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presido1:
Ole nke gbasara gi eme mu na jennycoco dey.
Amibo

o nweghikwa.did i comment.anom strictly on nkirinkiri levels.i gakwara choochi today?umu akam na nna m ukwu na ekele gi.i mere olia?
did you see anwuruoku?Ikomi has just raised my hopes and yet dashed it on aja poto poto Ikomi kill joy,Ikomi jealousy,Ikmoi isi okpukpu

Till they do that,am .Na today we begin hear of threats in Africa

oldie:
The change we need in Nigeria is not about gender, religion or ethnic
We need a competent Nigerian to be our president, man/woman where ever he/she may come from
Obama was nominated because he is competent and can rationalize his vision!
Being black is secondary, although it gives me this "feel good" sentiment

well said ! be it a "she" or a "he" it doesnt matter as long as the fella is compentent and willing to make positive changes.

R.i.P

nope

spikedcylinder:
Just for enlightenment purposes though, what do you mean bu "Great One"?

"little one" it ought to be.Thats the site administrators new language for Mus"lim,Is"lam,Moha"mmed and everything that got to do with the little religion.
@Topic,good to hear u have found a name.Martin Foxx Brown

i was told that creating a thread without using the search buttons attracts a ban.lol _{i think there is a similar thread} nyways nothing spoil
@Topic,i was told that u dont answer calls at nite,if you do so,u might end up answering spirits

Your thing and your person isnt good enough for her.she wants out ! time to show her the door,life is short and sweet to be wasted brooding over another fellas palaver/stress

lol .ahuru jim baddddddddd
@Topic,ana esi na usi ahuru amata uto nsi
Echelon ,the translation is for you 
Ejighi ahuhu/afufu anya isi ma obu eme ngaga
u don't boast of hardship/hardtimes

chisimdi:
umu igbo kelenu,rie nu,muo nu,zuo nu,Egbe bere ugo bere,ma nke na achoghi ibe, asim ya mess off.

ikuku buru ya
@Topic,mba ji na akari iru na oku
some yam tubers are too big to be roasted

Ikomi:
Gaaaaaaaa luoooooooooo di, the whole thread is saying gaaaaaaaaaa luooooooooo di.

All we are sayyyyyyyiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggggg Ify ga luo di

Last lady standing

Ujo ulu di odighi?

Ok,yes ujo ilu di na atum,case closed.shiooor how are u darling

oziomatv:
Nzuko ndi ono na di acho di.

hmmn.lekwa ndi ono na nwanyi acho nwanyi talking !.i choro i gafee, gafee peacefully,e metuna onye o bula aka biko.

presido1:
Ichoghi ka mara ify mee ihe mara gi mere na ukwu ukpaka ahu di na juction(yunction) afor uguri.
For your info we(mara ify) are about to do it na oge na adighi anya

what dont you mean? i sorola Ikomi asu igbo ndi etiti uzo?ole ihe aha mu na gi na eme togeda?since when were we joined with one wrapper sef?me gini?be silly dia
lol presssssssssssssssss,nnenne na ekele gi.Fake si gi how far

ghettochyk:
ify baby!! i dikwa nma? ke etu nairaland si eme?

a dim nma.gwa Iyke isi okpukpu ya hapum aka ana m elokwa boiz.babe longeeeest tyme.stay safe

jennykadry:
presido darling

hmmmn.anya m jiri guo akwukwo nso today na pulpit a gaghi ahu ihe ojoo.what am i saw hia .Bia Jenny,nnenne na akukwa okpo,she be heavyweight yampion for akwa ibom ooooo

sheniqua:
For the ladies only.
lekwa nu nwoke Chineke kere ubochi Sunday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSxL6KXVB4

dalu but i know i can dance more than that juo erhmm,juo all of them bois
happy sunday all and wishing one o bula a sweet izu uka ohuru.
Faky na Toshy na Romy na _Pres na ^darfur na spare tyre Ikomi,na umbrella Uche2nna,na mkpuchi oyi Echelon,na onye nkem Mortiple,na Kashiff nwanne ukwum,na Youngies na ndi ozo otu love

echelon:
Not so. He would be punished the day he knocks down the basin of palm ash

