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Youngies ole ebe i si daputa?
@Topic,Agadi nwanyi da ada nke mbu,da nke abuo na ato,o guo ihe o bu na ukpo onu.
when an old woman falls once,twice and thrice,she wud stop and count and rearrage whats shes carrying on her shoulders
Meaning:when u fail the same thing,once,twice and thrice,its high time u stop and check inwards for the solution.

rubi:
Ede

i zatara ya.
Pres,iti bolibo.
@Topic,gwam ihe kuru laa na elu

@all karid entities,may our First born never resemble our landlords.waka,gyrate no stumble.

Tosh hapurum Darfur biko .
Next time m ga agwa gi same thing,i ga ata gi ajo aru na ajo ebe

romeo:
Chekeleke nyem mbo ocha ka iwere oji Egret.

Asha tell them you are a bird too but not a preying one

Romyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BTW,whats the secret/Mystery behind the colouration of nails?i did get some "mbo-nchas" those days.

Look,a gaghim ano ebe and have u insult my rove
For the records,Darfur gara be Eliza na '05 and he was focused _{unlike u and Tosh} ,o na eme ofuma,na a-roundu up Phd ya and o na aru oru di legal na enyejum afo.what more can i ask for?
Very soon,mu na ya ga agba akwukwo,lota na ala igbo bia chie echichi. . . .Nze na Lolo akpusi gba otele nke mbu
Pres biko ka m ga rie my utara,i know u want it,its a pity u cant have it.
bye garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri

Mr crackers don come again
@Bibi,Dhl for bulk and heavy goods like spare parts,bales of Okirika or even 2nd cars rofl

iwu onye apari
Mana okwa e nwere sumthing like dat na riddles igbo?
@Topic,gwam ihe gba aka banye ohia chiri umu puta

fromuk:
Biko achoghi m andrews adighi handi maka afo oruru.

am not suprised 
Ryte from time immemorial,ihe oma na ru gi afo  onye huru nnenne hapu ya for Ennylove na felimbombo,owu na iheoma a dighi aru ya afo ?
Biko,gawa.a gaghim enyetu gi.afo sakwa gi dia sef.i mere isi ka azu.
Ur offer is not needed.am not available,Darfur have taken me wholesale

Yeah,Pres u are ryte.
nke gi ahu,echefuolam ya i think its Ogbanje

Echetana m
Pres e siri m ofe Ukazi kara aka i mean ofe kajara akaja
M che darfur for some couple of hrs and o lotaghi,m ga ebido i sendi di ofe na ezigbo utara akpu home,guilty as charged
i choro some?when ka i meturu ofe ukazi onu last?

rofl
Biko,Pres,iwe adila gi,owu nwa-uwa bidoro ya.o dim ka o naghi asucha igbo nke oma
Agabas case is very obvious,overdose of okwu ike.
lol,Pres a mam na ihe nile a i-listiru a bughi ihe mere nnenne jiri gba oso? .Eziokwu bu na imuta ihe ndia e sighi ike maka nwanyi o bula choro imuta mana i hapu ezigbo nwa ada maka na o maghi enye garri ma o bu abo akpu di more than ridiculous
Nke gi kakwa fair,m koro gi ihe m huru na aka Ikomi o nyeghim onu okwu. I hope na Darfur ga adi civilized ike all these trial marriages a gwula m

My dad refused to recommend any
I got his manager anyway and he talked abt Prime Logistics,Ikoyi Lagos.

hehe.
I gbaligo
@Topic,gwam dum,gwam yom

Ofe Ukazi (without eba)

rubi:
A maghi m ma nmadu okwu ole nke a
Nmadu abuo so n'aga n'uzo nmiri n'ama otu onye nmiri anaghi ama onye nke ozo

nwanyi di ime
@topic,unu gwam ihe mere eze jiri raa ntu

@Topic,E gbue maka iwe, e nie maka isi.
if we kill cos we are angry,we'll bury cos of the stench
Meaning:Forgiveness is the best form of revenge.
Rubiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  .
Kuntagunit,ndewo.I kara aka dede. 

