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Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:22pm On Feb 17, 2008
[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=107290.msg1965833#msg1965833 date=1203271830]okay, for the sake of chivalry, we won't be responding to the above attacks on our intellectual acumen or our vocabulistic capabilities grin and saucekid, i didn't know you were not comfortable with grammatical construction, beats me because my favourite new words for last year were yebariba and samboribobo respectively

infact i have started a global campaign to have those two words officially included in the revised edition of the oxford advanced english learners dictionary which is expected to be published before the end of this year, perhaps madam ifyalways could help us out by signing our petition, it already has close to 140 million signatures ( infact we need just two more to meet our mark
[/quote]. . . . .enuf,dont distabilize my connection pls.
you wanna show ya Ninglish skills,take a bus to oshodi mkt pls. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: What Gets U Excited? by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . . .you sound like " olabisi okoroafornsugbe reporting for AIT NEWS ! cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: True Talk by ifyalways(f): 8:11pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . . .thank you.they nearly forgot ! tongue
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 8:08pm On Feb 17, 2008
presido1:
Biko pres omere gini, obu na imaghi na pres bu ngworo so kedu kwa nu ukwu nke iga agbaji zi.
i maghi ihe i mere m,okwa ya?
mgbe onu gi na agba ga pump ndi water board onitsha,i maghi?
ole ihe i chere mgbe i si na faky m e nweghi ugbo ala?
o mu si gi enweghi ugbo?di kwa careful oooo.m hapu gi today,i might not let you go next time.i forgive you cos taa bu sunday. cheesy

pres ole maka madam na amuazu?olekwanu ihe val m now?delay is dangerous.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 8:04pm On Feb 17, 2008
[quote author=uche_uche link=topic=19138.msg1965967#msg1965967 date=1203274635]umunna ekele le unu o. ke ka unu mere? ejim aka na ihe nile na ga n'anya ya? ndewo nu. abum UCHENNA UCHECHUKWU, nwafo UMUOPARA-UGIRI, ISIALA MBANO na IMO. ya gazie nu o.uwa wu paw-paw.[/quote]hehe.a good authorbiography.Uche-dady nnoo.so ugiri no under Mbano?i always chekwara na ugiri no under Umuahia ka ugiri adi abuo?udo diri gi nwanne.

Toshhieeeeeeeeeee lekwa Mbano nille na acho gi .hehe.hapu ndi well wishers gi na picadilly street bia lee nwanne gi.

uwa bu paw paw na sweeet for ndi hotaranu  wink
uchenna ,ndeewo and ya gaziere gi too.  kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ifyalways(f): 7:56pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . . mugulicious boi
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 7:43pm On Feb 17, 2008
Ikomi:
I saw him on Picadilly street, London. Dont ask me what he was doing there, all I can say is he was in the adult section.

Well his an adult anyway.
ok.atleast i know where and how to choo ya.i hope its safe for me to ga alone to picadily street owu?hapi sunday,dede m.
faky,hmmmn,ire ncha. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss hapi sunday.

unu gwakwa pres na anywhere m huru ya,m ga emeru ya ahu.Fromuk/pres m ga agbaji gi ukwu anywhere i see you. angry angry
Otele,ikpe mu na gi diwagodu first. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 7:29pm On Feb 17, 2008
@web,LMAO
Romance › Re: I Still Love Her, Whatever The Revelation by ifyalways(f): 7:09pm On Feb 17, 2008
michelin89:
The revelations are: she has done this, that and this and that!
lmao
Jokes Etc › Re: Enjoy by ifyalways(f): 7:02pm On Feb 17, 2008
you are on your own tongue
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeee cheesy
Poems For Review › Re: Rhymes by ifyalways(f): 6:59pm On Feb 17, 2008
Lekana and others,you guys rock !
moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pls
Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ifyalways(f): 6:50pm On Feb 17, 2008
LMAO
ituen ,d menu is appetizing ! cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 6:47pm On Feb 17, 2008
what was all that? angry angry angry
. . . .i almost tot it was oct 1st,independence speech,too long and boring joo.
waste of cyber space ,dont try it again Mr Ninglish else . . . . . .
Jokes Etc › Re: True Talk by ifyalways(f): 6:41pm On Feb 17, 2008
LMAO.
wetin be my name again sef . . . cheesy
Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by ifyalways(f): 6:38pm On Feb 17, 2008
i like ifyalways kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: What Gets U Excited? by ifyalways(f): 6:33pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . . . .sori oooo i registered the day you stopped wearing pampers tongue
never witnessed anything.do have proves?any playback abi flash back to back up your tori?
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Smarter? by ifyalways(f): 6:24pm On Feb 17, 2008
was sweet and cool,as always.everyday na val for nah.sweet parents,cool bros dem + one loving bobo.God too much for moi kiss
hope yours was cool too?,trust you sha,no slacking cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Sincere Father-son Talk by ifyalways(f): 6:20pm On Feb 17, 2008
really shocked shocked shocked
BIN LADEN na your in-law,BUSH na your family friend
you be strong man ooooo .i no fit shout abeg lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Mama Youngy by ifyalways(f): 6:13pm On Feb 17, 2008
its 17:22 gmt wakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee up Ituen or better still stop daydreaming joo cool
Jokes Etc › Re: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ifyalways(f): 6:05pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . . .the dividends of being a lady cool
Culture › Re: Igbos That Cannot Speak Igbo Language by ifyalways(f): 5:52pm On Feb 17, 2008
@poster,good for you.jisie ike,nwa afor kiss
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 5:49pm On Feb 17, 2008
igbo ndi oma nwe mmadu,mmamma nu oooo.
ndi ifo ka nka !
izu uka ohuru a ,izu oka oma for anyi niile.
ndi ajo mmadu + ochonganoko,agahi ihu anyi.
ihe oma +ngozi +udo+aru ike+iihunanya+ncehe chukwu wud rest with anyi niile.