Nwayo nwayo ka e ji aracha ofe di oku
A hot soup is licked little by little _{hope u understand}

lol.i guess a maghim the full ilu then.dalu
@Topic,agbara aka na azo ala,onye ji ji ana ako
cant translate this
Anaghi agwa ochi nti na agha esula
you dont tell a deaf man that there is war

Gunny wud be a Tiger

Eze Jisos imela! onu m juru na ekele

@OP how old are you?time to mind your own biz methinks,let the two married people sort out theirselves abeg.close your eyes and walk on by.simply

with all these mind boggling usernames,its gonna be difficult choosing
Xio,super, ikebe,sperm,drops,almond,joy,T chinasa,militia,bebe,love etc
lmao,NL
@Topic,i"ll go for uche2nna,jakumo and almondjoy

. . . .he deserves a national award ! Grand Commander Of the federal republic of Aso rock . gcfar,mon, lol. military man indeed

Backslider:
http://www.independentngonline.com/news/metr/article01


Return Of 'Okada', Street Traders In Abuja
By Chibuzor Emejor , Correspondent, Abuja. (I HAIL THE OBJECTIVITY OF THIS JOURNALIST)

The Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja, is regarded as one of the modern cities in Africa. Lately, the city has begun to witness chaos and disorderliness as a result of non- adherence to street and environmental laws by some residents. It should be recalled that the immediate past Minister of FCT, Nasir el-Rufai made history when he aggressively embarked on the restoration of Abuja Master Plan, which the successive administrations in FCT either distorted or ignored or partially implemented. This development led to the massive demolition of buildings and illegal structures that contravened the master plan in FCT and its environs. The Federal Capital Territory Administration [FCTA] under the leadership of el-Rufai also banned the operations of commercial motorcycle riders popularly called 'okada' within the city centre. According to FCTA, commercial motorcycle operators constituted themselves as nuisance on the roads coupled with incessant road accidents caused by them. In this process, many lives were lost and maimed. In addition, it also alleged that motorcycle operators connived with criminals to perpetrate crimes in the city.

In spite of the hues and cries of the public against the ban on okada, the then FCT administration stuck to its guns by sweeping away okada operators out of the city in October 1, 2006. In addition, street trading and hawking was prohibited. Violators of this order had themselves to blame as able-bodied young men from Abuja Environmental Protection Board (AEPB) were on hand to give them the chase of their lives in the streets. Wares and goods of unlucky hawkers caught were confiscated by "action boys" from AEPB for onward delivery to their office. To this end, many Abuja residents are yet to forget the administration of el-Rufai, who they criticised as being "highhanded, autocratic and ruthless".

However, following the change of government and emergence of President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua and the subsequent appointment of Aliyu Modibbo as FCT minister, Abuja is gradually returning to the old order, as illegal structures are fast springing up everyday across the length and breadth of FCT. For instance, commercial motorcycle riders have swung into action, as they can be easily seen in places, such as AYA Junction, Asokoro Crescent, Power House Junction and Mugadishu Military Cantonment, among others. Unfortunately, some of the okada riders are policemen who ought to enforce the law. Since policemen are involved in the seemingly lucrative business, it becomes problematic to arrest the offenders and bring them to book. In an interview recently with Daily Independent, Deputy Director of Directorate of Road Traffic Services, Y .P Jack condemned the actions of the police and said his organisation would formally write to the Nigeria Police Force on the illegal activities of some bad eggs in the Force.

why wont they?when their salary is nothing to write home about?why wont they?when the force is more like an association of retired criminals?
Yar adua with his "rule of law" "due process " and "continuity "

lol refreshed memories from yesterday

Mushin olosha

echelon:
So which day is he punished?

lol.okwa i choro inum okwu na onu,dont gbala oso oooo.
Egwu anaghi atu afo,o buru uzo
the stomach isnt scared/afraid,reason hes at the forefreont
Ochu nwa okuko nwe ada,nwa okuko nwe mwne mwne oso
he whos chasing the fowl wud keep failing while the fowl keeps running gingerly or mwne mwenly
@Echelon,he wud be puinshed when he goes peeping at the mothers ekete uboma

Ikomi:
Ify gaa choro di luo, stop jumping from one to the other. 

ka guo isi gi na okwute  infact welite agba gi elu 
have i jumped on you yet?     were tenor na bass were kwuo d okwu,Ikomi talk da talk or tinye ya na radio 9ja  ihe m emetuna ihe gi before?  that reminds me,ole anwuruoku sef?  okwa i kwere m nkwa na i ga achotaram di,d very day i ga alu pinky , that same day i would be wedding Darfur  _{yes ! any comments?} guy,wepu that anya 4:30 gi na ahum buko. 
Ikmoi ga luo nwanyi,stop jumping from pinky to reddy 

presido1:
Bia nwanyi akpozine nne aha ebe a, oge obula ikporo aha ona atabi ire. So be careful.

