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@Ikomi,o ginizi ? onye kpasuru gi iwe? 

Toyin lmao.
you want to learn igbo?ejoo.shebi ore kekere iwo ni omo igbo?lol ask him to teach you. sho ti gbo? 

. . .have all been let out
some of his pronouncements are nuffin but papal bulls But yet . . . . .a necessary evil

. . . .wonderful Kola. ok am fine
Olulu whats there to hmmmn abt?

70 yr. old man asks his wife "do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive .

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A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother warned her,
"1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name"
Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"
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A white couple had a black baby, The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby is black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt, !
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Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

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Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"

lol.
turkey is gud all the time but YET bla bla is the best recipe

lol
Gunny and clems . . . .
i can smell love in the air

lmao
Tufe heheheheh bad omen

@gentledove :
Development and structure of corpus liteum :
The corpus luteum develops from an ovarian follicle during the luteal phase of the menstrual cycle or estrous cycle, following the release of a secondary oocyte from the follicle during ovulation. The follicle first forms a corpus hemorrhagicum before it becomes a corpus luteum, but the term simply refers to the visible collection of blood left after rupture of the follicle, and has no functional significance. While the oocyte (later the zygote) traverses the Fallopian tube into the uterus, the corpus luteum remains in the ovary.

The corpus luteum is typically very large relative to the size of the ovary; in humans, the size of the structure ranges from under 2 cm to 6 cm in diameter.

When egg is not fertilized/when you arent pregnant :
corpus luteum stops secreting progesterone and decays (after approximately 14 days in humans). It then degenerates into a corpus albicans, which is a mass of fibrous scar tissue.


if a Med doc has seen you and told you that you have no problem,then its Ok.relax dear

The mountains and hills wud break forth in praises before you oh Lord !
all the trees of the field and birds of the air praise you,Rock of ages.
onye ime eligwe be thou exalted.i mela ozo ihe i jiri buru ji n'ime ndu m.
Otuto,nsopuru,irubeisi,ojija nma,mbuli elu na ekele niile diri aha gi naani.Amen

Youngies ,nsogbu a noghi.lol
ihe ihe kwuru is not far from eziokwu.onye o bula na achozi ego.n'oge na adighi anya,m ga try iti egwu nke m. unu a ga azukwa? 

@topic,aka aja aja na ebute onu mmanu mmanu.

echelon:
Isi aha m ka Kilimanjaro 
I zatara ya!
Amaghi m nke a. Onye ma ya gwa anyi

. . .lol.
i si na i maghi ya?ebelebe igba.unu ga egburu m ewu then. 
osisa ya bu eluigwe na ala  

@topic,gwam ihe kuru aka n'ime ohia ?

ebighebi a gahi ezuru m inye gi ekele,chi kere uwa niile.asi na arum niile buru onu onu,o zughi inye gi ekele.onye ime eluigwe ,nara ekele m.

lol for this two blunders

lmao

i think its attraction at first sight,maybe love might come up later

brb

He wud know how much i earn but that is as far as it goes.i CANT SUBMIT my paycheck to anybody.

[quote author=prince_onx link=topic=117453.msg2043137#msg2043137 date=1205180958]Nwando you're really taking this whole thing to a diff level. Its not good to lie to someone you plan to spend your whole life with but still people will tell lies both MEN and WOMEN, both HOME and ABROAD regardless of what the whole world say! please stop painting this story like every single guy that went home to marry has something to hide. People travel from all cities in naija to their villages to get marry and no matter what you say here, naija girls will still believe those stories from away guys! girls believe lies from the guy next door not to talk of thousand miles away.

As for the getting yash, some married people get laid when they go home not to talk of single guys! marriage or no marriage. Some girls back home are just something else and it too bad this yankee guys are taking advantage of that. Whenever I visit home, our house turns to girls hostel. My sisters friends roll in and out like no business and if I decide to f**k every single one of them, I can do it whether I tell truth or lies same with alot of guys in naija.

Its OK if you encourage single guys/girls abroad to marry eachother rather than making it seem like the guys here are evil and if they decide to go home, na their business be that![/quote]lol.Bless you plenty

who let the dogs out

gentledove:
Does anybody know anything about Cyst here? i mean liteum corpus? they said it ruptures and creates pains but its not harmful. how true is that?

its an endocrine structure involved in the production of progestrone needed during pregnancy and has no functional significance.
its important for establishing and maintaining pregnancy.YES,it is not harmful.

clintonty:
Nairalanders please help out. What would you do if you were unfortunate to be at a place when at that time, a man is being murdered in cold blood by another man (note that the killer thought nobody was there), you shouted due to the horrible scene and u are being chased. Even though you are not caught, it always occur to you that somene is somewhere planning to kill you, that u are even very careful of walking alone, What can I tell the person involved?

hes got to talk,let others share his fears and worries with him.let him talk with a social worker or a counsellor.too bad witness protection programme doesnt exist in 9ja it wud have been easier.

lol
kilo ode?ede youruba c'est simple. oga o,ore mi try ooo.ekungbadun.

@topic
must i go an empty handed
   thus my dear Redeemer meet,
   not one soul with which to meet him
   must i empty handed go

chorus: must i go an empty handed
       thus my dear Redeemer meet
       not one soul with which to meet him
        must i empty handed go.

By his grace,i wont be coming empty handed.

. . she be UNEME babe

kathyekiti:
Looks like she has a condition known as primordial dwarfism. The cause is unknown. They have normal intelligence but shortened lifespans due to aneurysms

. . . hearing it for the first time.wud have to check it out.

@Zandra ibiakwa,keduzi aro i bido i sendi ego na mailbox? i choro ime m 4 nke 9 ?munwa?nwa osha ado?o dikwa egwu  kedu ka ime babe?a maghikwam onye kpoputara umu nkita ebe a ?  imanu udi nkita m na ekwu,o burukwa ndi ana afu na GRA  umu nkita ime ogbe.a na akpo fa eku-ke so,onye kpoputasiri umu ekukes to threadi anyi sef ? lol

D10 i bu onye choir na mbu?i na agu bass ka obu tenor?biko nyem onu,usu enweghi mouth na nkolo anyi. 

lol.Toyin no try me,ok see:
kilo n shele ele ?fi mi sile joo.ewo ni gbogbo doubt e?fara bara fun mi joo emi ni omo 9ja dada.

lmao.
some stories
weekend fanatasies

lol echebobo. a nam na o nani gi ga azata ya.

echelon:
Apiti

Gwam ihe a gbara na mba nu ya na mba?

o dim ka o bu egbe ala/egbe ndum .

@topic,gwam dum,gwam yom ?