₦airaland Forum

choicehome:
There is a story of a woman who has been married for five years now and they are still expectating to have children. They have done all the medical test and there is nothing wrong with her and the husband.  But age is not on their side.

And few months back, she decided to further her education abraod in other to aviod humilation from in-laws and people around and it was with the support the her husband and opportuniy to travel abroad.  She has gained admission, entery clearance and she is expected to travel any time from now.  The problem now is that the family(in-laws) are asking the woman to choose between her marriage and her career.

Open and close case.The woman is clearly and without doubt leaving the man and marriage.

Not totally true still not an absolute lie

Both.

ReachRich:
BREAKING NEWS
The Bini babe has broken up with her Igbo fiance & is now engaged to an Hausa guy.The Bini babe now wants an Hausa name for herself.The naming ceremony will be coming up soon.Nairalanders pls suggest some sweet & romantic Hausa names for the babe.

Te he he

8 words:
tell that your bini friend to go and sit down

la la la . . .

Eku odu gbogbo Omo Oduduwa.
@FL gators ati Toyosi,wishing u a beautiful and stress-free 2010.Alafia front,back,right and left

chukwudi01:
Bonus e-points to whoever can translate these phrases into Igbo.

I eat.
I am eating.
I have eaten.
I ate.
I used to eat.
I was eating.
I would eat.
I shall eat.
i shall have eaten.

LOL
kedukwa udika bekke bu nka,kedu ka i ga esi a tapia ihe i na amaghi ihe o putara?
I agree with Chineye,those phrases are very easy to translate,not rockect science.

Ndeewonu:
Ndi be anyi,

Onye anwula ma ibe ya efula. Ka afo 2010 a wetara anyi oganihu, ahu-isi-ike, omumu, uba, mmuta na udo n'etiti ndi Igbo no na Naijiria na ndi no na mba ozo.

Ka onye nwe anyi nonyere unu.

Ndeewonu!

Ofor soro ibe ya ree.
Ya gaziere anyi nile.

Ndi igbo nilllllllllllle happy nu year 
Our igbo end of year party na ala Umuahia gara nke oma.Ndi biara nu ;
Ikomi na nwa Afgan
Romoe na Nwunye ya . . .nwa Guinea.
Youngies . . . .Nwunye gi amaka 
Echelon na nwa baby(a dighim sure na o nwunye ya)mana di nwa mara nma.
Agaba. . . .a maghim ma o bu babysitter,cuddling 2 cute baby boys. 
Fesse 
Ghetochyk na di ya.handsome bobo.
Nnnenneigbo . . .as usual,looking beaurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriful.
akaraoku. . .hot,haut,hawt babe. 
Throttler na di ya. 
Ifyalways 
Special guest,lol for ndi nile biara nu,nwoke ahu biara late bu Jakumo  my special guest 
All in all,it was fun,anyi tara ugba,nuo enough mmai,nwee obi anuri,maa njakiri.
Ndi london na akowa na ha adighi sure ma nke ha ga enwe isi n"ihi na di venue a dichaghi ha nma.(ulo felimbombo)lol
I wished the ffg ppl biara :
Omo-ibo,Andrew,Ozioma,edygirl na Grafikdon,Otele.

Andre Uweh:
Ndi Igbo dum.
Ndi Igbo uwa nile.
Ka Chineke mere onye owula amara na afoa wu 2010.
Ihuoma ga akpo onye owula.
Onye owula ga enwe ihunanya na ebe nwanne ya noo.
Onye owula ga atu mma mma na afoa.
Na aha Jisos wu onye nweanyi. Amim!.

Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

FL Gators:
happy new year everybody.

Ifyalways, special greetings to you.

Happy new year sweetie. 

ntoni:
UMUNNEM NDI IGBO IBEM EKENE DILI UNUNILE MAKANA EKENE KENESIA  NDIOOMA IKE EKENE AGWUYA

Rofl.

I voted for mama Ngozi

Lagosboy:
Always welcomed Ify , hope you had a wonderful holiday and you were up to great things. Yes i think some of usisky posts were removed as he used some language like my "demise" when i challenged him to a debate. I am still expecting him on the thread i created. Anyway lets not get distracted, go throught the replies and ask what you dont understand, otherwise you could carry on with your questions and queries Insh Allah

Thanks,my hols were great.
Lagosboy,what is ablution b4 prayers?Why must i do it b4 i pray?

