₦airaland Forum

asha 80:
God left nigeria 42 years ago

NO
Satan entered 9ja,God took a break.

. . . . . . .everyone caught by the creeks is now a militant 
Those names doesnt sound ijaw-ish to me xcept the last guy.They cud be mere thiefs for all i know.

. . . .waiting for the end result of this rat race.

what do u not mean?
a bughim butter ma o bu mint. ok o di nma

lol
Buttermint a naghizi aru oru.owuzi burantashi na ewu ugbua  mana cherekwa,buttermint a bughi kwa nkem,o wu nke dim 
Iyke 19 gbirigim gi ahu a na aru oru?  a gam a buzz-u gi.

@Justgood,Yoy can Foster a child/children without really adopting.
The child stays in the home/Orphange,you take care of everything about him/her.feeding,clothing,school books and fees,celebrate his birthday,send him to vacation,he can even come to vacation to your house or spend weekends with you.
@Topic,i cant adopt but i wud Foster.

Roasted fish with hot pepper sauce.

presido1:
HAhahahaha ndi ochi, ndi oso chi egbu, ndi soro mmou gboo soro mmadu gaa ngbaru.
Kedu ihe pres mere unu biko nu?
Ejikwe mu ogu na ofor eso anu ncha including ikocracy na ifycracy.

biko chiri mkpuru amu gi dika ite mmiri nnem ochie si ebea puo biko.
yawa man with yawa "ihe"
ututu oma.

Ikomi a bughim baby   call me "mama ejima" biko  
hehe,i ka chetere Icecold?your brain meter ka na akukwa good.a maghim ma Icecold awu onye Owerre.okwa e mechara Tosh a bia claim-ie di nwa.even the nwa confess dat Tosh wu twin broda ya and from dia the rove-in-Tokyo started.u still want her?  
Ihe Pres is dead and does not sneeze,breathe or nod unless there is some vigorous pushing  
we need to see,anyi kwesiri ihu nu.  

CONGRATS babe.
Its perfectly alright to be nervous few weeks or even months to your wedding ! dont let it bother you,just live your live like a dream and take in the whole fears and euphoria calmly.
Amakaone have supplied u with all the necessary info abt wedding planners.

Echelon,thanks
umu igbo nma nma nu .

May her soul rest peacefully.
wud she be buried in 9ja

You guys should forgive my spellings oooo but theres this song i love and used to hear it in church as a kid but dont get to hear it anymore
"Taloda bi re
iwo oba ati oba
Taloda bi re
iwo oba tobi ju
mo oju re . . . . . (cant say it)
mi oke hossana"twice
Toyinrayo pls help me write the song and the meaning.

lmao
Clemcykulllllllllll missed ya love.been around,frolicking with them men and boys , got preggie in the process and had 2 beautiful and adorable boys
Ikomi,hehe,dibia agbala afa.ihe foro afo no gi na aka.Ebe o nwere nwa owerre gi na ya na akpa sword aha ya bu edy lekwa gi lekwa marriage with the nwa soon.a maghim ma edy nkea awu onye owere.
Ihe pres is not worth US $ biko,ihe the whole akwuna london,durable and un-durable ones jirichala gba bolu,were mee all types of orals bia gboto it has successfully depreciated biko.The thing is just dangling in btw his legs,it does not kick start on provocation anymore unless theres some pushing and imanu na moto o bula needuru pushing b4 o startia a wurula france au-revoir.
Pres wu France au-revoir

IBCE:
@ Ify tnx I have other places to stay here.
I would've jst left here totally if not for work.
My uncle will neva let me leave da house.
He said he cant explain it to my mum and oda members of da family.
That's why I tink I shld leave, then talk to him from where i am.
I.m 24

alright.Yeah,leave and then talk to him from wherever u are.i was soliciting that u inform them both b4 leaving so it wudnt look like theres was a problem somewhere but as it stands now,leave then call them both;to thank them.all da best gal.

