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Rofl 
Superstitious beliefs.I have always known that Benins forbid that anyway,not new.

kosovo:
the fact is that, in Nigeria these things are not Superstitious but happens realtime.
it was visible when formal governor was dreading ikpoba river, the water god warned against it, but they refused, and what happened,
countless accident to motorist using that road,
more deat,
machines refused to work.
and many stuffs that happened,

until when the government went to beg the oba of benin for assistance.
so the oba, and his chief priest, including his chiefs went and did some sacrifice.

lol, a life Cow was brought, the chief priest did some incatations and left the cow, immediately the cow ran all by itself into the river. and there was never deaths nor machine failure.

Something like this was "claimed" to have happened when Julius Berger was doing the "njaba bridge" in Imo state.They said their machines and trucks refused to work,workers die and countless accidents till Julius berger flew in some "Oyinbo witches" to deal with the "water god. . . a Big Pyton".lol
stories we hear 

I wud suggest we leave Siena out of this now.Accoring to this thread,hes married . . .to a nlder so pls,for the sake of dem mariage lets    

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-277452.0.html .    
If babycool=angielove,then she has dated Siena too.check here :

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-104581.160.html

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=277265.msg3948206#msg3948206 date=1243641531]So did any of the NL ladies try to cyber-shag you?? [/quote]rofl.
U wud not want to know i tell u   [quote author=oyinda. link=topic=277265.msg3948217#msg3948217 date=1243641737]you and your husband are nairalanders ??   that's how you met?
cool. lol[/quote]we did not meet in Nl ooooo.though he joined b4 me.

Pataki:
If you know what goes on behind nairaland, you would know what some of the things the poster said is very true. Ladies using YIM to toast dudes, ladies hitting on guys on this forum, even when they know they are in relationship with another female member on this same forum. A lot of shit is going on, none of my business, but what I find irritating is their holier than thou attitude. Always quick to open their gob and diss any member incessantly. Or is it the traveling across the ocean just to see themselves and shag one another. Now feigning ignorance or ignoring the thread totally.

Let who is without sin, be the first to cast a stone.

lol
Pataki,u dont have to tell me all these.My hubby is a NLder and i sometimes sit by his side when ladies from here chat him up.i have his NL yim passy and most times i too log into his yim acct and chat up those ladies.its soooooooooo much fun for me.lol
so much fun,i say  

C2H5OH:
lol     ify they will soon mention your name. berra b careful

which boy in his right senses wud be remotely in an old woman with 2 big grown up boys  

yicob:
Moderator, please lock this thread. It been bastardized. Lets not make any further scene out of the faddy situation. Nothing reasonable will come out of this shit . . . . . . . .it would only tarnish the integrity of the forum. If we keep ranting till rapture day, sluts will still be sluts. Nobody teaches a child not to play with fire. We can't start shaping a rotten life. If you want to dash out your body at the voice of vain promises; thats your headache, bon voyage. We have many below18 viewing this thread and it is just sad they might not have any positive thing to learn.

The thread is full of grey hair that is void of mature solution to simple issue. Let the Mod lock it and allow peace to reign.
Am out !

The thread actually shld serve as a warning to Yimmers and Yammers  
Not saying,its bad/wrong to make friends online but for crying out loud one just have to be real careful esssssssssssssssssssssp ladies b4 opening legs for who they meet/met online.
Plus NL has been boring for sometime,this brought back the groove.

davidylan:
Another fact that must be pointed out though is WE (and i mean each and everyone of us) are guilty one way or the other. Its funny now because its someone else's name being mentioned abi. When Pataki and I had our brawl ALL of you (including those bogged down by work) were quick to log on and spend their day speculating, jeering and laughing at our expense . . . all claiming to be "mature".

Bottomline is this - everyone here would be lying if they claim they havent at one time or the other had a crush on someone here. the point would be whether you acted on it or you count on your partner to be mature enough to keep things you both did in private if it didnt end so well.
Whitelexi hasnt done well, i cant congratulate him. Bro . . . you're supposed to be a big man, if you and your girl (whoever he/she is) broke up pls keep your dirty linen in private. You dont earn any points thrashing he/she here.

