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lmao
Echelon
Rubi o dikwa more than egwu na itunanya,aka Chukwu no na ya.Ekele diri Chukwu
@Topic,Onye turu okwute na ahia ya chetakwa na o nwere ike itu nne ma o bu nna ya na isi.
He who throws a stone aimlessly in the mkt should not forget that it might end up hitting his mum/dad
Mortiple,o gini na eme?
Kashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif

romeo:
Ify mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuu!!! kedu ka isi akwado maka ekeresimesi? Udo aga adikwa na side gi? achoghi m icho umuasa acho oge m nwere nwada di ka gi ga emere m umuasa arrange

ka m kpoo nu Obioma abi na Obama were kene ya maka mmeri omeriri tata

Umuigbo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii is copyrighted

lol
Romy,ekeresimesia nwere ka o choro isi di na sidem o na adim ka ihe ahu mu na Pres Ogam na eme abali na ehihe obula a putala ihe,o dika a di m ahu ato sef , afom just na ebu a dighim sure ma umu crotchetless tops na low waist jeans _{udia i na a lieki} a ga abakwam ozo. chei ekeresimesi afo a nwekwara ka o choro idi Mana otu o bula o siri di,umu asa must mee sumtin,so yes my rove,i nweghi nsogbu.anyi ga enwe live

chika98:
Ify: ahubeghim moto owu ooo. Akam n'eche kwa gi.

hehe
juo FromUk,owu driver m sendiri ka o deliver the ugbo na your doorstep.lol
Pres na agaba ihere megbuo unu,fiakwa !
asa unu no ebea ebe akwa maka common merce una no fit iji infinity bia hicha ya anya.its quite shameful.tufia,ndi aguru abuo.
Chika,ndo mana come to boys ji ego,rapu ndi nkuzi _{agaba na Pres} ndi ji chalk e measure ji,bia ka guys ji igwe mee gi upgrade.guys dika. . . . . . . .
@Elos,onye ije,ole ebe ije bu gi ga tata?ndeewo.
@Onyinye,ndeewo.goodluck na akwukwo gi.
@Mortiple,sup?ndewo.
@mmadu dum,o nwere onye nwere skunk

richo:
lol, why this romance is going on i bet yicob is busy chasing wild goats up and down

rotflmao u are bad
@Toyo na so?
Yicob,accept my condolences.

for real?
i wud start Asap.thanks

i naghi ehi ura,Pres/Elos?
I na aruzi oru "oburu nshi" na abali?

@all anybody knows any special diet to make snails grow faster/rapid growth feeds for snails?
Theres this little field at the back of my kitchen with lots of snails and as a snail-lover,i have been watching over them keenly,i try to feed them with cooked food items on daily basis but they dont seem to be growing i love my snails big, this ones are not just growing as fast as i want.i want to eat them all b4 Xmass anyone got ideas

I wud feel bad at that instance. . . . .why let me get to that stage?all the stress and emotions,spent and shattered But afterwards i wud feel good and thank God.a failed "about-to-wed" sounds better than a failed "marriage"

lol
echetanam otu ilu
Onye ndi mmuo na akuru egwu o na agba matakwa na egwu ndi mmuo bu egwu onwu
one who is dancing to the songs of the spirits should not forget that the songs of the spirits are the songs of death

yicob:
As in?

as in nothing really
don't tell me you are getting scared now.
Toyo,lol. . . . . .one have to be doubly sure these days.

yicob:
Loosin concentration for past hours. Doin 3 things @ a time.

lemme me guess
Thinking of Toyo
composing a poem for her
wishing you were at CA now.
lol,dont just give me a thought abeg.silly moi

Hmmn
change of subject formula comes to mind.

H2O2:
Oh! I didn't intend for it to seem that way. I love you people, sometimes.
I'm sorry. It's not like I meant to hurt your feelings that much. Very sorry to step on your toes. Can we kiss and makeup now?

am sorry you thought you hurt my feelings and No i have no NL toe for anyone to step on so please . . . . . .ahead ahead you move. thank you !
@Toyo am fine jare.caught you in the other thread.lol

H2O2:
Who is following you and for what? Please jare don't make me laugh this afternoon; as if you're important.

lol
Mr Important.u are ofcos important to your likes,no argument.
am done with u sha.