rotfl
Ikomi ,nkea awu anya gi? 
so i so na ndi campaign for the "nchapu-amu Pres" NAP  e chekwam na Pres bu your paddy?
anyway,o buru na unu ga ere di thing 2000000000000 zimbabwe$ i might just get it as a replacement for nke agaba  maka o dika o choro i shrink soon
Ikomi a huru m gi na edygirl walking side by side na alter,am i jonsing or what?
ututu oma,dede 

I cant help but laff.you suffri wash hand crack kernels for fowl 
Thank God it happened b4 the marriage,shes not just your wife,let her go.If she can after all these years and still open her mouth to say she loves guy and shes confused then shes not for you.From your story shes not even showing remorse so 
let her go pls !

If you can afford an accomodation of your own,just leave and stay on your own.
Am not saying you did something wrong BUT in the best intrest of your good uncle and his marriage,leave and let peace reign again in the home.pay for a house,calmly call her and your uncle one cool evening and thank them both for been good to and then go ahead to tell them that you moving to your own house.so simple !
how old are you sef

Tosh,I che no i di easy izu pampers na baby food umu ejima? Biko agaba ji nwanyo nwayo azo isi onwe ya.lol a gam ezi ya ozi gi sha,its not been easy mana its alright
Biko unu gbahara Pres,hes promised to luo nnenne and be ezigbo nna to umu ya.
Rommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy,ole my azu na nzu?
ahurum edygirl na nro(dream) ebe ya na Ikomi na eme wedding. biko umunnem owu iba(fever) ka o bu nini
@mmadum dum,akam na ukwu m di na elu na ekele

Pres ndi ORLU na emesapu aka.ha bu Ndi Oriri,make money ,chop money
i want to use your Pit-Toilet,can i biko?
Kelerem nnenne mana unu gbalie legalizeia di thing,haba ! unu ga arapucha uto di thing ugbua mgbe unu ga aluzi o puruzia chaff ka unu ga eri.
o dikwa nma imu umu no oge,Pres ga luo nwanyi,u are getting too old.
bye garri.nwam agaba choro inwu ara.duty calls

same size with nnenne,Chi-baby and Felimbombo
Onye oke amamihe dika gi,seriously i naghi akpa agwa ka ndi Orlu,i na eme ka onye Mba mmiri. lol
Pres Nshi na agum now andi soak-away anyi ejula ole ihe m ga eme ?
o jim baddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Ikomi,get lost when u get up

Fresh fish peppersoup with Rice

. . . .and i was thinking gwari yam is the best?
Omoge u so like food sef

which
anyway,Praise God.

biko buru aka aradite gi gawa.i wonder what nnenne is doing with gi sef
u are a very yawa man.
a chorom one lace like dat,i ga azutaram ya?biko rove
nkea i ga no na 9ja,ebere babes na adabata gi na aka na emerem,ha etinyena aka na tiper bu aja

no bi certificate alone dem take dey drop food for table but,Atleast Jssce for me abeg.I no fit shout too much

spikedcylinder:
You should be the one pissed that he hasn't sent his condolence message!

exactly

It hurts their ego.They find it difficult to deal with it 
Again,some women might capitalize on the fact that they earn more their men and begin to Misbehave 
Issues like this sha no suppose arise after marriage,it should be dealt with before marriage.

JJYOU:
sad fact is so many don't know what they really want. if doing what you said really makes a man happy you wonder why some have so many affairs and relationships breakdown.

Not doing what i said Josh but doing same things that we did during courtship.Truth be told though,a man bound to cheat wud always cheat but sometimes women neglect to take care of themselves and men jump on that to cheat.Ofcos not all men love those things i listed but whatever rocked your boat whilist courting can equally keep the boat afloat during marriage.

Men hate it when women change after marriage.change Physically,emotionally and sexually
Keep up the appearance,take care of the nails and hair like during courtship,add some spice and advaneture to the bedroom affair,wear those sexy pants and skirts that he loves.etc

sad story,this new year