(f): 8:49pm On Sep 09, 2013
Lol !
I remember the OP claiming s/he wants to employ people from nld,put up her/his number and that number according to my online search,linked her/him to a sugar mom/dad runs guy/girl.

Dem nearly want kill themselves(not me),OP and Charcoalblaq. They claimed they know nothing about sugar daddy and mom runs etc but C'mon, how can someone else post your number on an advert online for sugar dad/mom arrangment ?to what end? Funnily, when I saw that post,I called them to request for a sugar dad and the fella that picked never said it was a wrong line.
suddenly,Charcoalblaq does not know the whereabouts of the OP.

I dey laugh eh cheesy
Business › Re: Charcoal Production. Investors Needed. Pics n Vids of my farm inside. by ifyalways(f): 8:44pm On Sep 09, 2013
Double post
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:12pm On Sep 08, 2013
jmoore: [clears throat]
Onye nso.
I choro tombo nke ai na-akwocha akpiri? cheesy

agabaI23: Ikpu onye ka I na-acho? Eeh Ify?
A nam acho okpu m.Okwa m fugodi okpu m tupu m kpuruzie ya? tongue

Umu nna,ife adigo. E siri m rice na azu firiji tata.Ogiri alala.
Ife adigo nma. Ify no n'ofe aguru azu.

Elee Nwa Darfur na Tosh undecided
Culture › Re: Who Is Interested In Moderating This Section? by ifyalways(f): 2:57pm On Sep 08, 2013
Andre Uweh: Ify will be too shy to indicate interest, but offer her the position, surely, she will not turn it down.
I think I've got so much Igbo feelings to be a moderator in this section.
lol @ me being shy.
Anyways thanks but no,I'm not a NLD moderator ship job candidate.
Culture › Re: What's The Meaning Of CHIMARAME Pls? by ifyalways(f): 2:12pm On Sep 08, 2013
Chimarame is an Igbo name.
It means :My God knows to do it well or My God did well
.
Infact I've fallen in love with the name and giving it to my grand child. Another name I've recently heard and loved is Chimnonaoru = My God is at work!
Family › Re: Legal Pistol In Nigeria by ifyalways(f): 6:23am On Sep 06, 2013
koonbey: The Poster above me has given you the Legal way,but I doubt the Nigerian Police will handle your request favourably or with expedience...so if you feel your life is in immediate Danger,hire one of the OPC People,or buy a gun off the black market,don't worry,the nigerian police has neither the technical capability nor motivation to investigate firearm crimes(depends on who you shoot sha) ,if its armed robbers,kidnappers or similar vermin,you can just say the gun is theirs wink.

But if you want to murder someone(I think that's unlikely cos you say you're seeking a legal one),maybe Mr mansson,please stop considering it.
Keep your doubts to yourself !
You guys just come online to yarn dust.Have you tried it or you just want to yap away cos you've got free MB undecided
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 5:49am On Sep 06, 2013
agabaI23: Chei!
Echekwa m ma Ify echegharigo smiley
Ofuma nu.
Echeghari gom kemgbe uwa bu uwa. Icho okpu m furu egu abu ihe ojoo?
Biko ga agwa ndi SPILC na edemede Igbo anyi neediri ileba anya.
O gini bu ife ndia biko,nmadu ama ekwuharizi onu without dirty souls iche otherwise? cheesy
Family › Re: Help! He's 21 And Wants To Get Married! by ifyalways(f): 5:41am On Sep 06, 2013
Kanwulia: The main reason CHRISTAIN MARRIAGES FAIL MORE THAN THAT ANY OTHER RELIGIOUS CULT!!!! grin
I wanno MARRY TO PHOCK MY NEIGHBOR AS MYSELF!!! grin

Instead of dying GAY AND MISERABLE. . , like that dem SAVIOR!!!!

ShiooooooooooooYOR!!!! grin
LMAO
Mama Chi chi X2 don tok am as e be cheesy
Family › Re: Legal Pistol In Nigeria by ifyalways(f): 5:31am On Sep 06, 2013
@OP,
(1) Make an application to the Commissioner of Police in your State of residence.

(2) The police will issue you with an application form that will require your bio-data.

Some of the pertinent information required are:
(i) Your full names
(ii) Address
(iii) Reasons for applying for the license
(iv) Date of Birth. Note here that guns are not issued to persons below thirty-five (35) years of age.

