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@Poster,have u observed her nails?
Does she handle/touch edibles like fish/meat just b4 sleeping?it might be rats/ants/wall gecko that bite her cos they are attracted to a smell from her.
Which type of cream/powder she uses at night?the smell of her cream might attract rants/ants/gecko

Why must it be online biz?
Leave online biz for the masters and ppl that have enough to invest,u are a beginner and u have little or no capital,go for something more feasible,please.

Where Timaya dey now sef?Has he relocated back to Yengoa/PH, Chief LC

Iced cream,straight from Ogas lips.
Uwa na ato ka shugar

Lagosboy,You missed one of the questions i asked u earlier.Why are men permitted to marry more than one wife?Is there any condition a man wud meet b4 he wud be allowed to take 2 or more wives?
I asked abt the Muslim governing body cos i want to know what they are doing in terms of enlightement etc.I have been monitoring Muslims and Islams from afar for quite sometime and from the little i know,i think most of the problems we have arise from the fact that Muslim is a religion that demands total obeidence.PPl easily get misled esp the not-so-educated ones(perfect example is Northern 9ja).I wish the body is more outspoken,come out openly to denounce some of the fractions and pratices that are non-Islamic.
Abt the mosque and charms sometin,like i said it was not in 9ja,i saw it live and direct.I even asked the man some questions and he claimed some of the charms are got from The Koran.sumtin like a very funny contraception method. . .couples get their name written down on some slate,a verse of the Koran is written on same slate,slate gets cleaned out with water and wife drinks the water and voila,she becomes infertile.lol i find that very funny  .
Anyway,its all abt educating.The ppl that are in the know shld educate others,it wud really help.
[quote author=agabaI23 link=topic=359506.msg5255721#msg5255721 date=1262725265][/quote]Hahahaha.
Onye asiri,who called ur name?

Emeka and his ridiculous threads.

Dont stop loving,repscting and treating her like ur mother.Love works wonders.
May God give u the needed strenght and grace.

Look at how this man painted his wife evil while he is the saint without a spot
Oga,since u are so innocent,gentle and true to ur wife,i suggest u endure everything,keep being patient,everything wud be alright.

Ekpara:
My wife's english is terrible.I knew this before we got married but i thought she could develop herself to improve her language skills.Two years after, it is still the same.She does not look at developing that aspect as an important issue.
This is really giving me some concern.
Please, advise on a way forward.orward.

What have u done to encourage her to improve since the past 2 yrs?
This is a good advice.
[quote author=Akaraoku$ link=topic=376976.msg5260842#msg5260842 date=1262793398]start by interacting with her always in english language, above all anytime she makes a mistake while speaking please correct her in love! also note that impeccable english is not a pre-requisite for good marriage.
Goodluck as she improves[/quote]

[quote author=blue_eyes link=topic=20290.msg5252669#msg5252669 date=1262694584]I keep coming back if i will see any new expressions , why you guys stopped??

I need some help [/quote]Here ;
Nkem,Nani gi bu onye m bu na obi.Mine,u are the only one my heart yearns for.
Uwa na ato ka mmanu anwu kemgbe m matara gi.Life is worth living and sweeter than honey since i met u.

Must be photoshop,everyone there seems to have a flawless smooth skin

Bia Sirsopia who are wa !
dat picture is sumtin else.lol
@all the gods are wise.

Andrew eziokwu ka i kwuru.A maghim ihe ufodu ndi Igbo ji ede ya bu ihe,azi gbakwa ihe ojoo.
@Revolt,lee signature gi,Nyere aka i kwusi agburu(generation) of ndi na amaghi ede aha agburu ha.
Igbo nile,Ya gazie.
@Pres-elect/Darfur,a hurum ebe i na ana nwanyi akara ekwenti i di karid,o bu apari ka o bu nkpari?

@Agaba,Tesco is now employing,lucky u.

Hard to choose but i wud go with Loco.