i miss my darling toshieeeo nwere onye huru ya? sad
uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bu paw-paw. kiss
Health › Re: Pls Help My Stomach Pain, It Is Unbearable by ifyalways(f): 5:38pm On Feb 17, 2008
almondjoy:
Yes a have! And sure enough it was another blooming pregnancy that resulted in 2 children 11 months apart! kiss

So go see a gyn ma dear and sssssssssssssshek tins aaaaaaat! wink

Goodluck dear! grin
twins or . . . undecided
linapeace:
thanks , tu u guys, well i have visited my doc. he did ultrasound and he said am not pregnant, but iwll see my period before 14days. and for the stomach pain, God really healed me of it ,after i layed my hands on my tommy in faith and prayed since yesterday till now i have not feel the pain again,
i beleive the healing is permanent , i want to say thank you jesus for healing me, and also ask him to heal each and everyone of us witnessing pain in any path of our body and in any area of our lives. Amen
hehe.you have lots of faith,rove it. kiss
@poster take kia sister kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Mama Youngy by ifyalways(f): 5:31pm On Feb 17, 2008
Ituen,hehe. tongue
i was still in my pants and bathing outside then,playing nakedly with . . . . . undecided
Family › Re: Why Do Singles In the U.S/U.K Still Prefers To Go And Marry From Naija by ifyalways(f): 5:26pm On Feb 17, 2008
hmmmmmmmn AJ na Nwando,your posts sounds sensible to my ears.
looking around me,i can savely say that most guys come for a home made bride cos they believe they are better than the ones abroad.they claim,they are more obedient,make good wifes and mothers than their counterparts abroad.for like 70% OF those i know that came home for a bride,it worked out fine.whatever,i really think one can find a good and virtous spouse anywhere.its only a matter of looking in the right place at the right time.i believe so much in this AJs phrase,God cannot be decieved,he wud give you what you deserve ! the guys abroad that come home,shag,phock and roll with some little innocent girls at home(either cos they are poor and cant help it or they are just plainly stupid)cos they feel they have the dough,God wud surely give you want you deserve at the right time.likewise the babes.
all in all,one needs Gods help and direction to make the right choice.
Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ifyalways(f): 5:01pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . , its more like a virus angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: What Gets U Excited? by ifyalways(f): 4:54pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . .when did he become a pastor too shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Sincere Father-son Talk by ifyalways(f): 4:51pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . . .i ask you dat one too? cheesy
the last time i checked,OSAMA BIN LADEN was your father in-law tongue
Culture › Re: The Two Things That Can Make A Nigerian Man Open A Car Door For A Woman by ifyalways(f): 4:48pm On Feb 17, 2008
fromuk:
which of your man? Fake get car? am begining to suspect you grin grin grin
pressssss,leave me hand oooo.shey i call pesin name? embarassed
otele:
grin grin grin grin grin i don die oooooo
faketan e ee e e ee grin grin grin grin
faketan na deputy assistant junior boyfriend grin grin

or perhaps faketan has a wheel barrow wey he de open for am grin grin grin
whell barrow,leggedes benz,we are not complaining.otele,mind your biz sad sad
romeo:
LMAO hahahahhaa grin grin
even you romanus? cry cry cry
Ikomi:
I think u guys should show some respect. Taking cheap shots at others is no good idea.

Fake don't mind them. If anything happens to the door of your wheel barrow, av got a wielding machine.

Inanu! Am not even sure ma ona ege mu nti

Fake nka sef. angry
uncle ikomi too. cry cry cry cry cry obi agbawala m cry cry cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Smarter? by ifyalways(f): 4:33pm On Feb 17, 2008
hehe.lol tongue

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