Thread starter . . . shame on you. No body is above board here.

And oh pls no one shld ever use that "i dont take nairaland seriously" phrase again. Its nothing but a hypocritical joke.

rofl  
U actually took everything u read here,esp on this thread serious?

@Poster,are u Igbo and which part are u from?
Its NOT allowed in the WHOLE of igboland.

[quote author=Tayo-UK link=topic=264917.msg3944135#msg3944135 date=1243590544]Thanks ifyalways - Can you can recommend any company?[/quote]None at the moment.Wud ask around though.

blacksta:
@ ify

Is it possible to find out how much he will make if he manages the truck himself and also the figures u gave were for 2006/07 . Please find out the latest figures.

thanks

Called him.Hes making 380K now every month.Hes got a manager that manages all his trucks and the 380K is solely for him. . . .The manager sorts himself and runs the company.He said hes got no idea of what he wud be making managing the truck himself . . .hes Obviously alright with the 380K per month.
He also said,if the trucks have any problem,the driver contributes 20%,company 40%,him 40% THOUGH it depends on if it was an accident or day to day mechanical faults

None of the above.i use cotton wool

She is Hot,pretty and won a pagent and thats as far as it goes.

Water.

Semo is so so disgusting garri anyday,anytime

Akpuruakpu egusi and utara ji

chrisical:
Be wary of food infections that may be incured from consumption of uncooked or partially-cooked food.When harmful microorganisms are present in food,they are killed by excessive heating(cooking).I dont mean to scare you but refrain from consumption of such 'uncooked food' coz if those microbes are present in infective dose then infection may occur.

i wonder which bacteria u are yapping abt?
bacteria from palm oil?dry pepper?maggi?salt abi na roasted/smoked/dried fish
dude get ur acts together jor.

Poster,as long as u stay under their roof,u have to obey them Intoto.
If u want to act and feel all grown up,check into the next hotel/hostel/apartment.

chaircover:
I repeat my question



The compromise on both sides should be the husband attending the wedding but on a day trip returning to his wife ASAP after the wedding.

My sentiments.let the man go on the wedding day and come back same day.
BTW,i believe some of us here are mothers,we really dont know the circumstances surrounding the pregnancy and we all know some women can be pretty much _{am sorry to use this word} unnecessarily silly when preggie esp IF its the first one.
Maybe shes been having complications with the pregnancy,Perharps they stay in an enviroment where no-one cares for the next neighbour. . . .so i think the hubby shld also put such things in consideration.
Asssuming its me and it was my first preggie,i wud simply ask him to leave sat. morning and come back same day with last flight or ask my mum or his or anyone close to me to come stay with me.each man to his own anyway.

Phemour:
Men

She looks gorgious, She's chaming, She looks humble but you meet her at party dancing yahoozee, Would You Marry Her?

Gurls

He's Handsome, He's Caring, He's said he would die if he doesn't marry you but you unexpectedly met him in your friend's birthday party fighting, drinking, smoking. Would You Marry Him?

he looks this,looks that. . . .do peeps marry based on looks alone ?
Assuming,u met a lady in a brothel,what did u go to do there Preach or teach
i wont judge anyone based on where i met her/him. . .if its such a terrible place to be,i guess i shld not be there and if am there then am as bad/horrible as they are.
No throwing stones.

Agwo tugburu mbe

rubi:
Ano m ya. Eji ghim ujo to agboghobia

Kam sikwanu.ndewo.much love
@Topic,Onye mgbo gburu nna ya na eji ite ona eme okpu .
A man whose father was killed by a stray bullet uses the iron pot as hemlet

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3947798#msg3947798 date=1243635760]You guys have nothing on her. Y'all are just mad cuz she disses you guys on the daily and you finally have a way, cheap one if I might add, to get back at her. Let Whitelexi come back and speak on why he think TOH should be involved. Till then, she shouldn't be mentioned in this convo.[/quote]I agree with u on that.
Methinks,she shld not be Involved in all this.
WHITELEXI said angielove is babycool . . . .dont know/undecided.
I gathered from NL  that babycool have dated siena,hence the connection but what exactly is TOH's own  

C2H5OH:

