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This thread got me ROFL.
Brouhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rofl.
You need to get atleast a tetanus shot and some drugs.Go to the nearest hosptal b4 ur finger rots and fall off.

BB25:
]Is Marriage the answer for everyone?

Though i dont get what u mean by 'answer' but NO,marriage is not meant for everyone.

BB25:
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How do you handle yourself and your spouse in marriage specially when you do not speak the same language?

Was there no dating?
how did the couple get along during dating and courtship days.

Rofl.
My grandfather for u to disvirgin.

youngies:
@Poster
Ndi Igbo siri na ahu ihe ka ubi ere oba
Once you discover what is more valueble than the farm, you can sell your barn

I'm in love with ilu a and also na onye turu di ilu

ChinenyeN:
udara dachia uzo, atuturunu ya.

Chineye biko bia kowatu ya.

ayobobble:
PLease could someone translate:
OMO O TI JO O

Cheers

cud be 'Omo o ti to" and if its that it means,my dear/baby its ok/enough.

Verena:
Hi, can someone tell me if "ubi" is a word in Igbo (or any other language, besides latin) and what it means? Imeela

Yep,ubi is an igbo word.It means Farm.
ubi or ugbo=farm.

michelin89:
Destroy English but please spare the most sensual language of the world.

Thank you.

Middle finger for u.
@Topic,any attempt by any ofeke in the nomemclature of moderator or otherwise to parambulate where karid entities jam shall fail woefully.
Meanwhile,wheres ladysex,justgood etc? miss them here.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg5565858#msg5565858 date=1266894546]agaba my broda, owughi nani gi. ihe shichara ike that infact last week agara m ga biri na nke nwanyi just to secure 3 meals a day . . _{.that meant for one whole week ehighi m ura . . .}

o ga adicha mma [/quote]
Akwuna toll-gate.

afam4eva:
Aname kene ndi Igbo nile no na Nairaland, Ndewoo


Hope i got that right.

Yep,i kwutere ya nke oma.
Afam komputa na graphics i yiri onye m ma ama b4.
lol

Umunnem,nke onye na eme uche ya dikwa ya,oge adighizi.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pATaSc7Csdo

willyspace:
Few years ago, she left the village for greener pastures somewhere in Minna. 5 years on, no one heard from her. she surfaced once and claimed she was living with a guy who would soon come for her hand in marriage.

ACT TWO A cool evening, a young man in late 30's walks into the family compound and reports to my Aunt tat her daughter was DEAD! Saying he was the one she was living with. A family meeting was called and the young man was given a list of items e must present to for er marital rites before te burial. A date was fixed, (17th January) for the man to return with the items and the corpse.

Three weeks on, The young man has absconded, his phone lines dead, no one knows his where abouts, neither the mortuary where her corpse was deposited. Readers, what will you do if you where to be her brother?

The family members are pathetic.
Someone comes to tell u ur daughter is dead and all they could do is to make up a list and land the stranger a bogus bill sharp sharp?seriously?
One would expect them to send atleast a delegate to go back with the stranger to immediately see their daughters corpse,get to know the stranger very well.etc.Its a shame what our families are turning to.
Tufiakwa !

@Ayettymama,are u Yetunde,Rita's sis Akowonjo/Palmgroove . . . .?

rofl
Vincent fire on,ur vibrations are 4much.

agabaI23:
Ihe a aburo Ilu ^^^

I choo itu ilu, I tuo ilu, I chokwanu I cho okwu, inye anyi sign! Abughi m onye mba ka o doo gi anya!

rofl.
i mere m cheta sch days."i cho ikpari m,inyem sign" lol
@Topic,anu gba ajo oso,a jujua ya ajo egbe.
translation;If the game runs craftily,the hunter wud have to apply wisdom in shooting.

Youngies na Echelon,unu a na ele omugwo?

Funny shizto.
You got battered lady,i expect u to be talking in court and not at some tabloids.

@Topic,I'm sorry but Jackie have a real TERRIBLE shape and body features.shes only got a pretty face.Gene beats her handsdown.Watch the movie "wrong Passion" and u wud see how terrible Jackie looks from head to toe.

@LB,wud do that
lots to read here,wud do that laters then start throwing my questions.lol

uplawal:
is IFY now a muslim?

LOL.
Nothing happens by accident,Yes I'm on my way to becoming one,still have some unanswered questions though.

It might be out-of fashion cos most of our brothers are plain ol' D.I.C.K.S
They might stu.pidly read meanings to such gestures.To them,it wud readily mean stuffs like "shes getting old and needs a man desperately" or "shes asking me to marry her".

Being helpful or kind to ppl is not enough.Are u an introvert?do u build a wall around urself,unconcsiously making ppl ard u scared of coming close to u?Maybe u dont laugh often,crack jokes or gist often with ppl ard u.It might be that u always wear the serious and no-nonsense look?Do u carry urself with airs and feel superior or more blessed than ppl ard u?Are u Mr know-it-all while everyone else is just Dumb?are u type that dont listen to ppl but wants everyone to listen to u?
Nobody wants to be close to someone that wud make them feel like nobody or belittle them,everyone loves to be aprreciated.it might be that the ppl ard u have self-esteem issues.change your general outlook and disposition.
Seeing it as a spiritual problem yada yada is BS to me.

edoyad:
Tpia , why don't you come to kaduna state so i can take you to the jaba village known as Nok. In that town people have been bearing the name nok for Millenia.