(3) Further required to accompany the application form is a medical report that confirms that the applicant’s sanity is normal.

(4) Another medical report is also required on the applicant’s chest. This is to protect the applicant from the sharp retraction that occurs when a gun is fired.

(5) Four (4) clear passport photograph of the applicant is also required.

(6) On obtaining your gun from the nearest gun dealer, prices vary depending on area of purchase; the police should normally register the serial number of the weapon.

(7) Upon a satisfactory appraisal of the application the license is issued in a booklet form, bearing one of the passport photographs of the applicant and carrying the stamp of the state police headquarters.

The dealers can also help you apply for or acquire one.Be careful though and watch your back smiley
Family › Re: X by ifyalways(f): 6:21pm On Sep 05, 2013
@Repogirl,you get time for your hands.work in fast food,bla bla,na for same fast food where ND students are queuing up to wash plates or another one? You think its that easy to get "any" job in Naija? Anyways, no time for internet Nigerians and their fantasy stories.

Nothing,absolutely nothing wrong with a boyfriend loaning or dashing his GF capital to start something.if he can afford it ,why not?. Funniest part is that y'all forming "wtf and can't she work,no shame" would do WORST if you were unfortunately born and bred in a "really poor home" so shove your fake swag! Poverty strips a man of all pride.

@OP,buying aso ebi for a wedding na frivolity. I don't support you giving her the money seeing you are cash trapped yourself BUT for the future,to imbibe the spirit of hardwork,value for money on your girl, sit down with her and find out what little thing she can start while she's still schooling. You love her? Help her to be a better person.

@Aluta,lol, I dey kampe.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 10:01am On Sep 05, 2013
achi4u: maxwell odika iji igbo(marajuana) sie the Abakaliki rice? grin ka obu azu nwawo iji sie ya mere gi ife a?

Anyway well come on board.
lol
Nna,mana di egwu dabara adaba.
Onye ji okpu m?
a choro m ikpu ya
a choro m ikpu ya

Okpu nna bu enyi. cheesy
Family › Re: X by ifyalways(f):
*Yawns*
Mister,have you sat down to talk with this your babe,suggest and help her start up something small so she wont have problems with her own small small upkeep money?Love builds not nag and complain all day long.
With 20K,she can start a mobile boutique,weave-on biz or whatever.
Btw,you be proper aka gum. All this sacred songs and sorrows for 7K? Father Lord !

She is a virgin.The society has messed up everything,attached so much importance to virginity and hymen that virgins are seen as priceless trophies so if you cant deal
with it,let her go.If i were a virgin,I wont be caught dead moving with an aka gum like ya,biko cool cool
Family › Re: *Have You Seen 5-yr-old Oluwaseun Ogungbemile* by ifyalways(f): 9:48am On Sep 05, 2013
While offering prayers and all what not,can the OP please shed more light as to how the girl disappeared?
Where,which part of the camp was she seen last and when? I was at that camp to see my mom and the crowd is frightening. There is a small village/locality beside the arena gate,did you guys spread her posters around there and even at strategic places within the camp?
Health › Re: A 20 Year Old Orphan Is Dying in Luth, Please Help Save His Life by ifyalways(f): 4:40pm On Aug 30, 2013
Sorry guys but paypal donation option is not available.
May God be with Emmanuel as he prepares for his transplant.
Travel › Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by ifyalways(f): 10:20am On Aug 27, 2013
LMAO.
I just couldn't resist but which one be "spraying people perfume" ? cheesy what won't I hear on nld. Afam sef .
Health › Re: A 20 Year Old Orphan Is Dying in Luth, Please Help Save His Life by ifyalways(f):
@Tumbaba,he's been going for his dialysis from home.
@All, thank you so much for your donations and prayers. I've told Miraexcel to upload reciepts of their hospital expenditure till date. And if and when a paypal option for donations is available,it would be posted here too.

Emmanuel needs donations and prayers as he prepares for his transplant at St Nicolas hospital,lagos soon.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Male Housekeeper And Cook Wanted by ifyalways(op): 10:51pm On Aug 26, 2013
Position filled,please no more applications.
Thanks y'all.
Nairaland General › Re: Friends and business partners again, case closed. by ifyalways(f):
coogar: see you....
odiaero that has been arrested more than 4 weeks ago. he's currently awaiting trial and solicitors have asked stakeholders to stay off commenting about the case until justice has been served.

i can give you his lawyer's number if you are interested.
Be serious na.

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