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ok in-law.
lets say twenty thousand pounds for mobility first.
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhm if along the line,there is need for more,trust you my in-law for more after all you are loaded.an ofesi in law no be moi-moi !
just make sure,you come along with convertibles,flashy ones for that marra on the D-day.if there is shortage of pounds,just in case there is,it can easily be sold off to one of the losers around
i forgot,there is the first ceremony b4 the real T.wedding oooh.its called iju ase! that one na anoda chopping tactics from these igbo ppl
once again,welcome,my wealthy in-law.
@faky,no he cant do that.why wud he waste his time on common calculus when hes got ppl that he can pay to do that.POUNDS speak and bullshit flys.

. . . .iyemelele-baning !

thats the spirit.i say thats the spirit of Abia queens suitors
oliver is outdated now.he cant stand the force of flying rolls/wraps/bundles of pounds any longer.
we wud be needing like 3 to 4 stands for musicians,young breeds i mean,those are the only ones that can fly to grab your pounds when it comes flying nah.so for the musicians,we should be talking of :
Morrocco maduka;his renting fee is 100k for an hr
Warrior bros:renting fee 200k per hr
Orental brothers: 300k per hr

so where are we ?

yes oooooh and even more
i was shocked and electrocuted sef infact am still in a state of coma as a result of the shocking discovery,what a blow to my fyne face

no,that is it for real .
56 naira for graduates only

Abia state dangerous for visitors
where is safe for visitors then?
tell me,when are you coming down?one more thing,the list b4 the bride price is like 10 pages A3 typing sheet are you still game?

. . . .thanks for coming to his rescue.
he definitely did forget ! 

you got it wrong dear,i saidjust thirty six naira 
yes so with just one hundred naira you've got for yourself three pretty brides.
welcome on board,we are expecting you ! 
its a town in ABIA state.see you soon 

sauce you dont say that
arent i shocked now?

chacal who said so?
am sure it was not me !

well,the igbo guys are not complaining so
at least in my place,am sure of this,the bride price of every girl ranges from N36.OOK TO N56.00K at most so what are you not saying
20,000.00 pounds even Bill Gates wudnt pay that much.infact,what was the topic again . . . .

. . . .nuffin is totally impossible here.
the last time i checked,pigs are flying so 

just stop iyeme-ing 

iyeme has been banned.
sauce sent to kukuvi prison.

see wahala ooooo,we are gently diverting from the topic.
shakara simply means she is not expected to take the drink straight to the groom.shes suppossed to walk around with the drink and make the groom little bit tensed up b4 she presents the drink to him afterall good things dont come so easily.
yes,am an igbo girl.
the bride parnets organize the T.wedding yes,but the groom supposedly foots the bill. _{you know am not yet married so i cant say that for sure,dont want my folks around to come pounce on me}
the most important thing and that am sure of is this there is just ONE groom for the bride on the Traditional marriage day!

nightnurse:
besides, if really u have the fear of God in u, i don't think u'll open that thing u call mouth to say most nasty things u say to your fellow human beings in here. I won't say much sha because of your tribe, don't care what u;re going to say next, i believe if really u're a matured person u'll respect yourself but if u think am going to exchange "grammer" with u just like folly, am sorry u got it all wrong sista!

there she goes again,nay i say i wont go that lane with you.dont yarn me that tribe trash,it doesnt work for me pls.
your question was uncalled for.you were not the only dude in NL,ok.even the site owner saw and moved on so who d heck are you to ask us if we haave stopped?did we start cos of you?i say walk on by,walkkkkkkkkkkkk on by pls.

nightnurse:
just to show u some maturity, there'll be need to exchange words on nairaland with u so dear grow up

to let you know that you still day dream with diapers,learn to let sleeping dogs lie at times esp at matters that really don't concern you.mind ya biz in Nairaland and in real lyfe,dude,that makes one a matured one that is if you even know what MATURITY MEANS.

darfur:
bikonu o nwere onye huru toshnwanyi bikonuo o o
kemgbe nightnurse ji were injection gbawasia ya ike front and back toshwoman agaala awol
ihe a dikwa serious o o o
nightnurse kedu injection iji gbaa ya ihe a

biko wetakwa ya again ka agbaa ya faketan , ka anyi nwee some peace na nairalandia

LMAO

nightnurse:
faketan bu odim nobi, i can't gbala that deadly injection abeg

osetiela.ebelebe igba!

presido1:
Agam agwa ya ify, come give me bribe sharp sharp.

hehe.eze asiri,onye juru gi

nightnurse:
onye makwa nu gina ify? i no fucking send una, fake bu my sweet patient so unu ga pkuo udo

hehe.LMAO .orubeghi nke ikwu udo buko,ijiji ha ndi singing.
@topic,pres piga paw-paw piwa panti patience para palmy panye paul . _{i try now,at least no bi copyright}

hehe press chere m ka m too first,a duzilam di thing ugbu a ime dugbue m 

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIp3gVuslY&feature=related

egwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu di utoooooooooooo.make we tell our younger onesssss.infact make we sef wait tilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 
fake na tosh make una take note.a naghizim eme ozo bukonu.onye si na o gahi eche,ya gawa jare

lamdec:
Can you marry someone who contracted HIV virus after you have met him/her-though not through sexual intercourse.Remember the love and trust is there.

honestly i cant unless i am +ve too.
after i met you, too bad i cant.whatever means you got it from,i cant pls.the one need why we should educate our loved ones abt the modes of transmission of HIV aside sexual intercourse to avoid long tori like this.
so back to your question,sister,i cant and wont advice anyone to do so too but its a free world anyway

hehe, tope in camera you said?see you there then.
gunpoint no try spoil this runs for me ooooo you never tire as you dey see me for house so?you no wan make i marry leave house for una?abeg no spoil this one ooooh

am not suggesting that it aint true but am telling you the truth dear.
it has no atom of truth in it.
hehe,the grooms lining up indeed
am not yet married but i witnessed lots of T.weddings and nuffin like that happened.
the bride is given the drink and asked to present it to whomever she loves and knows is her hubby that i think,only goes a long way to show that she is not being forced/talked into the marriage.she fit do small shakara,carry the drink waka go round b4 presenting it to the hubby but pls it always gets to the hubby,the man that is indirectly paying for eveything happening that day who even bought the drink we are talking of here sef?the hubby ofcos.
it is not true !

