₦airaland Forum

lol.
Jumai i think means Friday. . . .jumai has two meanings,Jumai for gals born on firdays and Jumai for friday prayer.

@Topic,Azumi
Rashid
Quadus

Nwata huwa anya,o kwuwa onu.
when a child sees what hes not suppossed to see,he wud say what hes not suppossed to say

oziomatv:
Me? care for who? except am looking for a housegirl.

hmmmmmn 
@Topic,whatever language one feels comfortable with,fluent with it and the addresse understands too,lol let it flow jare.As for me and my household speaking  of igbo,Ijaw,french,Urhobo and Itsekiri languages is compulsory. 

How much are you going to pay?
@topic,Tamarauemi . . .God dey
Akpodigha. . . .dont depend on men
doukpolagha. . . .beyond discovery.

oziomatv:
Is it not happening here in Nairaland, when some will tell you plain that you're an illiterate because you made a typo error. to talk of responding in Pigeon english, less to talk of Igbo language.

who cares about faceless people?you do? I don't 
i wud speak english to you if its the only means of communicating with you.

dalu Chineke nna,ekele diri gi Okpara Jisos,Otito diri gi muo nso.

where art thou,Mister name collector?
@Topic,Umoru
Kwudi
Jumai

oziomatv:
TRY TALK TO A GIRL FROM YOUR VILLAGE WITHOUT ADDING ENGLISH.

only a village girl would assume that because a man from same village as her that approached/talked to her with the local native dialet is uneducated.

Roscodaddy:
@Ify r u ijaw

Am not directly but indirectly Yes,i am 
@topic,opuowei. . . .big and great person
   Ebiegberi. . . .good news.nembe name
  Inemo. . .patience/long suffering. kolokuma name.

need more? 

oziomatv:
Ibinagbo Erekeshima (meaning war go soon start)

lol.i think its more of kalabari name. . . Ibinabo Fibresima _{fine actress}

@Topic,Timi. . . its a short form tho,dont know either the meaning or its full form
Ama. . .baby gal
Abbey. . . .fine boi no pimple.

more to come

echelon:
Okwa I gwara m na o bu gi na faketan? Ka I chezoola? ;

lol.M gwara gi hoha ka o bu na m gwara with rikom? afo gara aga ka o bu na afo a?egwu eji ugbu a bu awuruoku 2008 ! Fake

echelon:
Okwa I gwara m na o bu gi na faketan? Ka I chezoola?

Water in the broken earthen pot is there for the dog<sub>look carefully at the quote above

E be like say u no dey sleep 3:30am! abi no be gmt+1?</sub>

e hirim ura na oge na abali gara aga ya mere m jiri were teta na oge. cherekwa ole ihe m dere sef? ura dim na anya.dalu for the correction and translankowa.
@Topic,nwoke nusia ogu,nwanyi e nwelu akuko
men fight the battle,women tell the stories
nwata tuo ilu nna ya turu,ya kwukwa ugwo nna ya ji.
when a kid says the same proverb that the father said,he should be ready to pay any debt his father owes too

coolier:
What a waste! No good roads, no fire men or services, no paramedics, no ambulances or helicopters, no good medical services. And to think all these soldiers survived Darfur only to be killed the moment they arrived home - what an irony of life!!! Goodbye heroes.

good

ndiiiiiiiiii nne mama,i sokwa
umu agbogho mama,ugogbe ezi na ulo
ndi nna papa,aka ji aku
umu ikorobia _{minus some bois} papa,onicha pally pally

ndi nwere nne cheta nne ha ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
ndi na enweghi,kele Jah.

Romanus,Romanus,Romanus, a nom na nro hu gi ebe i na
Pres ga kwuo ukwo mmai i nwuru last night biko ole udika nkpari wu nka ?
Ikomi,ole maka echidi preg?o muola ?
toshieeeeeeeeeee na fakeeeeeeeeeee
darfurrrrrrrrrrr,ebelebe igba
nenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeigbo nile,sheniqua,GC,Trev,jenny,happppppi uka nne
oziomatv,lol,you are roved too
@all,anyi ga ahu na ulo uka happy sunday

anwuruoku 2008
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lmao. Ok kwa.ugbua ka m hotara ihe i na ekwu ukwu (legs) na ukwu (laps) lol

Olekwa nke bu di NL onwere onye i choro inyem? heeehheheheeeee Echelon i na achom uka na onu

@Topic,emere elu emere ala,mmiri doro nwa eju doro nwa nkita
unu nyere m aka oooh,i cant tapiala ilu a.

O nwere onye ma o bu ndi nne no na threadia? happy uka nne ndi nne mama,umu agbogho mama

rockiedink:
beats me!!!

my sista how bodi?

Longeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest time.where are you coming out from am fine jare,Slyvia has been lovesick,hope you have seen her lol

@topic,wadever

dalu maka nne m.ekele diri gi maka ndi nne nile no na uwa gburugburu.ndi na enweghi nne,eze Jisos i buru ha nne oma.otito diri gi ! ogologo ndu na aru ike ka gi,onye obi ebere ga eji were yibe nne m dika uwe.

echelon:
Taa nwanyi! Nwata nwanyi a ekwuwaa onu!!! Ekwekwala ka ndi okenye nu ihe a I kwuru. I ribe eke okuko, onye ga-erizi ukwu ya? Nakwa echeki. A na m eri eke na aka na mpata ukwu okuko.

lol
o kwa gi si now na i likeri ukwu na nku ya.i nuru rum mgbe i kwuru ya.
ndi okenye gbakwa oku sef.onye ziri ha ozi sef.
on a serious note,ihe bukwa mmegbu umuaka na etolite etolite bu ihe kwesiri iri eke okuko,nne na nna a rie isi na ukwu ya mgbe o bula m nuru di,umu m ga na eri eke okuko,munwa erie apata ukwu ya,dim e rie aka na nku ya.

@Echelon na onye o bula,hapi weekend.
@Topic,kama eke okuko ga ebute esemokwu na ezinaulo,ndi agbataobi ata ya.
instead of the chicken gizzard to bring a misunderstanding in the family,let the neighbours eat it.

a nara lam . . . .has taken.ole ihe i chere na o bu? ebe o bula i huru ara,ahu a mawa gi jijiji,otu echi i ga anwuta ara bu gono
aruru ala agaghi egbu gi 

Pres ka chi foo.anyi ga ahu na ugwu ngwo.i na abiakwa i jidekwa keske gi. 

lol
kam lakpuo too.ura a puola m na anya.nwa swiss a a naram ura hie   cheei,a whole me?ala aruola  
@Tosh,your love for condoms dikwa egwu.buy catapult.  

Pres ngwa buh-bye.

@all ka chi foo nu.the joy of the lord is our strenght.

presido1:
Bye Gono too ;DGa na oshodi oke ma obu orile mile 2 express low waist gbara plural.
Chei lekwa ihe ndia na eme na tv, eche kwam na ndi mu$lim country anaghi ego si odika ihe na tv ha.

thank youss.o buru na ha na egosi ihe aruru ala,buko mechie anya gi.Pres am suspecting dat i na aru oru UNV. . .just a tot anyway.
sleeep tite and dream of mmanwu adanma

ooooh choochi.UEFA iwe di ball ka na ewem sef.
Pres just kwusi ikwu maka ya.let by gones remain by gone.
Toshie o dika ihe m ga eme now,m ga eji aradite gumua obim.ihe o ji dim nwute bu na owu ma first experience after many years of lovelessness o dikwa egwu.love awu onye ebe sef?love gbakwa oku


love gbakwa okuuuuuuuuuu
love awu ihem ga eri ?love ana azuta low waist?

toshmann:
ify kedu ka anyi nwere ike ihu? anurum na idi vacant now

point of correction mister,am not vacant anymore.  
i biara late,i hula ebe barracks di empty b4?tupu d last tenant akwapu,the next occupant sef a dila set to pack in.  

anwuruoku 2008 !

Pres ole ebe ino?if you ar'e close to me then i no na Fakes anus   cos am right now in his  
ebelebe igbaa  

presido1:
Lakpuo ga hie ura ehihe, umuaka ibe gi no na ura now.
Tosh u neffa congrtulation me for UCL.

onye ma o bu gini bu UCL  
o na ewutem ma akuko by passia mu   pls unu gbuwaram aki bekke buko
Toshie my heart was broken into 21 places .a tutanam 18 pieces o foro 3 pieces,i huru ya?

toshmann:
tufiakwa

ndi iberibe emebiela threadia

ify, legodi ihe si gi n'onu puta tufiakwa
presido onye apari tufiakwa, alakpuola m boo.

hmmmmn lekwa onye isi ndi aruru ala himself.
eze ndi iberibe ndeewo.i noo na ihu/iru,we are right behind you  
Toshie longest time,kedu maka old new jersey love? ebelelbe igba  

pres dont mind him jare.lol maybe a mataram gi na nke eliza  
i wish na ahutulam anybody no na threadia for  once,live.Romy wud have been onye mbu m kara ahu mana after going tru his profile and hearing stories of his adventures,lol m nara ya ben Johnson.Romy ma first rove  

