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Naija.

He's busy na-achughari Maria.

Iwu otondo!!!

Okwa ofu gi Si na I bi na Ghana na threadi ozo, ofu gi sikwa na I na-aga Dangote driving school?

Otondo mpataka!

Thanks @ OP.

Is this oriki same as traditional praise singing?

O nwelu onye ma egwu ndi a? O na-ewu(twas in vouge) Oge m nno secondary skull.

"one day na one day.
A senior man go die.
He go to hell fire.
He no go fit come back to repent again"

Na

"oh Maggie, oh Maggie.
Maggie otu a ka i di?
Maggie otu a ka i di na ofe?
Maggie na-eme ike waka waka waka"

Gini na afio?

Ify, as eze nwanyi asiri, ji obi oma na önu (joy) ekwuputa the arrival of Nwa ohuru.

Ikomi na Ghettochyk a mugolu anyi Nwa Nwoke, dimkpa. Nwa afo Igbo through and through. Nwa bialu uwa nno. Nwa a ga eto na amamihe, nsopuru na egwu Jah.

Biko, o nwelu onye siri ofe ohuru?

@OP, I guess already married couple should divorce their "Aluu indigenous" spouses too ?

We just love blowing things out of proportion.


Johnny, sup ?

Goal for liberia.

Enyeama quit screaming.

Scoreline 5:1

Rastamann: Liberia is gonna score three goals in a minute, Just watch!

Yeah but definitely "after" this match.

Lol

Goal! Ike Uche.

5:0

The pitch is wet and wobbly.

Another yellow to Duncan of liberia. So he's going off and he was their captain.
Oh poor them. 4 goals and a man down.

Enyeama, why ?!

Penalty awarded to Nigeria.

Taken by Mikel.

Goal !!!
4 : 0

Goal !!!

3: 0
Moses!
A minute into the 2nd half.

Free kick to eagles.

The crowd booing seriously @ the Liberians.
Obi obi !

Lol

Goal!!!

Musa.

What did emenike just do ?

Musa got a card for tackling the lib. goalie.

Goal disqualified. Kwasia.

Nice one, victor!

Those liberian boys are good looking.

Efe gave away the ball.

gezismith: Imagine nta dey show acmilan vs Liverpool,Nigeria which way forward

Stop complaining. Get yourself a DSTV.

Zambia, defending champions narrowly confirmed and qualified through penalties.


I'm so not feeling the echijile guy.

Free kick.

The black stars of Ghana already confirmed their place for south Africa 2013, yay!!!

I've worked with 2 international airlines as CC and I think some of the reasons responsible for the OP's observations are :

Age factor :most Naija ladies btw the ages of 19 to 27 are not thinking of working yet. They are probably interested in writing Jamb, pinging and fbk, sugar dadding or seriously facing her studies in uni. The maximum age required by airlines for new entrant CC is 27 to 28.

Language:to stand a better chance of working as CC, ability to speak atleast one foreign language is needed. How many naija girls @ OP, btw the ages of 19 to 27 can flow fluently in either French, Dutch, Spanish etc?

Body mass index, height, general physical appearance: bloated tummies, bad body carriage etc won't get you there.if an airline wants a black CC, they want one with a nice black skin(no toned knuckles, bleached skin etc).

Naija factors :
1)the general idea that female CC sleep around, are not wife material.

2)job hazard. Most parents won't co sign to their daughters globe trotting. The fear of air mishaps abound et all.
3)drug related offences. CC's sometimes act as drug mules. Which African country is topping the league in drug trafficking?

Nice one, debrief. I never experienced PPD so when I first came across a victim who happened to be a friend, crying up and down and acting up, I almost screamed at her.

I think educating pregnant women about PPD during ante natal would be a very effective method. (off topic, I have a problem with lagos states law of blood donation for free ante natal service @ the govt. Hospitals.)

@slimyem, you'll be surprised to know that PPD is a mystery even to "some" educated folks.

First off what did the graduate "study" in school ? When folks force themselves just cos they couldn't make good scores in Jamb to do courses like "microbiology, agric science, guidance and counselling etc" in todays "Nigeria", you can't help but wonder if such people are born stoopid. I'm not saying those courses aint great, they might be outside this shores but in Nigeria and with a mere Nigerian Bsc?c'ommon please!!!

Next, what was the graduates GPA?whatever, however, anyhow, every undergraduate in Naija should aim for 2nd class minimum. ie 2.2 .

Third, grab an short professional course you can while waiting. It enhances your CV. Even a new foreign language.

Don't ignore little beginings. Go for a job not cos the salary is great but consider the boost it would do to your CV. Plus the experience you'll grab.

Network!!! Anywhere you go, church, club, fbk, twitter etc look for positive people and network with them. Grab opportunities, sell yourself at every given time.

Think of being your own boss. Look around your immediate enviroment, what "demand" can you "supply" ?

Consult God!

Neo life?
Diamite international ?

Affiliated with WHO ?what's the "health maintenance company" name ?

@OP, how did people send you recharge cards et all?did you drop your number somewhere?
That joke of yours is risky oh!

@topic,seems a lot of people are accessing the site hence the server downtime.if I were an applicant, I'll locate their nearest office armed with my full CV and docs to make enquiries and if possible, physical application.

I'm trying to unravel the puzzle as to "how" you were able to secure such a contract with dangote with "zero" capital at hand.

When did Arabs become "white" ?

Anyhoos, aside paying for the upkeeps, does the kids dad not get visitation rights too?nothing stops him from keeping in touch with the kids. generally speaking, most kids come looking for their dad/root later in life, especially the mixed breeds.