Chacal:
On her traditional wedding day. . . Many suitors(3-12) will be lining up and she has to pour palm-wine for her chosen one.
How would u feel if she doesn't choose you on the appointed day?
The shock might set your heart racing. . . . .

you know this is not right,why say it ?
i really wonder how possible this seems even in wonderland.
a lady with more than 1 suitor on her T marriage day
@olorogu,if you feel your babe dont love you enough,talk it over with her.pour out your fears to her and get to hear from her too.you are a man,use your discretion jare ! goodluck

papa pres i dey ooooooooooooooooooo
m ga emekwanu gini?
a nom na a manage tosh na enjoy fake
uwa bu once afterall.
ole otu i mere?echekwam ma agbara ndi ARSENAL 4 kpondo ozo
ole maka umuazu na amuazu? _{i wud keep asking even if you keep evading it}
i huru tosh?ihe a eyighi ije ya at all,he wud always do peep in like a love-vendor to say umu igbo unu anola mana nke a a naahughi ya,i hope na hmmmmnonu m sharrrrrrrrp
mma nwanyi bu di luga ya
ugwu nwoke bu nwanyi o luga. _{dont ask me where this comes from}
presssssssssssssssssssss am fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,Jah na achi mgbe dum
enjoy d kisses as it comes biko

hehe sylvia you doy fear now?babie na blessing
me and seun are still enjoying our ice cream now that its still frozen to think of tying any knot.perharps when it melts completely
Bblak no stress,i understand
@all have fun

nods.

purest boi am chilling.
any p for ya side?

nightnurse:
may the Lord hit that smelly mouth of yours! mad woman

nay,his name is too precious to be called on little issues like you.
i wudnt want to go down that lane with you because i would not only mail your limbs and ribs to your mama i would crush and reduce you to your status quo---weaving bird .mark your lane and don't cross your boundaries

lamidebaby:
i'd say it's unfair to have us judge based on one single financial transaction between u and your girlfriend.
What's it been like? How much has she given you in question in times past? How often? Is she aware of your financial capablities or otherwise? Fill in these blanks and u'd get more intelligent and forthright replies.

thank you very much sister.
to whom much is given much is expected abi? 
you can't reap  silver where you have sown diamonds.

. . . kpom kpom kpom,o nwere onye no ebe a?
ole ebe ha gara?o nwere ihe mega happen somewhere?
owu boolu?owu picadilly?owu city center?owu dollars?owu pounds?
gini mega ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh 
ok,ma a noro nani m now.its time to go tru profile onye o bula 
toshieee:he likes woman more than food,very very easy going.score 7   
papa pres:he likes woman but heavy eri ago,easy going.score 6 
uncle ikomi:hmmn i tara akpu oo,ok he likes women small,very easy going.score 6 
oziomatv huru nwanyi kwee ogu  ,easy going tho,score 5 
darfur:secret ogbu ni igwe ,very easy going.score 6 
faky huru nwanyi mee ka o dighi ya nma but after o zoro ezoro ga chuo ya.  score 8 
romanus:hmmn,smooth operator ,easy going mgbe obi di ya nma only score 5
youngies:highly akpulized. like food esp akpu karia nwanyi,esy going sha.score 6
echelon:strictly e nweghi efe nwanyi,oji ilu alu ogu.easy going.score 9
kashiff:hehe.oji ilu achu nwanyi ,easy going man. score 6
  oooooooooooooooooooohm kedu kwanu ebe unu gara?am bored oooooooo.
ok, agaje m ama egwuregwu now,anyi niile ga ahu there 
ohaneze ndi igbo uhuru chi oma. 

@Omo ibo,sumtimes the damn thing comes out even when you try reducing weight
too bad and irritating.had a friend who used BIO-OIL it worked for her to an extent.had an aunt too that bought some cream from all those molue hawkers and it cleared it all.you never can tell with it.
@poster,just watch your weight,dont scratch,avoid all those hot gels/bleaching creams,get and use cocoa butters BUT IT WONT clear it totally,it wud only help make it less visible and control it.you cant change it, so love and appreciate yourself as you see it jare

ronkeakala:
hi,room
am single and seriously searching.

i love your surname/last name 
as for your status,it would soon change,trust me  sumtin like heavily engaged/seriously in love.have fun dear 
Bblak where arth thou?the val gbedu don end now,show face joo. 
slyvex hmmmn abi oga rockiedink don score?make i begin buy baby tins
seun001 you remain a sweetheart  have fun !
victor4u,ndumart wetin dey happen?abi una don secretly change status?i fear ooo 
zignorr and easybaby,love dey sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet oo.enjoy 
sauce+ kooldamsel,whats gwan people?one rove.
olajinam,have fun and take good kia 
emmenas,welcome and get connected fast. 
rockie,nuffin dey shele ooo,just dey with seun,took some ice cream + pizza then errrrrrrrrrrr followed ofcos
@all be good,work hard and live well.

nightnurse:
so u guys finally gave up? na wa oo

just to show how stupid and shallow your Pentium brain is,YES we did !
got any problem with that?go get drown !