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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=546222.msg7110133#msg7110133 date=1289324908]LOL Ifyalways, ka i mere?
So ppl get hubby and wifey for NL?

Ok oh. sha try it lol

@D-SE
I dey, you?[/quote]mo wa kpa.iwo nko?
what do u mean?Is nld full of space aliens?Look babe,alot of peeps have married from nld.
Many more are currently dating.Ppl know what they want and go for it without much talking . . .
Keyword is the ability to discern the weed from the wheat.

(1) Is there anyone on NL list you would have intimacy with?

Not anymore!wanted one,got him,married him,have him 24/7.  

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

As much as the flesh permits and the spirit leads.

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?

Hell No. . . .

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Uncountable times.Im a model,done that,still doing it.  

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?

Both and more.

(6)Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

 

(7) Do you love someone on NL?

Yesssss,body and soul  

( Love or Money?

Lots of love and more money jare.

(9) Credit cards or cash?
Both.

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?

Yes,got him too.My husband.  

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?

5-star

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

 

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?

Been there,done that .

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?

Yes

(15) Ever been to a bar?

Yes

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

NO.


(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?

NO

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?

NO

(19) Had sex in a bathroom?

Figure it out.

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?

Nope

(21) Ever been to an adult store?

Oh Yes!!!

(22) Bought something from an adult store?
Yes ke.

(23) Have you been caught having sex?
NO

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

NO

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?

NO

(26)Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
YOU.lolz

What is this?
What is the world turning to?does it mean the only things teens think and dream of now is se.x,se.x and se.x Is this all they think of now?Its more than alarming ooh.
Parents,clerics,teachers need to wake up and curb this menace,its eating-in at an alarming rate.
Imagine?just 16

Youngies na apu ala
@Topic,Okeke foro ntutu ta . . .Okeke refused to have a change of mind/refusing to change ones stance on sumtim.

lol

Enwe choro i hu ihu dinta na akwadokwa maka izute egbe dinta.
Translation:when a monkey wants to see the face of the hunter,he shld be prepared for the hunters bullet too.

afam4eva:
She sang a song with Lagbaja. I think it's title "Dream come true" but she's not lagbaja's new backup singer.

For real?
I never knew she sings,My bad.
@Topic,looking at the article again,i cant help but notice "2 broken nails" lol

who is calling Yakubus name here?what shld Yakubu be still doing in this team or twas a joke?
@Topic,Enyeama.

slap1:
Some Hausa girls are in Harem, the others are mostly allergic to social life. Some Yoruba girls are also in Harem, others want to be professors and the rest are too fat to play footie. They are also obedient and may decide not to play because Baba said so. Igbo girls are tough with independent mind. There are no religious restrictions on them, they can disobey their parents and play footie. They are naturally stubborn and are daily playing the role of men in the society. This is evident in the Aba women riot (1929?), and the way some Igbo women beat up their husbands.

Ufodu oge mmadu a naghi ama ma i na anwu anuru.
Yoruba girls phat,hausas in harlem and igbos tough n stubborn.clap for yaself sha.

O na eme aka ntutu . . hes a thief.
Strictly Onitsha dialect.

asha 80:
i wonder if these political systems can be relevant now

Did u notice the writer somehow concentrated @ Onicha?
Those things are very much still [/b]relevant and upheld in Onicha,i dunno abt other parts of Igboland.
@PhysicsQED,Movement to the top is NOT open and free for everyone in the [b]whole of[b] igboland.[/b]There are certain criteria or status one gets to before one wud qualify for any status eg in Onicha the "Obi" status is rotated btwn certain families within the 4 royal vilages.Its not contestableor open for discussion!
In Arochukwu,there is an age grade or society for only those above 90,no amt of money or fame can get u there and it goes on and on.
Chain of power(Onicha):
Obi
Onowu(prime minister)
Ndi ichie(ume,agbalanze,okwa and okwaraeze)
Ndi Ozo.
Village heads.
Diokpa(family heads)
Nne muo na ndi gbara odu(women only).

Binis are more linked to the Yorubas when u look at the cultural pratices btwn the 2 groups.IMO
I have however heard the story of Eze Chima (Onicha) migrating from Bini.The Obi of Onitsha and Oba of Bini attires and regalia are almost same.

@Spike,i got his msg i cudnt reply though
we are fine,that pic is da bomb.u wanna die?
Thank you!
@Topic,whoever that bought or got Doyin dont need any more heaven,shes there already.
lmao

toba:
Is she not the new lagbaja back up singer?

rofl.
Nlders no go kill pesin.Ufuoma is an actress,though shes more into sit-coms."my mum and i" brought her to the limelight.

kieryn:
My good friend addresses his step father as Mazi Obi or Obi. He says he has a father in his life and there need to give that title to anyone. Beside calling him "Uncle" would be weird since his mom is married to him.

