₦airaland Forum

Tornadoz:
So you like "handsome" criminals? I see.

lol,hell No.i was just imagining,with all those money they steal,they luk  
U know of any "handsome" criminal?

the shoes is too small for ma left leg and too big for ma right leg

ewwww,they all look so ugly sef

ono:
I am Isoko (core) both parents. I'm from Isoko South LGA. My town: Igbide. And I thank the originator of this thread for coming up with this. For a minority tribe like us (the Isokos), I initially thought I will not see something like this coming on Nairaland. Wa do.

Now, the annoying thing about the thread is the horde of non-Isokos doing all in their power to rubbish the good intention of the originator of the thread. Nwando, Ifyalways and other Igbotic people should please stay away from here if there isn't anything meaningful they can contribute. The Igbo thread is a huge one loaded with ''meaningful'' contributions from Igbos both at home and in the diaspora. Can we have some peace of mind and a sense of belonging with this one?

Go fry sand chop. Isokotic ewu

O putara na choochi unu agbasabeghi unu esi na ulo uka gawa na ulo nkwu/ngwo? oooooooh ije !
Rommmmmmanus happi happi birthday to you today.
Ka chukwu kpuchie ma chebe gi,ka ebube Jah na amuke na ihu gi mgbe dum.ogologo na ahu ike ka Jah ga eji were cho gi nma.Jah ga ebuli gi elu karia ndi ogbo gi.ndi mmadu ga ele gi anya ,huta idi nma Jah na ahu gi.happy buffday. [s]umu gi ndi no na akpa amu wud come out safely and soundly.umu asa ga ahapu gi aka,you sef leave umu asa na okpa[/s]

Pres
Ikomi ole anwuruoku?
igbo hi

Arielle:
I saw it in the papers and didn't bother reading it. Please someone tell me he didn't really say that? Foriegn affairs minister

he' didnt say so ,his secretary did !

I di ebube,Chineke m.I di nma na ezie,i di nso,ebube gi na ihunanya gi juru na elu uwa nile,lee ka i si di nma,i di ebube.

ok ooooo
we are waiting
long live mbediogu

presido1:
Aka kpara eze ka udele ya koo onye chiri ya ozo.
When a thief or wrong doer is caught she will tell the unexpected.

why the "she"?okwa i bidola abi?nwa di nma,o buru nna ya ka o yiri,o buru ajo nwa,asi na o bu nne ya ka o yiri.***hisses***
@Youngies,iwe adila gi.lol owu ka o si daputa.
@Topic,ka aha eri anaghi eri onwe ha.
unu nyere m aka tapia ilua,i just heard this tonite

Ikomi onye nta akukuo,deje.akuko gi a dikwa egwu,ngwanu otu a m di ime,ole onye ga abu nna di nwa?Fake ka o bu Tosh and FYI e mere m ya with ha abuo otu ubochi,na otu onu ulo,na otu elu akwa. who is da babes dad?
painfully sweet story you told. ihe bois na eme babes
@Chukacarlo,ndeewo.i bu nwoke ka i bu nwanyi?iwu onye ebe?Welucomu to ogbako ndi igbo

presido1:
I go .

Otele otele otele otele how many times did presido call u?

lmao
Ewepu aka oru ekwensu,ole ihe mmadu na acho na otele ibe ya?
Romy,heheeeeeeeee,osetiela!.ihe oma rute gi aka.

happi week nke end mmadu niile.

Onye ezi omume dalu maka ntasiobi i nyerem.In times like this,papa,nani gi nwere ike inye ndi nke gi udo na onu.olilianya anyi nile di na gi.Jisos dalu maka oru oma gi.

dee02:
rub a dead agama lizard over the affected part and you would see positive changes


or get a male frog and chew the skin


goodluck

lmao

This type of stories makes one to wonder the type of police stations obtainable in 9ja. Rubbish

savanaha:
Yes oh, I remember now, why don't those youths ever get irrate enough to make the government change therefore stopping backward retrogress?

good question !