. . . i thought it was somewhere in Jos
@Querry No 3,i think they are known for sculptures and Terra cotta.

Pharoh:
Okwu = Word/fire, okwu/Ezeokwu=truth , right? Thanks for the encouragement Ify and Andre.

uw nwannem.

amuki:
Igbo ndi oma ekelem.Ka anyi mata na onwere ndi ejighi anya oma ahu ndi Igbo n'Obodo a.Ma ghota na ma ha choro ya ma ha achoghi ya Igbo ga adigide.Ndi bem ka udo diri unu.Igbo bu otu!

Udo dirikwara gi.

presido1:
Ndi iro m agbaala plural. Kee onye gwara unu na awughi m onye ukwani ukwu? Agaba ichoo gi abai meeting ndi Ukwani west echi na kessington palace. Owu m wu president general.

President general of Ngboto boys of East london . . . .we all know that.

Ikomi:
IFYALWAYS.

Como Esto Senor?
Look gi na onye na achi na ajakorita eze?
O dika i nwuru overnight palmmy?Bia,Ikomi,a naghim asu Espanyol but when i ever do,I'm ready to love kill,mind ur lane,Ikomi.
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg5470110#msg5470110 date=1265605420]ikomi [/quote]
Onye nkem.aruba m.

Lagosboy:
The issue of cutting a woman’s hair is not a major sin like I said and I haven’t included it in the list. The cutting in my opinion is not the normal trimming and styling a woman does to make her look attractive to her husband but it is the shaving of hair of a woman that is discouraged with the exception of shaving due to cancer or other health reasons. Shaving falls under women not looking like men and vice versa.

And God knows best.

The tusbah/tasbih/sibha is just an instrument to count the number of dhikr you do. It isn’t mandatory for anyone to use it as you could count on your fingers or use any other counting tool you may so wish. The important thing here is not the sibha itself but the dhikr (remeberance of God) which should be done constantly. Like I said earlier if you so wish or ask I will elaborate on the concept of dhikr in islam , underastanding it will enable you understand the use of the tasbeeh/sibha.

Lets talk abt the Dhikr then.I have a question but i guess it wud be after the Dhikr lectures.
My Jumai yesterday was intresting.

fromuk:
Oh i have a sista from Ukwani here!!!!!! Lysaaa kee ebe isi na ukwani. Don't mind my Igbo i grew up in Imo State and enugu.

Na lie.U grew up at Asaba and Isele Uku.Otondo raised to power 10

Andre Uweh:
Pharoh.
Come back here. This thread affords you with the opportunity to learn and write Igbo. You are a hundred percent Igboman as well as your Ukwuala people.
Do not shy away from your Igbo kins. You will gain rather than loose.
Igbo wu otu. Ndi Ukwuana, Ndi Ndokwa, unu wu cha Ndi Igbo.

Okwu !

Free or paid translators?

LB,why is pork forbidden?Is it Unclean or what?Also,i dont understand why my hair or what i do with my hair shld bother anyone or God,so tell me ,which reason precisely made cutting of hair a sin
I want to hear more abt Tasheba _sp.Is it mandatory to use it?how many times in a day shld one use/pray with it.
Infact,tell me everything abt Tasheba.

Ikomi
Ikomi biko hapu m aka
Ka choro size gi,e nweghim efe gi,so i gara na ele profile akaraoku?
Ikomi,akpa skull gi abuo dia.
@Lysaa,nne biko,gi na ndi nile no na profile gi amaka.Umuasa igbo bu egwu eji.

FromUK,gafee mu na azu.
Darfur
Roman[b]Usu[/b] so owu gi na akponye Ikomi umu asa Argentina?
Ikomi,gba chere mu

Actions of 2 consenting adults.

@replies,rofl.
@Topic,i do call him his first name sometimes esp when i need his immediate attention aside that pet names works just fine.

SA Lady:
@Poster please forgive him, men sometimes even forget their own birthday. They dont attach as much importance to this day. Sit him down and tell him how it makes you feel everytime you have to remind him of your birthday and make him understand how important this day is to you.

Try the following tricks

1. Get him into a culture of marking important dates in an annual calendar make sure everybody's birthday that's important to him is marked and that he actually does something on that birthday, even if its about giving those people a mere phone call, he's bound to get used to it,

2. Secretely save your birthday in his mobile phone and activate a reminder for 12am that should help

3. Spoil him rotten on his birthday that'll make him want to outdo you on your birthday

4. Visit this topic again on your next birthday nd tell us how it went. Remember he is just being a typical male Good Luck,

co-signed

:d

Ikomi:
Iiiiiiiiina enyetum, why mu aga eji hapu gi, iiiiiiiiiiiina enyetum?

Nwa alakuba omere gi gini? Agaba isi na nwa alakuba mere gi gini? Agaba be careful ihe ina ekwu na thread ahhh, otherwise nga agba nwa alakuba ya buori gi isi nala, ga ahu the repercussion.

Bia nwere na ikuku
@Darfur,a choghim ida na ahu gi ebe a mgbe ndi dika Ikomi,Tosh na Agaba no ya.O nweghi ihe jikoro udele na barber hence a maghim ihe jikoro gi a respected and happily married man with all these unrepentant bachelors
Romyyyyyyyyyyyyy ,Roman usu
Ikomi

I dont think its limited to Nigerians alone,it might be an African thing