Aka di ya nkea di fresher than air freshner

@Topic,ikwu amaghi,ibe ezi ya.
when one is ignorant,the kinsmen educates him

i na akowa na Ikomi a bughi ezigbo mmadu? 
ihe m na ede ?egwuriegwu?lol.maybe,maybe not  o nweghi onye di above loving.i just tried it and got a lirrrrrrrrrrrrle bit burnt.o dighi deep sha.mgbe anyi huru na ulo uka,a gam akoro gi d details. 
if am not coming as a replacement for the first lady then am not coming.I na agukwa akwukwo nso gi?I guola maka Queen Esther?o kwa from a lirrrle replacement ka o jiri buru permanent resident/queen.lol gwakwa First lady gi ooooooh,hmmmn before she knows it,o di ya ka o di ex-queen Vashiti.by the time m chara gi di thing in a chamfa,akote,downtown na uphill way,u wont remember her anymore. 
Pres Fake is waiting.i have to goneeeeee.buy garri and dalu.took kiaful 

echelon:
Ee, eke na ike okuko bu anu ndi nze. Jukwaa ese

_{i prefer the wings and laps though}

hehehhee ,then i wud want to live in the house with you.i riewe all d wings while i deal with the ekes
@Uchenna

Uche2nna:
Ire oma ka ejula ji aga na ogwu

Transliteration---- A snail uses its good **slimy** tongue to walk on thorns. Meaning---- your goodwill helps You navigate through tough times .

someone just tuala dis ilu na pageia.tuo fresh one biko.

@Topic,mgbe nwanyi muzuru umu iri na abuo,o dighi ihe mere na abali,o na agaghi ama maka ya.
when a woman begats a dozen children,theres nothing that happens at night that she wont be aware of
Ehi/efi na eweghi odu,chi ya na achuru ya ijiji.
the cow without a tail,its gods drives away flies for him

presido1:
Echi oji kwara ajuju? room mu ikomi wu kwa "many have gone"
Ify ndo oooh next time gi eleruo anya maka ihe nile na acha ka ola edo awughi ola edo.
Umu eji ma m di mma, aga m eme ha baptism next two weeks mana first lady m anaghi aga church.
Ana m acho onya ga abia e'representi ya that day.

Any idea onye oga awu is welcomed biko nu

lol.
now you are making me to iwe obi abuo am just begining to rove Ikomi now
thanks Pres,e chekwam na elerulum anya ala.anyi e seghi okwu Pres,nothing,the bobo just bone me.after o mechara m hu ya na anya.maybe o maka na ekweghim enyetu ya if i even check well,na him lose jare ego na oge niile o tufuru ichum.anyway,agbusi gbaa Otele . . .u know now.i wud leruo anya ala from now onwards starting with anwuruoku !

Ok,as am vacant now,can i come and represent your first lady?akwukwo si "his office,let another take" lol o bughim kwuru ya,hoha.am just keeping in tune with akwukwo nso.so,am i welcome/accepted?

heheheheeeeeeeeeeee.ka chi foo.
anwuru oku is calling too
Pres o foro gi.o nweghi onye ka akpo gi.biri nani gi.
Fake is waittttttttttttttttting.Ikomi thanks for caring. kele echi4 us.
Pres byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
igbo ka chi foo nu.

anwuruoku 2008 ! egwu eji

echelon:
I beg to disagree on this one. E ji anya oma ata ike okuko maka na ike okuko bu anu ndi okenye!

you dont say e chekwam na o bu eke okuko(gizzard) lol

@Topic,e zuko ka aha eri udele,a totuo ngiga.when the vulture eaters are all assembled,the package is unwrapped

presido1:
Soro kwa push and start maka i'mewa gi obi. okwa ifu go i'he otomatik mere gi.
Battri Ikomi wu kwa agbaa kpim moto aza vuuuuuuuuuuuuM.
Penarity Ikomi anaghi eche ya eche jiri kwa ndi streeti ha. Abou di down now,
Result ihe emere na winter

lmao
vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuM indeed.Ikomi over to you.two down unu e mere ya straight ka o bu in a chamfa way? o wurukwa chamfa ka i chara d thing ,then is gonna be ejimas.2 by 2 o gbara ole?

jukwa Pres ego ole nri nwa na ada now.you might be needing a contribution soon. not to worry though,you can always count on us.

Pres a maghim na ihughim na anya.nani otu onye kam huru na anya buko.others, ahurm ha na imi ma obu na akpa ya   lol.
infact,ka m bejere Fake di akwa,o ma etu asi m ndo.i would soon be laffing,watch.infact i would have the longest and best laff soon   o ga eme gi na anya.
mu na anwuruoku  
Ikomi biko nye anwuruoku ma contacts,o jim na njo.   delay is dangerous.

Ikomi:
Way to go  

na you know   o na i likeghi ya?
i said ,anwuruoku deux mille huit  
onye iwe na ewe eg Pres ya ga fryia sandy soil rie.


anwuruoku 2008 egwu eji