Akporo m numba fake vodafone asi m na oweghi service, oputara na service anoghi na panti gi?
Try do sumffin biko, even if na antena tinyere nwa mazi ka onwe ike na ekwuru m.

m kpo nne aha gini eme?anam amukwa takwendo kemgbe echi,don't be ma first victim  yes,service anoghi na pantim,i choro i dotaram service ebe ahu?
Tosh felimbombo jikwa iwe acho gi. . .ima now  unfinished biz 
Ghettochyk  N.G.O.Z.I all da way
igbo hi minus mmadu abuo 

echelon:
meaning

i choro ka m gwa gi really? ole otu unu mere? okwu owerre
@Topic,o bughi ubochi nwatakiri kwafuru mmanu ka ana apia ya utari
a child is not punished the day he spills the oil

call me "xio" lol i just cant get over that
lol NL fun all da way !

romeo:
Ifyyyyyy muchas gracias guapetonaaa

LOL mon premier bebe,felicitations

darfur:
ndi iberibe. olee ha

ifyyyyyyyyy, onye iberi. . . . . .

romanus onye ara . .

presido . . president ndi umuotele

alakpuola ha, ndi uru

darfur,okpara felimbombo
Pres,kwanyere onwe gi ugwu .Otele si mu gwa gi na gi kwusi ikpo nnenne na ekwe nti ya.
Romy ole udika mmai i nyere m sef?ole crotchet m?i tinyere anwuru ike/oku na henessey ahu?e nwetabeghim onwem kemgbe parti gi ahu?biko send ma crotchet back
Ikomiusaraburotus ole ije?aka m di na elu na ekele.
Fizokey,ndewwo.infact Okechukwu how far? kedu maka umuaka gi?
Amax,lol.i bu nwoke ka i bu nwanyi?Jah na achi mgbe dum.
igbo hi.

Youngies nsogbu adighi
@Topic,ebube agu na eche agu,ma o di ndu ma o nwuru anwu
[color=#990000]the glory of the lions guards him,,dead or alive
Onye na ekwe osiso na ekwe ihe o kwesiri iju,onye na aju ngwa ngwa na aju ihe o kwesiri ikwe
[color=#990000]he whos fast to to say "yes" says "yes" when hes suppossed to say "no",he whos fast to say "no" says "no" when hes suppossed to say "yes"

@all unu anola?

rokiatu:
if I may ask, is this story real?

Intelligent question !

Yeah,we all see it daily,shake head and move on.the big question is " [b]what are we doing individually to help?[/b]same old sentiments wont take us anywhere.

Blessed Redeemer,ekele diri gi maka onwa ohuru nke i dubara anyi na ime ya.Otuto diri gi maka Gerald.dalu na ndu Kev,a mam na ihe i na echere anyi bu echiche ndu na oganiru.dalu eze Jisos !

toshmann:
arm everybody, armed robbery will collapse. . . . . . .fine.

arm everybody, violence will rise. armed robbery will go down but people will kill for the minutest reasons.
a woman will cheat her husband and he gets annoyed and gbam!!!!!!!!! e don happen.
a student will fail an exam 2 times and he'll go to the lecturer and threaten him. he fails again and gbam!!!!!!!!!!!e don happen.
2 touts de fight for motor park and gbam!!!!!!!!!!!e don happen.
two students quarrel over a girlfriend and gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!!e don happen.
police go do their work and in the process annoy a group of university students then police officers go begin disappear one by one.
judge go try case for court come give judgement against someone and then gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!!e don happen. while armed robbery goes down, violence will rise. imagine university riot where students carry arms. hehehe

una forget say naija no even get common cctv to monitor security in case of any event

So true ! ! !

Ujujoan:
Gov. Peter Obi of Anambra will definitely get my vote. They guy really has what it takes. He’s multi-Sectoral approach to Govt. is gradually turning the State around. I’m glad he was given the chance to prove he’s worth.

Intresting

Racism _methinks