In my days,reciting National anthem and pledge is a must do every morning in school,i attended a govt sch and it was same in other govt schools,dont know abt private schools.

rascalo:
somebody help? To serve Nigeria with all my strength or to serve Nigeria with all my friends

rofl
I pledge to Nigeria my country,to be faithful Loyal and honest,to serve 9ja with all my strenght,to defend her unity and uphold her honour and glory,so help me God.
It used to be printed at the back of most exercise books

In my part of Igboland,its forbidden to blow whistles at night.

agabaI23:
if you say-so

lol
dont do this biko.move over briefly.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo link=topic=83839.msg5209883#msg5209883 date=1262104123]The gods are wise!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNSItbEzljs&feature=related[/quote]My great grand mother for u to disvirgin.
@Tosh,middle finger for u.

Hahaha
Presido the ganja man.Free the funky mama nah

Mama-gee,thanks.
Toyo babes,where have u been?missed ya pretty face

It prevents lots of stress and heartache.Use it if u are not ready for 'em babies.

@Poster,congrats.

Together in the morning,most nights however,its me and the kids,then me and daddy later or vice versa.

I would quitely walk out of the house and remind them to notch it down a bit,we dont want neighbours hearing.

Try talking with them,if it does not work,look for another apartment.

[quote author=chris_j link=topic=372638.msg5201815#msg5201815 date=1262015418]The reply from ifya,  is kinda cruel. I think the man can be happily married on whatever income he is on. Things will definitely be tight given additional responsibilties but he has not said he want to start a family or have babies all over the place. If he is in love and wants to be married on low income, with a responsible; possibly solvent and earning lady then good luck to him.

Being made to feel responsible for being the eldest is one part of our culture that is a poison chalice. It is a good thing but when you have to sacrifice ou your ambition and even happiness for others (even if they are siblings), it can seem unfair and too much of a burden.

I feel you brother. The worse part of it is that as an elder child, can you now go to the people you have supported if you really need help? Personally, I'll find it hard - will rather suffer in silence if the siblings (some of them ingrates) will not see it fit to give some payback; one way or the other.

Anyway, ditch some of the responsibilities - get the schoolers to try and raise some funds for themselves by either working to supplement or find other sponsors. And then make sure you are getting married for the right reasons. Good luck.[/quote]Thank you for noticing my cruel words.
I also noticed u were still thinking,when u are awake and have arrived at a conclusion,let me know.Good day.
@Poster,while u are at it,pls do reflect on this fact;u prolly had little education and saddled with 4 siblings to cater for,wud u want ur first child to pass through same cycle as you?
why not wait a little bit,u can start saving . . .keep away a little of something each month and start up a small biz.No woman or marriage wud survive honestly without a little comfort and money brings comfort,with or without love.Goodluck .

Safe delivery of my boys,Journey mercies,Solace and comfort when i'm down,Blessed me with wonderful friends.
I feel like singing all the time,cos the son of God have made me whole

ROFL.
Toshman,present gi ahu di egwu.E mere m isi-ewu kara aka for Oga mu,with enuff ugba.Biko nu,Ifeoma no na Ofe,hoha Uwa na ato ka sugar
@Nwa-Orsu,ndeewo.
Nwa-uwa,i na akowa na Presido e nweghi ulo ?A nubeghim olu Aisha o
Otele,happy afo ohuru.
Kedu nu Darfur na Ikomi
@Agaba,dalu.Mi dawase

Andre Uweh:
Onye nwe anyi gozie gi.

Gozikwa gi.

Ndeewonu,I kajara akaja.Nna gi muru gi.

toshmann:
ololololoooooo . . . . . in pidgin-igbo we call it . . . nothing mega . . . . . .or notmeg

amutala m otu ihe taaa o,

@ndeewonu
ndeewo o o o

rofl.
@Youngies,Imela na ozi gi,udo di excess
Rubi,Throttler,Echelon . . . . .Happy Holidayss,afo ohuru oma nu

Edogram when wud u finally marry Ur Indian white woman?

[quote author=Mrs. Siena link=topic=368639.msg5199971#msg5199971 date=1262000169]Congratulations to my sweet, wonderful n handsome husband. Mwah. You truly deserve it when it comes to cars you are simply the best. I love you my Deltan Prince[/quote]Loff ur profile oooh.

Guy 40k per month no just try abeg.
Find a way of getting a better paying job or a means of earning extra income(maximize and utilize ur skills).U have rent to pay,feeding,transport and GOD help u if babies come ,how u dey even sustain urself with 40K?
Anyway,if u are lucky to meet a working class lady earning a good figure,all wud be well if u've got no ego

Femi,Sissy,Chaircover and Nwa,thanks.
@Agaba,Mida wesa

Seems some posts where deleted
@Nwa-uwa,which kain Kweshion be dis,karry ur time ooh.
Lagosboy,still going through ur replies,seems i missed some things,wud be back soon.

To all my agbalagbas and karid entities,Ogalanya,Presido,Darfur,Justwise,Ladysex . . . .konstant Gyration this season.
All our keske shall remain filled with the best mmanya.aluta continua.