9jaman:
1) Nigeria
2) Nigerian government
3)Nigerians
4) Nigerian mentality
5) Nigerian roads
6) Nigerian education
7) Nigerian economy.

lmao.
told them ooooh

happy anniversary folks

@Topic,nothing gained,nothing lost

Continuation of the same old rat race

chisimdi:
@ifyalways nnam gozie gi.udo diri gi na ndi ulo gi.Lol

same to you  let the man go out jare,it even makes them appreciate you more.lol.u know,ogori luo di abuo,o mata nke ka nma  Let him go,see,compare,contrast and make notes .life is sooo good to waste being a watch dog to another fellow.be free with life,life would flow freely with ya 

Spermdrops:
When you live in places like Nigeria, you can't norture talent. Without simple electricity and plumbing what kind of talent do your expect to develop? Let someone use their "God-given" talent to figure out how to make "pure water" sachets in Nigeria "biodegradeable" for a start. Those dann things defy all means of annihilation. You can't burn them, you can't sink them, you can't bury them, you can't shred them and you sure can't recycle them for they smell like "kerosine" already. Everywhere you go in Nigeria, you find them sticking half way out of the ground. Only the wind and erosion can transport those things from one location to another.

Hmmmm! Talk about talent.

If you want to build on whatever God-given talent you have as children, you will need to move those children to a more suitable environment. Not one that experiences "E[/b]nviromental [b]G[/b]rowth [b]R[/b]etardation or [b]P[/b]erpetual [b]F[/b]ailure [b]T[/b]o [b]T[/b]hrive"! As you correctly identified, if the parent cannot indentify his or her talent, do not expect him or her to help norture those of the children. What we have is a case of "generational dullards"! The high rate of spiritual and material poverty cannot allow you to norture kids with talent in places like Nigeria. Especially when you have institutions called [b]"Bukiepoly" loocated in remote jungles in Nigeria and such. Enough to kill any talent I say.

The parents are the product of the environment they live in. So that can only be handed down to the children. All we have are mudkegs of mediocrity as talents with the propensity to think dubiously and negatively.

"EGR or PFTT"

Not totally true tho,some ppl have being able to rise above their enviromental disability and limitations,very few i must add,anyway.
@Topic,early sex education
saving habits _{well not totally their fault,the economy has made this almost impossible}
Accepting whatever is forced on you,not letting the child reason as an individual.Forcing down opinions/views on the child.

lmao @replies
@Topic,Space is needed for every marriage/relationship to grow.There are times i,as a woman wud want to hang out with my galfriends,so wud my man too,no big deal.Haba,is marriage a jail or what?it dont necessarily have to be a nightclub tho but one thing is clear,once in a while . . .a man might want to hang out alone or with friends,it wont change who he is,a cheat is a cheat,if you like oooh keep him under lock and key or mount survellience on him, . wasted efforts and time,methinks.i think people that even fret over what and where there guy goes to or does are simply insecured in the affair If you know your place in every relationship,i mean,if you know where you belong and stand,you wud fear no foe or friend nothing shakes you cos you are 100% SURE that your man is coming back home to you the same way he left.
@leilah,its not a cultural thingy.it cuts across tribes and races.its just a men thing !

migwo

Rev Mrs dele Goerge.founder of little saints orphanage and strong tower mission.shes a mum to hundreds of orphaned and abandoned babies,feeds and sees them tru school even to university level ,gives them love and yada yada. shes simply great

gini na atu unu egwu sef?

youngies:
Not once, not twice nor thrice have I heard this proverb:

Ihe nwata amaghi di ka ikpu nne ya
What is strange to child can be likened to his mother's ekete uboma

what is strange to the child can be likened to his mothers Vejay ole ihe mere o ji sim na onu puta sef?
@Topic,ijiji nti ike na eso ozu ala
the stubborn fly ends up buried with the corpse

presido1:
Ifu agha nnabe(MBE)
He once called himself ]" Member of British Empire(MBE)".

I have loads to tell but it will only be sweet in igbo. How i go do now?