H2O2:
Abeg jare let us hear word. When will igboland get in line with the other lands. On the other thread you were talking naively about not understanding why the dead are buried in cemeteries. Now methinks you're just clueless and ethnocentric.

u know what,go fry sand chop and stop following me around.
thank you

Funny.
Bride in Igbo land is not same all over or fixed abeg.
There are so many factors that determine the bride price;lets not just start yarning dust.Some of those factors are the educational qualification of the bride,the brides family background and the grooms background amongst others.
the summary of it all is that it depends largely on the girl/bride and the groom.If you decide that your hubby wont spend more than what is necessary,He won't,no kinsman can make him do but quite unfortunately,most gurls would want to show off,try to outdo someone else and make her wedding the talk of the town which unfortunately almost everything is coming from the grooms pockets.Then again,If a young guy is loaded,i mean loaded,you dont expect him not to show off in his trad wedding do you?Most of these loaded guys go out of their way to get things that are not even asked for and maybe some dickhead by the corner wud assume he was forced to do so.
In my town now,the bride price for every graduate is just N56 but the list is endless and frightening.what every reasonable girl does is to collect the list from her parents,sit down with the hubby and sort it out,trash out the unnecessary items and get the basic ones which are more often then not,affordable.
does it mean "okada riders","chemist men" and even "roadside tailors" in igbo land don't marry?
you hang your bag within your reach.simple

yicob:
Yawns

rotflmao
na hungry dey worry u so abi na sleep?

TOYOSI20:
@ Yicob

You alright?

lol
u little devil,u actually asking?
@Yicob,over to you,you well so

JosBoy4Lif:
Racist

Otondo
Go discus Obama in engrish in the politics section.here is for igbos
have fun.

Dalu.
I noghi na base gi?ole ebe i gara?zutaram achicha na okpa ma ilotawa.
Njem gi gazie nke oma.

Ole onye nwuru palmmy boro chi bia ebea na asuru anyi Bekke?
Ikuku buru unu dia
No Engrish in this thread ,please.thank yous

Okwa this "Ndokwa" man again?
@Topic,am fluent in Igbo,Ok in Yoruba,hausa,Itsekiri and Ijaw.a little knowledge of Urhobo,Igala and Idoma.

Osetiela
E don happen !
@Elos,okwa i na anu ?

JamaicanQT:
for some reason i feel that some people are not being honest about what they are eating,

hehee
@topic,lait caille sans sucre

Goat meat pepper soup.

lol@Poster
If "cobbler","gateman ","driver" "Gardener" are your definition of jobs abeg make we kuku leave am for dem,abi u wan be "shoe maker" ?

who cares
na dem sabi

More pics please.

suze:
This girl again! Looking for publicity by force!Shes a want to be waka pass actress. She claimed she was dating one of the duo of KC presh and that ebube nwagbo is now dating him but she can have him back anytime she wants.When the guy was asked he said he didnt even know her!

bgees:
she is a LovePeddler and she is making a fool of herself. she is'nt even popular.

lol
see dissing
Una really believe "Andala" and her stories without source?
@Topic,Andala post pics make we see jare

lol

ChinenyeN:
H

Chineke mee. . . Da Ify, kedi ihe ihu gi si di otu ahu dika na onye iwe na-ewe? Odi onye na-akpasu gi iwe? Gwaa m onye obu ka m gwaa ya okwu.

for where
iwe adighikwa ewem,ihe styli m mutara na aka Ikomi _{bless him} ,o cho ka e noticie ya,o kwucha okwu,o mee ihu ka onye iwe na ewe.all na for show.

whatever90:

ify,aburu na i'ga achi ochi mgbe ina si mmadunine hi,then we're kwa ekele gi ,la achi azu,anya choro ya

lol
ike ichi ochi a gwulam.meanwhile,agaba na akpasum iwe sef
anyway,ka m chiara gi ochi
hehee,i choro ozo?kedu maka ndi ulo gi?
@mmadunile,

Ujujoan:
I know you don't know but VIP in this case is 'Ventilated Improved Pit Toilets'.

rotflmao
this is a joke
built where sef?awka abi for Onitsha?

He either forgive her and pretend it never happend or Just go get a divorce.

ezeagu:
[size=15pt]GOT
IKENGA?[/size]

Ebelebe Igba
@Chika,i hula di ugbo?
@mmadunile,hi

lol
rubi a dim nma.
Echelon,onye dere akwukwo ilu ahu?kedu aha akwukwo ilu ahu?
Ilu koro m badly.
Obama Obinna bu onye nmeri
Mortiple,udo o dikwa?Kashiff,kedu?

spikedcylinder:
Ah! Why would I think you would get it? You, hater of the "dead people + cemeteries" theorem? You?

Maybe you need to look up the meaning of Cemeteries. Heck! I'm a nice person and I'm in a good mood, I would do it for you:



See? Not so hard was it? Now the task is getting you to understand. . . .

If only your stamp sized brain is not stuffed full with cotton,you would have understood that i said the "IGBO's " rarely bury their dead ones in the cemetery.
who gives a hoot about your person or mood?lol,some brats do take themselves way too seriously.
Pish posh.
@Luca,whatever.
Josh,nothing dey happen.Thanks.