Plat,Thanks.
Lagossssssssssssboy,Nagode.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=373662.msg5235766#msg5235766 date=1262455279]What is a TR?[/quote]Traditional religion

The prophet fought 27 battles.kind of strange and not-too-good,IMO. 

Lagosboy:
Sex before marriage is forbideen in islam and sex is permited between married couples. Sex before marriage is classified as fornication and we call it Zina in arabic. There is no other view to this in islam it is straight a NO.

I will have to ask you what exactly you mean by a governing body, do you mean an umbrella for muslim organistions or a muslim government? This is my own first question to you , haba i deserve to ask you as well nah     


I saw you were the culture poster of the year congratulations to you o, but we suppose wash am nah  How we go was am , isiewu with some ogbono soup go match yelllow garri o. 

I meant a Muslim governing body.
Noo,its ewedu and okro plus smooth amala with enough egunfe,kpomo,shaki . . . .etc.lol

@Hymen,i swear its not just Lagosboy,there are lots of cool muslims out there esp non-Nigerians.I kinda cant understand why most Muslims from the North are T-R-O-U-B-L-E,them and the Arabs.My best friends are Muslims and they are sooooooo cool,peaceful and honest.
@Lagosboy,i experienced this and i need answers ASAP 
I went to a mosque recently,outside 9ja and right in the premises,a talisman displayed his wares and ppl just coming out from prayers were patronising.Is this common?Is it allowed in Islam?

Igbo nma nma nu oh.
Linus,Clifford na Azuka,udo adikwa?

Liss:
I am just a few years close to thirty years old and my father still wants to control my every movement! For instance, I went to a different church than his and he locked me out for hours! saying since I didn't want to worship in the same church as his then I should move out or get married! Recently, I got home about 9.15pm from visiting a family member and he ranted and raved at me.

I am so tempted to actually move out and be by myself but society frowns on ladies living on their own. What or how can I make him realise that I am a grown woman and can actually call his bluff!

Please help cos I am suffocating here,

My dear just move out,forget the society,u are old enough to make ur own choices.
but lol oooh,i stopped attending same church with my parents since i was 15,i just didnt feel comfy with their RCCG doctrines,i became a baptist,my parents frowned at it at first but they let me be.

. . .and what do the kids do when they hear or find out that their parents are turning to strangers for advice rather than talking with them them?
Getting angry and disappointed wont do much,let ur cousin sit with her mum and talk.

Just to add to Miss Ife and 28Schweet ;
    * Offer foods that are nutritious and well balanced.
    * Set a good example by eating with kids and making healthy choices
    * Dont use food as a reward or punishment
    * Let children decide when they've had enough to eat
    * Encourage exercise or physical activities.
    * Be a  model. When we drink a diet soda or eat standing up reading a magazine,our kids are watching and learning.

Uju and Spiked thanks.had enough fun to last a lifetime.
@Mama-Gee,same to you

@Preggie,spot on.
Enough said already.

It does not even matter if ur parents trained u or not,If u are grown up,married or single and is comfortable,u ought to help ur parents or siblings.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.so sweet
@Nkem,God bless the day I met u.

ROFL.
congrats to all of us and happy 2010.

In some parts of igboland,Its forbidden to sleep with ur legs facing the door,they said its only spirits that sleep that way.
Its forbidden to go pick wild cherry early in the evening.Spirits love playing by the cherry trees and they most times congregrate under the cherry trees at evenings.
You dont go to some streams after 6 pm and 5 am and if u must go,when u get to the stream,u have to clap and wait for some minutes b4 advancing further,reason,the water faries might be playing,ur clapping is meant to inform them of ur presence and give them time to disperse.
LOL

Lagosboy,its 2010.welcome to the year,have a good one too.
Did the prophet fight any war whlist alive?
what does Islam say abt sex before marriage?
why is a man permitted to marry more than one wife?are there conditions a man such a man must meet?
Is there any Muslim governing body in Nigeria?

Most of our ancestors enjoyed the best of marriage and they were all into TRs.

Dead Tired.Only got a feet massage and dozed off.

One day at a time.