[quote author=nwa-uwa link=topic=225819.msg3957034#msg3957034 date=1243842230]happened to me while i was dating a chick from anambra.her case is worse,she did not want to learn,my mum said over her dead body,wife-to-be cannot fry garri.we later left villa,came back and we started having problems.Honestly those problems are nothing,the man gist was her inability to fry garri and my mums stance.
The rest is History btw me and the babe. sometimes i still miss her.[/quote]and u left a very good girl cos of garri? i hope u get one who wud not only fry garri but ur skull bags too
Ur not alone though,some of our Igbo bros sha when it comes to marriage,if u see wetin dem dey consider,afraid g catch u.we are the new generation;its our duty to help stop such things.
when Ikomi,proposed to me,if i tell u guys what he required from me
@agaba,iji ututu anwu gay?

[quote author=Miriam.P link=topic=247934.msg3956056#msg3956056 date=1243809596]hey, can s.o. help pls :-)

need in igbo: how are u
i miss u
kiss

thx!!!!!!!![/quote]how are you?= kedu ka i mere?
I miss you=anyam ahusiela anya gi
Kiss=nsusu.
lol

what happens when u find out it was actually him?
Wud u tell his current wife and spoil whatever thing they have on or 
If u sue him for bigamy,wud u stand to gain anything and what wud he lose?
I wud suggest u forget him,he might have even changed now

Nke obula,as if u dont know
owu komputa Ikomi cause-ru ya,i was Using Ikomi's PC
Hey,uzom e kweghi m.some lirrle probs.sup?

Ask our Politicians and Senators to recite the National Anthem and Pledge. . .u wud be pleasantly suprised and have a good laugh.

presido1:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Julius Berger for where?

Julius berger for awo-Njaba.06/07 story.btw awo-omama and Obiato 

Chicken Pepperoni

Ajuju _{some of the reasons Ikomi na Pres ka were jiri diri single} :

I nwere ike ilu nwa agboghobia onye igbo na :
amaghi eye(fry) garri?
amaghi eme nmanu?
amaghi otu esi afo/abo akpu? lol
BTW,amaghi m eme any of the above,my MIL kuzirim some.
Or,i chotara nwanyi iga alu,ur mum choro inwalite di girl by i panye ya basin garri o ga eye,and she just cudnt do it and ur mum insists she has to or forget abt the marriage,gini ka i ga eme
let her learn to fry or u let ur mum know this is 2009 not 1909?

I dont like/use the "Ncha-ude" but i love the "Ude aki" . . .Palm Kernel Oil.
I use it for my childrens hair and body and for massaging too.
The odour is not too good though.

Outstrip:
I didn't know older women had caves as vaginas

rofl
@Topic,Cos most of the younger boys are players and unstable financially.
Cos most of the older men have got cash and are willing to spend.
Cos the society seems not to frown at it anymore  Old men marrying younger women is almost gradually becoming a norm.

I hate the fact that u hate something abt ur husband and yet u are still shagging and living with him.

Mukina,Ikamefa,Iice,Mohawkchic,Stillwater,Pepeye,Chaircover,Toyosi,Kathyekiti,Funkybaby,SisiJinx,Spikedcylinder(since she became a mod ),Chiogo,Sissy,Amakaone and Outstrip. 
Anyday,anytime.
No time for dissing,cussing or dramas 

Ikomi:
Mbe oji agbo ugbo? Why agbo nji'a atu mbe? Ify nye kpa agbo warning.

ole udi typewritter i na e-use?O putara na "gb" na "gw" na a-confuse gi ka o putara na i nwuru monkey tail
why agwo a gaghi atu mbe?
Ikomi ny kwa a[b]gw[/b]o warning
Iti boribo
otuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ocha.

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