   
Guilt or fear?Na only Baba God know 
@Yicob,i dont want any pictures ooo.whatever for?
i meant some aforementioned peeps,their pictures have suddenly diasappeared from dem profile.
Guilllllllllllllllllllt abi fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lol
Checked some profiles,Pictures have been removed
missing almond Joy and Efuah

21 pages?   Amebo dey give blood.
Siena,according to NL is married to another NLder ie Snappy.  
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-277452.0.html .
Siena and babycool acknowledge dating  
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-104581.160.html  
The puzzle now is that Whitelexi claimed angielove is babycool . . . he dated/laid him but whats TOH and Siena own  
all in all Ina-res-ting thread  

No2Atheism:
Toyosi first and foremost pls inteprete the yoruba that you used for us, thank you.

Toyosi smart words, I was also concerned that it might have been better if all parties concerned had settled the issue offline, instead of bringing to NL. Cus ultimately a lot of dirty laundries are bound to be washed in public out of rage.
Already 3 different usernames has been mentioned as parties to the scenario one way or another.

Its quite, funny, I would still watch the soap opera sha

rofl.
That is what made the film ina-res-ting  
I used to imagine,things start and end here,never knew there are behind da screen scenes LOL
@Pataki,if una like make una call round or square table confrence,i no consign me.Breeze don blow,Fowl too foolishly come out,we don see dem nyash  
nothing else at this point mattters  
@Toyo,why not?da boys are sleeping,need some fun and voila. . .free cinema  
BTW,dis ur proverb na fire.much love    keep up with ur anonymity hia ooo,u can see the end-product of pall-ing up for NL 
wey dem,make dem come finish dem drama.  
@Topic,sooooooooooooooooooooo intresting to know,hear and note  
am missing almond joy and Efuah am remembering one Adax thread

Pataki:
Why do you peeps like drama this much. Anyways, Whitelexi, I believe you should not even have come out to say anything here. Is Babycool truly behind all this drama? You guys have YIM and Skype. Best set up a conference call and let all aggrieved parties settle their differences.

This thread should be locked, as it serves no purpose other than a show of vendetta by the aggrieved poster.

why now?Its fun reading such stuffs  coming from suppossed matured peeps who dont take nl seriously lol _{their fav. word}
shebi,we dey hia dem carry dem gbese come?make dem come finish dem drama ooo
make nobody lock dis thread ooo atleast,no insults yet.
if possible make dem add pixs,Yim convo,everything jare.who send ewure mkt?
@Toyo,stop all dis preaching  i go vex for u oo 
talk and die,walk and live. . .so said my Jamaican friend 

Depends on which part of the country u come from
In some places,its an incest.They claim that ur in-laws are ur brethren,marriage authomatically makes ur in-laws ur relatives.
lol,tight situation.Its either u or ur older bros

C2H5OH:
so ifyalways and biina are included. i thought as much. those two are something else

ha  
sumthg else as how?u dey even see me post for romance sec. if not now?
abeg u,count me out.
am happily married with kids   no time .

Just like i-go-dye take talk Ogoro must jump  
i hail una  

Pres,i hear u rasta boi 
The rites associated with breaking and blessing Kola varies from place to place and women actually bless and break Kola as opposed to what the OP stated.me i don tire,i no be eze gworo.

OgidiBoy:
I'm sorry if I'm going off topic a little, I just need to ask a few questions since this thread is about Igbo culture. Can women use those chalks to mark symbols on the floor ? I've seen it done in a few Nigerian movies mostly by older men. Also what part of igboland is that practiced ?

The only women i have heard using it are the women eze-mmuo/eze nwanyi ie priestress aside that. . . who dash monkey banana?
i think this pratice might be common in all Igbolands BUT its only used when one visits the traditional "afa priests" for consultations.They sometimes use it to paint their toes as in,when u go to the shrine,after greetings,the "afa" priest paints his toes and gives u the chalk,then u paint ur toes too.i think its a sign of peace.
Afa priests/ess use it to paint their eyes too.It makes them see better 
The elders use it to mark on the floors.i dont know the reasons for that one,guess i wud have to ask 
Women esp pregnant ones eat it.Not all though,some crave for it when preggie.

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