Its about Tortoise and Elephant.

lol.pray, do tell us.Tortoise and elephant?never heard of it.
@Topic,part 2
Ostrich was the bird that agreed to help tortoise.He told Tortoise that hes going to his house to tell his wife anim to bring and arrange their beddings outside as he,Tortoise is going to jump down from heaven.Relief at last Tortoise thought
Alas,Ostrich got to mbes house and told anim to bring and arrange in front of their house,every metallic equipment she can lay her hands upon as the hubby,Tortoise is going to thrown down a big animal from heaven.lol.anim went to work,she laid down every thing destructive outside,she even went to borrow from neighbours. . . .knives,mortar,pestle,pots,cooking tripod.etc
After sometime,tortoise looked down from heaven and saw his wife anim at work _{dont ask me how} .things were working out fine,he thot so he got ready for the bing bang jump.pheeeeeeeew he jump down straight on top the knives. he was badly hurt he had his shell broken and scatterred all over the place. quickly,anim ran to Mr snail.his services are highly needed,to help gum back Tortoise's shell.
Snail refused to come cos he knew Tortoise wud never ever pay him after his services but anim persisted and assured him that he wud be paid so he came with her.It took Snail 4 market days of hardwork to get the shells in one piece again albeit it wasn't smooth any more.Tortoise was so very grateful and so was the wife anim.On the 5th market day,Mr snail was ready to go and was waiting for his money.Tortoise told him to
lmao.
to be contd.

Atihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . .ukwara ojoo
kpom kpom kpom,o nwere onye no ebe a?
Darfur,Ikomi,Nwando,Tosh,Romy,Pres,Echeboy,Mortiple,Kashiff,GC na ndi umu ha ka no na akpa amueg Uche2nna bonjour !

a nam acho mkpo utaba m acho. Ikomi u are the most suspicious and promiscious suspect. wetara m mkpo utaba m.

nnenneigbo na Otele,unu anola ?

onmyown:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

i think i dont want to think abt them

sheniqua:
I wonder.
Ify gba zi oto
Only Chineke ma ihe mega

heheheeeeeeeeeeeeee Nwando ndeewo.
Eve gba oto,who am i not to gbala oto?  
udo di.o nweghi onye gba oto.anyi ana agba oto say gini happen?
we are fully and very well clothed in love,peace na obioma.
ole maka ndi ulo gi?took kiaful

romeo:
ihe gi di uto 2 much ,

hmmn,ole nke bukwa "ihe m"?   cherekwa Pres na abia i tapi okwu a.lol
well,i found out how and when i found out.till then,Remain blessed.  

Uche2nna:


O gini na eme na ebe a

lol
mgbochiume ndi "otu a" na udaume " ndi otu a " na eme ebe a  
o nwere ihe iji bia?mmai,anwuruoku etc a naghi agba aka ele nwata eze so, mo-men,ole ihe iji bia?  

@Grow fast did you actually marry that gal at long last?

romeo:
Referee ga adikwa naked too ! Bed-i-mania 1

Nsogbu adighi
o bughi ihe ohuru now,i hula ya b4 so too has Ikomi so,olekwanu ihe m na ezozi again?
o setia unu tuam mbo na nti.nani anyi ato,ndi imi ogologo like Pres must not know.
Romy,happppppppi birthday in advance lol,a dim egwu ! ! !
anyi a ga erikwa osikapa echi ahu?my speciality bu hennesyy na isi ewu bidokwa now haziwe akpa gi,anyway ujo adighim,i trust you 50% trust your akpa 101% .lol

romeo:
Hmmmmmmmmm

okwu arurumala atogbuo unu nile!! 5 pages soso maka ikpa ihe gbasara ndi "otu a"

ole nke bukwa " otu a " this must be a new word
Romy ole ije?darfur si na i . . . . . _{i cant say it jare}
ole ubochi gi na Ikomi ga alu ogu dimkpa V dimkpa?i dont want to miss it.

presido1:
i go cement u for the ukwu mango too.
good night nwanyi oma.

lmao
cement dikwa onu ugbua.eagle cement ka o bu ?

umu igbo,unu anola eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
Ikomi ole anwuruoku?
anwuruoku 2008!