For those of you that have step-dads and step-moms what name do you call them?

lol@ Mazi Obi.
I dont have either step mum or dad but i know i do sometimes address my parents,mum esp by their first names.What gives??as long as he/she accords the step dad the respect he desires and the old man isnt complaining.

@Topic,as much as possible,i try not to interfere but when there is domestic violence or assault i DO interfere.When married friends share a problem with me,i tell them what i think is the best for them but always encourage them to do what they think is right/best for them.
So far,i havent had a need to seek for 3rd party"s counsel,im seeing it remaining that way,Insha Allah.

Bikonu whats it with this Amnesty thing in Nigeria?
Who is talking amnesty with Osisikanku?He is a criminal and shld be made to face the full wrath of the law.His silly excuses are so annoying,fighting to liberate indeed.

It takes 2 to make a child so @ ur question,Both.

youngies:
Ogwumagala bu okenye anumanu dike mbe
Otutu ilu Igbo maka ogwumagala juru eju

e.g.
3. Ogwumagala siri na ya agaghi eji maka na oku na agba n'ohia, hapu ije ogaranya ya na aga

2. Ogwumagala siri na ihe ya na uwa jiri di na nma, bu na o weta ocha - ya achawa, o nwete oji - ya ejiwa

1. Ogwumagala siri umu nna ya iwe enwela ha maka udi ije ogaranya ya n'aga - n'ihi na mgbe Chineke kere ya, ala akosibeghi mmiri

Dalu.
NO 2 dika nke kacha daba na ihe m na acho.Imeela

Suc4live:
can you sit and watch por.no movie with your kids just teach them about sex

no.
@Topic,Teach them as much as they shld know,make them comfortable enough to ask abt everything sex with you and to earn their trust to be the first person they wud ask.

Not a big deal,men have done worst eg humpimg their mistress whilst the wife is sweating it out.

Hes talking crap!
None of those silly excuses qualify for even a single reason for all the tormenting he leashed out to Abians.

lol @ Thread.
I remember having a friend who happens to be a daughter of a one time Guv,then i ofcos did not know who she was.Unfortunately too,that same period,teachers were on strike cos of unpaid salaries and my mum was a teacher.
So,this babe came to take me out,she was driving and i was bored so i started talking abt politicians,teachers and all.LOL,i was so mad,was cussing and dissing the gov,his family and children.
This babe,cudnt take it anymore,next thing i noticed,she swerved off the road and was in tears.When i asked her what was wrong with her,she was like . ."how wud i feel if someone sits in my car and right at my face be cursing and dissing my whole family for a sin of their dad" lol
Long of story was,she claimed she did not know teachers Salo was unpaid and promised to talk with her dad.
I think most of them have no idea of what life really is,some others might know but they are just indifferent.

agabaI23:
ChinenyeN
I mutawala ihe ojoo. Nani mgbe I na-abata na ogbako a bu mgbe nwa dada batara.
O dika gi Presido, Ikomi na otele di na mma?

lmao
Agaba

Wow,Doyin loooks so good and hot.
Spikedcylinderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! carry go.
lol @Thread.
Jomo kpomo gud job,pls dont stop. 

LMAO @ Inviscible!
But seriously,where wud they fit-in when they get back here?arent our prisons filled up already?

@OP,u like pros.titues or u love patronising them

Depends on what.
Most things,i use my husband,a few lil things,My mum.

This place is too quiet,did we all go for Hajj?
I came across this very beautiful surat this morning and thought of sharing:

"He it is who created you from dust,then from spermdrop,then from clot,then he brings you out as an infant,then causes you to grow into full maturity and then causes you to grow further so that you may reach old age while some of you he recalls earlier.All this in order that you may reach an appointed term and that you may understand the truth.He it is that gives life and causes death.Whenever he decress a thing,he only commands to it "BE" and IT IS."
Al-mu"min 40:67-68
He is just awesome and perfect.
@Lagosboy,welcome back.It is well n welcome to the club of fatherless,I have been a member for quite some time now.

why did Basket mouth spot a dirty-looking dada for his wedding  
anywayz,him and his wife are the ppl that matter and they obviously are cool with it.

Oziomatvvvvvvv Welucomu

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=413608.msg7071392#msg7071392 date=1288796020]wow otela aka mbatara mbea! ole otu ahu di?! ndewoo nu  [/quote]Ndeewo nwa oma